#yall kno i can talk about this shit for hours

[lystring]

im in love with my new character for the dnd game i joined the other day, i hate that I can't make her in bg3 because there's no tabaxis in game 😿

[iplayghoul]

hot tub sex wit ony ? drabble ?? oneshot ?? this longer than i thought it wld be i just cant stop talkin... its 11 am bruh

its soooo obvious that im more into a soft sex kinda vibe, always or rough sex written in the most gentle and soft way possible 🙈

so i cant help but constantly imagine hot tub sex wit ony. in my head at the start of the relationship he constantly gravitates towards our apartment. in his mind he felt it was safer for his partners always, not wanting you to feel yk at danger in a man's house despite how safe he made you feel BUT ofc you have a jacuzzi.

in this universe, like in my head, i imagine both ony and reader have jobs in the medical feild likkee maybe ony is a surgeon and reader is a private psychiatrist who sometimes picks up shifts at the hospital onyankopon works at ???

ANYWHO becuzz of this they sometimes work hard ass shifts, whether theyre long or short, its hard as fuckk and they come home tired. ony gets home first, maybe an hour earlier and he has a key card to your apartment so he can let himself in, feeds your pets and relaxes on the couch, thinking of if he should make you two dinner or order sumn.

then he thinks of the jacuzzi, a nice relaxing hot soak after a hard shift is all he needs so he stops petting your cat or roughhousing with the dog and orders sushi, grabbing a drink of his choice whether it be wine, a light alcohol or sum shit for yall to sip when the sushi comes.

i think you get home not long after the sushi is delivered. maybe 10 minutes later and its still fresh and warm OUU shit i need sum sushi rn 😭 and ony fine ass is in some black swim shorts with the sushi all out on a platter wit the sauces on it, and hes got his feet in the water while he jus sits on the side of the jacuzzi and calls out to let yk where he is

you take a quick rinse off before donning a bikini, a black one to match his b4 putting up your braids and joining him on the edge wit a kiss. i like to think ony loooves kissing. he loves stimulatin his mouth n his lips. its a long, soft kiss and u cant help but lean into each other its like ugghh at last i can relax and let my gaurd down and just be vulnerable after being in this big position at work yk? 🤭

so you share several long kissing before both getting waist deep into the hot tub, letting the bubbling heated fun engulf you both as you down pieces of sushi, feeding each other while staying connected at the hip. i think he cant help but put his hands on u, always letting it rest on ur hip. sometimes i tink he jus likes to be touching you at all times its like a safety thing, sometimes jus resting his hand on your shoulder, ankle, tummy, dont matterrr he wants to kno ur there.

its only a matter of time before talking about each others day becomes nothing more than a whisper of a conversation. and ur eyes cant leave each others lips... necks, chests... and then ur kissin again :) hehee and kissin all over each other so tenderly and meek.

just then hes slipping his hands under ur peachy squishy ass n lifting u to the edge of the tub, kickin ur feet in the air and he sees ur toes are done. pretty pink polish with a baby pink french tip, and baby pink flower designs dancing across a few toes ... hes not one to have a raging foot fetish but it entices him,,, sooo he puts ur toes in his mouth and it tickles a bit ! but feeling his hot tongue caress ur little toes carelessly makes u feel all warm, especially ur cheeks.

eeeeek and then he jus cant help but continue to lick , suck n kiss all about your ankle, i imagine ur gold/silver lil anklet has his name awn it cuz he doesnt want u to tattoo his name :<< , but his lips smooth there way up to your inner thighs and hes pullin ur panties to the side so his thick lips can sink into ur thick lips as he slowly jus... makes out wit ur cunt idk if i can even call it 'eating out' anymore, hes in luv with ur pussy. obsessed wit the way u smell down there actually. fuck a roses and flowers smell bitch he is stealin yo panties after a LONG day at work tf 😭 he jus like me fr ok ok.

i jus luv a soft sex moment, his tongue mixes wit u sooo well and ur whines are of no use to him cuz he's havin fun and everythings jus so... slow and relaxed. ur grindin up into his face slow too cuz what else can u do but relax and just let your man do his thing. hes laying his upper body into you, drinkin ur squirt when u cum and mushin his face all in ur cream when u do orgasm, its long and drawn out and so. good.

then he pulls u back in the water wit him, slippin his dick in u fluidly, connecting u both and honestly yall sit there for a good minute. just basking in each others immaculate warmth. the fuck is dragging , sloww and aching but neither of u care to move faster. ur holdin the edge of the tub and hes holdin ur legs up to your shoulders , usin each other as leverage to fuck into the other slow and deep. low moans r harmonizing wit each other and its just... perfect :(

all thruought the fuck n i cannawwt stress this enuf he is kissin on u , he cant help it. he revels in kissin all over ur face and lips even if ur too far gone to kiss him back , kissin on ur neck and ur tits that are all squished together cuz of the position annnnd kissin on ur thighs and ur legss as theyre so far up he can reach em wit his mouth. he presses kisses on ur head too . u deserve it :(( ohh u deserve it so bad and its moments like these that i luv always.

even when u guys cum , ur lips are locked and ur swallowing each others moans, and breathin hot in each others mouths when ur done.

why is this so long notice how i cant shut tf up ab soft sex ???? bye yall !

[screampied]

see I just realised you said GHOST and not ghostface,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that’s very embarrassing I wish I could unsend an ask bc that’s so embarrassing,,,,,,,,,,,, EISH IM CURLIN UP I MISREAD IT AGHHH

close enough it’s TOJI and he’s sexy so :3333

did he js flick the reader’s forehead,,, OU HIS HANDS ARE COLD?? MEOWWWWW “are you even listening” NO KING IM TRYNA HEAR UR DICKS HEARTBEAT MIAOOWWWWWW

“wanna feel?” 😧 well,,,,,,,, it must be the witching hour bc I’m about to do some magical spells on that shit LMFAOAOA 😭 “knock y’erself out” AYE AYE CAP’N 😻‼️

HAPPY TRAIL??????? AND DIANA IS ON THE PROWL MEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW “you wanna find out?” VEGAS YOURE KILLING ME SHES HISSING I CANT DO THIS AUSGGDHFHFHFHF “c’mere then” LAWD IM IN HEAT sorry that is wild..

“knees” did and done 🧎🏾‍♀️”bra, take that off too” SO HE WANNA SEE MY TITS 😛😛😛 BEST BELIEVE THAT SHIT IS FLYING OFF (I’m so sorry.) “fuck, y’er pretty” THANK YOU DADDY 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

“it’s too big for you? thats my bad” cocky about his cock,,, I NEED HIM AUGGH

“play with your tits” … radio silence…………… unexpected……….. NO BC THE WAY MY JAW ACC DROPPED I WAS LIKE WOAH?? BUT I MEAN SHIT IF THERES A WILL THERES A WAY I GOT THE ASSETS FOR ALLAT !!

“such a pretty mouth, ugh” the ugh in italic? I HEARD IT?? LAED?? IM SO FINISHED IM PROPERLY DONE “good girl. haah, ‘s good” meows.

“yer nasty” VEGAS YOU ALWAYS SERVE AT THE RIGHT TIMES IVE BEEN GEEKING ABOUT BEING CALLED NASTY FOR DAYS AND YOU PULL THIS, I CANTTTT “play with yourself” FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

“you want that, sweets?” I CALL PEOPLE SWEETS TOO OMG ME N HIM TWINNIN and wtf is ectoplasm.. IS IT YHAT GREEN SHIT FROM GHOSTBUSTERS?? OH NAH GMFU SAY WHAT NOW?? nvm its whitee, false alarm :P

“Yer mouths gettin smart” IT CAN GET SMARTER, OG OFFICE SIREN RIGHT HERE !! “fuuuuuuuuck me” lawd……… LAWD I LOVE WHEN MEN DO THAT

“I wanna break you” sweet and sour kebabs.. “you have to pay for that you kno-" LMFOAOAOAOAOAO WE ARE FUNNYY “you played with her?” he referred to it as her… screampied’s version of toji is the man of my dreams NOT YOU ADRESSING IT LMFAOAOOA YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT

“n-no” “y-yea” moans. THE MOCKING I NEED THIS IN MY LIFEEE “look at that tongue” IM DYING IM BEDRIDDEN IM ILL HELP ME “listen to it with me” WOWZA “atta girl” YOWZA !

“whatever spell you had” TOLD YALL IMA BE ON MY WITCH SHIT 🗣️‼️ DONT PLAY WITH CATTTTTTT I WAS CASTIN SPELLS ALLLLL OVER LIKE “PUSSARIUS DRUNKIOS” BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO NOW HE LUV IT, IM TEWWW GOOD 😛

DID IT END OFF W A WHINY NEEDY TOJI??? im a LITTLE too good .. BUT LAWD YOU ATE IT DOWNNNN, HATS OFF TO YOU QUEENIE

— pearl anon !!!! :3

LMAOOO OMG 🫦🫦🫦 tehe yesss he’s an actual ghost but id love to write ghostface toji one day 🤚🏽 that'd eat so hard bruh

the dick's heartbeat 😭😭😭 that's new i'm gonna use that one day. YESSSS HIS HAPPY TRAIL, i could literally write so much ab happy trails it’s actual sick idk ??? like they’re jus so sexy to me. happy trails >>>

NOT U CALLING THE COOTER DIANA PLS

right he’s so cocky he just needs to get put in his place like … (he does 🌚) HEHEJE YESSS UGH IN ITALIC. it just has more pizzazz me thinks, omg i love that word pizzazzzzz. HELPPPP ectoplasm is a ghost like substance but since it’s fanfiction let’s say it’s another type of cum 👨🏽‍💻👨🏽‍💻

YESSS tojis pussy talk is literally unmatched, literally got an ask to elaborate on his pussy talk n i’m so GEEKEDDDDD. writing his dialogue makes my stomach churn up in KNOTSSSS

right. we love sassy reader's w backbone before being put in their place >>>> THE WITCH SHIT BYE. pussarius drunkios HELP ???? 😭😭😭😭

yep, whiney toji my fav 🫦 did all that just to get put in his place <3 he’s never gonna leave us bc he’s too pussy whipped now 🙂‍↕️

[pinkrifle]

UM HI💞-heard you're taking requests??👀

could i get uhhhh some hcs with cartman being best friends with like,, a very smart but absolutely FOUL reader?? they're kind of a nerd(he prob makes fun of them for it lol) but instead of winning science awards and making the world a better place they just... they love to see the world burn

they're totally into whatever idea eric has and they're happy to make it 1000x more illegal AND help him get away with it cause they're the teachers favourite<3

....sorry for such a long request lol hope you like the idea and have fun writing!!💞

don���t be sorry i love long requests!! reader is so me fr ,,, SORRY TGIS WAS LIKE AN HOUR LATE IM AT FAMILYS HOUSE RN

cws/tw’s: none :3

WOWW first meeting!! cartman absolutely rips on you like crazy. always begging you to do his homework even after he says the most diabolical thing ever,,

when everyone starts talking about how ur a menace he’s shocked. “NO WAY that little twerp could out do ME >:(“ yes, oh yes they can, cartman

especially since your Mr/Ms Garisson’s teachers pet, he doesn’t think you could do any wrong. by BOYY is he wrong when one day he catches you taping illegal firecrackers to a makeshift rocket for your science experiment.

“dude, you know those are illegal right.” “so? you do like.. WAYYY worse, man” “touché..” “you think you can make this more illegal? or you wanna help me out, douche”

he grabs random shit from his house that should NOT be there and throws them onto the rocket. you guys finally settle on blasting it infront of the school during recess.

when recess rolls around, your both standing in front of the school, mischievously rubbing your hands together. and that’s when cartman starts saying something to you,

“HHAYY, you kno—” [BOOM] you set off the rocket and accidentally set the front of the school into a mini flame, cartman runs for his life as you follow behind him giggling senseless.

u guys are MATES after that. always up to no good and roasting tf out of people non stop.

he tells you he wants to grave rob a preist’s grave you tell him he should grave rob an entire church gravesite to pawn all the jewelry they might have on.

compliments aren’t constant, but when you guys get sentimental you talk about how good of a friend the opposite is :) when cartman is sad you always do some crazy shit up in his face and he giggles, wipes his disgusting ahh face and thinks of something else illegal y’all can do.

in your guys’ superhero era, he catches your superhero ego setting tissue paper on fire on top of a building and giggles + keeps his mouth shut.

YALL DEFINITELY BEFRIEND CTHULU TOGETHER SND DO CRAZY STUFF 😭 as if what y’all do isn’t crazy enough..

sometimes y’all attempt to vape or smoke etc, and your always standing while cartman is doubled down on the floor sobbing and coughing from one hit.

you back him up in the wendy fight (you and cartman lose ☹️ but it’s fun to accompany ur bestie)

you bring treats for Liane when you go over to cartman’s house and he gets upset cuz he hates his mom, but if it’s food he always stops being a brat and thanks you after (almost never saves his mom a bite 💔)

heyyy! sorry this was short :( I LOCE THIS REQ THO ITS SO ME 🫶🫶 and ty for requesting! feel free to spam req if you want (and sorry this was an hour late)

[aclosetfan]

Can I just say, I appreciate that you give the boys other love interests instead of playing into the "Destin to be together forever because their counterpart is the ONLY good partner for them. " I APPRECIATE THE NATRAUL ROMANCE. THE IDEA OF THEIR LOVE BEING GENUINE AND NOT BOILED DOWN TO CHEMICAL X ATTRACTION AND "Oh we gotta be together cause we're supers and he/she is the ONLY one on this planet who can make me feel in love because everyone else is too normal for me to enjoy. And even though i hate him/her, they is hot so actually, we good." I enjoy seeing that the boys and girls have options- REALISTIC OPTIONS at that. And like they aren't overly obsessed with their counterparts to the point where they ignore how much they may not be compatible in order to pursue a toxic relationship (coff coff REDS. Me sry but it's tru 🥺 they literally hate each other so much sometimes reading them trying to fit together is disappointing for the both of them. ) BUT I AIN'T HEAR TO START NO WAR. You write the characters with great dimension and understandable flaws. So thank you, thank you THANK YOU for not playing into the Obsession™️ trope so many people frustratingly write the pairings into. I don't want to gatekeep anything but that is such an overwhelmingly popular dynamic ppl write the rrb and ppg into.

haha, I don't think you're trying to start a war! I think that's a very fair criticism to make, but that's probably because I've also made it before. I've discussed this issue a few times, but those posts are probably buried in my blog now, but among my followers, it seems to be the popular opinion!

In this fandom, fanon shipping is fun because people take these characters and are so creative with them, but it gets tiring seeing the same pairings repeatedly. To me, shipping isn't so much about the romantic get-together but how two characters would interact. I enjoy seeing the different interpretations, especially with those minor characters we only see once or twice in canon (like Robin).

IRL, I think all good relationships need a foundation of friendship, and I try to put that in my writing. TBH, that's how I discovered my love for pairings like Blossom and Princess or Bubbles and Brick. Mixing the characters with different people gives you something fresh to play with and makes a story more interesting! It also allows me to break away from the more popular fanon personalities and explore other sides of the characters. I've found that any pairing is a "good" pairing as long as each individual is well-rounded. If a character can't exist outside of another, you might as well throw in the towel. Those types of characters get stagnant really fast.

Typically, I do love enemy-to-lover scenarios, but like you said, in this fandom, these scenarios jump quickly away from "redemption" to "obsession." I think this would be interesting to explore in a dark fic since love and hate are two sides of the same coin but in a high school au?? No thanks, lol. Additionally, I feel like the obsession trope does these specific characters' an injustice, considering the fun-loving content they originate from. I see this must often used in color-coded fics. The boys don't have a personality outside of the girls, and often, the girls are so flippant or demure in response. It just doesn't fit how I'd like to interpret these characters.

Also, idk, sort of random, sort of not, but I think it's just weird that two sets of triplets would date each other simultaneously. It's a scenario that feels too unrealistic for me to suspend my belief, especially when the pairings are color-coded. And I'm also someone who isn't too into the high school sweetheart stuff, which this fandom lords over. I get they're fics, but come on, three high school sweethearts between two families, that would be so weird and awfully convenient in real life. Like, obviously, I like these pairings, I write stories about them, but I call bullshit when I see it lmaoooo, so to alleviate that "ick" feeling I get, I have to pair them up with different people (or no people at all). And in this fandom, you've got to make that clear quickly, or you have people assuming relationships right out of the gate.

[jonnnysuh]

Dating Yugyeom would include

Dating GOT7 would include |  SERIES

Just based off my observations/my perception of him. Obviously I have no idea what dating him would be like but thought it would be fun to do. This is more playful than romantic bc what is romance???

Literally never shutting the fuck up

Having meaningless fights about little things and then going back to normal 

Having your own language that makes no sense to everyone else

Laughing til your stomachs hurt and trying to recreate what just happened but laughing again 

Roasting each other as a sign of affection 

Too many nicknames that have weird origin stories that y’all can’t remember 

Both needing to get your ways so you’ll pout until one of you budges 

He is such a simp tho 

Mocking each other after someone says absolutely anything

Dance battles

saying “YOOOOOOOU” like soulja boi

Resting his chin on your head

BOYBOYBOYBOY ((((you kno like when they yell like a siren)))

“WHY ARE YOU YELLING” “IM JUST HAPPY” 

Having to make the hard decisions for him 

Not being able to complete a task bc you’re both so annoyingly distracting 

Something that should take 30 minutes to finish takes 3 hours instead 

Both being confused all the time so you discuss how things should be done and then fight over it

he’ll purposely hide things to make it hard for you 

Holding things over your head bc he wants to watch you jump 

“You’re a bully” “you’re a bully too” “ya but it’s only okay if I do it” 

Saying the same shit at the same time and hitting each other in excitement

He’s funnier than you but you won’t admit it 

SENDING VOICE NOTES INSTEAD OF TEXTING AND YALL HAVE SHORT ATTENTION SPANS SO SOMETIMES IF YOU DONT REPLY IN A FEW MINS YOU FORGET WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY SO YOU START A NEW CONVERSATION  

He has a meme folder and has a meme for every occasion 

Bro he’ll MAKE memes using pictures of you 

If he doesn’t reply within a few seconds it’s bc he’s trying to find the perfect meme or making one 

A never ending game of iMessage connect 4 

How he’d annoy you:

Rock Paper Scissors to get out of doing something but even if he loses he’ll refuse for a bit and then do it

Acting shocked even though he knew something you didn’t 

acting like he’s listening but really he’s doing something else

making you call him oppa or he’s not listening

Laying on his shoulder during long car rides

He makes a big deal about your birthday and will plan everything to a t

He sucks at surprises though bc you he tells you everything

it’s always either by accident like he slips it in

OR you’re like “tell me” “no” “fine” “OKAY I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP TO PARIS”

Gossiping with him and he hates all the people you hate and then will also bring up something he heard about them 

he would tour new places with you on facetime and bother everyone in the process

the facetime photos you guys take are so frightening and confusing to look back on bc there’s so much movement and emotion on your faces

buying you dessert/pastries when you’re sad

LITERALLY LAUGHING FESTS BEFORE BED

IT’S ALWAYS STUPID BRO

BUT Y'ALL WILL CRY LAUGHING TOGETHER EVERY SINGLE TIME

Y'ALL JUST SAY THE STUPIDEST SHIT

“YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS” SHOVING THE PHONE IN THEIR FACE AND IT’S THE DUMBEST FUCKING VIDEO IN THE UNIVERSE BUT WHY ARE YOU BOTH DYING

Every single one of the boys know he’s whipped and he’s embarrassed but also you’re his person so who wins now

he’s literally so thoughtful

he knows all your favourite songs and makes a playlist

flowers and flowers and flowers

he’ll drop anything he can to be with you

will remember your childhood stories better than you

can finish your sentences

messages you every time you post a new picture

“hey this thing made me think of you” text

gets you guys matching chain bracelets/rings

finishes the food you can’t

doing tiktok dances but not posting them bc you’re both embarrassing

but he will start the video literally ANYWHERE.

on the plane? in the parking lot? at a restaurant?

His hand is always on you especially when you’re walking through a crowd

having to ask him to slow down bc you have short legs

Tippytoing to kiss him 

innocent flirting that turns dirty really quick

he definitely likes being small spoon

he talks in his sleep

he has the most irrational fears in the world

“THAT TEXTURE IS SOOOO UGLY I CAN’T LOOK AT IT PLEASEEE”

doing something cute and HE’S JUST SO EASILY LIKE “I LOVE YOU”

always wants to slow dance with you to any song just so he can hold you and lead

he’ll whisper in your ear just to get you hot like fuck offffffffff

his skincare routine takes soo long to do he’ll be in the washroom for 30 minutes

“You’re such a kid”

“Are you a baby?” “YA YOUR BABY”

One of you will start singing and the other joins in but the boys are like shut the fuck uppppp

I feel like he’d like to play wrestle bc this man chooses violence every single time

he can do a perfect impression of you 

both of you will up the cheesiness when u notice that it’s making everyone else cringe just to make them cringe more

be prepared to kill the spiders 

also be prepared to watch scary movies with the lights on bc he is spooked!

Always saying “woooow” sarcastically when someone does something unimpressive

he is an attention whore so when you’re ignoring him he will do cartwheels🤸🏻‍♀️ and try to be funny

making him blush is so easy it’s like a superpower he just gets flustered 

Making a bad decision and saying “yolo ✌️😗”

[wennjunhui]

seventeen hospital au

im back at it again with another random seventeen post bc nurse!jun is ruining me :)))))

disclaimer: the most i know about hospitals and how they work is from chicago med so dont expect this to be accurate 

seungcheol

attending physician in the ed

kinda intimidating but is really a huge softie

but don’t make him angry bc that is not a good idea at all

always seen with a protein shake

tends to hover over the new med students a lot

partially because it’s important to evaluate them and their knowledge

but most because he thinks its funny when they freak out around him

always asks for a psych consult even when he knows its not necessary

bc its totally in the best interest in the patient and not because hes bored and wants to talk with his bff nahhh

has a long term girlfriend that works as a software developer

everyone in the ed tryna get him to propose bc ITS BEEN 9 YEARS DAMMIT WIFE HER ALREADY

jeonghan

psychiatry fellow

usually works night shifts because hes sleeps schedule is fucked 

functions on coffee and coffee alone

is constantly Tired

catch him napping in the break rooms whenever he has time

originally wanted to go into psychology, but he gets too invested and thought it would be better to maintain short term relationships

bffs with seungcheol, but bffls with joshua

by the off chance he’s not tried, he’ll go around the ed and tease the doctors and nurses

hes in the ed a lot tho bc someone keeps calling him even tho “he literally just sprained his ankle seungcheol why am i here”

joshua

plastics fellow

fucking loaded

pulls up to the ed in a fucking gold ferrari and just shrugs when people ask about

‘yeah i got it as a birthday gift, treat yourself ya know?’

born and raised in the us, but went to south korea to further his studies

bffls with jeonghan

by GOD the chance theyre in the same room, its game over for everyone

his surgery playlist is fucking wild 

did a heartbreaking ballad just finish playing? oh thats sad but move over its britney bitch 

always brings a guitar to work parties

‘if you sing sunday morning one more fucking time-’ proceeds to sing sunday morning ‘GODDAMMIT JOSHUA’

is seeing the cute hotel concierge that works a few blocks away 

junhui

the Hot Nurse

literally all the patients fucking swoon 

kinda makes patients nervous bc of how handsome he is

ok i’ll stop now

occasionally scrubs in as a surgical nurse for minghao

he pretends to be all cool and hot shit in front of patients, but when hes around staff he turns into a giant bright ball of excitable fluff 

will always be asked to be assigned to kid patients bc he loves kids

studied abroad in korea and decided he loved it there so he stayed

may or may not have a crush on someone in the hospital but shh no one knows except jeonghan and minghao

has no problem calculating correct dosages but cant do basic math for the life of him

‘no junhui, 7+8 does not equal 17′

soonyoung

senior resident in the ed

HYPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!111

works night shifts bc otherwise the ed would be dead without him

probably drinks too much redbull for his own health

his favorite treatment room is treatment room five because “that’s where a patient peed on me on my first day here”

“ok soonyoung good to kno”

“no problem”

not very tech savvy 

always manages to fuck up the tablets somehow every shift

for the love of GOD dont let him near an xray machine

also never assign him and seungkwan on the same patient they will accomplish nothing 

has taken chan under his wing

wonwoo

neurology resident

blind as fuck

harry potter glasses for days

looks really cold on the outside but is really just a huge fucking dork

like actually he laughs and jokes about anything and everything

neurology can be dark sometimes yo and humor is a great way to cope with it

that and gaming

half the reason why he cant see is bc he spent too much time playing video games growing up

still kinda does but he gets away with it

accompanies soonyoung on the night shift bc he knows soonyoung gets lonely sometimes

plays ballads in the surgery rooms because it helps him keep calm

jihoon

pathology resident

‘forget working with humans hAVE YOU SEEN THIS BLOOD CULTURE ITS COOL AS FUCK’

that being said, he hangs around the break rooms a lot because being cooped up in pathology is just tiring sometimes and he needs actual people to talk to

but mostly its so he can draw on jeonghans sleeping face

shares a flat with soonyoung bc rent is expensive yo

usually has the best tunes down in pathology 

originally wanted to go into music, but school kinda killed his enjoyment of it for a long time

is slowly getting back into and finding his joy in it again

he knows too many stories about the ed that hes forced to listen to

“for the last fucking time soonyoung i dont care about how your patient threw up on seungkwan”

“okokok but`”

“no”

seokmin

ed resident wanting to specialize in pediatrics

SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS AND SMILES EVERYWHERE

wow literally everyone in the ed is in love with him a teeny tiny bit

because he has such a bright and positive aura around him that its hard not to feel happy 

sings to the smol children if they get scared 

everyone always asks him to sing at work parties and he kills it every time despite being initially shy

“wait wait wait you were in a rock band in high school???”

has a crush on the ed secretary out front

its so fucking cute the rest of the ed ships them so much

sometimes he doubts himself and his skills and that makes his day very sad

but everyone in the ed is in love with him and will constantly be there to remind seokmin about how amazing his is and how much he deserves to be here

and thatll make his day better c:

mingyu

ed resident

the Hot Doctor

wow everyone has a crush on him even if you dont you do

pray for the patients that get assigned to both mingyu and jun your in for a visual attack

tho the facade for mingyu usually breaks after a minute of meeting him

clumsy af yo

once knocked over the patients entire tray of food because his limbs were longer than he remembered

sometimes forgets to put on hand sanitizer and seungcheol always yells at him about

from the other side of the ed “MINGYU, HANDS”

“THANKS HYUNG”

always brings his own lunch bc hospital foods shit and he makes better food at home 

sometimes brings in cookies for the staff in the break room

theyre usually gone within an hour

minghao

trauma and emergency medicine fellow

TALENTED

was personally scouted by hospital officials in china

really young to be such an expert in his field

also his hands are really sensitive to abnormalities in the human body so he feels out the situation and catches the situation really early

is kinda intimidating because of his rbf and takes no shit approach

but is really super soft and fluffy once not in a work environment

relied on jun a lot in terms of adjustment here in korea, and he’s probably closest to him in the ed 

has jun scrub in with him for surgeries sometimes

objectively has the best surgery playlists

from pink floyd, to an obscure japanese indie rock

bickers with mingyu a lot of proper treatment of patients

usually theyre both right tho they just cant communicate effectively

is secretly seeing another chinese surgeon from plastics, but they hide it really well except from jun ofc

seungkwan

nurse

a really loud and mouthy one at that

nags everyone in the ed a lot despite not being the charge nurse

tho hes getting there and everyone knows it 

despite that, hes really sweet and caring towards patients 

is also really weak for kids, but he cant ever be assigned to them because he’ll freak out if something happens to them

always earns high marks on nurse feedback forms because he does his job AND is entertaining 

even tho he nags everyone else, sometimes hes too selfless and forgets to take care of himself

“did you forget your lunch? aiii how could you do that? here take mine”

“seungkwan you need to eat to”

“i said take it, now eat and make your mom proud”

cries and often laments how much he loves his staff when hes had a little too much to drink at work parties

hansol

a new nurse

really chill, vibin through life

is really a much appreciated presence to have around the ed, especially when things can become hectic really quickly

often acts as a translator between english and korean 

will laugh at pretty much anything (which wonwoo appreciates alot because at least someone likes his jokes)

one thing that always gets his blood boiling is the blatant ignorance some patients have

like the offhanded racism against him or his coworkers, or comments about lgbtq+ people 

and there have been times when he hasnt been able to control how he responds because wow he Dislikes ignorant people

so whenever he gets a patient like that, he often asks to switch with another nurse because “if i have to listen to karen say something racist about jun or minghao again im gonna lose my fucking mind”

med students usually hang around him bc of how approachable he is

shower thoughts

“do you ever wonder this would taste like”

“hansol dont-”

chan

med student in his final year

is really eager to learn and get started on things!

ed is his first choice for match day

soonyoung has taken him under his wing so he mainly just shadows him

and its always a fun and great time chan has learned so much from him 

the entire ed staff has adopted him and will riot if he doesnt get accepted on match day

“chan, whos baby are you?”

“for the last time hyung IM TWENTY SEVEN”

if hes not shadowing soonyoung, hes probably studying in the break rooms with hansol throwing popcorn at him

“hyung stop im tryna study”

“ok but catch this in your mouth first”

still has a lot to learn, but hes out there conquering the world of medicine yall better watch out

[jul-bilant]

Prince!Seungcheol

prince seungcheol

he was always the buzz around the whole kingdom *i mean y wouldnt he?? have you sEEN the guy????*

he’s always going around town, supervising incase any dumbass decided to sell drugs around the block or smth

(he once caught one and he didnt kno seungcheol was the prince and offered him marijuana and got arrested bc of tht and bc seungcheol got offended lmao)

and whenever he passes by, theres always gonna be some thirstyass girls staring at him like

“oMF SAMANTHA ITS PRINCE SEUNGCHEOL”

“SHUT UP JESS HE’S GONNA HEAR YOU DIMWIT”

or like

*runs up to him* “cAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND??”

and tbh seungcheol just deadass rejects her but like,,, politely bc pRINCE MANNERS

and thats why he has two bodyguards with him at all times outside the palace now

anyways;;; prince seungcheol’s rlly rlly rLLY polite and well-mannered

he’s also a smart boi like

8 yr old seungcheol can solve 10th grade algebra, write a whole 10+ paged essay abt cytology and find the cure for cancer

kidding lol *nOT*

but srsly, this boi is smarter than yo algebra teachers like bi h

and he’s also sort of leader-like, so people already know he’ll be a great king one day

but he also has a kind heart and cares for everyone he loves and the whole kingdom

a 5 yr old girl once tripped over a rock infront of him and he took her to a bench, bought a bandage and aided her scraped knee ;-;

you can tell im soft for seungcheol hhhh

anyways, he’s been stressing out for a while because his coronation as king is nearing and it’s in a few months since his father died a year ago

and he needs to find a suitable partner

thats where you come in

you’re a maid in the palace

the maids have a thing where they check on seungcheol every two or three hours to see if he’s hungry, needs smth, or anything like tht

and this time, you were assigned to check on him

tbh you’ve never been assigned because it’s always the head maid that checks on him or that one maid thats always been the head maid’s fave

but not today

it was 10 pm and you went to see if seungcheol needed anything so you go to his study room

but before you knock, you hear something from inside his study room

it sounds like crying

and you know for a fact that thats seungcheol’s voice thats crying

you were at a loss of what to do, so it took you a while to do anything, but you decided to go down and tell the chefs that he was hungry just so you could bring him his favourite food to cheer him up

when you went back to the study room, you knocked

but he didn’t answer

it was quiet now, no more sobbing

so you opened the door

and saw seungcheol with his head down on the desk

you quietly wheeled the food towards his study table and put the tray on the other desk near the couch

you carefully approached seungcheol out of curiosity

his cheeks were stained with dried tears, but other than that, he still looked as handsome as ever

you grew concerned and took of the blankets from the bigass closet near the prince’s room and draped it over him

i mean, you were already there so why not lol

the next morning, seungcheol awoke to the smell food and a blanket around him

he grew confused but shrugged it off, he expected one of the maids to do these things

but he smiled knowing someone cares

meanwhile, the head maid came up to you and told you that you’ll be the maid who’ll regularly check up on seungcheol from now on since she was, quote-on-quote, “busy”, and her favourite maid had to retire for god knows what

you didn’t know why but you felt a sense of happiness and anxiety at the same time

so in the afternoon, you go to check on seungcheol as he’s in the study room, sorting out papers

when you enter the room after knocking, seungcheol kinda stares at you

not in the bad, offending way, nah m8

but like

‘holy shit this woman looks better than a grilled cheese sandwich’

which roughly translates to “prince seungcheol is making googly-eyes at maid y/n” ty v much

and he blushed a bit but hid it well when you approached him

“good afternoon, prince seungcheol.. i am maid y/n, i’ll be the new maid who’ll check on you from time to time from now on..” you inform him

he smiles

s m i l  e s

“thank you for informing me, miss y/n,” he replied

“may i ask you a small favor?”

you were like

‘w8 boi whut-’

but you just replied with an “ok”

“please tell the maid who draped a blanket over me and brought me food last night 'thank you’, and tell her it’s from me.” he smiled

you contemplated on telling him whether or not it was you,

which would be odd for other people, since they would of cOURSE take the chance and say that they did

but you had a sense of not taking credibility in most cases bc you like being humble and shiet so you nod and telling him you’ll inform her

“thank you, it means a lot to me..” seungcheol smiles

a few months after, you hear his royal adviser, which no one rlly likes tbh (tht includes seungcheol), scolding him because he has yet to find a partner

so you go check on him in his bedroom after knocking, and he let you in

you two had, undoubtedly, grown close

which is weird bc he doesnt really make friends w/ workers in the palace, much less be best friends with them

but thats what happened

he basically tells you everything from his dreams, to when his father passed, to how his cat scratched the curtain of the theatre room and etc.

so naturally, you started liking him

but of course, why’d the prince like a maid like you????

yall were just best friends

(like any other ff pfft)

you sat down on his bed, a concerned look on your face as he was on the verge of tears

“whats wrong?” you asked, even if you already knew what dampened his mood

“Mr. Song is pressuring me into getting married again, but this time he told me other things..”

you watch as a tear or two falls from his eyes

its really painful to watch him cry

“its okay… you dont have to tell me if you dont want to..” you reassured seungcheol but he just shakes his head

“no.. i think you deserve to know”

and he told you about how his adviser called him a worthless prince for not being able to even court a girl, telling him that if he was this indecisive, the kingdom would fall, and other hurtful things like that

at this point, he was crying the whole waterfall somewhere in the deep woods near the kingdom

“cheol.. i’m sorry you had to endure that…”

without thinking, you gently pulled him into your arms, pulling him into a warm hug

both of you were surprised, but didn’t waver away from the hug

for a second you thought 'omf why the fu c  k did i do that’

but you just shook the thought away, telling yourself that your best friend is in emotional pain and you did that for moral support

(which wasnt the only reason but you wanted to deny the others hhh)

but seungcheol on the other hand was lo si  n g his shit

on the inside, of course

he’s like 'omg omg omg she’s hugging me mOM-’

but thats where it dawned on him

he likes you

the next day, you knocked on the door of his study room

but it was silent, just like that one night when he cried himself to sleep

so you opened the door,

but he wasnt there

you panicked a little, thinking about where on palace grounds he couldve gone to

so you checked his bedroom, the kitchen, the theatre room, the throne room, the royal gardens, everywhere

but aside from finding his cat scratching the theatre room curtains, they were all empty

you asked the head maid where he was and she answered you with a shocked expression before replying

“you mean to tell me you didn’t know he was in the neighboring kingdom, meeting up with his arranged fiancee?”

fiancee

arranged or not, it still hurt to know that he was with the woman who he was going to marry

and that was not you

the head maid gave you the day off, since seungcheol wasnt here for the day

you dressed casually, a white, plain, sleeveless dress that goes to your knees, instead of the regular, convervative, longsleeved maid uniform you were obliged to wear when you had work

you took a walk around the palace grounds, eventaully stopping when you reach the rooftop balcony

the moon was already making an appearance, the night ready to take over the sky

you stay there for the time being, finding the night sky, stars and a few blobs of clouds enticing to the human eye

moments later, you find yourself holding back tears

you let out a few stray tears drip down your cheeks as you sniff, not bothering to wipe them away

you were surprised when a blanket was wrapped around you, and a familiar pair of arms pulling into a hug

“its cold, you shouldn’t be out here at this ti- ….why are you crying?” you heard him voice out the last part in a soft whisper, contrasting his normal tone of speech like how he talked a few moments ago

“n-nothing… its dumb..” you tell him, dismissively

but he wasnt having it

“come on, i’ll listen to you.. tell me whats bothering you to the point where you’re crying..” seungcheol wiped a few of your tears away

“i’ll be fine, cheol.. and.. aren’t you supposed to be in the neighboring kingdom until tomorrow?..” you asked

“yes.. but there was no reason to stay if i rejected the marriage.”

what

w h a  t

“you- what?!” you turned to him, dumbfounded

he chuckled

“yeah, i rejected the marriage. i have my eyes on another girl..” he confessed, not breaking the eye contact you both shared

“…quite literally..” he grinned

“she was there for me through everything, comforted me at the toughest of times, and brought me food and a blanket when i fell asleep at my study room..”

so he knew

you blushed, knowing exactly what he meant

he approached you slowly, and once he had you in his field of reach, he cupped your face and pulled you closer to him

“would you…” he paused

“…marry me?”

you smiled a gentle, assuring smile

“..of course.”

and in a fit of smiles and small laughs, seungcheol kissed you

[ear]

Tell us about your Deadpool Keith hcs, we thorst for that good content

YES HELL YEAH im sweating this is literally my fave hc for keith, like, ever and yall really dont kno what ur missing out on :// also real talk idk how to write hc lists so this probs wont be good BUT U GET WHAT IM SAYIN RIGHT

basically everything in the au is the same in the spiderverse.. highschool/college kind of thing……..

keith basically has his Highschool/Public persona and then he has his badass Vigilante/kind-of-hero persona..

during his school hours he acts like he would in canon….. kinda snarky.. lowkey pissed all the time ….but when its time for him to strap on that spandex hes almost EXACTLY like wade. sucky jokes, bad flirting and all

for most of his life keith lives alone with his brother shiro and they get by fairly well (shiro manages a bar that sits directly underneath their little apartment complex)

hes top of his class (valedictorian ofc), has plenty of friends (theyre all fake), has a loving brother and its all that he can really ask for and hes happy …………… for a while………………..

sooner or later hes diagnosed w cancer and all that and hes already come to terms with it but shiro is pissed and scared for his little brother so he enlists some help from a couple of shady guys promising they could cure keiths illness in no time

the head of the operation, lotor, and his staff (dubbed the generals by the other unfortunate patients) promise that not only will keith be cured of his cancer but that he will also gain powers unknown to any man

keith is strapped to a table, shiro is taken away, keith goes under (again and again), he starts the fire, shiro is gone, lotor gets away, the building collapses.

when keith comes to, hes scarred and bloody and not dead. at least he still has his hair right?

he stumbles and all but crawls to their apartment and shiro is not there. shiro is gone, shiro is-

keith swears revenge for his marred features and loss of the only family he’s ever had so he does what any rational person would do in his situation. buys a shit ton of fucking sweatshirts and guns.

name after name, list after list, keith mows through the operation staff like grass and hes STILL no closer to finding lotor or his beefed out cronies

he goes by the code name of ‘wade’ and wears a mask to keep his identity hidden from the world. he’d only reveal his name and face to lotor

he wants to relish in the fear and disbelief on lotors face when he sees what he’s made (and he does for a good few seconds before lotor shoves a knife through his skull)

along the way he meets a blind, ginger haired man with a snarky but upbeat personality with wit sharp enough to kill god probably so keith, obviously, moves in with him

keith, getting ready to kick some more ass: listen coran, if i never see you again, i want you to know that i love you very much. i also buried 1600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment, right next to the cure for blindness. good luck

coran: i wish u would just fucking die already

with the help of his blind, kind-of-dad friend, a sewing machine, and a bedazzler w limited edition ruby-red sparkles, keiths decked out with a new suit that would rival any of Cher’s fashion line and enough weapons to make rambo cry

along w the aid of a couple x-men buddies (hunk and pidge), lotor gets fucked up, shiros back (and hes ALL RIGHT if u know what im saying), the generals are out of commission

im running out of steam and idk what else to say but anyway deadpool keith is cannon king and hes got the hots for a hard-to-get dude in red and blue spider printed spandex  and shit bruh idk yeah

[rangellife]

BATTLE- Munchi3(cristina lora) & Vixx3n(Christina D Rangel) V.S. Jayy(Justin Hill) & Lee(Leon Wright)... Vote who won?

Cristina Lora POEM OFF!!! wit Christina D Rangel , Leon Wright , an Justin Hill ...me an tina bout to put it on deze nikkaz!!! lmao dey must not kno...buh dey bout to find out. about an hour ago  Cristina Lora Yu thot yu had it,buh yu thot wrong...lets begin dis shxtprepare yaself kuz dis shxt bout to b long. lol.yu not ready.....kuz WE in dareme an tina bout to kill deze boysGOT DAT KLEAR???!!about an hour ago   Leon Wright SHE IS SO INNOCENT WITH HER GLOWING SMILE SHE'S THE ONLY ONE FOR ME EVEN THO SHE HAS LEFT ME FOR A WHILE. WHEN SHE WALKS PASS ME TEARS START TO COME DOWNBUT IM TOO AFFRAID TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR NOWEVEN THO SHE HAS LEFT ME SHE IS STILL IN MY... HEART I FALL ON MY KNEES BEGGING GOD PLEASE TO TELL HER TO COME BACK TO ME!!! JUS GETTIN WARMED UP about an hour ago   Christina D Rangel I got ya warmed up. Got my heart weak. writing love songs. is anyone listening?I do me for no other reason thanMe is all I can be.Better, faster, stronger. We kill niggas with words and knowledge....Ha I love the competition tho. Gotta get some practice in. That's all I'm doing practicing about an hour ago ·   Leon Wright SHE TALKIN LOVE. IM SPEAKIN LUST, HER HEART IS A BROKEN BONE SHE CANT FEEL THE TRUST. BUT THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER I REMEMBER DAMN..KISS HER LIPS AND HOLD HER HAND, REMEMBER THE TIME THAT I WAS HER MAN BUT NOW I SEE IT WASINT MENT TO BE SO I END THIS WITH LOVE AINT SHIT... about an hour ago ·   Justin Hill not tryna be disrepctfull but comapared to ya last man me and lee on a different level.im sure you heard it allbut all i ask is for a simple text message or a call.so i can tell you what you mean to me.or tell me how you new to me....please bare with me,cuz this is all new to me. cuz usually i usually treat my women like a swisher sweetkeep the good and throw away the bad like a loose leaf !See More 57 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora lol get em christina kuz we pratice like footballlol dis nikka prolly gotta bookreadin from dat shxt.ain no beef, we jus rhymin das all....we readin off from our headno notes necessarylol its funny how yall think yall got dis in da bagnahh were hard to get like HALLE BERRY 56 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright BUT AS U SEE JAYY IS A FRIEND TO METREAT EVERY FEMALE LIKE A ROSE BUT EASY TO BECOME AN ENEMYAND I SPEAK WHATS REAL AND U TRY TO SAY WHAT IT WOULD BE BUT JUST KNO LOVE LOST BUT CRISTINA UR HEART COULD BE ALL I NEED... 55 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel i write this lines. not to sweet talk, tell lies, ta make my way between thighs. I do this writing thing becuz without it. I'd lose my mind. I refuse to stay confined hiding behind all these memorized lines. 55 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright AYEEE ALL I KNO IS LOVE COMES AND GOES BUT WITH ME LOVES SHOWS, LOVE GLOWS, IM TRYNA LET U KNO THAT A SINGLE KISS COULD MAKE U SHINE, NEVER DEFINE, OR EVEN REWIND CUZ MY PAST CAN BECOME UR PRESENT..AND MY LIES COULD BE FOREVER.. 52 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel I feel you on every note. lyk yu will feel my juices flowing down ya throatfreestyling aint no jokei know this becuz i never play.I do this religiously...like every sunday-sunday 52 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill but i do this writing so i can stay focused.where i came from everybody's hopes are hopeless.but fucc it theese hoes notice.that everywhere i go, im the man like im the oldest. Christina D Rangel i give my words, my loves, my rhymes all the timei have to please the groupies following mebut i give my all to the one who deserves itis that you?nah yu aint worth it. but yur working 51 minutes ago       Justin Hill and naa you dont feel me though.im talkin on the intercom but lee!she dont hear me yo.greenlight ,greenlight momma said just go.treat the pen like a boat,my lines are the river and my ideass just flow. 49 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora wrd?? thas how yu feel??well lemme break it down to yu forreal.yall nikkas ain on our level...so y dnt YU come correct..lol while yu ova dare shakin ya head...ima need for yu to realize dis bet.dis shxt is wuh we do..so ima ask again...iz yall rele ready for da shxt we bout to put yall thru??? 49 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill gotdamn ima probelm! lmaoo . 48 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill mrs lora lol where ya flow at? spit somethen. cmon' leggooo! 47 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel yur words flow once a month like a girl with no bumpmine flow like niagara falls never fails to get the girls wet.HELLO can you hear me now?ive been here all alongall night long....loving any i want i cant start yu cant satisfy meSee More 46 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright HEARD ABOUT UR PAST AND WHAT IT USE TO BE LOVE IS STRONG BUT DAMM THATS WHAT U MEAN TO ME I SAY MY FEELING IN MY PRAYERS CUZ I NOW THERES ONLY ONE PERSON THAT CAN HERE ME THERE BUT AS I SIT BACK AND SAY MY THOUGHTS JUST KNO GIRL UR ALWAYS IN MY HEART 45 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora nikka dnt kum at me like datkuz muh words rite heaasumthin yu kan barely understandso lemme make it klear.muh words is mad deep...sumthin yu knt handleso while yu thinkin of wuh to say nextim already puttin shxt down..easy like lightin a candle.See More 43 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel in my heart from the start.. like a race. you kinda fell behind something like an underdogim still chasing my dreams, but no man can keep upthats the way it seemsJay it couldve been you. but baby whered yu go? 43 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill nope,still dont hear ya.and even on halloween ,i still dont fear ya. and if i cant satisfy you, sorrry you get what you get.and your flow dryer than chapped lipps.listen . . i cant start you til you learn to play your position ! 41 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel theres nothing in this worldive found i want more than a man by my sidelifting me to new highsmaking me sing soprano licking in between these thighs...can i get a man to make me scream, cream?no? sighladies where you at? im switching teams bahahhaha 40 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright CRISTINA CHRISTINA YY PLAY GAMES YY SAY NEVER WHEN NEVER AINT TRUE Y CRY AT NIGHT WHEN IM AWAY YY WAKE TONIGHT WHEN THE SUN SHINES ANOTHER DAY Y SAY I LOVE U WHEN HE WONT SAY IT BACK Y HATELIFE WHEN TO LIVE U SHOULDINT REGRET Y, Y ,Y IS ALL THIS WORLD IS BUT SAYIN A SIMPLE YES WILL CHANGE THE REST 39 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora mmm..yall speakin on lovei guess i ain got datmuh hearts been ripped up an i nevaa got it bck.i knt speak on feelinz...kuz i guess i have nunbuh on a skale form 1-10bitch im da #1nikkas treat me wrong buh alwz wana come bcki jus laugh in dey face kuz i dnt get down like dat. 38 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel baby tell me whats my position?cuz i can do it all. sitting, standing. either way ima feed ya 38 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill i can go forever , whatevers on my mind.boo! yall succ , this is a waste of time. and even at midnight i still manage to shine. i dont own any skateboards , but yet im still on my grind.im tha man call me mister misterboth of yall named chirstina call em sister sister .See More 38 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel no honey nina and tina call us pretty primasi never stop nor sleep. i can rest when i drop.now go 'head keep putting me in my place justinas long as yu know my place is always on top 35 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright LIFE IS AN ISSUE BUT I LEARNED HOW TO DEALMONEY WAS A PROBLEM TELL I LEARNED HOW TO SELLAT A YOUNG AGE I DID YOUNG THINGS BUT AS A MAN I KNO THAT IN THIS LIFE I NEED U AND I DONT MEAN UR BODY I MEAN UR MIND CUZ WITHOUT UR THOUGHTS IM A BOAT... SINKIN IN DEEP OCEAN IM A BIRD WITH NO WINGS AND WITH OUT U IM A SHOUTING STAR WITH NO WISH, NO KISS JUST LOVE LOST 33 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill bae im in a daze, i got lost in ya love maze.i lost my bookmark but i remember we where on the same page.mrs Rangel ! can you be my angel?your thighs are soooo thicc esp from this angle. i cant even rember lastnight but i bodies looked like... triangles. turn around let me kiss your necc while i see that ass dangle ! =Ptossing and turning , ya hair all in tangles. i love your thighs and breast no bojangles ! (= 32 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora ooooo lol tlk dirty to em...das wussup.we nevaa stop, lol i guess das jus us.kuz we get it in.."hard in da muhfckin paint"...lol yud think i get muh shxt from drake.buh nahh..like nicki,"i write muh own shxt..i gotta go i gotta get me"dis shxts makin me laugh hard as hellkuz writin is wuh i do VERY WELL 31 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel my love is irresistible cant ever find better. but if yu wanna lookgo on take ya time. i'll kick back n spit my rhymes bout all my good times. with the guys n dimes. opps did i say that?...ha guess yu know now i gets mine by any means.as long as you talented and fine.while yur reciting lines to try and get sum play time smhSee More 30 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill na im just being real , i can wait for the play time.but like study hall , we need some quiet time ! 28 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright LOOK INTO MY EYES TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL IM TRYNA GIVE YOU THINGS TO MAKE YOU FEEL REAL WHEN YOU STEPPED IN THE ROOM ALL EYES WAS ON YOU AND I WAS FEELING YOU CRISTINA FROM YOUR HEAD DOWN TO YOUR SHOES BUT IN MY DO'S AND DONT'S MY LIST IS TRUE IS THIS LIFE OF LOVE MAKING IM TRYNA DO YOU LOLHAHAH 26 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora daaaaaammmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn.....i was told we was bout to get murdered...murder who??lol kuz looks of it..i think we murderin yu!1 nikka tlkin bout love.....yall 2 nikkas tlkin bout sexhmm...lol i wonder wuh topic we bout to speak on next...??See More 25 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel Ok Justin baby I see you.Telling me all the things yu gonna do to me.Lust over love is definitely a mustI dnt have time to cupcake but yu can lay me downgimme face. trust me when i say i taste great...but yu dnt have ta take my word for it.just say tha word. can yu have me singing hooks?can yu hear me now? bowbowSee More 25 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill and while lee tryna do you,shit i wanna do you too. like young money said we like and we like her too.so mrs rangel thats including you.we some fly niggas and every fly nigga needs a booo . 24 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora lmao...ooooooo iz we hookin up in dis bitch?? 22 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright STAB ,KILL,BLEED SHIT TOPICS IS ALL THE SAME TO ME CUZ NO MATTER WHAT WE PIC ME AND JAYY GONNA TELL YOU WHAT ITS GONNA BE EVEN IF WE TIE WE KNO THE TRUTH CUZ UR WORDS REMIND US OF THE OLD WHEN WE ON TO THE NEW 22 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel a boo? i was thinkin twoyou, you, and you. yeah im tryna do me.like a tutorialuntill yu can do it properlyyu can get on top of me...but that wont make my body leak.ima get on top of yu and ride till i get like twoSee More 21 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright AYE CHRISTINA NASTY LOL 20 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill i would give you face , i gotta see if you worth it.rough loveinglet me hurt it.ill murk it.mrs rangel im longer than a church service....me and mrs lora in tha bacseat while lee swerveinme and lee waiters of love , now its time to do some serveing hahaha 17 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora damn tina...yu is nasty lmao 17 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright LOL THESE NIGGAS IS NASTY CRISTINA LOL 16 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel Lee you talk so much but yet yu say nothingi can speak no words yet preach to the school.i have intelligence beyond my years and still have so much to learn.for years im feeding eattin niggas...growing better im sitting here in college doing everything possible to gain this knowledge dnt worry i'll bring it back to ya im a giver. like santa :) 15 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright U SPEAKIN ON ME LIKE U AINT AFRAID OF DANGER U COULDINT EVEN MAKE IT AS PART OF THE LAW SO THEY MADE U A RANGER U TALKIN ON SEX WHEN U AND HEAD TO EACH OTHER IS LIKE STRANGERS..ILLL LET U KNO IM SPEAKIN TO U CUZ U IN THE CONVO NOT BECAUSE U MATTER 12 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel Baby you've told me what yud like to doLee said nothinghe can sit backside. watchin like a spectatordnt worry tho ima performer.i put on quite a show....yea yu can cater to me. serve me like a customer.work it, murk it? nigga IS YOU WORTH IT?See More 12 minutes ago ·   Justin Hill me and lee cuttin throats.while you in class raiseing ya hand and takeing notes.in the bacc by the nerds makeing paper boatsme and lee sippin mosacto lets make a toast !put alittle shrimp and baccon and butter on my toast....i dont meana boast.yea i see you a player but baby im the coach !See More 12 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright HAHA U SPEAKIN ON ME LIKE UR WORTHY CHRISTINA NIGGA I DONT WONT U.. NIGGA STICK WITH U CUZ U IS THE RIDE...JAYY CAN BE IN FRONT CUZZ IM THE KABOOST... 10 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora ooooo damn like santa...lmaokan i be ya elf??not sayin yu need n e help.tina ovaa heaa bringin all da freaks bcknevaa knew yu got down like dat. lol...im not even in skoolan im learnin new shxt eydayhmm..lol buh not sure if i wana look da otha way.lmao nahh we fam..das nastywe gotta show deze nikkas we klassy. buh well say all da shxt we need to kuz das jus how we do...See More 9 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel Danger? Ray J's baby momma. nah im not scared of her anythingi have no time to spend afraid in life. im too busy changing lifes.i kno nothing of tha law. we dnt get along. something like me and you. the two just dnt go together.im talkin on... sex. and im talkin bout face. cuz when it comes to that i cum in first place. i addressed for out of kindness now let me get back to my spotdnt worry i'll be looking down at yu, booSee More 7 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright TALKIN BOUT SEX SHIT IM ALL FOR IT BUT WHAT SHE TALKIN BOUT DOING DONT EVEN SEEM WORTH IT I WONT A DOWN ASS CHICK LIKE LORA AYE WE CAN ROLL PLAY (FAMILY MATTERS) ILL BE STEPHEN AND U BE LORA 7 minutes ago ·   Cristina Lora ATTENTION GUYS!!!! I HAVE TO RETREAT BCK TO MUH ROOM KUZ MOMZ IZ HOME AN SHE HAS HER DUMBASS FARMVILLE SHXT TO TEND TO....SOOOOOOO.....DIS WAS NICE...WE SHUD DO IT AGAIN... 6 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright DO IT REAL SOON CHRISTINA NICE TO MEET U 5 minutes ago ·   Christina D Rangel HAHAHAHAHHAH im in college in the back by the nerds. real talkgotta STAY on top.I'm the pilot baby youre IN coach 4 minutes ago ·   Leon Wright IM OUT MYSELF THIS WAS FUN CRISTINA TXT ME 2 minutes ago   Christina D Rangel Nice to meet yu too luv. nice to talk to yu again Justin. 2 minutes ago   Justin Hill ight who won?  Cristina Lora ok well....it was brought to my attention dat we shud put this all in to our notes an let ppl vote an das how well determine da winners....agreed???Updated Oct 22, 2020, 6:18 PMSep 27, 2010, 9:37 PM

[someraesofsun]

so uh i’m not one to like... do follow forevers but because i reached 1k and i gotta celebrate somehow, i decided to at the very least tag a few people i feel especially close to right now in these trying times yipee 

uh so s/o

@just-a-fandom-mess is one of the best friends u could ever ask for and honestly i’m hashtag blessed to have june in my life 

@insurrectionistsharkface has forced me to learn how to spell insurrectionist bc i need to tag that goddamn url a lot but hey tex is gr8 u wanna follow greatness follow tex 

@agxntmaine I hate John idk why he’s even here. (just kidding John is a gift to the world the fuccin homestcuk) John helps me smile. one of the funniest people i have ever met and gay as shit so u kno you can trust them 

@trevor-collins straight up the best friend you could ever have and a real ride or die kinda person. David is the greatest i kno i keep saying that about everyone but they’re all the greatest 

@habitmademedoit has one of the best michael cosplays ever as well as the best rubys and also they’re super sweet and every day i am reminded by them that I am not s traight 

@the-problematic-blender we talk almost never but he always comes in clutch with kind words or something that will cheer me up and as i navigate the moodiness and the depression that’s really something that’s vital to haveeven small doses like that

@micooll they’re really just a gift... like not lying this is one of THE favorite blogs of mine and i feel completely honored that we’re even mutuals uh why are u following this TR ASH

@madqueenmogar ok but hailey is incredibly kind and talented and i’m always in awe of how amazing she is jsyk. There’s just something real great about her. 

Everyone I missed: especially in the discords I’ve been in and the one im running. you really all are something else. i am blessed to have so many mutuals who are nice and support me, that i can’t even keep up with yall. this has been... one of the worst months of my life. honestly. but you’re all there rallying me on and i think thats super important that you all know that even if i missed you on this list, i love you and i appreciate you

my fuckin..... conclusion here is that i really have gotten this big ol support net of just not these guys but so many other people i can’t include c this list is getting so long and i’d be here for hours typing it up if i stayed. there’s 1000 of y’all now and i’m real grateful for that. even if we don’t talk and even if we aren’t mutuals, you’re all awesome and wonderful and I know I post a lot of depressing hopeless shit and I might sound ungrateful when i do that but i want y’all to know that even tho i do get down and out a lot, i have so many people in my corner. after months of feeling like there was no one back there, that’s real fuckin special to have. and if anything is keeping me going, it’s you guys. it really is. 

i wish i could show you all how important yall are to me.

anyway this got gay enough as it is and tex requested rarepairs in the ask so time to stop bein so Queer anfd time to start WRITING SOME BULLSHIT YIPEE 

[thesorrowoflizards]

DLFKGJDFG LITERALLY 

magnus, hyperfixating on portals at 3 am: alec alec alec what if i [insert magical science gobbleygook here, like, idk, reversing the polarity of the neutron flow] 

alec, trying to sleep: hmgg?

YES. i love talking about magnus and stimming tbh generally he tries to keep it to tiny things--playing with his ear cuff, rubbing his fingers, fiddling with his rings, small and barely noticeable gestures, but he has some more obvious stims that he suppresses 

but like the first time alec witnesses him so happy he kinda flaps his hands like rapidly moving them back and forth and whole body Practically Vibrating hes all big dopey grin and magnus might get a little embarrassed but alecs just like i love my husband so much 😍

YOUNG MAGNUS BANE LEARNING POTIONS AND MAGIC AND BIENG A BIG NERD young magnus just after asmodeous, after the silent brothers, exploring himself, maybe even letting himself stim (as neither of the beforementioned likely were okay with it) and studying hard not to please his father (studying darker magicks and combat hexes and shit) to studying just what interests him, and exploring and learning new things (like that vibe of going from high school--must study what they give you in a rigid unforgiving structured manner--to college, which, while not perfect, can be a place where you’re allowed to take classes on things that really interest you, and you can read articles on new things in the library... yes im projecting WHAT ABOUT IT) 

so like smol much younger magnus spending hours in the library because what is time? time does not pass here. silly. and smaller magnus before hes learned more control and perfected suppressing everything like..... he is a lil ball of sunshine he talks fast and a Lot when he gets excited (im picturing him as kind of a quiet teenager--dont ask me why teenager or if that timeline works, but i would like to say we dont talk enough about teen magnus--until you initiate conversation and then suddenly he’s so obviously a sunny lil dork) and like he flaps his hands excitedly before quickly pulling them in tight like remembering he’s not supposed to :(

magnus doing that fantasia thing where his magic is just doing ten things at once like the laundry is doing itself, two different notebooks are being written in by pens all by themselves it seems, he’s idly texting while half watching a tv show, except he is like doing all of those, even if it looks like the pens are moving on their own he is actively writing both in his head rn u kno

ultra multi tasker magnus

of course some days his focus is shot to hell and he’s either doing it all badly or constantly the pens stop writing as he focuses too hard on the movie he’s watching then he realizes, does them again, only to realize the movie is over and he has no idea what happened

VERBAL STIMMING. magnus singing little songs to himself as he does things, or getting a song stuck in his head but not the whole song just one line that he feels compelled to repeat over and over, 

t i m e  b l i n d n e s s . two funny things: one magnus not realizing time is passing and as an immortal this can be Problematic(TM) (pointedly does not think of that potc au from years ago) and two magnus having no fucking idea when something happened like all those posts yall are making like “haha alec remember when we went to that one restaurant with the really good tacos? we should go there again” “magnus that place closed ten years ago” “hm” 

Adhd magnus hcs!! Magnus saying unusual unexpected words outta nowhere Magnus knocking things around in his apocathery because he can't still (we saw that in the show, when Magnus was trying to distract himself from... Stuff) Idk if this fits But blease spare some adhd magnus hcs blease

LKFJGDFG magnus remembering the word he was trying to say like two days ago: *suddenly sits up* EPITHET 

alec, asleep: ,,wha’s that babe?

but god yeah 

magnus stimming even with little things like fluttery hands when he’s excited or nervous

reorganizing his desk or his shelves like a dozen times in a row when he’s feeling restless

fidgeting and moving things around a lot when he’s not thinking about and he’s in like a private place he feels safe in--he’s gotten a lot better over the year controlling his mannerisms and talking with his hands less and stimming either very discreetly or not at all, and like biting back infodumps and such and playing it cool bc he HAS to be “together” and he can’t be seen as weak or foolish, he has to be Powerful and Badass and he can’t very well win peoples respect if he’s rambling like a nerd about the stabilizing properties of demon scales in potions or whatever (which isn’t necessarily true, but like, you get it, you gotta play the Cool Leader and sometimes that means not seeming like a person who can be vulnerable and have silly interests you know what i mean?)

trying to distract himself by rereading favorite books but getting so bored or unfocused he ends up reading a few chapters of one than moving to a different one and so on

trying to listen to the audio notes of a fellow researcher but he is Unable To Focus until eventually he ends up doing a puzzle while he listens but he still misses things and has to rewind it occasionally

wearing things that he can stim with subtly or just have good sensory feels

verbal stim where he’s just mumbling a really nice/word phrase under his breath or humming and swaying as he does, or singing little made-up songs as he does things

time blindness must be so much worse when you’re immortal 

[transssexualheart]

All

flower crown- when did you last sing to yourself?earlier today bc i was trying to learn the song on guitar

fairy lights- if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about anything, what would you want to know?do my friends actually love me

daisies- what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?honestly? not ending it lmao

1975- what is the first happy memory that comes to your mind, recent or otherwise?this is weirdly specific and not even particularly happy but i remember this one time when i was little it was late at night and my dad had been reading alice in wonderland to me beforehand and he had an apple that he was cutting into thin slices and eating it as he went and he would give me the slices because i was sitting next to him i don’t know why i even consider it a happy memory

matte- if you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living?i’m not sure. i think i might just kill myself before it happened lmao because the ideal would be “do things that make me happy and be happy before i go”, but doing certain things aren’t going to make me happy, what will make me happy is years of work towards that happiness so what would be the point of still living if i knew that i only had a year to be happy because i will not make it to happiness in time

black nail polish- do you have a bucket list? if so, what are the top three things?i don’t have one

pantone- describe a person close in your life in detail.wow this made me realize i’m not really that close to many people. anyway no

moodboard- do you feel you had a happy childhood?lol no my parents divorced when i was too young to remember them originally deciding to get divorced, they were fighting for custody for at least a year, my dad died when i was eight, a lot of shit went down

stars- when did you last cry in front of another person?does crying in the same room as someone else but it being dark count? because if so that was just last month

plants- pick a person to stargaze with and explain why you picked them.whomst the fuck do yall think and why lmao

converse- would you ever have a deep conversation with a stranger and open up to them?only if we probably would never see each other again

lace- when was your last 3am conversation with someone, and who were they to you?i can’t remember when but sometime this summer and probably with you 

handwriting- if you were about to die, and you could only say one more sentence to one person, what would you say and to whom?not to be a cheesy motherfucker but “i love you” and probably to u bc like, i would be dying

cactus- what is your opinion on brown eyes?i have them and i used to hate them, but after seeing a lot of love for them i hate mine less

sunrise- pick a quote and describe what it means to you personally.shit i can’t think of one

oil paints- what would you title the autobiography of your life so far?An Absolute Shit Show

overalls- what would you do with a billion dollars? in the future use it to pay for meds and therapy and a nice college and constantly spoil my friends and spoil myself kinda bc honestly anyone that says you’ll donate it ALL is a big liar don’t act like you aren’t gonna buy some nice sweaters beforehand, and donate to ppl who need money like u kno those posts that are like “help a trans disabled woman leave her abusive home” i would throw my money around at those and other such good causes that i believe in

combat boots- are you a very forgiving person? do you like being this way?i’m not sure? i mean if someone fucks me over and never apologizes then no i won’t forgive them but if someone makes a mistake that they recognize as a mistake and apologizes for it then i will forgive them 

winged eyeliner- write a hundred letter word to your twelve year old self.hey. i would really like to say to you that things have gotten so much better but they haven’t really. but here’s the thing. you have a therapist now and you don’t fight with your mom and stepdad as much because you figured out how to stay out of it. you have a friend that supports you and loves you and will do her best for you, which is exactly the friend that you’re probably being a dick to right now so cut that shit out. my point is, you’ll get worse. but you’ll start to get better. it’s okay.

pastel- would you describe yourself as more punk or pastel?fashion wise? probably pastel

tattoos- how do you feel about tattoos and piercings? explain.i have two tattoos and i want more, i would love piercings but i’ll probably get them infected.

piercings- do you wear a lot of makeup? why/why not?i do, because it makes me feel more confident and it’s fun

bands- talk about a song/band/lyric that has affected your life in some way.i don’t think i really have one 

messy bun- the world is listening. pick one sentence you would tell them.“i’m gay”

cry baby- list the concerts you have been to and how they made you feel.i’ve only been to two and neither were life changing or any of that, i saw twenty one pilots and the 1975 and both were fun 

grunge- who in the world would you most like to receive a letter from and what would you want it to say?idk man

space- do you have a desk/work space and how is it organized/not organized?i have a desk for my computer and it’s covered in random shit like dead batteries and candy wrappers

white bed sheets- what is your nighttime routine?get in bed, turn off lights, don’t fall asleep for another three hours due to my depression keeping me up at night

old books- what’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know?everything

beaches- if you had to dye your hair, how would you dye/style it and why?dye it pink bc i wanna and i can’t really style my hair its too short

eyes- pick five people to go on an excursion with you. who would you pick and where would you go/what would you do?what the FUCK is that

11:11- name three wishes and why you wish for them.to be happy, to be loved, and to not be made out to be a freak by cis ppl for obvious reasons

painting- what is the best halloween costume you have ever put together? if none, make one up. idk i guess last years bc i styled a wig with hairspray and everything

lighting- what’s the worst thing you have ever done while drunk or high?ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SIX TEXTS SENT TO SARAH FROM ONE TO TWO AM, A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT HER BEING PRETTY AND NOTHING BEING REAL

thunder- what’s one thing you would never do for one million dollars?become a racist shit bag

storms- you can only listen to one song for the rest of your life, or only see one person for the rest of your life. which and why?oooh man hard choice. i would have to go with one person bc if i can only listen to one song how will i play piano or guitar but if i can only not see the person i can still have other friends by calling or texting

love- have you ever fallen in love? describe what it’s like to realize you’re in love.i have, here we goit feels like being hit by something hard and fast. because what the fuck? suddenly you miss this person too much. more than you used to and more than you know you should and it makes sense because you’ve been thinking about them all day but it still doesn’t make sense because why is this happening why did things just change like this. and it feels weird and new but in a good way, and you like that breathless feeling and the way your chest feels like it’s going to explode and you can’t stop smiling even though you know you’re so fucked because you feel alive and in love and it’s everything and suddenly all the music you listen to makes you feel like you’re in a movie and everything seems so perfectly fucked up and you like it whether you want to or not

clouds- if you’re a boy, would you ever rock black nail polish? if you’re a girl, would you ever rock really really short hair?i’m a boy and i would rock that nail polish i’ve done it before and i’ll do it again

coffee- what’s your starbucks order and who would you trust to order it for you, if anyone? i’ve never had starbucks

marble- what is the most important thing to you in your life right now?whomst the fuck do u think

i can always rely on u to ask me shit thank u

[vintageinsainity]

Tagged

tagged by @hyperexplosion you said i didn’t have to do this but oh well.. seemed like fun ;)))))

answer 30 questions + tag 20 people you’d like to know better

-nicknames: Annie I guess. Pabu if you have me on kik or steph if you’re lame af

-star sign: Taurus 

-MBTI type: INFJ

-height: help

-time: 1:26 (pm thankfully) 

-birthday: May 16th

-favourite bands: (shit...) Paramore.... Pvris.... MisterWives.. .uhh Panic!... ATL... MCR.. FOB.. ..... neck deep.. the killers.. 21p... fuck idk this list could go on for-fucking-ever

-favourite solo artists: Sia... no Ed Sheeran... no Halsey.. no lady gaga.. .nofuck you know what.. you get the picture.. 

-song stuck in my head: in bloom by neck deep. i’ve been in love with this song all fucking week

-last movie I watched: uhh guardians vol 2 ?? (i can’t really remember unless you count marathoning markiplier) 

 -last show I watched: Defenders on netflix (listen. if you have netflix go watch sense 8. just fucking do it. okay. its my all time favorite show. just fucking watching it. please. okay thanks. kisses.) 

-other blogs: well shit.... 

@cigarettesandicecream  (my lame ass has a black and white blog)

@remouse-lupin (take a guess... its harry potter. you win.)

@thisbelongstoboots (you can find out yourself

@sapphirephire (avatar blog)

@irohdrinkingtea (ironically not avatar. instead. food.)

@kl-jones (once upon a time a girl had too many side blogs)

@starsinyouheart (mostly raven cycle but its mostly bullshit) 

God i hope thats it.... rip.... 

-when I created my blog: 2011 I think... (all i have to base this off of is an email from last year saying my blog is 5 so basic math is telling me im correct..)

-what I post about: my crippling depression. oh and music. and a bunch of other shit I guess

-last thing I googled: how boring its “youtube” or i can use the one just before that “my sink wont drain” there’s a peak into my exciting life.. 

-following: 351

-followers: 199

-favourite colour: purple or black

-average hours of sleep: depending on my mood either too much or way too little. 

-lucky number: 666

-instruments: none atm (love drums tho...) 

-what I’m wearing: concert tee and some pj bottoms

-how many blankets: 3+ 

-dream jobs: librarian or own a record store or be a professional photographer

-dream trip: go to iceland than backpack across europe 

-favourite food: cheese cake or a cup of tea 

-nationality: white af

20 people or not -- I talk to like zero people on here so take this as an invitation to hmu or to unfollow me idc you can pick

@guiltripiero @bulletsformcr @drugssncandy @roughlandingholly @dracolucivs (my side blog sends you lots of love) @petalstofish @ollivander @takethistyourgrave @trohmann @thegreattribblehunt @scarredskull

okay i kno thats only less than 20 but like i said ive got no friends so if you are on this list, HI HELLO ITS ME A STRANGER you don’t have to do this or acknowledge this you’re all great blogs and this is my little shout out to yall have a lovely day lots of hugs yadayadayada  

[rushedin-a]

if yall expected anything more than this outta this blog have i got some news for u ( autistic magnus post bc i gotta start this blog off Right ngjfm it’s those real ! projection ! hours ! ) 

impulsive as hell, literally never thinks things through unless like. totally prompted 2 do so by his teammates ( his catch phrase is literally,, magnus rushes in like what the fuck ) 

collects things ( this explains his just. mass collection of robot arms gnfmdf )

suPER empathetic !!!!! ( more so towards animals than ppl i guess but still vvvvv empathetic just the same ) 

i kno it’s prob for the Goofs but mag in canon is very bad @ picking up on like. subtly n hints nd jokes and sarcasm stuff like that. u gta be upfront or else he’s Oblivious he usually will take you Super Serious if you don’t tell him ur joking

he goes nonverbal during meltdowns n usually shuts himself away from ppl afterwards. taako n merle r the only ppl he’ll kinda. respond to ? when this happens aAAAA 

if he’s known u for long enough he can usually Adapt to ur sense of humor and generally ? understand when ur joking 

not to be a self projecting Binch but all the tres horny boys r autistic and they all bond significantly over it. they have their own kind of humor and ways of behaving that kind of ? only rly they understand / get and just !!!!!! magnus always feels like he can truly be himself w/ merle n taako :’) 

hates to shower & is usually generally rly dirty bc he hates the Feeling of the water that comes from shower heads and also the feeling of most soaps. usually just sticks w/ baths n stuff if he can help it

he can usually sense when meltdowns or sensory overloads or anything like that is Coming and usually tries to distance himself from whoever he’s talking to or w/e he’s doing atm. most people @ the bob usually Understand this & get what’s happening bc he gets rly quiet and less. energetic  

loves wearing heavy armor n stuff !!! it’s a super good pressure stim for him and he literally wears his armor all ? the time ? & everyone @ the bob’s kinda ‘?????’ abt it but doesn’t say anything bc ‘o yea that’s just magnus lol that son of a gun is always prepared’ but really he’s just Super nd 

very specific about clothes he wears and usually just wears the same thing over and over  

rly poor volume control. he’s always super loud and has trouble w/ knowing what’s Too Loud and gets chastised for it a lot :/ 

very forgetful & often spaces out when talking to other ppl or doing something. super spacey in general ?

eye contact ? never heard of it :// ngjfmkd he literally. can’t look people in the eyes it makes him Super uncomfortable and usually takes up half his thought to look anywhere near someone’s face

rly picky w/ foods bc of those sweet, sweet sensory issues 

super bad with instructions. you gotta be straight up w/ him abt shit & prob repeat it like. ten times before he can understand what he’s supposed 2 do or what ur talking abt 

adventures / collection of the relics always takes up lots of spoons and he gets overwhelmed very easily which usually leads to meltdowns / shutdowns

that being said, he loves training and just. action in general ? he usually gets kinda antsy if he doesn’t do some kinda Productive thing after a few days 

his special interest is carpentry & dogs !!!! they both make him rly happy & if he doesn’t know what to say in a convo he’s having he’ll just. resort to infodumping abt one of these things bgnfj

hums a lot ! anything he’s doing ( esp on long adventures or while !! makin something ) he’ll just. hum things he’s heard johann play or tunes he’s picked up from the voidfish ngjfm 

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> CC: Thank Meenah

Yesterday at 5:07 PM

caepaecaesurae WVe'vwe split, and the safe-house wvon't be needed anymore, on my end at least.  I'vwe left a small thank you present on the kitchen counter. I'd be in your debt if you could wvipe the coordinates used off of the pad's history list, if and wvhen convwenient. Thank you again, and havwe a nice night.

Yesterday at 9:38 PM

brackishbarracuda yeah i can do that isle head over in an hour oar so brackishbarracuda s good to sea u caepaecaesurae Good to see you too.  I appreciate the neutrality and the assistance. Havwing somewvhere empty to go helped more than once.

Today at 12:13 AM

brackishbarracuda ive been fused before an efin when its ppl u give a shit aboat its hard so i mean some place where u didnt have any extra ppl shoutin at u seemed pike a good idea to me caepaecaesurae It wvas. Did you separate from wvhomevwer it wvas peaceably?  Or vwia incompatibility? brackishbarracuda peaceably for both thankfully one was def a hell of a lot rockier than the other one tho aight the best puns are the ones u didnt mean to make i cannaut believe caepaecaesurae I do enjoy those ones. brackishbarracuda did u ever get hit w the gem thing caepaecaesurae As I am lost, it seems I did not. brackishbarracuda lemme find u a picture for full effect aight bc shit is stupid and mine was pike stupid times two brackishbarracuda http://imgur.com/sPQFO8t there we go rly tho how tf puts that shit on ur foot caepaecaesurae WVhat is that? brackishbarracuda aight so theres the weird sentient rock aliens who p much project around w/e rock they are an they do the fuse thing on purpose pike thats a thing they can do and a bunch a ppl got hit w it a while back usually shits pike on ur hand or ur forhead oar ur arm or somefin but no brackishbarracuda nah it was on my cod damn foot caepaecaesurae First I'vwe heard about them. ... You havwe my sympathies. WVhy the foot? brackishbarracuda idk i do naut fuckin no thats just where it was when i got got caepaecaesurae I imagine you sawv the tittastrophe wve had? brackishbarracuda yeah brackishbarracuda yeah that shore was somefin i saw w my own two eyes brackishbarracuda howd that whole thing go efin caepaecaesurae It looked rather like wve wvere split dowvn the middle vwertically in a lot of respects. The side wvith no breast had short hair like mine. WVe made a falsie so clothes wvould fit. brackishbarracuda now sea i woulda just said fuck it and done the whole half clothes shit pike jacket on one and dress on the other deal caepaecaesurae tsk.  I should'vwe talked to you more, that'd be a hell of a look. brackishbarracuda i mean u aint gotta b fused to pull it off right caepaecaesurae True.  It wvould complete the look though. caepaecaesurae I may try a half-and-half garment of some sort soon. brackishbarracuda plz take pictures i need this shit caepaecaesurae I do lovwe my selfie tag. brackishbarracuda s cause its good shit caepaecaesurae Howv do you feel about breasted, marginally nsfwv pictures of me? brackishbarracuda im down caepaecaesurae http://caepaecaesurae.tumblr.com/post/130431613390/speaking-of-anons-d brackishbarracuda v nice dam tho where tf did u get half those scars brackishbarracuda impressive caepaecaesurae I don't normally showv much skin. The large round ones on the legs are from an air battle invwolvwing laser cannons, during the game. brackishbarracuda uh first off fuckin ow caepaecaesurae Pff. Yes, but wve wvon. brackishbarracuda secondly i get it if u aint comfy w it oar w/e but u ought show more a it imo and that right theres why caepaecaesurae A good half of the scars you see there are from my first century on Alternia. ...at the end of wvhich, I began wvearing neck to wvrist to ankle bodyarmor, of the sort contained in that package.  Havwe you stopped by that hivwe yet, by the by? brackishbarracuda shit yeah i did i thought id said thank u btw caepaecaesurae You may havwe, I'm scattered lately. brackishbarracuda pike seariously i aint been in a searious scrape in a while but pike dam i cant get away from nofin w/o bleedin it feels like caepaecaesurae Armor that no one knowvs you're wvearing can be a wvonderful game changer. It turns a knife in the ribs into an invwitation to play. brackishbarracuda as much as i like it and the apron tbh shit is nice brackishbarracuda u probably made clams night more than mine w the armor caepaecaesurae I hope it servwes wvell, or entertains.  Or that the flavwor vwials do. brackishbarracuda hes the one whos gotta stitch me up half the tide caepaecaesurae A good role for a quadrant. If you elect to wvear the vwest, at least he'll only be stitching up limbs. brackishbarracuda lmao yeah fair also i should punch u in the nose for the fuckin shit u sent me pike it was so good that it legit made me mad how tf caepaecaesurae ... Hope player.  "Beyond belief" is my playground. brackishbarracuda throws my dam hands caepaecaesurae I can make things that I can imagine.  Cae*fora* made things that *She* could imagine. brackishbarracuda shit is fucked up caepaecaesurae A bit.  ... I usually try to make things that are slightly less... Intense... than that... I hope it wvasn't too much? brackishbarracuda isle survive but my tongue aint gonna b  happy w anyfin ever again this is me jokin mostly i aint upset at u oar anyfin caepaecaesurae ..Still, pardon. brackishbarracuda s aight cae ur good brackishbarracuda seariously tho why aint u show off ur scars more 38? caepaecaesurae Enough of them havwe unfortunate sources for it to be uncomfortable wvhen specific ones are indicated and remarked on, much of the time. caepaecaesurae ... Mostly, I don't like taking my armor off, evwer. I'vwe been getting better at removwing it long enough for selfies though. brackishbarracuda well dam the one u just showed me took some fuckin guts then didnt it caepaecaesurae Heh.  It wvas taken during a period of amnesia wvhere I didn't remember wvhere most of them wvere from. brackishbarracuda do u think u could do it again caepaecaesurae Possibly, though I think my selfie tag could use more less sexual things. brackishbarracuda u oughta take a pic w arlequin oar somefin then how tall efin are u btw pike are u taller than he is oar shorter or caepaecaesurae I'm a good foot and a half shorter than him, last I checked. brackishbarracuda well that makes me feel beta at least caepaecaesurae My adult height in sevweral centuries ought to be near wvhere he is nowv. brackishbarracuda yall are entirely too fuckin tall u kno that caepaecaesurae So I hear. If it makes you feel any better, all the humans top out somewvhere in the six or sevwen range I think.  They all look somewvhere betwveen fivwe and six nowv. The carapacians are a foot or twvo belowv that. brackishbarracuda pike im saury i realize u probably hear that alot but i am half a arlequins now hight an he was talkin pike sixteen feet an im overe here pike dude ur gonna b over three times my size how tf is that gonna efin work caepaecaesurae Carefully and wvith gusto. brackishbarracuda aight tru tho caepaecaesurae Havwe you evwer done the thing wvhere you rest hip to hip wvith a partner and pretend theirs is yours and marvwel at the difference? Some trolls enjoy that. I think that one wvill only improvwe as he ages, for you. caepaecaesurae "Look wvhat I'm packing nowv" brackishbarracuda i havent and now im kinda wonderin wtf ive been doin w my life caepaecaesurae You're wvelcome. .. Then again I'vwe used googly eyes in the bedroom before, so maybe my advwice isn't the best. brackishbarracuda bouy nah fuck that im gonna get a pack and use em on dirk that shit is perf caepaecaesurae My partner grewv annoyed and ripped them off, wvhich is honestly all I could hope for. brackishbarracuda tbh hell probably laugh till he cries which i count as a win brackishbarracuda but yeah tbh rippin em off sounds pike a good idea brackishbarracuda u kno me an u oughtta hang out sometide caepaecaesurae WVe should, I imagine wve'd get into heaps of trouble if any wvas avwailable. brackishbarracuda trouble is kinda my thing yeah brackishbarracuda i eel pike youd enjoy some trouble caepaecaesurae Once upon a time, maybe.  It's been a wvhile, and I might be a bit more boring nowv. Nice things, good stories, and good laughs?  Those are dear to heart. brackishbarracuda now sea mr suns out guns out tenta tattoo false boob ampora w the hella scars i aint believe you wouldnt enjoy a little trouble caepaecaesurae I'vwe had a vwery interesting life. I'm relearning howv to enjoy trouble. brackishbarracuda isle sea if i cant think of some baby trouble steps caepaecaesurae Sounds like a treat to me. caepaecaesurae Let me knowv sometime, alright? brackishbarracuda yeah def at the v least ur fun to talk to and anybody i can b a bad influence on is aight by me u feel caepaecaesurae Aye, I hear you It'd be nice to lean back in that direction somenight.  I'vwe been sitting around drinking tea a wvhile. brackishbarracuda s easy to get restless i aint efin alternian and sometides i just need to move and tear into somefin before that somefin becomes me caepaecaesurae Aye. ...I sail a ship around sometimes.  Transport pads to get back to hivwe often. Plenty of wvild lands out there to explore. brackishbarracuda theres plenty a world here to sea if u ever decide u wanna we aint managed a drone yet be in a week oar so probably caepaecaesurae The mile-high deer?  Aye I'vwe a curiosity. I'm relievwed that you're considering the drone. brackishbarracuda im uh considerin more than the drone tbh caepaecaesurae Aye? brackishbarracuda been thinkin a puttin my crown on and meanin it caepaecaesurae Lacking in context, I'm imagining you calling yourself queen of a single hivwe surrounded by largish deer. brackishbarracuda i mean in all technicality i earned the fuckin thing i blew up my planet i killed the empress so by right etc etc blah blah blah i just been runnin from it since brackishbarracuda no u aint wrong i gotta start somwhere fuckin ridiculous as it is if they aint anybody else on the planet isle take it theres a small frozen planet my ex red left me so thats two off the bat ig caepaecaesurae If there's no one else it seems a bit... abrupt. Then again, givwen a single wvorking mothergrub, one is nevwer far from an empire. I suspect Arlequin wvould havwe mixed feelings. brackishbarracuda ive convinced my spade to let me sit w em and do some political diplomatic shit and i aint lookin to be a bloody conquerer im just lookin to stop runnin from what i was hatched for mayb do some decent shit w whatever authority i got somefin betta than home was anyway caepaecaesurae I wvish you luck wvith it if you do. brackishbarracuda thanks 38/ caepaecaesurae It's hard to get in trouble wvhen you're in charge. brackishbarracuda why u gotta do me like this caepaecaesurae WVell... Ask Tyfora howv much fun her powver is. brackishbarracuda id rather naut caepaecaesurae Ask Arlequin howv much he wvants to strivwe for a newv flag -- at least, this early. brackishbarracuda i oughta talk to him aboat it tho yeah caepaecaesurae Powver is complicated.  That's all. caepaecaesurae More so than you might be preparing yourself for. brackishbarracuda i aint trynna rush into anyfin aight an isle talk to arlequin i kno shit aint easy it aint somefin im thinkin aboat lightly caepaecaesurae Then I wvish you luck.  I'm cautious about swvearing loyalties lightly, but you'll likely havwe me on call if emergencies strike. brackishbarracuda i dont take that lightly either cae thank u i afishiate it caepaecaesurae WVe'll see wvhat comes.  I'm afraid it's late though.  Another night? brackishbarracuda a course thanks for talkin at me caepaecaesurae Looking forwvard to it.  Rest wvell wvhen you go. brackishbarracuda yeah sleep good