#y'all need to stop

[s-lorelei]

The Romanticization of Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape.

Draco Malfoy is not — I repeat, is not — someone to fawn over. He's not a "sexy, morally grey, rich bad boy", he is a BULLY. He hung around awful people by choice, not because of his father. He bullied Harry, Hermione, and Ron by choice.

The people who adore him either:

1- Are movie-only fans and simp over Tom Felton — who is not Draco Malfoy.

Or.

2- Don't care that he's terrible and choose to love him and say that he's a broken character. That "I can fix him" mentality is what makes people toxic. (And this goes for any book. I'm looking at you, Dark Fantasy readers)

And I know there's those people who are like, "Well, he changed! He changed after he left school and got away from his father!"

I. Don't. Care.

There is absolutely no reason for children to be bullies growing up, no matter who they had for parents. I hear so many people say "I was bullied in school so I became a bully."

No. That's not an excuse. I was bullied in middle school horribly, and I never thought to myself, "huh, y'know what? I'm gonna bully everyone now."

No 👏🏻 excuse 👏🏻

Seriously. Y'all are the same exact people who love Snape, too. Anyone I've met who is smitten with Draco defends Snape's atrocious treatment of his students.

Movie-only Snape lovers out there, I want you to hear this!

He threatened to poison students to test their antidote potions.

He threatened to poison Neville's toad, Trevor, just because Neville had made a mistake.

He forced Neville to disembowl a cauldron of Horned-Toads as a punishment, because he KNEW Neville loved amphibians.

Attempted to embarrass Hermione and Harry by reading a completely untrue article (written by Rita Skeeter) aloud to his class about Hermione "playing with" Viktor Krum's and Harry's feelings and making her out to be a ho, in which he would pause after every line to allow the Slytherin students to laugh.

In the fourth book, Harry and Draco had a mini duel in front of Snape's classroom while they were all waiting for him to show up; Draco's spell hit Hermione and caused her front teeth to grow super long. When Harry pointed this out right after Snape had taken points from Gryffindor, Snape looked at Hermione and said, "I see no difference."

He tormented Harry about his father on mutiple occasions. And, though Snape had his reasons to loathe James Potter, there was no provocation from Harry and, therefore, Snape had no reason to get involved. (You should, in no way, give children the image that their parents were/are bad. Let them learn that for themselves.)

Accused Harry of stealing from his office (in greater loathing than the movies, aka riled Harry up about his father just to make him angry and possibly let slip that he did it).

Tried to get Sirius killed, even though he had no business in the matter.

Refused to let Harry pass into Dumbledore's office when he found a delirious Barty Crouch in the woods.

And many, many other things.

All in all, Snape is horrible, and no amount of "Always" will change my mind.

Anywho, that concludes the end of another rant because I've typed way too much.

EDIT (for the people who have #no reading comprehension): This is a post about ADULT Snape. I am NOT talking about child Snape. He had every right to despise James (as I mentioned), and Sirius, and Professor Lupin, and Peter (although he doesn't matter because everyone thought he was dead). I have no idea what kind of high some of you all are on, but I'm clearly talking about Snape as a professor, in which he belittles children who don't know any better.

He bullies Harry for being James's son, but what was his reasoning for picking on Neville constantly, hm? Did Frank Longbottom make fun of Snape in school? We don't know because it wasn't mentioned at all. A teacher is meant to help students grow, not beat them down until they feel so useless they wanna disappear. In this case, Snape's actions are not redeemable at all.

[itz-pandora]

Chat you guys need to puT ME DOWN

[gemma-and-helly-shouldvebeenbros]

someone called Luigi the 'Hamburglar' I'm done

[soullessseraphim]

"oh, but can [blank] beat Goku?" ; "Can Goku beat [blank]? I think not" ; "Lol Goku would obliterate [blank]"

Goku was killed by a heart virus.

[thediamondarcher]

I'm tired asf of seeing people shipping Kit Connor with every human being who's near him

[nakedmonkey]

There are smarter more eloquent ways to say this but the general like cultural canonization of Gen z is kinda idiotic and tbh harmful.

[darkstarshine]

Gently reminding that

✨️ Coriolanus Snow and President Snow are the same person ✨️

[cotaco-witch-blog]

Gonna preface this by saying that I really dislike wandering-wolf/Kay. I think he's a dick. I think he's way more dangerous than proship Tumblr likes to admit. He's way too into YA and middle grade stuff, while also happily admitting to being a freak on main.

That said.

Don't misgender people. Whoever is harassing him needs to stop. I don't know if the story he's telling about who it is is true, but if it is... Dude, I thought you were better than that. Seriously. We're all adults here, you should know not to call people slurs and misgendering them.

Do better.

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[lilysworldofjoy]

THIS. Freaking THIS.

For the Littles Here, This video contains: bad words! Mental health references! And some mentions that may be troubling for your little ears to listen too! For further notice this is simply a video saying. "Regression is not a kink."

[throesofincreasingwonder]

You know what? I want a whole post for this:

Sex Repulsion is not the same thing as, or an excuse for, Sex Negativity

non-negotiable!

I am a sex-repulsed asexual. This means that I am uncomfortable and repulsed by the idea of engaging in sexual acts. This does not mean that I have an excuse to be repulsed by other people's sexual attraction or the right to police how other people engage in or express sexual acts or attraction.

Young queer people need to learn the difference between sex repulsion and sex negativity, and actively work to unlearn sex-negative attitudes. Asexuality, even sex-repulsed asexuality, is and should be fully compatible with sex positivity.

If you are uncomfortable with the idea of other people feeling sexual attraction or engaging in sexual acts that do not involve you in any way, that is not sex repulsion it is the cultural Christianity and you need to seriously work on that.

[angelshizuka]

A difference between a good father and a bad father is how a good father feels absolute horror and regret when he realizes he forgot an important event, while a bad father wouldn't.

[sodaequalsbubbles]

Datv after Weisshaupt: "We need to fix our personal problems before doing anything else."

(threw this together in 5 min)

[thevoidstaredback]

Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant

Listen. It was an accident. He didn't mean to! It just kinda happened.

So maybe he brought a drink with enough caffeine in it to kill an elephant within a few minutes, and maybe he forgot to put the sleeve on his cup so he could tell it apart from the others, but it's not his fault! He didn't think anyone else was going to have the exact same Yeti cup as him! It's not like he'd seen any of the others carry one before. Besides, he worked with superheros. They should be smart enough to check before drinking someone else's drink.

Danny had been summoned by the Justice League Dark a few years back in order to help with a world ending crisis and he just didn't leave. It's not like he could go anywhere anyway. His ghost half hadn't grown past fourteen and his human half had stopped visibly aging at eighteen. He'd had to leave town as Danny Fenton, but he'd stayed in Amity Park as Danny Phantom. When his parents died of old age, thank god, he'd closed down the portal, stuck around for a few more years, before traveling the world as Danny Fenton.

Anyway, he'd taken up residence in the House of Mysteries after the JLD had summoned him. Constantine, at first, had been wary, but he and the rest of the JLD had grown to accept him. He was an honorary member of the team.

At some point, just after Robin had become Red Robin, Danny had been introduced to the Justice League. He liked those guys, too, and worked with them sometimes. Though, he usually only went to bug them.

Red Robin had been very interested in the fact that his was fourteen and working with grown heros, like he was one to talk, but Danny hadn't explained anything other than saying that he had died and come back. The following conversation was an interesting one that lead to Danny knowing that Nightwing was the Batman he'd met and that Batman was lost somewhere. He'd confirmed that the man was not dead, but he hadn't offered to help look for him. He probably should have, in retrospect.

Back on topic! Everyone in the JLD knew not to touch Danny's drink. They'd all seen him make it before and had been horrified on varying degrees. It's not like it could kill him. He's already half dead! So long as he only drank this specific brew as Phantom, he'd be fine.

The Justice League, apparently, didn't get the memo. He blames Constantine because Zatanna and Raven can do no wrong. No, John, he's not biased.

The point is, Red Robin just had a sip of Danny's drink. The horror he now felt was akin to the fear he held when he'd told his parents he was Phantom. (An interaction that had gone very well, thank you very much.)

Danny knew the exact moment that the vigilante realized he grabbed the wrong drink. His eyes widened to an astonishing degree, and, if he'd been able to seen his eyes behind the mask, Danny knew that the man's pupils would've completely overtaken the irises. His hands started shaking, too. Oh, no. The man's already addicted to hellish amounts of coffee. This is only going to make it worse!

Quickly, and without drawing any attention, thank the Ancients, Danny rushed over. "You, um, you okay, man?" Obviously not, but he tends to talk when he's anxious and he was certainly anxious right now. He could've possibly just killed a man via poison!

"What the fuck is in this coffee?" Red Robin asked, going to take another sip.

Danny pulled the Yeti from his hand and gave him the proper one. "Enough caffeine to kill an elephant."

"Obviously not, seeing as I'm still alive."

"Yeah, I can't tell if that's a good thing or not."

"Excuse me?"

"I-I mean-! I didn't-! You know what I mean." Caffeine is poisonous in excess, and his drink was way beyond excess, but it's the only thing that works for him as a ghost! Superpowered metabolism and all that.

"Do I?" The laugh in his voice answered for him. He took a sip from his drink and frowned at it. "I don't think any coffee will ever be enough again."

"And that's my cue to get my drink very far away from you." Danny turned, fully intent on moving to the other side of the room. Besides, the meeting was going to start as soon as the Flash and Kid Flash arrived, which would be soon. Something about one of their Rouges getting out?

"What?" Red Robin asked, "Why?" If he was a little desperate to get another sip of that coffee, he'd rather not acknowledge it.

"Because you don't need anymore lethal coffee," he muttered, "The sip you took will already keep you awake for three days at least, and it probably jump started an addiction. Best to stop it now. Besides, I need to go have my crisis on how the hell you're still alive after even a sip of this stuff."

"Again, rude." The bird themed vigilante crossed his arms as best he could while holding his cup. "If it's so dangerous, why do you drink it?"

Danny took a deliberate sip as he locked eyes with the technically younger man. "I'm dead. I don't need to worry about my heart stopping or having a seizure."

"Excuses."

"No, it's not 'excuses'. I'm saving your life."

"You're a kid. If I can't have that coffee, then you shouldn't be having it."

"First, I'm older than you. Second, I already told you: I'm dead. This isn't going to hurt me. Third, you can't tell me what to do."

"There's no way you're older than me. You're like, ten."

"I'm thirty-eight!" He balked, "I only look fourteen because I died when I was fourteen. We've been over this."

Neither noticed the entire Justice League looking at them. The two they were waiting on had arrived a few minutes ago and everyone was ready to start the meeting, but they'd been distracted by the two's conversation. Was that true? Had Phantom really died so young? They'd all been made aware he was not living, but they didn't think he'd died so young! Though, that was probably the denial speaking.

The Justice League Dark had been fully aware of this and didn't really bat an eye. Though, someone should probably get this meeting started. A potentially world ending threat was the topic, and that was a pretty important thing to discuss.

Captain Marvel was the first to pull himself together, though that was only after Atlas and Zeus had mentally slapped him out of his stupur. "As, ah, riveting as this conversation is," he stepped between the two boys- er, boy and man? "we really need to start this meeting."

Batman did not clear his throat because he'd not lost his voice in the first place. "He's right. Everyone take your seats."

Storyboard Part 2

[cosmicredcadet]

All this aroace character shipcourse has proven to me that a majority of people that interact in fandom cannot actually interact with characters and media outside of shipping and genuinely I believe you need to learn how to interact with media outside of shipping.

[tyreblankets]

"lando adopted franco uwu" no he didn't. he is only three years older. that man is not a father. he wants to fuck that guy.