#yall gonna be mad about this I just know it

[p-h-a-n-t-a]

I tend to fixate on evan as a character at times because his whole shtick is that hes mysterious and has issues tm, but also because i have also been the haunted (literally spoke to ghosts as a child) ass white kid (white) suffering from food insecurity (yall ever have a mustard sandwich, its bread heels with mustard on them. Thats how i learned to like mustard.) So i relate to him quite a bit.

But, i cant help but be deeply curious about the other misfits and their lives, struggles, and their mysteries.

I frequently work with kids like Jammer (ive been christened with a nickname by middleschoolers. Its Shawty DooBop. Im glad its that and not "that mean ass librarian") and I wonder what his life is like on a day to day basis. Did he pick his sister up from her after school program? How long has he been writing? A lot of kids I know, no matter how much they like the sports they play, were originally put into them by parents hoping they could be something great, but what would he want to be if he wanted to be something different? Did he ever read the maximum ride series? Does he actually like dragon ball Z or is it more of a cultural osmosis thing?

K is deeply relatable to me on a number of levels (nonbinary tumblrina) but also deeply alien. Do they talk to their family at all? Do they feel remorse for cyber bullying people over steven universe? Do they get mad at themself when they have to remember people cant just be tropes, they also have to be people? Even themself? When will they go to therapy????

Sam black, britain, butler my beloved. Fellow child of divorce, how much did that influence your comunication? How long has being an influencer been her focus? Does she actually want to inluence, or does she just want friends? She struggled in school, did anyone ever try to help? Would it have been better or worse to be on an iep plan? Does she still talk to her family much now that shes famous, is it out of love, or out of that family wanting her support and her energy? How has T2 stayed a teacup pig? Those usually grow into potbelly pigs of some sort. Does she feel like her magic has actually hampered her ability to connect with others because she is so easily liked? What were the sailor moon forums like, what happened after your pink pal stopped liking pink?

Also to the magic mommy of all time, what was Bombini's life like? A 600+ year old wizard who seems to have lost everything dear to him and is upholding the memory of people long lost built on foundations that were crumbling from the start. Dudes middle name is kyle. He seems like a paralell to our sad ass white boy, if they had decided to uphold the nature of magic and the old ways, would evan have become like him? A shuffling, sad, impossibly old steward? Also whats happening on tadershacourt. Whos the shadow man with Khan.

God i have so many questions, im deeply glad misfits and magic got a season 2 but i do think it has just given me more to be insane about. I managed this with only 4 eps and a holiday special, im gonna explode. Truely the tumblr coded series of all time.

[mace-crimes]

Clockwork is canonically straight, she isnt a lesbian. Her creator Luciid stated in his 2018 “creepypasta is dead to me” rant on deviantart that clockwork is not a lesbian and is in fact straight. Also Toby and Clockwork never broke up because of the creators in the same note Luciid talked about how the only reason they weren’t together was because Toby died, so it IS still canon. So please don’t spread misinformation about those two things !! I’m not saying you have to like ticciwork or anything but its hurting the fandom when people keep spreading misinfo.

TicciWork stans are the most obnoxious of the Creepypasta community. Notice how these are literally made up murderers whose creators aren’t even in the fandom anymore because they’re so over the fans and arguing with ppl. No one cares about cannon half the time, I don’t care about two teenager’s self insert OCs being shipped together.

Like, I think Clockwork’s story in general should be rewritten and I don’t think the fact that it’s a vent story makes it immune to criticism. If it was just a little bit longer and more fleshed out, I’d probably like her more, but I don’t think she’s developed well as a character her story is rushed, and a little all over the place.

and I think it would do her well to stick to women knowing how shitty men have been to her. It makes sense. TicciWork stans are literally the only ones that give me shit for not agreeing with them completely. I have a feeling I know who wrote this and even if you’re not that person I have a feeling I know what age range you are.

assuming you’ve read this whole rant the last thing I’ll say is please stop taking this shit so seriously. you guys are arguing about fictional murderers. pretty sure neither of the creators care at this point. It’s in the past & they are not together anymore. Respect other peoples opinions. I just don’t think they make a good couple. Leave me alone. (I’ve never claimed she was a canon lesbian, headcanons are normal in any fandom)

[felsicveins]

His heart belongs to another

And no other heart will do

[sallymew4]

urm warnign theres some kinda suggestive bits in these doodels maybe. theyre mostly jokes thoug so :) also half a pair uf underwear so beware !.just thouhgt i should mention ( :

i didnt choose the fem reigen life the fem reigen life chose me.

[dailykugisaki]

Day 347 | id in alt

Kugisaki hasn't been around Gojo enough to gaf about him LMAO.

[demonbloodenthusiast]

91w deancas is so delusional cause they been making heart eyes at each other since day fucking one, calling the other sweatheart, thinking of kissing the other innocently just for the sake of the other being kissed, because they deserve that softness in the midst of all the chaos around them and the minute they actually get to it (motherfucking 200 pages in mind you) they try so hard to revert it back into something purely phisical with no emotions involved AND THEY KNOW THAT IT'S MORE BUT IF THEY BOTTLE IT UP AND IGNORE IT THEN ALL THE REVERENCE OF MOST OF THEIR LOOKS AND TOUCHES WILL JUST DISAPPEAR which is the epitome of the dilusional repressed gay way of doing anything

[angst-and-fajitas]

I don't think I can overstate that Pantheon seriously has the best writing of just about any show I've ever seen, seriously my no-holds-barred winner when it comes to character writing, and a phenomenally tight plot that's deceptively complex but resolves into this fantastically simple nugget of two brilliant character arcs resolving each other

[rightsaidmanfred]

fellow trans people please learn that being rightfully angry about our experiences does not give us the right to verbally berate fellow trans and often neurodiverse people on their 1st time misunderstanding and seeking clarification.

saw a post where the point being made was great but the op was such an insufferable piece of shit even when someone was explicitly explaining that for autism reasons they had misunderstood and instead of just. acting like a normal human she doubled down on calling them stupid.

like idk how to tell you that being trans doesnt give you free reign to be a piece of shit.

[qilingxiong]

the nice thing about the dmbj shows i have experienced so far is that the anthropology/archaeology studying side of me has only found reason to despair at the characters because of some of their methodology and not because they're committing egregious cultural disrespect, what a refreshing change this is

[andragoras-in-vanity]

im convinced that people who actually want to live in cities and dont see the environmental and emotional trauma their inflicting on themselves by enabling those places to continue to grow have just the most severe brain damage

[dreamingofstarslight]

I am melting into a puddle like the wicked witch

[todayisafridaynight]

Ok but Jiro splurging and getting Ichi a little pocket guide to local bugs ;o; He’d carry it everywhere as a kid and it’d get so bent and dirty but he learns so much. Bringing home bugs to his dad in his lil wire bug trap and rattling off bug facts while some of the girls are screaming for him to take it outside (cute lil Ichi being the one who handles bugs for some of the girls at Shangri-La who are afraid of them)

I’m sorry I dunno why I’m so obsessed with little bug guy Ichiban. Imagine him being young and watching caterpillars grow in class okay ;o; angel!!

oh so we're all on board with Bug Lover Ichi then maybe democracy does exist

[dromaeo-sauridae]

IM GETTING TESTED FOR ARTHRITIS BTW 🎉

[starlooove]

I need to read outsiders now

[muchmossymess]

i dont get it when meds say "side effects may include weight gain" when actually they just mean you might be hungrier

[photomatt]

You gonna do anything or make any statement about the rampant transmisogyny on this hellsite, especially in cases like predstrogen recently? Or yall gonna stay silent and keep letting/making us get pushed off of it.

I have a number of asks about this, so this is to address all of them, I won't do each individually.

We generally do not comment on individual cases, but because there seems to be mass misinformation around this, I will make an exception and comment on predstrogen.

First, Tumblr has a number of LGBT+ including trans people on staff, and they see things from the inside fully, and they're not protesting this case.

Why do we wrongly have a transphobe reputation? We did have an external contract moderator last year that was making transphobic moderation (and also selling moderation, criminally). As soon as we were aware that person was fired, and we later terminated the entire relationship with that contracting firm and have brought almost everything in-house (at great cost). I have previously commented on this publicly, several times.

I am not aware of any Automattician (people who work at Automattic and Tumblr) who has made any transphobic moderation actions. If it's reported it is investigated immediately, if anything were found that person would be terminated for cause immediately.

Predstrogen's account was suspended for:

Repeated mis-tagging of adult content against Tumblr's community guidelines. This has nothing to do with clothed transition photos, she had 20+ other blogs and multiple accounts with names so explicit I can't post them here without a mature tag.

Multiple cases of harassment of other Tumblr users, not just me.

Multiple threats of violence, not just the one I share below.

These represent a breach of our Terms of Service, and we've exercised our right to refuse service.

Threats of violence are never okay. Threats of violence are not protected speech. We will work with police and FBI where appropriate, though to be clear prestrogen's case hasn't warranted that so far. I'm referring to what we may potentially do for other threats. I just got a death threat yesterday from someone mad about predstrogen, and that account was immediately terminated.

So regardless of whether you still think Tumblr staff is somehow a bunch of transphobes, know that threats of violence or death are still not acceptable and will result in immediate and serious action. Know that when you rile people up, they can do dumb things with possibly permanent consequences.

(2 hours later update: I have changed instances of the pronoun "they" or "their" to "the account" because I am unaware of pronoun preference in this instance and don't want to misgender anyone. Thank you for the people who reported this as an issue. Update 2: "She" is apparently better, the post now says that. Sorry for the mistake.)

Here's one (of many!) examples of the harassment violations, this one targets me but there are others targeting other users on the site.

The second part seems to indicate she wanted to be suspended, I'm unaware of why, perhaps to create this sort of uproar. I agree the hammers feel silly, but the start, "i hope photomatt dies forever a painful death" is a violation of Tumblr's community guidelines and terms of service.

The car part did hit close to home as I have almost died twice in car accidents.

Update 2: Added this text to the adult content part: This has nothing to do with clothed transition photos, she had 20+ other blogs and multiple accounts with names so explicit I can't post them here without a mature tag.