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#i am decidedly not over it#had myself convinced there for a solid few days#but we've been spending more time together and it's hard not to notice#the feelingstm#and i'm trying to be a normal human around her like we were in a group and i participated and talked and stuff#but i'm still a homo#at my roots i am such a lesbian#and by default#i am a fucking disaster#y'all don't understand they're so pretty#to everyone who likes these posts i hope you enjoy a useless lesbian useless lesbianing#i hope its entertaining or cathartic or something#this is MY blog if i wanna be gay and useless i can damnw ell do it!#it's so early to be typing like these sweet jesus
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I’ve seen Twisters a couple of times now and something that isn’t being talked about enough is the way Tyler looks at Kate.
The best scene for this example (I can’t find a gif) is when they’re at the lunch with her mom and he tells Kate to keep her clothes on and she stands up.
He looks at her like she hung the fucking moon.
And I fucking LOVE IT.
How he comes to her and gives her the pizza, how he WAITS FOR HER TO OPEN THE DOOR AGAIN. How he talks with her at the rodeo and they work together to get people to safety. How he covers her from the car during the tornado. How he goes and finds her after it and he looks up at her bedroom window the day he leaves. How he brings her into the Tornado Wrangler Family and she’s herself again.
And THAT PICTURE SCENE. Oh my god- I’m melting. At first I thought he was the one taking it but when he was stood to the side watching and asked for a copy….god I love them.
I can imagine Kate finding that picture one day - maybe inside his cowboy hat, maybe somewhere in his truck so he can always see her when she’s not with him - and Tyler getting all smitten and blushing as she teases him relentlessly.
There might not have been a kiss scene but seeing the bts helps heal that small hole. But either way, Tyler and Kate’s foundation and growth of relationship is one of the BEST ever! And with the extra scenes after it ends, helps solidify the happiness and exterminate the fear that their story is left so open it might not exist after the movie.
But it does. It does exist.
This man DRILLED his truck into the ground outside to go after her. (Which is Iconic, by the way.)
That man fell in love at first sight, even if he didn’t fully know it yet. The minute he saw her, his eyes never left her. And I loved every second of their rivalry (and the way it hops between them both explaining a twister) and friendship and relationship.
This movie will forever be one of my top favourites.
Whether you like disaster movies, with a sub-plot of romance and comedy or not— please. Everyone. Go and watch this movie. Even if it is just to see the chemistry between these two characters.
#twisters#Tyler looks at Kate like she hung the fucking moon#even the Galaxy#and I am here for it#tyler owens#Kate cooper#twisters movie#glen powell#daisy edgar jones#tyler x kate#tornado wranglers#cowboy scientist#cowboys#men written by women#fluff#romance#disaster movie#romance subplot
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it's the gemaversary so leo gets to go off, as a special treat.
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( next update is already available on patreon! )
#sure fuck it ill post an update#why not itll be fun hahahahaha#you know when like you wanna draw so bad but drawing is so hard and painful? gosh and golly#i am very busy and eepy but ; w ; we will still make things#rottmnt#gemini au#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt#tmnt 2k18#tmnt 2018#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt disaster twins#rottmnt leo#rottmnt au#rottmnt separated au#rottmnt comic#rottmnt fandom#rise donnie#rise donatello#rise disaster twins#fidgetwing
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ok but the ghibli vibes of @triona-tribblescore 's wandering guardian au???
like i could live in this world forever tbh
inspo boards/refs below ft trionas SPECTACULAR GORGEOUS AMAZING og works of the au bros



#my art#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#unpause rise of the tmnt#wandering guardian au#rise mikey#rise raph#rise leo#rise donnie#triona i am throwing these at u smack in ur face /aff#please imagine soft and beautiful ghibli piano music in the bg thank u#leos def isnt as pollished as the other two but alas#and donnies space need about 73% more clutter buT ALAS#also idk if its accurate but#ADORE the concept of this aus splinter having four just fucking god-powered children#like#tiny kiddos causing literal natural disasters#leonardo what have i told you about flash flooding the river?#yes i understand you had the zoomies but now all the fish are dead and raphies upset#please go apologize#donatello i am very glad you had a good day however we cannot keep repeating the same 24 hours again and again#it is making michelangelo nauseous and disturbing the locals#idk in acutuality itd prolly make more sense for the boys to only been given/have begun developing the powers when theyre older#but tiny tot turtles with horrific power is just so fun as a concept
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i am weak and following a herd:
spin the wheel for a member of yoda's disaster lineage (current canon version, only the yoda —> dooku —> &tc lineage otherwise it gets out of control).
reblog for sample size, etc. tag ramble freely re: decision.
#keeping up with the skywalkers#star wars#disaster lineage#fuck marry kill#let's assume nim pianna lives and is of age okay everyone#i got luke. i am going to marry him and fix up a new jedi order with him. not on yavin. that moon's haunted.
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I need to shoutout the Chance player who shot his flintlock at me (Telamon) because I walked up behind him and scared him apparently
#roblox forsaken#forsaken roblox#homicidalporkchops#c00lkidd#shedletsky#telamon#builderman#yes...finally... a dedicated post i can put stuff from the art dump in...#which means i am reuploading art........... damn#see i can tag forsaken all i want but i wont lie those last few builderman drawings are for my interpretation on him#of which i will hide in the tags where noone will find them#he's a dad. to me. in my heart. this man is phoning his buddies at 1am to tell them about the sick building idea he had.#his garage? a disaster. this man is like every artist manifesting new ideas#except unlike us he can find the willpower to put them to paper#hes a mandisaster#he would NOT say fuck#hes married to his work your honor#hes so friendly and open and has smile lines#no one on record has seen him frown. ever#glass half full? Wrong. Glass IS full.#this mans enthusiasm is infectious#on another note i like to think telamon functions like an alter ego. he's the “”serious“” mode:tm:#like you thought normal shedletsky was kind of a cocky bastard. WRONG#the smile is gone but his skill has gone nowhere#waaahh im yappingg im yappingg IM STOPPING NOW
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i think isafrin dynamic, especially postcanon, is so funny to me because (among other things) isabeau is the notorious Gets Scared When The Horrors Appear type of dude, but also happens to be madly into a guy who, for lack of better words, can be aptly described as The Horrors
#greching origins#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#isafrin#like yes yes siffrin thinks themselves a monster and struggles with seeing that he isnt and that theyre still human. or whatever..........#but can you consider the flip side of things? from a different pov?#siffrin (accidentally did something that scared everyone and now feels guilty): i am a monster.#isabeau (rapidly deciding to pokemon-evolve into a monsterfucker this very instant): uh huh.#or well. he might as well already be Like That if that one snack time dialogue in act 4 is anything to go by but yk yk#pairs exclusively nice with my beloved hc that post loops and bigfrin fight siffrin is. a little fucked up. physically#<-like theres just something weird about him at all times now. his eye changes to impossible shades sometimes. or sparks strangely in light#yknow. the good stuff#anyway that is all about those disaster gays thank you for coming to my ted talk-
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I actually love the characterization that while Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan truly do love each other very much and end up having a successful working partnership, they are SUCH different people, and actually, really find each other fucking annoying when you get right down to it, while still caring deeply about each other. Qui-Gon is having a stratosphere-level theoretical philosophical conversation in his head while Obi-Wan is so present and practical and funny, and then Qui-Gon's reply when he snaps out of it is like "....stay in the moment, Obi-Wan." Live Obi-Wan Reaction Face: >:o
I think about two scenes I love in Phantom Menace where the film is establishing Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's dynamic. Obi-Wan's great moment after the, uh, first attempt on their lives "you were right about one thing, Master - the negotiations were short" which is like, actually a genuinely funny observation? Qui-Gon's reaction to this? Nonexistent. We do not get a shot of Qui-Gon's expression, not even an off-camera Liam Neeson dry reluctant chuckle. NOTHING. Cut scene. Sure, this could be the fault of the scene transition, but I don't think anyone watching the scene was under the impression that Qui-Gon bellylaughed and said "good one, Padawan!" The mood is much more of Qui-Gon shaking his head, not dignifying the line with a response.
The other is Qui-Gon's "there's always a bigger fish" line after they've nearly died in another horrific way under the Naboo planet core, a scene that gives me a powerful new kind of combination of fatal levels of thalassophobia-claustrophobia. It could have easily been a "business on Cato Neimoidia" callback reference to some offscreen history together, but no. Qui-Gon just says it, incomprehensibly, while Obi-Wan scowls silently at the controls. And yet, Qui-Gon sounds contentedly amused. It's so fucking hilarious to me. He said that line for the benefit of one person in that ship: him, and he likes it.
They don't get each other's jokes, and yet, I think it's telling that they're both still making them after what, 12 years of Master Padawan partnership. They are both constantly thinking like “what are you TALKING about?” about the other one's core qualities. They both think their miscommunications are the other’s fault. It's incredibly good characterization to me, and it makes them so realistic.
#I love Claudia Gray's Master and Apprentice book for nailing this dynamic#and the characterization that Qui-Gon can be a uniquely kind compassionate person and also a hard person to be close to#there's a part I love in that book from Qui-Gon's POV of him thinking “Dooku's great and all but he thinks he's funny and he's not”#I think about that all the time from notoriously unfunny Qui-Gon Jinn#and it's juxtaposed so hilariously in the book with RAEL thinking Qui-Gon isn't funny and wondering what's wrong with him when they meet#there's a reason I keep coming back to this lineage my god I love them#on posts like these I always have to point out that I love Qui-Gon I am not even trying to bash this character#I think he's a glorious fucking problem and he should get to be#disaster lineage#qui-gon jinn#obi wan kenobi
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I love you I will always love you. But the way you're hurting yourself is scary scary. I don't know what to do with it. You're lying to me, you're hiding important, dangerous things from me. Because you don't want to stop. You don't want me to leave you, and I never will, but you're going to leave me. You believe it's the only way for you to be useful. I can't make you change your mind. I'm going to lose you. I love you.
#GUESS WHO FINISHED THE LATEST EPISODE OF CRITICAL ROLE#imodna#critical role#cr3#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#crit role#what the fuck marisha. completly threw matt for a loop for a sec there. out-warlocked her own dm#stellar play this shit can almost only end in disaster one way or another#the way matt echoed her voice..... DAMN that scene was sosooososo tasty#laudna believing everything delilah says#ahhhhhhhhhhh#imogen being so much at a loss. laudna asks her to trust her while showing she cannot be#but she believes herself to be#how is she gonna stop her? she can't lose her but she will. how can she stop her without losing her? if she doesn't stop her she's lost#marisha i am in your walls - feed me angst
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THEY EEPYY <33333333

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#the FUCK is an art style anymore 😭😭#TAKE THE SLEEPY DOODLE#THEY ARE THE MOST TWINS#AAAAUUUGHH#disaster twins#the disaster twins#rise disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#also August if you’re reading this#no I am not awake this post was SCHELDULED#do not worry I swear I’m not awake at like 4 am or smthing like that#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#save rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise fanart#tmnt fanart#is this enough tags#rise leo#rise donnatello#rise donnie#rise donatello#rise leonardo#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt donnie#anyways hi
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who really knows?
#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del rey#lana unreleased#girlblogging#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#lana stan#lizzy grant#i’m just a girl#girlhood#2014 lana del rey#lana del ray aesthetic#lana is god#may jailer#ultraviolence#why am i like this#lust for life#coqeutte#coney island queen#shades of cool#pretty when i cry#you can be my daddy#coney island baby#living legend#lana del rey nfr#norman fucking rockwell#lana del ray moodboard#queen of disaster#old hollywood#crazy girl
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stan: how can you be polyamorous and aroace, or…whatever mabel called it?
ford: in my case, i have my family and i have my platonic polycule. i would prefer to never have to interact with anyone outside these two groups
stan: what about soos and wendy? they’re not in either of those groups
ford: first of all, i am soos’ uncle, second of all, are you saying you don’t believe i would both die and kill for wendy?
stan: you’ve got a weird way of defining family, six
ford: it’s my favorite way
#it’s the last day of june and i have not been queering it up nearly enough with these text posts#needed to let myself be at least a indulgent. anyway#gravity falls#ford pines#stan pines#(stan: wait who’s the extra person in your polycule#ford: oh you wouldn’t know it it goes to another dimension)#in all seriousness though#i have not stopped thinking about ford being at least friends with the hidebehind since that au I created#so the hidebehind is definitely in on the polycule. it goes fiddleford and ford + ford and hidebehind#maybe the moth man gets thrown in too. i don’t know maybe it likes being mercilessly hunted down#who am i to assume#if the moth man was there too maybe…#ford and moth man + moth man and fiddleford + fiddleford and ford + ford and hidebehind?#i like to go with the idea that moth man is more of a warning before disasters rather than bringing them#(and we don’t even know if the gravity falls moth man is the same as virginia’s moth man)#so i think fiddleford would like him. they share superstitions and moth man is like a comfort cat#is moth man showing signs that something bad is about to happen? if no then you have physical living evidence that nothing bad is happening#if yes. fucking panic.#if they ever hit a yes the polycule may be in slight trouble of losing moth man as a member#i personally never got on board with the ford x moth man train so i’m going to keep my headcanon platonic polycule to#fiddauthor + hideford#created a new ship name what the fuck is wrong with me (lighthearted). happy pride month 🦕🏳️⚧️🦑🏳️🌈
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When your oldest brother dies on a religious crusade just as you feared he would and your father refuses to deal with his grief just as he refused to deal with it when your mother died (you were a baby btw) and then again when your other brother left home (because your dad was impossible to live with) and in spite of feeling entirely abandoned by your dad you use your newfound higher status to put yourself out on a limb in order to downgrade his punishment and that of your close friend despite grieving their involvement with the queen who led your brother to his death but instead of your father acknowledging your pain and your attempts to do what you believe will bring justice he lashes out at you by comparing your current position to the horrific way your mother died…just Eärien things
#I straight up will not tolerate Eärien hate on this post you will be blocked!!!!!!#I am not asking everyone to love her the way I do ofc but like...maybe attempt to see things from her point of view#I have seen people say the show hasn't given us enough reasons to sympathize with her and I find that pretty fucking unbelievable#given how much emotional investment I've seen fucking waldreg get (for example)#I also love Elendil!!! but he has from the start been a subpar father to her and that is simply textually a fact#Earien does not have the knowledge we have about where Númenor is headed#moreover she does not have insight into Miriel's leadership in the way Elendil and Valandil do/did#the expedition to the Southlands was a straight up disaster that Míriel herself turned course in order to embark on#I love Míriel but I can't blame Eärien for losing complete confidence in her leadership#and for wanting justice for Isildur's death#earien#rings of power#rop spoilers#Elendil critical#to be clear I think these writing choices are great and super juicy and the characterization of Elendil and his family gives me life#but the fandom reaction is NOT IT#Eärien defense squad#rop op
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...y'all ever...
y'all ever think about how the triceraton gladiator games aren't just broadcast to the homeworld? ...how it's "the number one rated show" on d'hoonib, per general blanque?
like. this is a throw-away line, but honeycutt upon witnessing the games (correctly) calls them barbaric. there's no shying away from the fact that people fuckin' die regularly in these things, either to captured animals or to each other. and only the all-stars seem to be voluntary/willing participants. the others were collected from the prison, with traximus (assumedly) the only exception having been thrown in there to be an example for anyone thinking to speak against zanramon's command.
...??? ...writers? what am i supposed to do with this. it's how blanque knew honeycutt escaped, so i can't ignore it unless i rewrite some shit. which i now i have to make a pros/cons list for doing. what do you mean "number one rated show"? oh my god, the existence of the arena was already bad, and now it's somehow worse.
#;radio static#[ hunger games being broadcast by the capital energy ]#[ ...which is fitting considering collins said she was inspired by ''theseus'' .... god fucking damnit we've come full circle ]#[ *pinches bridge of my nose* hhhhhHHHHHHHHH ]#[ traximus push the big red button that just esplodes the arena pls ]#[ the problem with loving side/background characters is that i am left with like a thousand loose ends to tie up ]#[ this is such a fucking goddamn mess JLFDSKLGS ]#[ like as far as the social climate with rebuilding the republic this is kind of a disaster#but i could also use this information when it comes to post season stuff and darach Knowing Things ]
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just got even more pissed off at the minecraft movie when i remembered. the portal that opens after you defeat the end dragon sends you to your home bed. there is literally a mechanic already in game for sending you back home. the people who wrote this movie googled minecraft, read the ai-generated response, and then started sniffing glue
#this movie is 1 hour and 41 minutes of wasted potential#i am so fucking mad#it could have been so good#and instead its a disaster that's only really funny because jason momoa and jack black are doing their best#minecraft#minecraft movie
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i feel like im supposed to know a lot more stuff about everything than i actually do
#text#sorry the videos im watching for my class are like. How to discern detailed history of a wooded area by Looking at stuff#and i just. im not built for this man. i dont know what this means. how am i supposed to know whats a Stone Dump#and whats just Theres stones here. what is normal tree falling vs bc of natural disasters. etc#like How am i supposed to figure out all that man. i literally dont fucking know anything i was just born 2 decades ago
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