#yahoo life

[bodybybane]

“Deadpool & Wolverine” Lands Its R Rating in What Ryan Reynolds Has Called a 'Huge Step' for Disney and Marvel https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/deadpool-wolverine-lands-r-rating-235449236.html

[professorambrius]

Jeremy's Diet

How Jeremy's new diet helped him get his Super Bowl Ad.

[redstonedust]

very curious at what point during the creative process was it decided that oli orionsound is the perfect voice for tiny snails that want to kill you. because it was the correct decision.

[samgatinho]

the last ones standing

[isjasz]

[Day 281]

No way what's dis ⭐⌛

(me when I cave and start playing a game and my friend (again this mf @kunehokki) immediately suggests actually making an au THE DAY AFTER.) (the game is in stars and time btw it's so good pspspspsppspss it's just 20 bucks ppspspsppspspsps)

(please do NOT tag or reply any spoilers tho!! I haven't gotten far yet and you don't want to accidentally spoil others either 🫡)

[mueritos]

i’m 5 years on t today! yahoo! here’s me now vs the day i started t in 2019!

[remxedmoon]

“the eternal wanderer…? even death cannot release it from its plight… hm. did i create a second copy of this card?”

tribeless

1 power - 1 health - 7 bones?

unkillable - when a card bearing this sigil perishes, a copy of it is created in your hand.

corpse eater - if a creature that you own perishes by combat, a card bearing this sigil in your hand is automatically played in its place.

brittle - after attacking, a card bearing this sigil perishes.

hidden trait - cursebearer

this card cannot be sacrificed at the sigil stones event.

[twohats spoilers below the cut!]

“callous, aimless, manipulative. this pitiful beast hides behind a mask of its own face.”

tribeless

2 power - 1 health - no cost

repulsive - if a creature would attack a card bearing this sigil, it does not.

bifurcated strike - a card bearing this sigil will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the space across from it.

hidden trait - shapeshifter

while in your deck or hand, this card will disguise itself as the wanderer.

SURPRISE BONUS CARD!!! or well. not really a surprise if you’re from the discord. still!!!! bonus card!!! writeup below!!!!

this is an ijiraq reskin!!!! or well. they were supposed to be one. their out-of-battle behaviors are pretty different but they work mostly the same in battles

the repulsive sigil is there because the ijiraq has it! but it also counts towards loop’s. general attitude towards themself i think. at least they can’t get attacked (if they don’t attack something with sharp quills that is). in kaycee’s mod, this sigil only appears on the ijiraq and starvation (which can only be played by leshy). probably for the best!

i added bifurcated strike both to set them apart from the ijiraq and because scissors craft! stats and sigils wise, they’re a sidegrade to the ijiraq. the fun stuff comes with their hidden trait!

so! shapeshifter!! originally just called. ijiraq. but it works a little different so it gets a different name shshhh. but i’ll just explain how the regular ijiraq works since it’s a kaycee’s mod card and kinda obscure. basically, it diguises itself as other cards in your deck! while on the map, it’ll show the card’s alt version with a red glow, but in battle, it’ll look and behave exactly like the card it’s mimicking. it only reveals itself once placed on the field! so it’s always a surprise! loop works similarly, but they only mimic sif’s card. because twohats :3

like the ijiraq, loop will swap themself with sif for most card events! though there’s a good few that they’ll just refuse to do. too much to talk about there, maybe i’ll post the talking card dialogue for them at some point? idk

oh, speaking of which!! like sif, loop is a talking card! they’ll still talk, even while disguised, but they’d have slightly different lines and portraits methinks. which does make it a little easier to figure out who’s who but that’s a sacrifice (heh) i’m willing to make. plus it’s just fun.

vulpecula is the name of a fox constellation! for fun parallels with siffrin! the constellation itself doesn’t have any mythology behind it though. just a fox. the reason loop’s holding a goose in their mouth(…?) is because the constellation is sometimes depicted with one! please look at the goose i’m really proud of that goose.

this was. probably the hardest card to draw Period. my usual way of drawing loops spiky face would’ve felt out of place with the inscryption style so i had to improvise! and BOY it was a struggle!! especially since i didn’t have a sketch prepared like i did with the others. i think this turned out pretty nice though!

NO PATCH!!!! REJOICE!!! loop can’t be selected for sigil transfers (because ijiraq) so they don’t have any!!!! i mean, i could’ve hypothetically given a patch to the sif disguise but no. i don’t want to even try to recolor the patch. that would be a nightmare. maybe if i ever find a blank png version of the patch.

if i were to give them a patch sigil tho, i think i’d give them hoarder? which lets you draw any card from your deck after placing loop on the field. as like, a nod to how much QoL they add in isat.

also as a little aside, you can attempt to fuse them and the wanderer at the mycologists. they won’t let you but you can try. similarly, they’ll be counted as kin in the trial of kin! because again. twohats

THAT’S EVERYTHING 🎉🎉🎉 rare cards wise, at least. trust me there’s a ridiculous amount of extra stuff for this au. i’m making an entire campaign. god have mercy on me

no extra alt card art so uh. thank you for reading these!!! isatscryption is like. probably the most self indulgent thing ever for me. thank you so much to everyone who’s responded to these aauauuaa i reread the responses like. every day!!! so thank you!!!!!! 💥

[150en-main]

Tango: "Where is mine?" // Snail: "WAAAO"

Wild Life #3 - Slow Speed Chase [23:47]

I'm so sad that Wild Life ep.3 snail gimmick needs so many layers of explanation. How am I supposed to tell people that this was the funniest death ever!?? It makes no sense without context.

Like everything else in Wild Life apparently...

[e-likes-bones]

back again w/ yet another request, this one’s from another platform but it’s beach bear!

also the frog, everyone’s here for the frog ofc

[digitalfossils]

[archivegems]

Yahoo! Internet Life, 1998

[bodybybane]

Jeremy Renner Partners with Brooks Running for Inspiring New Campaign 17 Months After Snow Plow Accident https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/jeremy-renner-partners-brooks-running-194014155.html

[monkeybebop]

My monthly attribution to the Lalo Salamanca tag

Translation: “Gus Fring can suck my dick”

[wayfinder-wolf]

Happy birthday to meeeeeee!

I'm 24, wow! That's kinda old ish!

Every year, I draw a big piece, showing what I got into during my past year of life. This year, I wanted to do something big, but also a bit cute. So, check out my version of the Tomodachi Life stage in Smash Bros, featuring some characters I really like!

This took me 3 days of hard-core art grind, so I hope you like it! Characters shown will be tagged.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yk at this point i think its safe to say that Barnaby is my favorite. ive been trying to maintain an 'i love them all equally' mindset but lmaoooo there is a Very Clear Top Dog Here

[brain-gains]

29september - Biology exam✨ Got 88%🤎🤎