#ya girl's an admin lol

[abyssaldyke]

Got clocked as gay at my new job by a post-doc who then proceeded to invite me to the queer scientists luncheon which is, at present, about 7 lesbian climate science phds eating sandwiches and referring to extremely influential academics by nickname.

[vivwritesfics]

VIV HI 👹✨️

Request 😍❤️

Think like an hidden boyfriend.

Idk how else to explain it

Reader is like a reporter maybe? Or WAG

And it is well know that she is dating one of the drivers. Here is the twist....

No one knows who the boyfriend is 👹🙏

So just imagine one day, one of the other girlfriends post a couple of pictures

The fans are interested in two of them.

One is where the reader is being held by on oc them driver. The person is clearly visible ( not the boyfriend they just like teasing lol)

Now the second is just the reader laying down on the deck with an arm wrapped rather protective over her ( like think hand on ass 👹👹) like nope this is mine,fuck off lol🙏👹

Now everyone is freaking out trying to figure who the boyfriend is and everyone has different reason for who it is

The end would be the reveal after they were found out in a picture (with consent) of these two making out (think damn near fucking)

You can choose who you want to be the boyfriend

Thinking either carlos, max or Oscar for the boyfriend and for the like the first picture lando/logan maybe??

I started this after complaining about how tired i was but Bianca I couldn't resist 😫

naw but i'm so proud of this one

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n i love my job 🫶🫶

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username1 living the dream 😫😫

alex_albon can't believe you didn't interview me

y/nl/n was too busy sucking face with your girlfriend 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

lilymhe mwah 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

username2 who is she?

username3 username2 how do you not know Y/N?

username4 she's a reporter for Sky Sports F1 and Lando's best friend

username5 the dating rumours tho 👀👀

y/nl/n

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, and 477,819 others

y/nl/n ma homie

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username6 HOW DID YOU GET YOUR JOB I WANNA BE YOU SO BAD

georgerussell63 you're in the wrong garage

y/nl/n you're in the wrong team (kidding toto ily)

landonorris 💖💖

username7 LANDO?

username7 EXCUSE ME?

username8 he's really fuelling those rumours 😂

y/nl/n landonorris you know what you're doing 😠

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n team papaya 4eva 🧡

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mclaren absolute queen

y/nl/n admin ily

lilymhe i am in AWE of you 😩

y/nl/n says you 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

landonorris my favourite girl 💕

y/nl/n your only girl? 🤧🤧

username9 they're dating

username10 i can't TAKE it anymore just tell us PLEASE 😭

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n love ya lan

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username11 naw this is a hard launch

username12 they've been friends for years so...

username13 this was not on my 2023 bingo card

username14 ILY GUYS this is so cute 💖💖💖💘💘💘💘💓💓💗💗💗💗💗💓💓💕💕💕💖💘💘💘💕❤❤♥♥♥♥❣❣💖💖❤❤❤❤❤

username15 literally no other drivers are commenting 👀👀

username16 yeah this is sus

username17 i don't trust either of you 😭

y/nl/n

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y/nl/n switching sides

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landonorris 😔😔

mclaren we miss you y/n! 😭😭

y/nl/n i miss you too admin 😭

username18 WHAT

username18 DOES

username18 THIS

username18 MEAN

scuderiaferrari welcome y/n! ❤

y/nl/n officially a tifosi now

y/nl/n

liked by oscarpiastri, landonorris, and 605,224 others

y/nl/n mwah

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landonorris we lost her 😔

y/nl/n shut up you muppet

username19 THE SOFT LAUNCH?

username20 i mean we all knew she was dating a driver but WHO IS IT?

y/nl/n

liked by carlossainz55, landonorris, and 679,475 others

y/nl/n 😈😈😈😈

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carlossainz55 😈😈😈😈

username21 THE GLOVES

username22 THE GLOVES

username23 THE GLOVES

charles_leclerc you guys are disgusting

y/nl/n *disgustingly cute

landonorris so i don't have to keep it secret now?

y/nl/n you are released from your duties

y/nl/n

liked by carlossainz55, landonorris, and 675,329 others

y/nl/n love a man in red ❣

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carlossainz55 passenger princess

username24 why does it shock me that carlos knows that phrase?

y/nl/n idk he's the real passenger princess here 👸👸

username25 girlies we lost him 😔

username26 girlies we lost HER 😔

landonorris he is babygirl 🥰🥰🥰

y/nl/n 🤺🤺

carlossainz55

liked by pierregasly, y/nl/n, and 696,335 others

carlossainz55 mía 💖

mine 💖

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y/nl/n te amo ❤

carlossainz55 Te quiero más ❤

landonorris 📷📷??

y/nl/n back off bitch

lilymhe you stole my girlfriend 😠

y/nl/n he's just my side piece babygirl, dw 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[sweetcherrybmb]

FEAR FOR NOBODY//FA14\\ part two

pairing: fernando alonso x soldier/military!reader

description: When the Circuit of the Americas joined the list of races for the 2012 season, no one expected it to be such a monumental day for a certain Spaniard...

faceclaim: Olivia Cooke; various pinterest girls

2021 user y/username has gone public

y/username

liked by fernandoalo_official, y/bro/user and 5,467 others

y/username back in austin <3

y/bro/user aaaahhh, i can't wait for you guys to come to huston, i miss the three of you so muuch

y/username since when are you this whiny?? y/bro/user omg, you're sooo annoying

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fernandoalo_official

liked by kimimatiasraikonen, y/username and 978,451 others

fernandoalo_official feels good to be back

lewishamilton welcome back, mate!

sebastianvettel welcome back to the grid, nando!

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y/username

liked by fernandoalo_official, y/bro/user and 15,467 others

y/username No.4 <3

y/bro/user congrats idiots, tell little theo i miss him!!

y/bff/username congrats!! can't wait to third wheel again!!

y/username gurl, you have your own husband y/bff/username yeaaah, but i preffer third-wheeling my parents (jk baby i love ya)

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2022

y/username

liked by fernandoalo_official, y/bro/user and 16,512 others

y/username the boys like it when they go vroom (but it seems theo preferred running around)

y/bro/user little man had more fun than you, it seems

user1 honestly, her life seems to be so much fun

user2 how fun can it be when you're a part of the military??? user1 well, i'm just going off of her insta

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y/username

liked by fernandoalo_official, y/bff/username and 17,512 others

y/username tbt -> our prep for the 2012 USA Grand Prix can't belive it's been 10 years

officer_friend1 girlie I remember the way you looked at that one driver, can't remember his name tho

officer_friend2 👀 officer_friend3 👀 y/bff/username 👀 y/username ya'll... nvm

y/bff/username still remember my moms excitement when she saw you, she almost cried

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2023

y/username

liked by fernandoalo_official, y/bro/user and 17,512 others

y/username green has always been my color 💚

y/bro/user rb is better

y/bff/username agreed y/username both of you are wrong, aston martin is the best

user3 uhmmm, why is this random lady popping up on my feed??

user4 omg same, but hey, she's an aston martin fan so she's welcome to stay on my feed user5 not only a fan, but it seems nando is liking her post

user6 that second pic is sooo cute

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y/username

liked by fernandoalo_official, y/bro/user and 19,572 others

y/username on break and he still drives like there is no speed limit, but he bought me coffee and cake so i forgive him for the heart attack <3

y/bff/username a BMW? disgraceful... tsk tsk

y/username its your car.... y/bff/username shhhhh...

user7 why is she on my feed and why is nando in the likes???

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2024

y/username

liked by fernandoalo_official, y/bro/user and 190,572 others

y/username i am apparently married to a war criminal???

fernandoalo_official te amo mi hermosa reina <3

y/username i love you too, criminal <3 fernandoalo_official please don't, love y/username ok, i won't <3

user8 MARRIED??!! YOU'RE HIS WIFE??!! i think i might pass out

user9 this was honestly so unexpected, tf is happening??

user10 is everybody just ignoring the FACT THAT THEY HAVE A KID TOGETHER???

user11 i was just about to say, but honestly, they're cute together, the three of them

astonmartinf1 thank you for providing new pictures of fernando, one of them WILL be our new contact photo, also welcome!

y/username you're very welcome, will provide more if needed astonmartinf1 i'll DM you a number for you to send them to us fernandoalo_official NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

user12 not y/n and aston martin admin teaming up to embarrass nando LOL

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fernandoalo_official

liked by kimimatiasraikonen, y/username and 972,751 others

fernandoalo_official my piece of heaven, te amo hermosa <3

y/username i love you too <3

fernandoalo_official <3

user13 the DOG, ITS SO GOOFY I LOOOVE IT!!

user14 i like how all the pics of her are candids of her just drinking

user15 what can we say, a girl likes her drinks y/username i second that user15 OMG YOU ANSWERED??!!

user16 imma start calling her mother now

user17 me too user18 me three astonmartinf1 me four user16 admin is wildin' out here astonmartinf1 i'm being honest and real out here user17 based fr

lance_stroll can't wait to meet her!!

fernandoalo_official next race, kid!

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TAGS

@yllomhej @walldemons @shelbyteller

if anybody else wants to be tagged, send me a DM or an ask!

I have also made a Google form to fill out if you want to be added!

[amberjazmyn]

we ain't angry at you love, we'll be waiting for you love🥺🫶💔

pairing : f1 grid x platonic singer fem!reader, horner fem!reader

summary : daughter to red bull's christian horner, best friend to the grid, a singer and now an american college student that releases a song with noah kahan 'you're gonna go far' before she leaves. this chronicals the song, her leaving for college as well as everything else including her warm return back to everyone again.

warnings : a little bit of angst, fluff, comfort, noah kahan lol, a swear word, most of the grid (dramatically) missing reader

a/n : don't ask me how i thought up of this because i have no fucking clue but because i adore the thought of writing a singer!reader, this is what i came up with lol. also, obviously, geri is reader's step-mum but their relationship is basically the same as a biological mother and daughter

a/n 2: y.n is your name, n.n is nickname, your bff is your best friend forever and your ex bff is obviously ur ex bff

fc : my face claim is a mixture of olivia rodrigo and pinterest girlies because wtfn

liked by christianhorner, gerihalliwellhorner, maxverstappen1, redbullracing, charlesleclerc, yourbff and 12k others

y.nhorner met noah kahan and may have written a cheeky (soppy) song with him, double thumbs up from father horner and study notes because ya girl doesn't stop the grind now that colleges applications are opening!

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christianhorner i'm so proud of you darling girl, and like mumma always says, you're gonna go far! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner christianhorner thank you daddio! i love you forever

gerihalliwellhorner you are a superstar y.n! i love you so much baby liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner gerihalliwellhorner thank you mumma, i love you so much more

maxverstappen1 how are your notes so perfect wtf liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner maxverstappen1 because i actually want to finish school and get into my dream college and i put in effort??

redbullracing not only is she the princess of red bull but she is a singing queen as well as an academic queen as well! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner redbullracing ily rbr admin <3

charlesleclerc you're releasing a new single??? liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner charlesleclerc did i say that???

yourbff i still cannot believe you met noah kahan without me, you lil snitch... liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner yourbff last time i asked if you wanted to listen to him in the car you said no???

otherbff yourbff y.nhorner go off queen, you tell her bestie! liked by y.nhorner

landonorris if you've written a song with noah kahan, i just know it'll be fantastic and very emosh! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner landonorris thank you lanny! love you boo

username hold up, please tell me whatever you've written with noah that you'll release it and soon!!! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner username i have written a song with noah like mentioned in my caption but i cannot disclose whether or not it's gonna be released just yet i'm sorry but do keep your eyes peeled though <3

danielricciardo oh i just know you are slaying right now! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner danielricciardo thank you danny ric! you too are slaying right now

oscarpiastri i have WAITED for you to release new music so i really hope whatever you've written with noah gets released!!! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner oscarpiastri don't worry oscy, you'll know soon i promise!

username the way y.n likes and replies to each comment, i love her your honour! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner username you guys are the reason why i'm here so it's only fair i respond to as many as i can! and i love you too <3

it made y.n horner laugh a little after posting that sneaky post. it was very true that whilst she had met noah kahan that they had indeed written a song together. it was a song that noah had already started to write ages ago but suddenly got stuck when he lost inspiration and just trashed it. that was though, until he met y.n horner, and she told him that she was trying to write a song about how her family felt about letting her go so she could study in america after they had let her travel around the world with them for formula one. showing noah the text messages between her, her dad and her mum, it was clear to noah that the song he had trashed was basically the exact same song that y.n was wanting to write. so, what they decided to do was to mash the songs together, finish writing it and collab together on the song as well as letting noah have his own solo version of the song. and y.n loved it so much and so did noah that they knew that they just had to release it. but, obviously, they couldn't do it straight away so they started to create some mystery around it.

that was until she could no longer keep it a secret so she started to slowly release more details after watching noah do the same on his socials.

y.nhorner posted to her instagram story

[caption 1: missed me guys? well, this is where i've been so keep your eyes peeled my loves, the 'thing' is coming soonnnn��� caption 2: tb to my first ever show! been missing it since all i've been doing is picking and choosing which colleges to attend in america]

gerihalliwellhorner replied to y.nhorner's story i'm excited my love! is it a single or an album?

y.nhorner thanks mumma, i'm excited too and it's a single but sadly that's all i can tell you at this moment but you'll love it and so will daddio!

gerihalliwellhorner the single you subtly posted ages ago with noah? well i'm very excited now and i cannot wait to hear it🤍!

y.nhorner thank youu, i'm so excited as well! and yes, the single with noah, i cannot wait for everyone to hear it either!

maxverstappen1 replied to y.nhorner's story is this the single that i think it is and that being the reason why you were showing me messages between you, christian and geri???

y.nhorner if i say yes, can you keep it a secret???

maxverstappen1 i can i can i can i can! omg i love you so much y.n!!!

y.nhorner hehe, i love you too maxie!

landonorris replied to y.nhorner's story omg is this the single that you referenced in your last insta post???

y.nhorner maybeee

landonorris fuck, does that mean it'll make me cry???

y.nhorner probablyyy

carlossainz55 replied to y.nhorner's story new song? since when, what is going on in the house of commons???

y.nhorner firstly, what do you think i was revealing in my last post and secondly, please never say that again and don't tell me it was lando who taught you how to say that for the love of god!

carlossainz55 honestly, i don't know, i just thought you were being sneaky like you were last time you announced a single! and i'm sorry, i won't say it again but would you believe me if i told you it wasn't lando but one of your fans???

y.nhorner i'm only joking with you carlitos, i know you've been waiting forever for a new single and so have i so me and noah are trying to release it asap! and, honestly, yeah, i would believe you if you said it was one of my fans. and for that, i apologise that they taught you that and blamed it on lando!

it was after releasing these instagram stories that noah rung up y.n to let her know that they had been given permission by their shared record label to release the song. and that they were releasing the song that very day! it was an exciting moment and she had only just posted those two stories so, now she had to post so many more stories and instagram posts about the release of the new single, it's name as well as the meaning of the song.

y.nhorner posted to her instagram story

[caption 1: releasing tonight is me and noah kahan's newest single titled 'you're gonna go far' and we are so excited and blessed to finally be able to let you all finally hear it after trying to keep it a secret💌 caption 2: not only do i feature on noah's song on his newest album 'forever' but he also has his own solo version that is on this new album along with the duet of the song as well so you get two versions of the same song! enjoy my lovelies!]

y.nhorner posted to her instagram story

[caption 1: for my nosy lovelies, this was one of the first inspirations for 'you're gonna go far' that i shared with noah. there was more to the messages than just this one between me and my mum obvi but this is where this part of the chorus 'we ain't angry at you love, you're the greatest thing we've lost' comes from as does the rest of that entire verse💌. caption 2: then this is some of the other inspo for yggf comes from. it was more than just this convo but obviously this was where the title of the song and the main hook comes from. and yes, i did joke to dad that one day these messages between me, himself & mum would be written into a song one day lol💌.]

landonorris replied to y.nhorner's story omg i cannot stop listening to the song! it's gorgeous and yes before you even ASK it made me cry! i don't want you to leave for college in hawaii!!!

y.nhorner aw lando, i'm sorry! i really was hoping it wouldn't make you cry! and i know and i'm sorry but it's my dream college but i was still just as shocked as everyone else when they accepted me!

landonorris i can still visit you though when you are at college right?

y.nhorner of course you can lando! dad has allowed all of the grid, if they please, to visit me whenever they want with permission from the other team principals!

carlossainz55 replied to y.nhorner's story the song is making me cry so much more now that i know it's context in relation to these messages! please don't leave meee, my heart is forever broken now!

y.nhorner i'm so sorry carlos, i hope you're not crying as much as lando is! and i don't wanna leave either but i have too!

carlossainz55 of course i'm not crying as much as lando is! but i'm still upset, don't have too much fun without us!

y.nhorner aw carlos! i promise you, you will get to visit and i won't be able to have any fun cause you guys won't be there with me!

maxverstappen1 replied to y.nhorner's story whilst i wish i didn't hear the song and these messages before everyone else i'm glad i did because no one could see my tears but now you releasing the text messages are even worse because they'll all know and i'll be exposed!

y.nhorner i'm sorry maxie! but noah suggested it since he was sharing messages between him and i to his socials so i decided it would be a cute backstory to share with everyone! but trust, no one will know that you were the first one to hear the song and to see the messages!

maxverstappen1 i'm totally messing but genuinely, i am so proud of you and this song that you've created and released with noah. it's beautiful and it's truly gonna be very relatable to everyone who hears it. as much as i wish this song wasn't written because of you moving to america for the next few years for college, i am so thankful it was and i am so glad i got to be privileged enough to know about it first. you're gonna go far, y.n and i cannot wait to see how far you actually go, whether that's here in england or in america. i love you endlessly, and thank you for being my best friend during my time under your dad's realm of red bull racing 💌

y.nhorner oh, maxie! that is so sweet of you and now i'm gonna start crying! i'm absolutely scared to move to america for college but i truly believe i'm going to do great things. as much as it scares me, i know that i'll always have you and the rest of the grid supporting me every step of the way. dad and the rest of the tp's giving you guys permission to visit me whenever you feel like you need to! i love you just as endlessly and i won't accept your thank you for being your best friend because there is nothing at all you need to thank me for since it's also been an honour to have you as my best friend💌

logansargeant has replied to y.nhorner's story this is so sweet y.n! the song is beautiful and might have made me a little teary eyed especially knowing why you created the song. also, what made you choose america as a place to study? i know i'm always so patriotic but, why the u.s?

y.nhorner aw, thank you logie! and honestly, i chose america because i've been all around the world but the one place i felt safest was hawaii. and i just knew i had to try my luck and see if i could apply and have it work and it did! but don't worry, like i've told carlos, lando, max and now you, your tp's have all given you guys permission to come and visit me whenever you feel like you need to!

logansargeant that's cute and i'm glad you felt safe enough in hawaii because i know that not everywhere in america is especially safe! and also congrats for even getting into college in hawaii as i've heard it's usually quite hard! and, i'm so glad you've mentioned we can visit you because you best believe i'll be the one helping you move into your dorm room!

y.nhorner you're so sweet logie and i'm glad as well otherwise if i didn't feel safe in hawaii, queensland australia would have been my second choice! and ikr, i was godsmacked that they had approved of my application for hawaii pacific in honolulu! and i'll hold you too that logie, now that you've said it, you will be helping me move into the dorm!

oscarpiastri has replied to y.nhorner's story i'm so proud of you y.n! and these messages are heartbreaking but also so sweet and tender! i know logan's already mentioned it probably but now that you've gotten into hawaii pacific, him and i are helping you move into your dorms because i know for a fact that all the team principals have given us permission to visit you when we need it!

y.nhorner aw oscy, you are so cute and took everything i was gonna tell you out of my mouth! and thank you and yes, logan has put it out into the universe that he is gonna help me move in but didn't mention you but i'm sure he meant to!

oscarpiastri he didn't mention me??? now i'm gonna cry more

y.nhorner no, he didn't oscy but it's fine cause it's been mentioned now and i'm very thankful that the two of you are gonna help me! so please don't cry more!

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y.nhorner has posted to her instagram story

[caption 1: look at these two little lovelies (+ kelly) who wanted to see me off before their flight back to monaco and before my flight to hawaii! miss you guys already💌. caption 2: charles keeping me company but not even looking at me for the photo at the airport sitting on my very huge suitcase before he sees me off to hawaii 💌. caption 3: and yes, lando was there to see me off alongside charles as was carlos and like charles, lando was not looking at me for the photo either. and. fyi, carlos hid himself magnificently every single time he saw my iphone come out of my pocket lol so sadly there is no photo of him this time. miss you guys so much it's actually insane but i promise i'll see you all soon💌]

maxverstappen1 has replied to y.nhorner's story i hope you know that as soon as penelope and i both got onto my private jet back to monaco that we both burst into tears, poor kelly didn't know how to react! leaving you to go to hawaii for four years is devastating me!

y.nhorner aw, maxie! i miss you, kelly and p insanely! but i do promise you'll see me soon!

maxverstappen1 have fun and stay safe!

y.nhorner i will, i promise! both mum and dad have said the same speech as you!

maxverstappen1 i wasn't going to give you the same speech but i'm glad you understand!

charlesleclerc has replied to y.nhorner's story the only reason why i never looked up at you during every photo you took of me was because i knew that if i made eye contact with you, i would have legitmately started crying and i wanted to be out of the airport and inside my car before my eyes even started to feel as though they were tearing up!

y.nhorner awe charlie, i'm sorry i was making you cry! i miss you as well but did you cry in the car after you guys waved me off onto the plane?

charlesleclerc it's fine n.n, it wasn't your fault, i was gonna cry regardless and i'm just proud that it didn't happen in the airport or when you were around! and yes, i did cry in the car, the entire way home to the point that carlos was scared i was gonna crash the car with me, him and lando in it sooo yeah.

y.nhorner omg charlie, who wasn't crying in that car on the way home from the airport cause there is no way you weren't the only one!

charlesleclerc at individual points, it was all of us but by the time we reached the car to go back home it was just me that was still crying so it was carlos that took over after he asked me to pull over on the side of the road

landonorris has replied to y.nhorner's story and yes, i did cry the minute you left me, carlos and charles! charles and carlos also crying but i'm sure you knew that cause i'm sure both charles and carlos has already told you that too!

y.nhorner i love you lando and i am so sorry that i made all of you guys cry (max and penelope included) but i promise the tears won't last too long!

landonorris THE TEARS WON'T LAST TOO LONG?? FOUR YEARS IS TOO FUCKING LONG N.N!

y.nhorner is it still too early to say that it's too much for little lando norris then?

landonorris YES IT IS AND NOW I'M CRYING AGAIN BECAUSE IT IS TOO MUCH FOR LITTLE LANDO NORRIS!

carlossainz55 has replied to y.nhorner's story how dare you expose me for not wanting to be in any photos whilst i was actively GRIEVING THE LOSS OF YOU FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS! my heart was shattered, and there was no way i was letting you take photos of it happening!

y.nhorner how many times do you need me to say sorry carlitos?

carlossainz55 you don't need to apologise anymore n.n but next time, please don't take photos of your best friends saying goodbye to you...nah joking, next time i'll make sure i cry before i've even left you for the second time and force you to take photos lol

y.nhorner ok, i'll note that for next time carlitos hahaha! but srsly, charles and lando have both mentioned that all of you were crying at one stage before you and lando calmed down except for charles to the point he started crying whilst driving you guys home and you had to ask him to pull over...yeah, i am so sorry for being the cause of that!

carlossainz55 yeah, it was intense and a very upsetting moment for all to witness. for sure do not let charles drive when he's crying though cause it is utterly terrifying and i thought i was gonna die so i started praying in spanish! even when i was the one behind the wheel because charles did take the entire drive for him to stop crying!

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y.nhorner the chronicals of me leaving mumma and daddio and moving into my new college dorm at hawaii pacific university for the next four years alongside the wonderful help of logie sarg and oscy pastry!!

📸 of mum and dad on the train taken by logan with oscar's supervision as they took the tube in together to the airport and 📸 of me taken by carlos who alongside max, lando and charles were at the airport as well to see me off with logan and oscar!

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christianhorner miss you already my love! i know logan and oscar are keeping you safe and helping you sort out your dorm! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner christianhorner i miss you too daddio and they are keeping me so safe and helping me out tremendously which i am so grateful for!

gerihalliwellhorner miss you baby! please tell oscar and logan we say thank you for helping you move into your dorm room!! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner gerihalliwellhorner i miss you too mumma! and i have thanked them both and they don't want any thanks for it. they're doing it because they want to! they didn't come to hawaii with me for no reason

maxverstappen1 why is my heart literally breaking even though i already knew you had left and i was with you guys at the airport for me, kelly and p's own flight back to monaco??? liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner maxverstappen1 i'm sorry maxie, i knew today would be hard! does it make you feel better if i say that my heart is also breaking?

landonorris i'm actually so uspet about this and i have no clue why! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner landonorris so am i lando but don't worry, you can visit soon i promise!

noahkahan omg, you've actually moved to hawaii now? i didn't realise it was happening so soon! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner noahkahan yeah! it's insane noah at how fast it's all happened but yeah, hawaii's my new home for four years!

oscarpiastri honestly, your dormroom looks magnificant right now. who knew logan and i were such great dorm decor artists? liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner oscarpiastri i know right, oscy? it looks perfect and i am so thankful for you and logie for helping me ease into it all!

logansargeant i think the three of us did an amazing job with your dormroom, y.n! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner logansargeant we really did! thank you so much logie

carlossainz55 my heart is breaking into too many pieces all these hours after we saw you off at the airport liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner carlossainz55 mine is too, don't worry carlitos!

charlesleclerc this is too much for me! how will we survive?! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner charlesleclerc damn, i was hoping you'd have the answers cause this is too much for me as well and i don't know how i'll survive!

yourexbff you got into hawaii pacific in honolulu, usa and you never told me?!

y.nhorner yourexbff because i knew you would have reacted horribly and been a jerk about it, telling me to come back home because you can't handle not having the same control over me for college that you had during high school liked by yourbff, charlesleclerc, carlossainz55 and others

yourbff yourexbff y.nhorner honestly, that's some queen shit and i'm so proud of you y.n! well done on no longer tolerating this bitches shit after so many years of dealing with it liked by y.nhorner

username congrats on your move to hawaii! but i'm so sorry to ask such a stupid question but where is hawaii pacific uni? liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner username thank you lovely! and don't apologise for asking me, i'm happy to answer any questions anyone has, 'stupid' or not! and hawaii pacific uni is in honolulu, hawaii💌!

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[caption 1: me crying on my insta stories is now going to become a regular thing btw! so do not be alarmed when these start to happen on the regular💌 caption 2: reason one why i'm crying: college is kicking my arse rn and i wanna kms! caption 3: reason two why i'm crying: i miss home and formula one and ofc my grid family and my actual family back home in england! anyway, how's your day been lovelies💌]

christianhorner has replied to y.nhorner's story oh honey, are you okay? has college really been getting you in the bum? really wish i could do more to help you bubs!

y.nhorner thanks daddio but i'll be fine i'm sure, i just needed to have a little cry! i'm just a little homesick and you're gonna go far playing in my spotify playlist whilst studying did not help me at all!

christianhorner as long as you're sure bubs and speaking of your new song, it's absolutely gorgeous, mum and i love it so much! not only do we play it all the time but it's also playing on the radio often when we're in bed so we fall asleep to it!

y.nhorner yeah, i'm sure dad! and that's so sweet, thank you so much! i'm glad you and mum love it! and i'm glad it's also getting played on the radio! well, i have to go back to studying and doing stuff in my sorority but i'll talk later, love you daddio!

christianhorner bye darling, talk later then! i love you too and have fun xx

yourbff has replied to y.nhorner's story heyy girly! sorry that school's royally kicking your bum, wish i could be there to help you! the grid is missing you terribly but i'm keeping them company and trying to lift their spirits! we've for sure been blasting every single song and album of yours, especially you and noah's newest! also have you heard anything from ex.bff lately?

y.nhorner hey girly pop! it's fine, i'm getting through it the same way i got through h.s and i wish you were here too but it's coming up so soon! i'm missing the grid so much more, i can't even express how much! and that's amazing, i'm glad you've been blasting all the songs, not just the new one because maybe, just maybe i'm gonna come out with a new announcement on my insta grid soon! and not that i've seen, she's most likely blocked me on every other social that i haven't, why?

yourbff that's so good, i'm glad! and i'm only asking about ex.bff because she's been asking some of the drivers, mostly max, lando, carlos, logan and oscar for some paddock passes for the grand prix that you're surprising them at just before summer break happens and she isn't taking no for an answer so maybe you or christian could tell her to fuck off but we'd need permission for you to let daddio horner to tell her to fuck off though...

y.nhorner oh, okay, that's gross and very fuckin weird! there is no way she is going to that grand prix period, paddock passes or not, at the gp that i'm surprising my family at, no fucking way! and go ahead, let daddio tell her to fuck off even though he realistically doesnt need my permission on how he treats and talks to her anymore because she is no longer my friend and doesn't need to be treated as such! dad can say whatever tf he wants to say to her!

yourbff thank fucking god! i'm with christian rn and he's been hanging for your response so, thank you thank you thank you! i could kiss you on the mouth rn if you weren't in hawaii! and wait, did you just say that you were going to announce a new release soon???

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y.nhorner i'm so sorry for my social media absence my lovelies except for a few instagram stories here and there but college was kicking me in the rear end real good and i also may have finished my very first album in my first year at american college in my newly redecorated dorm room at hpu that will be getting released worldwide tonight at five minutes to midnight...

for those wanting an album breakdown since it is my first ever one, i will do the full thing for the songs in a separate post. however, in short hand i will say that there are six originals (including me and noah's song) and four covers of my favourite songs from some of my very well loved artists! thank you so much for all the love and support you gave to me and noah about our single, it's been incredible stepping back and just seeing at how much you guys really love it, it's truly humbling and rewarding! but now saying that, it makes me even more proud to finally be able to release my first ever album because i have worked so hard on it and the reason it's come out so quickly it seems is because all six of my originals had already been written and drafted, i just needed to finish and record them which thankfully didn't take too long. also good to mention that whilst i did finish writing them in my dorm room, every song except for you're gonna go far was recorded in my dorm room! so the acoustics are no joke my lovelies! in saying all of that though, i hope you loves all enjoy my first album, 'little life' 💌

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yourbff so this is what you were talking to me about that day when you left me on read when i finally realised you had mentioned it because i was distracted in letting your dad go off on ex.bff? liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner yourbff yes....please don't kill me i'm sorry!

christianhorner i'm so proud of you my darling girl! both me and your mum knew you could do it when we were telling you to continue on creating new music and writing new songs whilst at college! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner christianhorner thank you daddio! and yes, you and mumma were very much correct and i'm glad that you were!

gerihalliwellhorner well done my darling! you should be so proud of yourself for releasing your very first album! it's going to do well, i'm sure of it! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner gerihalliwellhorner thank you mumma! and i am, i'm really proud of myself for what i've done! and i'm glad someone thinks that it's gonna do well!

redbullracing after making all of us cry with you're gonna go far, we'll make sure to stock up on the tissues when it's released because you best believe it's going to be blasting for everyone to hear in the paddock at the next grand prix! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner redbullracing omg admin, are you ok? but, thanks i guess for the free promo though!

maxverstappen1 i'm literally standing in my bathroom in shock right now, y.n! how could you do this to me, to us?! you know we're not ready for this! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner maxverstappen1 i'm sorry maxie but i was too excited and i couldn't keep it a secret anymore! you know i hate keeping things from people!

landonorris well, there goes all my tears for the rest of the year and next year! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner landonorris even though i usually call you dramatic or sympathise with you, this time i'm gonna have to agree with you and say yes after hearing these songs your tear ducts will be dry for years!

oscarpiastri oh crapola! this was not the announcement i expected after getting the notification that you've finally posted again after awhile! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner oscarpiastri i know and i'm sorry oscy! but i won't ever be gone for this long again!

carlossainz55 hermana, are you seriously just gonna go away for ages and then hit us with this announcement and think all of us are going to survive? liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner carlossainz55 yes and no? i'm sorry carlitos but i promise though that you'll love the album though!

sebastianvettel this is fantasic news bubs! i'm so proud of you and i cannot wait to hear this new album after loving your recent single with noah kahan! liked by y.nhorner

y.nhorner sebastianvettel sebby! i've missed you so much and thank you! i can't wait for you to hear it!

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y.nhorner 'little life' album breakdown in 3...2...1:

song one: 'little life' is the title track. it's a cover of cordelia's song 'little life' and like the hook and title suggests, i really do like this little life hence why i decided to cover that song, put it on my album as the top track and then title the album the same thing.

song two: 'you're gonna go far' ft noah kahan is the first single of this album and i have already mentioned briefly what this song is about. but, for those wondering the full story, it was basically a culmination of trashed songs that both me and noah wrote years ago but never came into fruition because it never worked out at the time. that was until we had our very first meeting and i told noah about me wanting to write a song about me leaving england for america for college and showing him the texts between me and my parents. it was funny though because unknowingly, we were both writing the same song that we just smooshed it into the one that we all know and love now! it's truly one of if not my favourite song on this album too, hence why it's the first single!

song three: 'lacy' is what i would call the fine line between envy and homoeroticism. in one lens of the camera, i'm embracing my inferiority complex by personifying the beauty of a girl i used to be intimidated by in school who's been named 'lacy'. i then succumbed to my habit of comparing myself to other women to an extent so extreme that it seemed like it was a crippling romantic obsession. thankfully though, this was when i was in the middle of high school and figuring out my sexuality and i did that by literally hating that specific girl in my class because i thought she was so much better, prettier and inferior to me. hence why the song was created but i do not feel that way anymore but i knew i needed this song on the album so i could also let people know that i'm not perfect and i also have the same thoughts as them.

song four: 'slipping through my fingers' is the second cover song on this album. for those who know me and know me well will know that 'mamma mia' & abba are some of my favourite movies and singing group to ever exist! i could have chosen any abba/mamma mia song but this was the one i chose because it really fit the theme of me leaving home and moving out of the country permanently for college. and also because it was a movie i'd watch with my mum geri when i was younger right up until my last couple years of high school and before i left for hawaii. i also cried my eyes out whilst recording the song in my dorm because that was the night that i was the most homesick i had ever been and when i posted those three stories on my instagram story sharing my first ever cry online since leaving for hawaii.

song five: 'never grow up' is the third cover song on this album. another artist that i absolutely adore with my whole life is taylor swift. and similar to slipping through my fingers, the reason why i added never grow up to this album was because it was the same song to stmf but through a different lense almost. i remember when i was younger, always telling my parents that i always couldn't wait to grow up and get older whereas they were always telling me to slow down and let myself be that young for as long as i could and stay that age and not worry about wanting to be another year older. and now, looking back, especially when i recorded this song for this album, i really wish i listened to my parents when they told me to slow down and never grow up. because now it feels like it's going by so quickly that it can no longer slow down and i hate it but i also have to embrace it because i can't get any younger, i can only get older but that doesn't mean i can't pretend and wish to never grow up.

song six: 'what was i made for?' is the last cover on this album and it's by the beautiful billie eilish. obviously, we all know that this song was part of the new barbie movie soundtrack and as soon as i heard it for the first time, i knew i had to include it into my first album and here we are! similar to the other cover songs, this resonates with me because there are moments in my life, especially recently, when i've been sitting in the dark, on my bed, in tears asking myself 'what was i made for?' 'what am i doing here?' 'why was i even born?' and i was tearing me apart because i was all alone on the other side of the worl away from everyone i love and i was scared to death! before moving to hawaii, i never had to think about the things i have to now because i was still living with/near my parents and, shyness and modesty out of the door, they provided everything for me so i never had to lift my pretty little fingers or feet for anything. they provided my food for me, they made sure i had clean clothes and a clean room, they made sure i was always entertained, they made sure i always had free things, free paddock passes to every grand prix that i wanted, when i wanted them. and then, the second i touched down in hawaii, i had no idea what to do and how to do it. i'm surprised the lovely girls that are my roommates and fellow sorority sisters didn't laugh at me or call me a spoilt brat because they knew who i was as soon as i walked into that sorority house. but what did they do? they taught me everything and they didn't make fun of me, they didn't laugh at me or put me down and tell me i had to do it myself. they realised that from the way i grew up, i wasn't being snobby or a brat whenever i didn't do something. they knew it was because i didn't know how to do it. so this cover is a nod to my lovelies at hpu and in my sorority that helped me find who i was again.

song seven: 'hope ur ok' was a song i actually wrote years ago when i first met a certain red bull driver, mr verstappen and other friends of mine around the same time. even though i've lost contact with most of the friends i have referenced in this song, this song gives them a reminder that nothing is as bad as it seems and i wish them well and reassure them of how proud of them i am and what they've become. this was another song that had me a little emotional because, fun fact, when i recorded this song, max decided to have a cheeky facetime so he watched as i bawled my eyes out to him, telling him that the first verse and the hook of this song was written about him before he sweetly told me it was okay to cry and that he'd love it if he could stay on facetime with me whilst i recorded it. and obviously, i can never say no to maxie so, he watched me and screen recorded the facetime whilst i recorded it and that recording made it into the album.

song eight: 'happier' is a song that whilst many would think is about an ex boyfriend is actually about an ex best friend. and we all know how painful a best friend breakup is however, this ex best friend was someone that was always what someone would call a frenemy. this girl was never actually my friend and it wasn't until just recently, at the beginning of my journey of college life in hawaii that i realised this and cut her off. even though i say in the song that 'she's moved on and found someone new' i mean it in the most pettiest way possible to the point that i hope that new friend she's made realises just how awful she is and leaves her in the same way i left her. this song is basically a best friend break-up song that has the disguise of a relationship break-up and i love just how petty i play it when i practise it live. the song is basically letting her know that i hope she's happier even though i know that she knows she could never be happier when all she spreads is negativity and plays pretend. hence why i ended the song with the lyric 'so find someone great, but don't find no one better. i hope you're happy, but don't be happier' because i was basically the best person she had in her life but she destroyed it because of her own selfishness of not allowing herself to stop being so rude, narcissistic and fake.

song nine: 'jealousy, jealousy' is a song about the unrealistic standards that society has set for young people, young women particularly on social media. in the track, i sing about the constant comparison and self-hatred that social media can often lead to. before i wrote this song, i released a snippet of an unreleased song with a similar theme which also discussed the warped version of reality that social media presents. this was another song that i wrote years ago during a time i was borderline addicted to being on social media and felt crippled by the comparisons i was recieving. thankfully though, i have recovered from this period in my life but it was still a song that i knew i needed to have on this album since i'm an awful liar and there was no way i'd feel proud of myself if i released an album, my first ever, and didn't let people know what was once happening within myself whilst growing up in front of the entire world whilst they were watching me at every formula one grand prix.

song ten: 'enough for you' is the last song on this album and this is another song about the same ex best friend that is mentioned in happier. all throughout high school, i worshipped this girl and looking back, it was depressing and heartbreaking because of how awful she was from the beginning and i never noticed. and then when i did start to notice it as i got older, i tried to do every little thing i could because, like the title of the song suggested, i just wanted to be enough for her. all i wanted was for her to like me and actually treat me like i was her best friend and not like i was the dirt on the back of her shoe which was the way she treated me. and then in my last year of high school, she started to realise that as it got closer to applying for universities within england and internationally and wouldn't be able to control me anymore like she could at school, she got even worse. her biggest thing was she needed to be in control all the time, every single day and when she wasn't and something didn't go her way, she'd take it out on me and the friend group. and it wasn't just verbally it was also physical. to the point i'd come home with bruises because of how many times throughout the last year of high school she'd lose control over me and the other friends.

song ten cont.: and then, i hit a breaking point and i cut all ties with her before our graduation. as it had now been announced, by me publically, as to where it was i was going to for college and that i was indeed moving to hawaii like speculated by those in the f1 world. she got real mad at that that she decided to publically comment and ask me, as though we were still buddy-buddy, as to why i didn't tell her that i was going to hawaii pacific. and i told her, straight up, as many people saw, liked and replied to, that i knew she'd react horribly, been a jerk and tell me to come back home. with the reasoning being that she can't handle not having the same control over me in college that she had during high school. like the song says in the end 'you say i'm never satisfied, but that's not me, it's you. cause all i ever wanted was to be enough but i don't think anything could ever be enough for you. enough for you, oh. no, nothing's enough for you' and it's true because nothing could ever be enough for her no matter how hard you try you can never be enough for her and that's fine with me because i don't want to be enough for her because i don't need to be anymore and quite frankly, that is more than okay. i just hope that she's enough for herself because once she figures that out, i think she'll realise just how awful she is as a human being and maybe think about changing the way she views everyone around her instead of just making everything about her above everyone else.

so, that is the album breakdown of my debut album 'little life'. i really hope you guys enjoy this album because it has been a pleasure to write this and to be able to finally share it with you all! also, comment down below which track number/song title you are claiming (i claim five, six, two and ten btw) 💌

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maxverstappen1 this is an amazing album breakdown and i cannot wait to finally hear it when it's released here in monaco! i claim five, six, seven, two and ten!

y.nhorner maxverstappen1 thank you maxie and good choices of track claiming but just so you know, you guys on the grid can claim the whole album ;)

noahkahan this is such a good tracklist and an amazing album breakdown! i am so incredibly proud of you for your debut album release! and tracks two & four are mine to claim!

y.nhorner noahkahan thank you noah! you know i couldn't have done it without you and, classic choices!

taylorswift omg i am so proud of you, y.n and thank you for covering 'never grow up' so of course that is the track i claim but i also claim track two!

y.nhorner taylorswift thank you so much tay! i love you so much and good choices

logansargeant this is an amazing feat, n.n and i cannot wait to hear this when it comes out! and can i cheekily claim the entire album???

y.nhorner logansargeant thank you logie and of course you can claim the whole album, the entire grid can!

charlesleclerc bursting with pride for you mon ange! and every single track is mine thank you ma'am!

y.nhorner charlesleclerc thank you cha-cha! and yes, every single track is yours mon ange!

landonorris can i claim the entire album under the act of proudest best friend ever?!

y.nhorner landonorris yes you can lando hehe

christianhorner proudest dad ever! i have to claim slipping through my fingers and never grow up of course!

y.nhorner christianhorner thank you daddio and of course, what great songs to claim!

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[caption 1: wait, where am i going lovelies🛫💌. caption 2: where's my redbull at babes? caption 3: home sweet home all way in japan with daddio and a max, lando and oscar 1,2,3💌]

landonorris has replied to y.nhorner's story i still cannot believe you surprised us like that!

y.nhorner was it a good surprise at least?

landonorris abso-fucking-lutely, y.n! that was probably why max, oscar and i were on the podium, we had our lucky charm!

y.nhorner aw, i love you sm lando! glad this made you all happy!

maxverstappen1 has replied to y.nhorner's story welcome back little shit! that was so sneaky of you!

y.nhorner hehe, it really was sneaky but i'm glad i got to see win another grand prix, maxie! it felt so much better being there live then watching it on my tv in my dorm room with the girls in the sorority house

maxverstappen1 do you know when you have to go back if i have to bring it back down a sec?

y.nhorner not until after last race of the season, there is no way i'm missing out on you getting your fourth consecutive championship! the one year i could potentially miss it will not be happening! can't break the winning streak now maxie!

oscarpiastri has replied to y.nhorner's story well this was a nice surprise to see after getting a podium in japan!

y.nhorner glad to hear you appreciated it oscy! i am truly fighting jet lag though right now that all the adrenaline has left my body from the race so i think i might go to sleep soon

oscarpiastri if you're tired n.n, you don't have to keep responding, you can fall asleep sweets! i won't be mad and i'm sure the other drivers that you haven't responded to yet won't get mad and they'll understand

y.nhorner thanks oscy...goodnight 💌

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wowza, that took way longer than i thought it would to write but i am so proud of myself because this truly came out of nowhere! also i do apologise if anything is incorrect like i know that the podium photo was from a couple years ago but pretend it's from this year lol. and i know i copied some of the album breakdowns from olivia's legitimate genius page because it made sense to do so! if you guys want a part two, i'm sure i can do that since i really did love writing this and would love to if i can find more ideas for this to make it into a little mini series!

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these people make it up They only said that in each story because it's all the opposite of Natalie, if she were brunette and a foreigner, they would say that his soulmate is an American blonde😂

Yas!!! Omg y’all, literally today, they pumped out another reading saying that now there’s “2 blondes” that are supposed to be his partner lol and the admins are saying that even though Evan has a soulmate out there he might not end up with her?? I really don’t understand the whole tarot thing, I feel like they just tell the readers what they wanna hear for a while and then switch up to keep things interesting….🤦‍♀️

that last part is true lol it’s a mixture of the normal people in the fandom putting on the pressure by calling out their behavior encouraging natalie to receive hate, and the fact that they were obviously wrong about their relationship at the start, because they said it was just a sexual hookup type thing. it’s so weird how natalie/evan becoming serious has upset and baffled these weirdos to the point they now have to make clear “evan might not end up with his soulmate” when the soulmate in their head is a young girl on tumblr who was trying to write a self insert fanfiction, where she was evan’s lost soulmate in another country LMAO pleeeease.

the sum of their readings nowadays are like.. hey, it might work out but it might not! so basically, you need tarot to tell you this? that’s common sense, most relationships don’t last forever. natalie and evan aren’t special in that regard, how about you just wish them well and keep it moving, and if they break up tomorrow, behave normally? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[cryptometaphor]

Me: I should message Liz just out of nowhere with an ai generated message that sounds professional sending her a bill of 1200 $Kamala for the insolence of breaking up with me. A 400 interest rate for each week.

Admin of stream: wtf

Sarah: That's so fucking based. Can I send it instead? I feel like I should be the one to send it.

Me: Yeth <3 and calm down guy, that's like 10 dollars in usd lol.

Admin: usdeez nuts, that's still... Just so insane. Like, it's so petty, and...

Roastie: It's stalker behavior

Me: (nasal voice) "It's stalker behavior" shutup bitch. Even your broke ass can afford ten dollars. It's justice. It's a transparent judiciary instead of black people in low income neighborhoods spending their life in prison.

Roastie: wtf are you even talking about? Are you insane?

Me: Oh so now I'm not a stalker anymore but insane?

Roastie: I didn't say it stopped you from being a stalker just...the priorities changed...

Sarah: WHY DO YOU HATE FUN?!

Admin: How is this fun? Opening old wounds? An argument? Someone inevitably says something hurtful?

Me doing my Cristian Bale voice: I'M JUSTICE SIMPLER, I'M GOTHAM'S RECKONING

Sarah: lol! Admin: Why are you enabling this? lol

Me: WHAT MAKES UP... 50% of the crime rate but only 15% of the population? ENOUGH OF YOUR GAMES SIMPLER. I am the night...

Sarah: omggggg I love it

Roastie: Weren't you just telling us to sympathize for blacks now you're making jokes like that?

Admin: He's a liberal. That's what they do.

Black atheist man: I was gonna go to bed and y'all be talking about black people when my back it turned. Typical white behavior

Me still doing Bale voice: Ah, Nightwing... Help me beat up my ex for ten dollars. We must save Gotham.

Black atheist man: ...NIGGA AM I NIGHTWING CAUSE I'M BLACK

Sarah: Yes

Black atheist man: I did not ask you FEMALE

Roastie: What's wrong with being female?

Me: Everything

Roastie: Sarah is female.

Me: She has female genitalia yes.

Roastie: Then that's a female dumbass.

Me: That's very transphobic of you Joker...

Sarah: Ew, I don't wanna be some fat FtM trans who thinks not showering for two weeks makes me a man.

Me: Yeah but if you did that it'd be boy-smell so it's fine.

(literally everyone groans)

Admin: Gross

Black atheist: Freaky ass nigga

Roastie: I hate you so much Jim (I'm just giggling and smoking)

Sarah: Y'all niggas can't appreciate a good menace to society

Black atheist: THAT IS NOT YOUR WORD WHITE BITCH

Sarah: I'M MAKING IT MY WORD MONKEY-MAN

Admin: Ok that was uncalled for

Me: Well we're doing the Batman thing so that's why he's monkey-man. He has the strength and agility of ten monkeys.

Sarah: LOL

Admin: That was not her aim and you know it. God... You two play off of each other

Sarah: It's called a healthy relationship. You should try it some time.

Me: He can't cause he's an incel but somehow it's still men's fault.

Admin: YOU KNOW I COULD JUST KICK BOTH OF YOU

Me: See? I touched a nerve

Admin: I literally sleep with like three girls at the same time

Me: That's not a big accomplishment dude, I've done that.

Sarah: You better not be doing that shit now.

Me: Hon, we talk like several hours a day half of it here. If I was screwing around you'd know about it.

Sarah: THAT'S NOT A NO THOUGH lol

Black atheist: He could do better

Sarah: Fuck you monkey-man

Me: I couldn't. But I appreciate the offer monkey-man. You keep metropolis safe.

Black atheist: Ok one, the next person to call me that is getting shot.

Sarah: Typical behavior.

Black atheist: Shutup. Secondly, I am not offering. Gay nigga.

Admin: He does that all the time. He thinks EVERYBODY wants him.

Me: Noone proves to me they don't.

Admin: The fact you have exes kinda proves they don't.

Me: Thus proving you two wanna be my next mistakes.

Admin: THAT'S NOT HOW PROOF WORKS

Roastie: Just admit you're gay Jim, God damn.

Me: You'd be watching ya cuck

Black atheist: Can women even be cucks?

Me: I mean sure they can.

Sarah: Stop trying to groom my boyfriend into your cuckold fantasies.

Roastie: I'm not grooming anybody! Ahhhhhh! How are you both this crazy?!

Sarah: "Take your meds schizo!" Fucking reddit trash bitch.

Me: You're cute when you're angry Sarah: You're always cute

Admin: Both of you need meds. Prozac or Zoloft is sounds like.

[askjingrandet]

hey my bro, so...i have this weird thought of mine...

erm...anyways- so i imagined you as a woman with a big rack, bob cut with spiky (?) bangs, and you being a woman you would look good in both suits, corsets, and dresses 🫣. i think you would still like women tho 👀 but of course you also like men as well 😏...and you still like badonkers despite having one, oh and...i have a feeling you would smirk and tease to those people who are distracted and flustered looking at your honkaroos.

i won't blame them like I WOULD GET SO DOWN BAD AND ILL GET ON MY KNEES, ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU LIKE PLEASE LET ME BURY MY FACE ONTO YOUR CHERRIES- 🫢

so...let me reveal myself...what if i told you that this bro of yours...is actually a girl herself...🥲

of course no guy could type like this and it's so obvious man-

and i don't actually blame you since I ALSO LIKE WOMEN RIFNEKDMEM LIKE THEY ARE SOOO FINE- im attracted to emma as well 🤭

LIKE HEAR ME OUT- I JUST ALSO LOVE WOMEN BUT NO WORRIES I STILL LOVE MEN TOO EDIENDKEMSKSM-

okay i should shut up, i talked too much 😔

- you already know me, im THAT same anon

Hey there anon you ready?

Ok so as I said yesterday I put a lot of thought into what I'd look like as a woman and I've got it! I would definitely have very nice boobs, not too big to smoother but big enough to fill some big hands and after conferring with my admin lady that size would definitely be DD (admin here: please no more boobs for awhile I beg you he gets too descriptive lol). Of course I would rock any type of look but I think my go to would probably be tight slacks with a white blouse and navy blue corset on top...ya definitely, some nice gold trim on it. Think the one area I would disagree with you on is I'd have longer hair, not that there's anything wrong with short hair and the spiked look would be interesting but I'd want something different from my current style. Plus there's something about running your fingers through some nice silky locks, gotta imagine it feels good on the receiving end too.

Of course I would distract everyone and not just with my boobs. I would be just as sexy as a woman as I am as a man if not sexier! I Mean you're already getting worked up over me as a woman so I gotta be smokin'.

Emma is pretty hot, she hides that hourglass of hers a little too much but that's part of her allure. Liking both is fine, gives you more options and hey when it comes to loving somebody you love what's on the inside right? The packaging is just the bonus! You love whichever you want, I'm sure that person will have a very interesting and full life with ya.

Don't ever be worried about talkin too much to me. I know sometimes I'm busy with my duties or going out on dates but I will always answer you back.

Edit: opps I forgot to add, if I was a woman I'd still definitely love the ladies. I love women too much to ever not love them! More boobs would just mean more fun 😉

[starjxsung]

STAR!!! LOML!!! 💖🌟💕 I AM SORRY IT HAS TAKEN ME SO LONG TO RESPOND!!! ahhh work sounds so ahhhhh *hugs* I hope you're able to find the time you need to get the rest you need <333 sending infinite warm hugs and snacks <333 AND YAYYYYY IM SO HAPPY UR ABLE TO GET INTO DOING WHAT YOU LOVE AGAIN (writing) the Bang Chan fic was AHHHHH SO GOOD!??!?! I could just feel your love and passion for writing as I was reading🥺 and I am glad your kitty is doing well too 😻and that things are feeling better and more back to normal (we love being surrounded by our kpop things and our people who care about us <333) I am working at the speech arts academy still!! (ya girl got a pay raiseee) WEH i hope to get my first tattoo(s?) in november? when the sun isnt out and i wont fry them LOL i will send photos when I do get em hehehehe life update: south africa guy and I are still vibin 😎 been seeing lots of friends i leave for a family trip to norway, denmark, and sweden in 14 days (first time in europe!) i hate uni course registration and the admin are so unhelpful. i am so done.

anyways, LIFE UPDATE!??!? I WANNA HEAR HOW YOURE DOING!!! xoxo 🌱

MY ANGEL BABY SUNSHINEEEEEE LIL SPROUT 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶👼🤞

RAHHHH work has been insane oh my GODDDDD my boss has been really supportive but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t just sleep all day after bc in been so mentally and physically exhausted and it’s ruining my sleep schedule 😭 IT’S OK THO Lolla soon and Ateez so I have to keep going 🤞

I’M SO GLAD YOU LOVED CHANNIE FIC I LOV UUUUUU also congrats on the PAY RAISE????? THATS SO EXCITING HELLO ????? Yes pls send pics of first tattoo AHHHH I’m so excited I remember my first tattoo like it was yesterday (I’m so fucking old you guys) also my dad finally saw the skz tattoo I’ve been hiding from him for a year and he didn’t really care so I’m gonna book my next few tattoos soon LMFAOOOFKFKDKD I see opportunity and I take it 🫶

EUROPE???? GASSPPPPPPPP SHE’S SO INTERNATIONAL YOU GUYS…… have the best time and take SO many pictures for me !!!!! I can’t wait to hear all about it !!!!!!!!!!! Also keep me posted on South Africa guy *wink wink* we love him on this blog

Also uni registration my fucking OPP….. the counselors being so unhelpful really just the icing on the cake huh. Like what is your job if not to HELP STUDENTS……

ANYWAYS I’m doing so good I have so many concerts coming up but also SO much work to get done before then so it’s fr crunch time over here 🏋️‍♀️ I’m also alone at my apartment bc my sister’s staying with my parents for a bit and it’s so much fun omg when I first moved in I had the place to myself for a bit and I just love being alone the older I get. Being alone and napping w my cat my beloved ‼️‼️ unmatched

HAVE THE BEST FUCKING TRIP EVERRRRRRR I CANT WAIT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT I love you so much my sprout take good care of yourself !!!!! 💝💖🩷💘💓💫🫶

[ahqkas]

OKAY ANOTHER ROBLOX STORY TIME, THIS HAPPENED OF COURSE THIS NIGHT/MORNING… OKAY SO LIKE MY GANG OF THREE FRIENDS AND MY DECIDED TO PLAY HORROR GAMES TOGETHER! YIPEE AND IT WAS SO FUN! But like the thing was that MY BESTIE JAY, YES JAY HAD A CASEHO FUCKIN LEGO AVATAR….THIS BIG BIDY BUILT FRIDGE BOY (my friend not caseho😕) LITERALLY BLOCKED MY WHOLE SCREEN WHEN DOING A HORROR CHALLENGE AND EVEN OUR FRIENDS KEPT CALLIN EM “fat ass” “love ya ass!” “You’re blocking my screen!”

IT WAS BASICALLY GIVING SOUTH PARK ASS HUMOR AND JAY WAS PRACTICALLY CARTMAN 😭😭 BUT IT WAS FUNNY WHEN PLAYING AN OG HORROR GAME THO LOL

I screamed like once…a true horror scream to the point I felt my face do a weird ass look…I felt like Dylan o’brien- 😭😭 ANYWAYS, me and Jay were the only ones awake after 1 am hit lol so we went to our usual rp games…lord can I tell you daliah (hopefully that’s how you spell your name ofc. Sorry if it’s wrong) that it was chaotic as HELL! SOMEONE CALLED US BIG BACKS, BEFORE THE GANG FELL ASLEEP SOMEONE ASSUMED ME, JAY, AND ANOTHER FRIEND WERE ALL DATING EACH OTHER 😭😭 but tbh I like going with the flow so I kinda enjoyed making people believe it but yeah. Anyways tho, we had fun of course but me and Jay did not like this one sever we was browsing. The sever was disgusting, like not a bad way I suppose . But like unhinged and shocking at what people were saying. (Mostly the admins) there is this thing where it’s called “Tea ping” and apparently it’s supposed to be gossip about people in the sever and I decided to be a girl for a second and next thing I know I’m on it 😕. I didn’t get upset or anything. But shocked and confused. So I changed back to a boy and nothin else happened

Anyways that all I have, sorry if it’s longer than the other stories I told you lol.

-🍕 (p.s. me and Jay agree to never go into another wild sever again)

what horror games were yall playing ?? 😭😭 and like ,, is roblox always this funny? bc i was considering once to give the game a chance but i got bored of it sooo

[burgerror]

Hey y'all, it's ya girl, [NAME REDACTED], here at the burgerror enrichment activity center :) We got the big announcement this morning I think maybe I shouldn't have been looking up so much porn on this work computer... I hope admin doesn't notice it was me LOL

Anyway I've been trying to figure out what this stain on my chair is and I think it's blood? I managed to get the stain out though, shoutout to [NAME REDACTED] for getting me some cleaning chemicals :)

[studymustelid]

December 23rd, 2023 at 9:06 p.m.

First entry! I'm sitting around like SpongeBob when he had to write that essay. In this case the essay is my prerequisite quiz. I've been basically on-and-off in trying to learn python but I have to buckle down because I have to pass a quiz in order to take the programming class at my school (and they only let you take the quiz once! Once!! (A semester))

It's a little deranged I think, to only let us take it once, but one of the admin people explained that it was because they only have the one set of questions, lol. Even so, I looked at the practice questions and they're way over my head as it stands. I don't have much time so I'm hoping for a miracle and that it just clicks, ya know?

My job search has been blah. I don't have any clinical research experience so all of those guys have not taken very kindly to me. I had an interview a month ago and they said they'd get back to me in a week and well...

I started applying to environmental health and safety jobs. We'll see what happens as I progress. I'd really like to gain domain knowledge and get into consulting at like, Deloitte. I think that'd be cool. But that'd probably be in like a year, I guess. I asked a girl I'm connected with on linkedin about working at Deloitte and she answered pretty quickly. I'm kinda scared to open up and respond but I'm happy she did. I really hope I'll get a nice paying job once I graduate. My parents keep mentioning folks they know who are making 60k+ and all majored in psych and that's got me down because they're marveling at those folks meanwhile I'm struggling to get hired.

Don't get a BSPH kids! Save it for the masters!

-studymustelid

[dispatches-from-the-lorecord]

Rivals? Rivals! (Plus some stuff about Vu)

[February 3, 2023]

{Haji:}

Who are all the prominent Rivals you can think of?

{ARAlpha:}

Do Parker and Dolly/Barbara count since they were each other's rivals?

But also Blue in the original run was seen as a follower of Dome, making him an indirect ally of Bill

{Haji:}

I personally am not counting rival hosts because they have their own long storyline

I know of

- Blue (the last obstacle for Red. Staunch Domeist. May be the same one with Abe.)

- Brendan T. Birch (the survivor / keeps an eye on A-Chan)

- Pearl (Fellow gambler and on the run with Napoleon. May be the same one from R.Plat)

- 4 (The Glitch Hunter after Aoooo)

- N (Gazillion crowns and often shipped with Jimmy)

- Shauna (often shipped with D)

- Wally (some lore about being a Bill clone)

- Greens (Both Moemon and Touhoumon had a Green but Touhoumon's was a girl. Moemon Green was a huge jerk calling Athena rat face and was part of the problem in a system that had Moemon as second-class citizens)

- Raijin (Brendan of Alpha Sapphire. Real music snob who liked classical and dismissive of Nina's DJ-ing. / Possibly onto her about being an Aqua and ready to get her deported if he can catch proof)

- Azure (oh Azure where to begin?)

- Mura (Wizard angry that Paul is a natural talent at magic when he's been studying and Paul would rather go into business)

- Hau (I don't know if Sun got any but Waning Moon had lost host lore as Quips)

- R. Hurt (Fellow doctor with Alek. May or may not be corrupt)

- Trevor (Team Flare Admin), Tierno (Team Flare Grunt) Shauna (Heir to Mega Evolution Guru) Calem (Trying to find who he wants to be, I think he ended up as a Punk)

- Rocket (Still mostly Silver but his ties to Team Rocket are more obvious. Tends to be more ruthless as well)

- Blue (Red0 was always told to keep away from him by the Cult, but he's honestly just worried about him)

- Alaija (baby... Reluctantly ends up helping Dippy and more open about his family issues)

- Cedric Diamond (Glitch on the reader gave us his name, close friend of Izzy / may be a fellow paranormal agent)

- Yang (Reese is ignoring the plot, sees himself as the hero)

- May (Yandere for Ebnert, nearly destroys the world when he rejects her)

- ChereN and Chili (Mars' rivals. Both are concerned about Cilan being head of Plasma)

- Hugh (Glitch Hunter having conflict about hurting Forrest)

{ARAlpha:}

Okay, well you already covered the rivals in way more detail, so I might not be much help here, lol

{Newbie:}

There's also Logan from RTHE, who is the "hero" of the story yet killed one of Quotes's pokemon with self-destruct :Kappa:

I'm not sure if there's any prominent lore surrounding Logan in the original TriHard Emerald

{Haji:}

Oh that's right! He hates her for being a gang member, right ?

{Newbie:}

Yep

Super self-righteous

Had some pretty smothering parents, got the old gym leader before Norman fired when his parents sued the guy for child endangerment. And also Quotes stole his college fund

{Haji:}

I had fun with Rocket in my summary having 🎵 Rocket Man 🎵 come up whenever he showed up but that's just me 😂

{AIpha:}

How could I forget Quotes robbing Logan's house, I had a headcanon that Vu didn't approve, but Quotes stole a bottle of milk from the fridge to bribe the cat

{Newbie:}

bribe the cat

Lmao

{Krizste:}

i remember doing abhiwg (burning red) as kinda a goof. get all up in ya space for the giggles.

worlds makin no sence but the mans just livin wimsy. maybe he keeps bugging kay bc kay is clealy investigating it

{Haji:}

That would make sense ☺️

[espship18]

when will ships be updated ?

I don't even know if anyone will see this- but I'm answering it anyway!

Hello beautiful people! I took an unintentional hiatus, but now that I got my laptop back together and some time on my hands, I’m ready to start writing ships again! I’ve been desperate to come back so I’ll be posting again super soon! 

~STA

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

Hey tweam, what’s your opinion on that tumblr blog that had all the tarot readings about Evan and his life, his relationships and soulmate? They deleted everything and I can’t find their blog! 😫

The blog was fun to look at, but I could have argued with them up and down. Some things they were coming up with could be contradictory. Anyhow, the admin was always really respectful in answering the asks, but I feel like that was the equivalent of her "professional phone voice" lol. As soon as Natalie was seen with Evan at the bar, right after Peru, the shit hit the fan and things got weird. It went from 0 to 300 in .5 seconds. She was literally answering asks just saying "it's not Evan with her, end of story. He was seen at a bar 25 min away and there's no way he could be there too." Ok, it's called a cab drive. Then one of the readers was like "how is that him, wasn't he just in Peru?" Uh, yea. But, now he's back? Then she just kinda lost it and closed the blog. The soulmate thing was the weirdest. They are adamant she was from overseas. But, the way it seemed to me and I could be wrong, all of them are. So, were they just wishful thinking? And I have watched some Tarot videos done by other people. And some of the things said sounded familiar if ya catch my drift...Oh! And the love language reading they did, I wanted to say something because everything they said could literally be spotted in pictures of him and Emma. That gave me the spiritualism era vibe when people would look at your environment and then act like they were telling you something you didn't already know. I don't know. It's not that I don't believe in it. And I'm sure they all do and that's fine. Your beliefs are your beliefs. I think that's what ultimately sent the admin over the edge. I just didn't get total genuine vibes from the readings.

Sorry, there's no Evan so I had to give my two cents. He needs to come back and entertain us!!!

thank you for sharing your thoughts. i was pretty clueless as to the actual content of their blog until someone messaged me they were lowkey taking shots at me, because we were speaking on natalie x evan developments on here. ultimately, the conclusion i came to was much like yours. the arguments such as the beard and hair timeline was…. an odd choice. on multiple instances i saw posts in which the admin referenced tarot readings as if they were factual information, yet completely shut down the possibility of a photo being evan because of his hair/beard/distance of a venue when the answer is so simple, rational and likely 😭 in the span of weeks dude gets a haircut, shaves, and takes an uber to a spot 20 minutes away.. like, girl.