#y'all are fucking useless
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there's something to be said about people voting for a man who can't string together a coherent sentence for the life of him because his brain is soup, who has threatened mass deportation, who has threatened a complete rollback of the rights we started to hope for and a literal convicted felon (mind you) all because a woman of color running the country seemed a bit too much for them.
#edited because someone reminded me of the criminal record which funny enough escaped me#and for all of you jill stein voters i hope you burn for eternity#once again america has fallen for the last second 'vote 3rd party' myth when#NONE OF Y'ALL DID THE COMMUNITY WORK IN THE LAST 4 YEARS TO MAKE 3RD PARTY VIABLE#y'all are fucking useless#as if a trump win helps anyone in palestine and as if a third party win is remotely possible in this world#the people that cared about palestine above all were the folks on the left so those who moved to third party gave up a left leaning vote#personal
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I often feel like people forget that both Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu got fucked over in the transmitgation with Shen Yuan dying and being forced to live as someone to fix that person's mistakes and Shen Jiu being forced out of his body so someone could live his life better than he did. Both of them got the shit end of the deal, that's the whole point of it, Shen Yuan may have gotten his happy ending but he'll never be his own person and he's at the mercy of the system for the rest of his life and Shen Jiu never got a happy ending but now he'll never get tortured in the most cruel ways possible and live knowing he indirectly caused the death of the person he loved the most
#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#svsss#scum villain#scum villans self saving system#i've never seen a more useless discourse#Shen Yuan wanted to be Shen Qingqiu as much as Shen Jiu wanted to be forced out of his body#oh but he started using his name immediately#he's a nerd with little to no sense of self#he also wouldn't have many feelings abt Shen Qingqiu in the start when all he knew him as was a one-dimensional villain character#y'all are so addicted to making woobies out of character y'all don't stop to think#anyways#shen yuan and shen jiu shoudl fuck it wouldn't fix either of them but it'd be enrichment for the soul
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#hey y'all mind if i [HORRIFIC GUTTERAL SNARLING NOISES] real quick about something utterly inconsequential#ok! so:#listen i know this is gonna be a VERY controversial opinion but. generally i think macOS is a good operating system#and that apple's proprietary software is high quality and intuitive to use. never had any issues with 99.9% of my experiences.#that being said#FUCK imovie. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK were they fucking thinking with imovie.#every time i open this application it makes me want to gouge my eyes out and scream and rip something in half like a whiny toddler.#there are so many extremely simple problems with ZERO FUCKING SOLUTION WHATSOEVER#it's straight up impossible to use. every tiny thing you want to do you have to search it up in their horribly organized guidebook#and then the guidebook is outdated and useless which means you have to google search whatever it is you're trying to do#and the results are full of people with the same fucking problem with NO answers.#i just spent the past hour trying to figure out how to add a single PLAIN TEXT BOX to a video. that's how unusably bad imovie is.#and then there's people in the forums who are like. 'why would you want to add text lol videos are for watching not for reading. idiot'#SUBTITLES MOTHERFUCKER?????????????????? EVER CONSIDERED THAT??? NO OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T. DIP SHITT#[FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WITH RAGE]#i've never had worse displeasure working with any other program in my entire life. godawful. why is it like this. FUCK#*DEEP BREATH*#ok i'm fine i just had to scream into the void for a moment lmao#you know how it is~👉👈🥺#back to your regularly scheduled blond man mockery
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Honestly, Yuki dying still makes no sense. Like, it genuinely baffles me that Gege killed her off, especially like that. You mean to tell me that she was a special grade sorcerer and was killed off that easily? Never mind that Gege didn't do anything to expound and build upon her character and just her as a person. This man ain't never beating those "I hate women" allegations. There's nothing nobody can say that can convince me that he doesn't. Look at how he treats Shoko for crying out loud! And she was friends with Satoru and Suguru, not to mention that her reversed technique is hella useful and interesting, but nope. Look at how certain parts of the fandom undermines her importance and relevance and just sidelines her to being a third wheel in a non canon relationship lmao as if those two weren't her best friends, as if they didn't mean anything to her.
#gege you're a bitch and you know it#when are you bring nobara back huh#yuki did not deserve what happened to her and y'all can kiss my ass if you say otherwise#i'm tired of seeing such interesting female characters sidelined and rendered useless#it irritates the fuck out of me#yuki tsukumo#shoko ieiri#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk spoilers#i guess#my thoughts#my ramblings
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nothing will ever be funnier to me than starting a job and having a coworker twice your age say they don't want petty work place drama
and then they regularly start petty work place drama
#like ma'am you are older than my mother#you have been graduated for longer than i have been ALIVE#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU ARE 16#GIRL#i can't with people#she's so fucking useless#we JUST got talked to by our manager#about not standing around chatting and actually doing work#not even 20 minutes later she's standing around chatting and not working#GIRL!!!!!!!!!#WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!#i can't with people today i just can't#it's been a fucking day y'all#literally feel like im back in high school#im 24 pls#i can't keep doing this#i am fighting for my life#personal rambles#work rambles#ignore this#not stargate
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im so tired of modern comics making female characters all about the men in their life, like dickbabs is clearly forced, and now tom king is taking the clay origin and putting a man at the center of it.
#and i dont even want dickory back#like dick doesnt deserve any of these women#let dick be single again#fuck#and i stand by the fact that trinity is a useless character and tom king should never have written a wonder woman book#tom taylor and tom king when i get my hands on y'all...
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#y'all were really given two equally competent guys and decided one of them is the Scary Badass and the other is the soft uwu damsel huh#like. i love the battle couple vibes they have and i love how they save each other#but when it's always soap having to be saved ?? and he's totally useless without ghost around ??#shut the fuck up and review the source material babes <3333#my man mr soap mactavish does NOT hold the record for the pit (even better than ghost) just to suffer such SLANDER#its soooo hard bearing all the correct cod opinions in the world but by god i am doing it so well#winter speaks#soapghost#call of duty modern warfare
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THE LORE DAMP, THE LORE DAMP, THE LORE DAMP
"Mab was born when the world was young," The Thirstlewitch says. "In those days, we Folk were not so diminished as we are now, when there is so much iron. Our giants were as tall as mountains, our trolls like trees. And hags like myself held the power to bring all manner of things into being. Once a century, there is a convocation of hags, where we, the witches and enchanters, the smiths and makers, come together to hone our craft. It is not for outsiders, but Mab dared enter. She besought us for all that she wanted, the power to create. Not a mere glamour or little workings, but the great magic that we alone possessed. Most turned her away, but there was one who did not. That hag gave unto her the power to create from nothing. And in return, she was to take the hag's daughter and raise the witch child as her heir. At first, Mab did as she was bid. She took for herself the title of the Oak Queen, united the smaller Seelie Courts under her banner and began bestowing sentience on living things. Trees would lift their roots at her beckoning. Grass would scurry around, confusing her enemies. Faeries that had never existed before grew from her hands. And she raised three of the Shifting Isles of Elfhame from the sea."
Oak frowns at the dirt. "Has [ Cardan ] inherited some of her power ? Is that why he can - "
"Patience boy," Says the Thistlewitch. "Prince or not I will tell you in full or I will not tell you at all." [ . . . ] The Thistlewitch clears her throat and begins to speak again. "Mab called the child Mellith, which means 'mother's curse'. Not an auspicious beginning. And yet, it was only when her own daughter was born that she began to think of ways to weasel out of the bargain."
"Clovis, who ruled before my grandfather, Eldred."
The thistlewitch includes her head. "Indeed. In the end, it was a simple trick. Mab boasted again and again that she had discovered a means for Clovis to rule until the rumors finally found their way to the hag. Enraged, she swore to kill Clovis. And so, the hag crept up on where the child slept in the night and fell upon the girl she found there, only to discover she had murdered her own daughter. Mab had bested her. But the hag was able to put a final enchantment on her daughter's heart as it beat its last, for her daughter was a hag too and magic sang through her blood. The hag imbued the heart with the power of anihilation, of destruction, of unmaking. And she cursed Mab, so that piece of her child would be forever tied to the queen's power. She would have to keep the heart by her side for her magic to work. And should she not, it's power would unmake all that she created.
As for Mab, you know the rest. She made an alliance with one of the solitary fey and founded the Greenbriar line. A trickle of her power passed down to her grandson, Eldred, granting him fecundity when so much of Faerie is barren, and to the current High King, Cardan, who pulled a fourth isle from the deep. But a large amount of Mab's power stayed trapped with her remains, confined to her reliquary."
THIS IS HUGE THIS IS HUGE, THIS IS HUGE.
#( 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 ┊ character study )#( 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ┊ headcanons )#( personals do not interact. )#( THIS IS HUGE FOR CARDAN'S FUNDIMENTAL POWER#( my suspicion that cardan has in fact inherited power nearly as strong as Mab's was correct#( he was the only one out of the next 3 rulers of Elfhame - clovis and eldred and himself - that managed to make a fourth island#( CARDAN HAS THE POWER TO CREATE Y'ALL#( AND APPARENTLY HE ALSO HAS SOME TRINKLET OF A POWER TO DESTROY AS WELL BECAUSE THINK ABOUT IT#( AS A SERPENT ALL HE DID WAS DESTROY AND WHEN JUDE ASKED ABOUT IT HE SAID IT WAS A FEELING HE COULD NOT UNDERSTAND#( NOT A CURSE. A FEELING#( I'M SCREAMING CRYING I'M FUCKING HYPED#( anyway balekin & family co must be feeling preeeeeeeeeeetty stupid rn lol#( eldred ignored the one (1) child of his that actually HAD the power to rule because he thought he was useless and weak#( love that for babygurl cardan
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a tumblr post in 2024:
OP, a fairly reasonable take: look guys i'm mad about Biden funding genocide too, but things will only get worse if we let the Republican Party win! they will literally kill even more people. #VoteBlueNoMatterWhat!
a nineteen year old, probably: OR WE COULD BLOW UP THE SYSTEM!! I know how to make bombs!
OP, suddenly an insane person: look at this idiot. trans people dying is YOUR PERSONAL FAULT and not at all the fault of the constant and intentional failure of Democrats to ever actually protect the rights of marginalized groups in the face of rising fascism, while being all too happy to hold those protections over our heads in order to mobilize us as a reliable voting bloc!
useless reactionary liberal: your glorious revolution doesn't exist, sweatie. Real Leftists™ would never resort to violence. you guys are basically Trump voters! opposing The State "for cool anarchist reasons" is LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME THING as QAnon attacking Congress on January 6th! leftist groups like the Black Panthers carrying guns "for cool anarchist reasons" is LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME THING as the NRA! theres actually zero difference between good & bad things, you imbecile. you fucking moron.
me, in the notes: hey does anyone in this thread smoke weed?
#i'm making fun of but not making up that useless reactionary liberal take. i had to read that exact fucking take with my own two eyes.#anyway these are the kind of posts you get when we get like four inches of snow in TN with no sign of it letting up any time soon#joke tag#i cannot emphasize enough that this is a joke#but also for real some of what y'all put on my dash is like 1/4 to 1/2 reactionary garbage.#plz i'm begging y'all to understand that nuance does not mean propping up the voices of centrist cowards. it really doesn't.#anyway that's it for my disclaimers. [with deep resignation] vote blue woo...
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transcribing newspapers from the 1853 cholera pandemic and it reminds me of early day covid in allt the worst ways
#everyone is sick!#how can we treat it? how can we prevent it? will this or that work? no? maybe?#where should quarantines be and for how long?#how does it even spread?#well friends unfortunately it spreads though shit and your quarantines are useless unless y'all fucking wash your hands#unfortunately it'll take years before you figure this out#until then i'll transcribe these statistics and have flash back anxiety
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I'm not going to pretend it doesn't make me angry that I spend months and years trying to peddle my work to make ends meet, that I spend so much time mentioning my books and comms and everything, and people ignore that consisently... But the moment I finally break under the hopelessness - when it's obvious that it's fucking futile, that almost no one deems my work good enough to share with anyone else - suddenly they're concerned and scolding me. I'm working several jobs, bathing, generally keeping things clean, and I do this with several health problems including chronic pain. I found out that one of my cysts is growing and I may need to have it surgically removed. Which means potentially missing work to recover. Which means more money I lose. I spend so much time crawling out of the hole and it goes ignored, but the moment I just give up bc I don't have any strength left, suddenly that's my fault and I'm mentally sick. And that kind of makes me wish my entire situation upon people, and when they whine that it's hard, well fuck you, you thought I could ace it so surely you can, babe! I hate being angry about this, but it's just so exhausting to tell people who accuse me of not trying that I HAVE I HAVE SO FUCKING HARD AND YOU DID NOT PAY ATTENTION THEN Or you know you're attempting to gaslight me by claiming I didn't try despite that I obviously have worked my ass off trying, and that's so much fucking worse
#mcalhen personal#and I'm not saying I'm not mentally ill but ffs stop using it as a weapon to discredit people when they have the solutions right there#feels like people hate my writing and me and that's why I didn't go “I got the job” bc friends who never support me would be like#“I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU CONGRATS” cool I'm not I spend an entire day usually recovering from very calm shifts at a job I like#but the moment I publish a book it's not congrats it's I don't know this guy I don't know Cal and I'm gonna pretend I never saw anything#I don't even hate my goddamn job even tho it can be stressful but it's the easiest thing for mostly just 2 days a week#but it is not sustainable and I cannot survive on this and disability would be invasive as hell and y'all don't know shit about how they#treat disabled people in this country but goddamn I have watched that shit unfold with my autistic brother who can't work#and I can never help him at this rate#bc I can't help myself#I can't help anyone#and saying that is a big fucking issue with people who think if they say 'it gets better keep going' I'll magically unfuck my life#as if I haven't spent the entirety of my life trying to unfuck things#as if I didn't give myself an education in spite of my family#y'all never been threatened with physical violence bc you weren't supposed to ask for school supplies and it fucking SHOWS#I have learned so many things on my own time out of sheer desire to better myself and my situation#but at a point where nothing works out and each day is just filled with more bad news#at what point am I actually allowed to give up?#or am I supposed to just keep this up until I die with 40 more years of collected bullshit pain#bc if you want me to live like this for 40 years then... you never cared at all#and what's so stupid is that I really want to earn my living by doing the work#I work on my art and writing but let's just admit that it's pathetic already#no mental health services or pills will erase that I'm a pathetic garbage can of uselessness#also I realize no one owes me anything like boosting my work or w/e#but also don't ask me to turn rotten ingredients into a feast and say I'm not trying when I can't fucking do it
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i think its funny that in good omens some 11 year old swearing technically did more in stopping Armageddon successfully than the demon and angel main characters who spent the entire series trying to stop the end of the world. like girl, they didn't even get trialed for saving the earth, they got put on trial for being gay with each other really
#and they still take credit for it omg#“how nice... for someone to finally recognize our part in saving the-”#aziraphale.. im so sorry.. no y'all did not...#she just wanted recognition oh my sweet girl#like they babysat the wrong kid#and then they couldnt find the antichrist#all they did was break up like 5 times and they kept falling in love with eachother like wow#they literally just gave the antichrist a pep talk after trying to kill him#like “u got this adam!” AND THEY ONLY PUT IN THE EFFORT FOR THAT BECAUSE CROWLEY DIDNT WANT TO LOSE HER GF#crowley wehn the end of the world and everybody fucking dies: :/ lol theres nothing we can do you guys#crowley when “or... i'll never talk to you again...”: *stops fucking time so that she and bae can 90's-style pep talk the shit out of adam*#in good omens if it hadnt been for aziracrow the antichrist wouldve been kinda shy talking to his satan dad causing the world to end#its funny how crow and azira just kinda watched those small children kill the 4 horsemen and then crow had the gall to “have a gold star 🙄”#like they were so useless....#joke post/// but im honestly so serious about this#i still love them though#its just kind of silly to me in an endearing way
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I know myself better than anyone, and I know I need to stop when I'm fucking dreading watching episode 2/the entire rest of the season. I didn't realize how much trust I lost in Favloni after TBOBF and everything I read leading up to and after the season premiere dropped until now and I see no point in wasting my incredibly valuable time and energy watching the episodes and dreading every decision that's made. I'm done with my "avoid spoilers" experiment. I think I'm going to watch everybody else's reactions until the season is over before deciding to watch. I already have a fucking massive backlog of shows from 2020 to now anyway, what's one more?
What I ship is a pipe dream and that's fine, that's what fandom is all about, but I need proof that I'm not wasting my time this season. The story I want to tell has already veered far, far away from canon and I'd rather filter and cherry pick what I want from canon to pad and bulk up that story than to subject myself to the same fucking bullshit I've been watching on my screens for 20+ years.
#i follow a dude on twitter named okiro#i just know that if i watch ep 2 i will be too useless to write#and my entire rest of the week is already fucking shot#y'all can tell me what happens next#i just want to save what fucks i have left
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I hate the cpunk discourse more than anything, but I think it deserves to be said that a large group of physically disabled people are not, excuse me for saying this, "crippled". There are those who are not amputated, don't need mobility aids, who don't have chronic illnesses, etc. and are still physically disabled.
And I say this as a person who doesn't use a mobility aid and walks fine and the disability that causes me to be physically debilitated is not my physical disability. My mental disability causes much more physical struggle than my physical disability ever will.
And that deserves to be said. I wish people would maybe understand the line between physical and mental disability is thin as a sheet of paper and translucent as a pane of glass. But, I feel like being with my physical disability, I'm not allowed to use the c word or be a part of cpunk, even if I technically would be allowed.
So, even if I am a part of this group, technically, I am much more disabled by my mental disabilities and that is so real. And honestly, I feel like I'm gonna be called all types of shit, that yeah, I should fuck off and never use this word. But it doesn't change the fact that it's not applicable to all physically disabled people. And I'm calling that shit out because it's stupid.
#babey posts#discourse#cpunk discourse#i much prefer 'madpunk' anyway#but i find y'alls gripes on who is more disabled than the other to be useless#even if i am physically disabled i am not the c word because it doesn't affect me that way#and yall make me feel like i have no right to reclaim it regardless of my status of being physically disabled#i want to use it for the thing that causes me literally being unable to work and drive but fine i fucking guess#who gives a shit anymore#also wouldnt it mean every person who wears glasses is capable of reclaiming c word#but no of course not theyre not actually physically disabled because they can't fucking see right#its just so stupid and im sorry if youre mad but this is bullshit
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i've been cancelled for the 2nd time on twitter because i thought finn wolfhard going to starbucks was not such a big deal lol
#i hate this shit because like man it's STARBUCKS it is REALLY not that deep. it is the biggest chain of coffeehouses IN THE WHOLE WORLD#WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO#he didn't even promote it and post a picture himself HE JUST TOOK A PICTURE WITH A FAN AND THEY POSTED IT#it's so counterproductive all of these things#it's like when sabrina carpenter promoted coca cola and some idiot tweeted ''is that... a genocide drink'' LIKE DUDE#IT'S COCA FUCKING COLA#DO YOU REALLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO BOYCOTT COCA COLA??#IN THOSE 10 SECONDS IT TOOK YOU TO WRITE THAT STUPID ASS TWEET 40 LATINO FAMILIES BOUGHT 80 COCA COLA BOTTLES TO HAVE WITH AN ASADO#DO YOU THINK IT'LL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IF FUCKASS SABRINA CARPENTER DOESN'T POSE WITH A COKE CAN??? REALLY???#capitalism made y'all think consuming is the only power that you have and the only thing y'all can do#obviously is useful to boycott but is it making a fuss of a celebrity getting an iced latte???#go to the fucking streets if injustice really doesn't let you sleep at night. do something. open your wallet. try to do real helping#internet activism isn't real. not on something as big as this#retweeting shit to your 60 followers that are doing the same thing is closer to useless. it may be good! but you're not doing any change!!#you're just torturing yourself filling your timeline with shit that makes you upset and that you don't have the power to change!!#everyone knows about this. the people that care will look for themselves it is literally all over the internet#is it useful to harass random teenagers on the internet because they're talking about their favorite artist#instead of putting a watermelon in their dn and retweeting a bunch of videos of children dying like you???#really you people need to go outside. right now. instead of acting like you care so much to feel morally superior to others#plus now that we're at it!!! i love finn fr!!! but there's a much reasonable thing you could try to cancel him for!!#like still being seemingly besties with a guy accused of beating up like all of his girlfriends for example!! that's a bit more serious#yk i know nothing about that like i don't know them!! idk jdg maybe it's not true!! there's little info and most points at yes but idk idk!#i'm not talking about a situation i don't know about but I THINK that's much more serious and NO ONE on finntwt ever talks about it 😂
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It’s not my business if some internet rando hates a character I love or misunderstands them, so long as their opinion doesn’t come to affect the actual character/story in any way.
#- I tell myself. 😒#I just saw some idiot dudebro calling Ethan ''the worst Ghostface since Charlie Walker.''#1. Ethan had the best killer potential out of EVERY character in that movie; the writers simply wasted him.#2. CHARLES WALKER IS THE MOST BRUTAL GHOSTFACE SO FAR! Y'all champion Jillian when she barely did anything!#She had her side-piece do most of the work and HE GOT SHIT DONE! Richie did the same and y'all call him useless & lame?? 🤨#FUCK OFF. 🙄#(I know this was about Charlie and not Richie but it had to be said. 🤷🏽♀️)#ethan landry#charlie walker#rant#text post
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