#yah he really is that guy

[sleepycentric]

ctommy pieces i did to celebrate new year woo!! i thought itd be nice to go back to my roots:) i missed drawing him sm

anyway i bestow upon thee pony ctommy and him and henry just snoozin

also happy new year!! 🎉

(pls click on the pics for higher quality :'))

[cheriboms]

need i say more 🕴

[bi-functional]

Happy new year guys, if you weren’t thinking about the chaos of Bill having sparklers than im forcing you to think about it now <3

[backpackingspace]

Okay but xie lian really do just being lying the whole series

[tennessoui]

Obi-Wan deciding he needs to spank an uppity sub shortly after Anakin has the audacity to sleep with someone else.

Obi-Wan: these things are completely unrelated.

(all tied up in knots)

tbh i absolutely ADORE first chapter's obi-wan because he is so obviously Not Okay with just being friends with benefits with Anakin

(this next bit is just my opinion and POV and where i'm writing from): also i feel like he's running through a maze rationalizing his desires and his feelings for Anakin because like. the sex they're having is like. tender missionary, lights off, covers pulled over their bodies and this is 100% obi-wan's decision. obi-wan who is a freak in bed with everyone else but anakin because he loves anakin more than he's ever loved any of his other partners (not talking professional dom here, but genuine relationships). he has to give anakin loving sex in his mind

BUT he's also domming him softly like ALL the time. making sure he's taking care of himself. making him coffee and waiting for him to drink it. not letting them order thai food because it'll upset baby's stomach. he's disappointed when anakin puts his seatbelt on without prompting because looking after anakin is obi-wan's job!! he NEEDS to be able to soft dom him in order to continue his tender, vanilla sex routine....

which is all to say that if his dom side leaks out into his real life with anakin, i 100% can see anakin's actions and obi-wan's feelings towards them leaking into his professional domming scenes because my man is a MESS

[sillyfreakx5]

i miss him so much :(((

(tw for implied grooming/csa in the tags)

[doomedflare]

every day i think about how jake could’ve ended up as a killer if the entity had taken him a couple years sooner

[chiistarri]

its so weird to feel like i should be sad bc im Not but it feels like i should be ?!?! like nothing sad or anything has happened but its like maybe i need to be

[sappy-detective]

another saiouma ‘detective’ AU i’ve had for a while but done know how to write down without sounding dorky. but then i remember this is tumblr, so here

have you guys watched that episode of attorney woo (ep 10) where woo is on the train and sees a guy getting arrested and try’s to help? yah but make it saiouma (and semi chaotic).

shuichi is doing something, on the train, or at a coffee shop and this cute preteen boy bursts through the door, looks at shuichi and

K: “hey! aren’t you like that detective guys nephew yah!?“

and like 5 officers are casing him with guns and he hides behind shuichi

K: “dude you need to help me! make them go away!”

S: “w-what??! i’m his nephew not a magician! the hell am i supposed to do!”

K: “i don’t fucking know do something!!”

S: “im 15 what am i supposed to do!?-“

PO: “sir step away from him, he’s a murder suspect”

S: “i would like to but he won’t let me”

that OR and AU where they’re very happy and steady on a four year long relationship and one thanksgiving day there’s a mock knock at the door, it’s shuichis work buddy’s

S: “um.. sorry but you wernt invited to my thanksgiving..”

PO: “actually we’re here him, kokichi ouma- you! you’re under arrest for-”

and boom he starts running, other cops start looking around their home and he’s like

S: “um you can’t do that withou-”

PO: “we already have a warrant.”

oumas under arrest for murder (he ran before they even said what it was in the beginning) he thought it was something else he did and IS in fact, guilty of but it’s WAYY less crazy then murder. him running just makes him look guilty as fuck.

shuichi has to go through the crazy though of his boyfriend actually doing something that fucking atrocious. and, we’ll, prove him inocente, not in an official way, but the same way he solved a cold case when being underage.

ANDDD! not to mention ouma lying about a lot of stuff to do his real, not so crazy, but also not so small crime (probably something involving DICE. don’t have to be crazy but i do think that’s his family and he’d do a LOT for them, including lying about what and where he is to shuichi)

either way, ouma is going to jail for something he didn’t do! because,,, obsessed with detective shuichi.

but then again… it would be a lot of shuichi and not enough ouma to be considered a saiouma fic… so maybe not that interesting … whomp whomp whatever! they’re AUs i like to think about trying to sleep :3

[goldiipond]

have i posted this don autism moment here yet. hes stimming <3

[theonlyadawong]

when this scene came up in the trailer i remember thinking "huh she looks kinda demure, or like she's hiding herself behind the case" (because I thought this was going to come up after the helicopter scene, so I thought it was the briefcase with the amber)... it's a fucking gun lmao

[helluva-hazbins]

How you all doing, huuuh? Everything alright and shit?

[bb-drayster]

obsessed with the implication that you told kieran to like go die. or that you forced him to go to the crater. like damn bro touch grass please.

//ignore how i sent this to kieran first 😭

bwuh. you know how folks are on here

-🐉

[soupmanspeaks]

okay ykw adding to this au, so you know the minigame in Help Wanted 2 where Jeremy has to brutally mutilate fix Helpy? and some of the FNAF 6 animatronics (notably Lefty and Scrap Baby) come get the player when Helpy cries out right? WELL, in this au, I thought that it'd be really funny if Michael, all the way up above in the pizza plex (oh yeah its still intact by HW2 in this au btw) had his father senses™️ go haywire and could hear his son's screeches from way down below and Charlie and Lizzie decide to repossess the animatronics for a little while just to see and (heh, pun) help a brother out only to find Jeremy absolutely just botching the robo-surgery on poor Helpy, and that's why they go after him because Jeremy please Michael is screaming and crying in front of customers lol Also, it gives this really funny visual of Glamrock Freddy just randomly powered down in the middle of a meet and greet and Michael's spirit just pounding frantically on the walls around Jeremy's underground medical room because JEREMY STOP YOU'RE HURTING HIM!!!

I have this silly little au where everything is sort of the same, except the Afton Siblings just talked out everything, and now Michael just has his two ghost siblings chill around him when he's working This started because I had a thought about Michael, CC, and Elizabeth having a BANGER prank idea, they're going to like, a Walmart or something, and they buy a bag of candy, and when Michael goes to check out, he's holding both Elizabeth and CC's hands. yk, normal brother stuff, the cashier asks "is the candy for the kids lol" yk, for small talks sake, and then Michael responds with "What kids?" The cashier looks back to where the kids were and finds that they're not there, as well as both of Michael's hands being in his pockets lol like fast forward to when he becomes GlamFreddy (I'd assume the fire happened in the pizza sim location because they wanted to get rid of William) and like, so many shenanigans will ensue Like, the Pizzaplex is setting up stuff for Halloween? What's better than to get real ghosts that can induce nightmares onto you! Or maybe one day, Freddy and the two will pass by the Cupcake Shoppe, which'll be selling Ice Cream cupcakes one day (those exist, right?) and Freddy'll say "Omg, look, Elizabeth, you can finally get your ice cream now!" And then Elizabeth will sucker punch him in the chest cavity Speaking of chest cavity, as they're getting the ice cream, Elizabeth points to the ice cream, mid-scoop, and says to Freddy: "Omg, look, Freddy, its you!"

Or like, idk, maybe some kid will be a bit too scared to hug GlamFreddy, or something, and then CC will just go "It's okay, he wont bite" and then just turns to look at Freddy with the most sh** eating grin ever as the guy struggles to contain a robo mental break down so many thoughts lol /pos

[nazunasgf]

people's s/o tell their partners oh yeah you should meet my friends

meanwhile, 100% of my usual friend group... are his friends too.

[mars-ipan]

hrgh