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TQ! Golden Cheese
Without Headress
With Headress
GC has two pairs of wings: one on her arms, the other on her back. The arm wings act as gliders, and she normally doesn’t fly with them
GC is…. A hybrid of many things… milk (cheese), spice, misc other ingredients
Yes she has beans, no she’s not a cat (but does have cat mannerisms)
#cookie run kingdom#crk#cookie run au#cr kingdom#crk au#golden cheese cookie#TQ! golden cheese cookie#golden cheese crk#she actually has a family here! yippie#she’s going through it rn. uh#she’s still herself of course but dear god#y’all gonna be surprised#tranquility au
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Something quick and sloppy I did for mermay :,)
#pmmm#puella magi madoka magica#madoka magica#pmmm fanart#puella magi madoka magica fanart#madoka magica fanart#pmmm sayaka miki#sayaka miki fanart#pmmm sayaka#sayaka miki#mermay#mermay 2024#been in a kinda funk recently lol#but I am gonna start working on more stuff and make good on my promise to show y’all that surprise#so don’t you worry ;)
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probably the worst time to post this since both of you are busy but alsjhsnshgshs I will do it anyways and then immediately pass out. @theolivetree123 @jovieinramshackle
I couldn’t get over the idea of Iso realizing he’s played himself with the whole dream demon bit 😭 so I had to draw smth
#OKAY gonna pass out now 👍#I hope this is a fun surprise whenever y’all are not busy teehee#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst oc#twst original character#twst fanart#moot oc interactions! ☀️#twst tilly oc#fellow's interdimentional polycule
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(DCxDP) Drowning in formaldehyde (Pt. 2)
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Tw: canon-typical violence (Batman), emetophobia at one point
Will be crossposted to AO3 eventually
(Pt. 1)
(Masterlist/subscription post)
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Danny sat in the back of one of the transport trucks currently on the way to Arkham, his hands in his lap.
So far, everything was going to plan.
About a quarter of the team had gotten themselves admitted into Arkham in the days leading up to the raid, carefully sneaking in supplies and weapons for both themselves and the rogues they were going to free.
Half of the team was on trucks, ready to storm the building with their fancy new tech. A couple others were keeping an eye out for the Bats, and the last one was holed up in a recently condemned building, ecto-modified sniper rifle in hand, ready to fire.
Danny’s hands were cold.
He hadn’t always run cold, from what he remembered. Even after he died—hell, even after he started developing his ice powers—he had always been warm.
Now, though, his body was freezing.
Maybe it was because of the ecto siphoning he and Derringer had done the day before.
He couldn’t make the ecto guns work without fueling them, after all, and the only ectoplasm he had access to was the stuff inside his body. So, he had Derringer hook him up to a GiW machine and filter the ecto out of his blood.
The process was excruciating.
Not only did he get light-headed from the loss of fluids, the machine also chilled his blood considerably during the filtering process, and when it was pumped back into his body, it was freezing. Derringer had to cover him with heating pads and thick blankets to get him to stop shaking.
Still, that had been a little over eighteen hours ago, so that probably wasn’t it.
Maybe it was just another side affect of his time with the GiW.
Overuse of his ghostly wail, he had realized earlier, was the reason that he had lost his voice permanently. Maybe he had accidentally used his ice too many times the same way, and now his body was irrevocably changed. Maybe warmth was just another tiny privilege he had taken for granted, that had now been lost forever.
Danny stared down at his hands.
Maybe his body had just given up entirely on keeping him warm, on pretending to be human.
“Kid, you alright? We’re almost there.”
Derringer’s voice snapped Danny out of his thoughts.
“Yeah,” Danny signed, “just tired. And cold.”
“We’ve got to get you a jacket, kid,” Derringer said, “it’s not even winter and I already have to worry about you freezing to death.”
“I died a long time ago, it’s fine.”
“No,” one of the other men in the truck drawled, “it means you’ve got to be extra careful. You’ve got a second chance at living, so you better not screw it up.”
“What did he say?”
“Danny thinks that because he’s died before, he doesn’t need to worry about freezing to death.”
The truck went quiet for a few moments. Most of the guys in there didn’t know he had died before. He didn’t exactly like to advertise the fact.
“I have a cousin who had a heart attack, and it only made his heart worse,” one of the guys near the front of the truck offered.
“See, kid?” Derringer said, “I’m right. As soon as this is over, you’re getting a jacket.”
Danny crossed his arms, slumping over in his seat with a huff.
A few moments later, a loud clang echoed through the truck. Danny jolted, almost falling out of his seat.
The door opened, the driver looking at them with boredom written all over his face.
“Alright, up and at em. It’s go time,” he mumbled, smacking the door loudly for emphasis. “The sooner we’re done, the sooner we can leave.”
They all stood, hopping out of the truck and making their way to the fence line.
Danny moved his hand to the bandolier on his chest, fingers brushing against the small ecto-bombs he had attached to it.
There were five of them, their bodies made of tempered glass and black steel, and they glowed a sickly green in the night. They were designed mainly for combat; he had a few larger ones meant to blow a hole in a wall in his backpack, which was securely zipped shut.
His hand then drifted to the holster on his left side, and the ecto-gun nestled securely within it.
Most of his parents’ inventions were far too big and bulky to be practical in any real combat setting, so he had downsized them considerably. The weapon he had was modeled after a standard glock pistol, matte black paint covering the GiW white of the gun’s body.
The gun should be able to fire around fifty shots a minute without overheating, which was more than enough for Danny. Hopefully, he wouldn’t have to fire a single round tonight. However, for whatever reason, the words should and hopefully didn’t inspire much confidence in him.
Danny followed the group as they snuck up to the facility, Derringer by his side.
Originally, neither of them were going to go on the raid, but someone on the patient list had caught Danny’s eye, so he decided he would investigate in person. Derringer was just along for the ride because Mr. Cobblepot wasn’t willing to lose an asset as valuable as Danny.
Danny would make it up to the bodyguard later, he decided.
Entering Arkham was, all things considered, pretty easy. Mr. Cobblepot had connections to a few of the orderlies, and it was all too easy to convince them to “forget” a few steps in setting up the security system for the night.
However, since nothing can ever just be simple, they ran into an unexpected patrol of nightshift guards just a few minutes after all splitting up to find the rogues.
Danny and Derringer were able to take them down pretty quickly, but not before they sounded the alarms. And, according to a few guys on the comms, they weren’t the only ones to run into guards where they shouldn’t be.
“They must have changed their patrols,” Derringer huffed, spinning the pistol in his hands, “c’mon, let’s go see about freeing our good friend Victor Fries.”
Danny nodded, scampering after the man as he sprinted through the halls.
The inmates, who had woken up from the loud alarm’s continuous blaring, shouted at them from their cells. Danny’s pulse was loud in his ears, drowning everything out.
Distantly, he wondered if those guards were going to die. Maybe they were dead already.
He supposed that it didn’t really change much if they were.
Soon, they were at the cell. It was custom-built to hold Mr. Freeze, constantly kept at subzero temperatures to avoid killing him.
Derringer hefted his bag off of his back, pulling out the suit and freeze gun that Mr. Cobblepot had procured. As he did so, Danny took a few of the larger ecto-bombs and placed them on the joints of the door.
They carefully moved away, putting some distance between themselves and the door, and Danny detonated it.
The explosion was loud. It shook the entire building, the shockwave knocking Danny to the floor.
Danny brought his hand up to his safety goggles, yanking a small piece of metal shrapnel out of them and dropping it on the floor. He was dimly aware of more pieces sticking out of his kevlar suit. Derringer was similarly peppered with metal, luckily uninjured as well.
They had come from the body and mechanism of the bomb, he realized. He’d have to fix that later.
Mr. Freeze emerged from the cell a few moments later, a scowl on his face. Derringer quickly shoved the suit and freeze gun into his hands and he retreated back into the cell for a few moments, getting dressed.
“I could have died from that, you know,” he hissed. “Killed by some amateurs with shoddy explosives.”
“The Penguin sent us,” Derringer said, ignoring the man’s clear annoyance, “our getaway car is outside. If you’d come with us…”
Mr. Freeze nodded sternly.
“Hurry up, then.”
Derringer and Danny hurried out, Mr. Freeze right behind them. Then, at a certain hallway, Danny paused.
He had to check.
“Kid,” Derringer barked, “we have to go.”
Danny shook his head.
“You go,” he signed, hands trembling, “I have to check.”
“Oh, what’s the problem now?” Mr. Freeze asked, his frown more pronounced by the minute.
“Danny…” Derringer sighed, “Danny thinks his sister might be in here. He hasn’t seen her in years. It’s the whole reason he was a part of the Arkham raid, actually.”
Mr. Freeze paused for a moment.
“Well, lead the way, then,” he said, clearly regretting his words as soon as he said them. Danny just nodded, scurrying forward, the other two men close behind him.
They came to the right cell quickly. Danny looked in through the glass, and he felt a piece of himself shatter.
That was Jazz, his sister, sitting in a padded wall wearing a straightjacket and a muzzle.
She didn’t bother looking up at them as they arrived, not stirring even when Danny slammed his hands on the door to get her attention.
Shakily, he attached an ecto-bomb to the door, hoping with all his might that she wouldn’t get hurt.
The door blew open, and Danny rushed in.
Jazz’s head swiveled to look up at him, her eyes narrowed.
He slipped the goggles up and his bandanna down, exposing his face as he came to kneel beside her.
Slowly, her expression shifted to shock.
“Jazz,” he creaked, his broken vocal chords cracking painfully as he spoke, “it’s me.”
She looked at him like a deer caught in the headlights.
“Danny?”
He nodded, pulling her into a hug, careful not to let the shrapnel dig into her skin.
“I thought you were…”
“Very heartwarming,” Mr. Freeze snapped, “but now isn’t the time. We’ve got to go, now.”
Jazz nodded, leaping to her feet. Danny stood as well, slipping his mask and bandanna back on, and grabbing onto one of her arms for support.
They left the cell, Danny doing a double-take as he saw the frozen-over pathway that they had just come from. He looked to Mr. Freeze, tilting his head questioningly.
“There were guards,” he said flatly. “Now hurry up, we need to get out of here.”
Derringer grabbed the two of them, dragging them along as he sprinted through the hallways. They had to take a bit of a detour, coming out of the main entrance instead of the side one they had entered.
Unfortunately, there was an active gunfight going down.
Danny was roughly pulled behind a desk, just barely dodging a few rounds.
His hands shook as he pulled a small ecto-bomb from his bandolier, priming it and throwing it at a small grouping of night guards. They cried out as the pure ectoplasm collided with them, covering their bodies in burns.
The smell, while familiar to Danny, was still horrific.
They took a few shots off at the night guards, trying to take them down. Their group was efficient, but with the rate they were going at, it wasn’t going to be enough. Only adding to that, the gun Mr. Cobblepot had prepared for Mr. Freeze had broken after just a few uses, leaving them unable to create an ice wall.
Then, Danny heard the sound of a gun’s safety being turned off behind them, and his vision went white.
He grabbed onto Jazz and Derringer, making them intangible right as the night guard opened fire.
Waves of nausea hit him all at once and he doubled over, his vision swimming. Danny was only dimly aware of Jazz taking the guard down with a high kick right to the head, and Derringer pulling him into a protective hold.
Ignoring everything, he pulled the last of the large bombs from his bag, throwing it into the air, pulling everyone behind the desk.
The entire room went white.
Danny’s ears rung as he scrambled out from behind the reception desk, dragging Jazz with him.
Luckily, none of the hired hands on his team had gotten injured, but the guards…
Danny looked away, trying to ignore the taste of bile in his mouth.
It was fine. He was fine. Everything would be okay.
The next few minutes were a blur. He knew that he had puked only a few seconds after they had left the building, and that Derringer had picked him up afterwards, carrying him to the truck with Mr. Freeze and Jazz in tow.
Danny’s entire body was wracked with tremors, an unbearable phantom pain passing through the still-healing surgical wounds in his head and torso like lightning. He dry-heaved, shivering uncontrollably.
They drove off soon after. Luckily, no one had been left behind. Someone, probably Derringer, helped Danny rinse out his mouth and got him a bottle of water to drink, wrapping him in his jacket.
As soon as the truck doors were opened within one of Mr. Cobblepot’s safehouses, Danny became aware of the sound of wailing.
Hopping out of the truck, most of his mind still far away, he saw a man being rolled out of the room on a stretcher. He was one of the people who had been on the other truck, Danny realized.
Beside him was a teenager, probably only a few years younger than Danny, who was screaming and crying uncontrollably. They wailed at Mr. Cobblepot, who only stood there with an uncomfortable expression on his face.
“Oh shit,” Derringer breathed. Danny pulled on his sleeve, tilting his head at him questioningly.
“The guy on the stretcher, that’s his sibling.”
Danny just stared, a hollow feeling deep in his chest.
Jazz, her arms now freed from the straightjacket, pulled him away from the scene. Danny let her.
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#dcxdp#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp fic#vengeful danny#villain danny#btw Danny’s just cold because he has an iron deficiency. lmao#girl this is what happens when you don’t eat for two years. you get deficiencies. now stop angsting and eat your veggies#also my descriptions of the ecto filter come from donating blood plasma + platelets#Danny is Going Through It™️#btw I’m finishing this chapter at 3:03 am#just in case you thought I didn’t care about you all#btw the guy who’s injured’s sibling is a surprise tool that will help us later#also I was totally gonna kill Derringer at first. btw#but y’all avoided that with the poll. also it would have been a bit cheap imo
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Also for those asking: I actually have no interest in Fawful returning in a new game! His character arc is amazing as is and I’d rather leave it at that, tbh.
While I’d personally love to see the Beanbean Kingdom as a location again, my overall feelings are that I’d rather see the series continue moving forward instead of revisiting what’s already been done.
#I know this is gonna come as a surprise to some of y’all but yeah#I have a LOT to say about why I feel this way but I don’t feel like writing an essay on it </3#my friends get the spill lol#tumblr doesn’t need it#fawfultalk
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guys genuinely i’m both excited and terrified the dhmis pilot will be shown in full again because . first off, never before seen (by me) content, and we don’t get that a lot in the dhmis fandom. possibly new characters, dialogue, etc!! second, THE CREATORS DONT EVEN LIKE IT AND HID IT FROM THE PUBLIC AFTER IT WAS SEEN ONCE WHAT IS IN ITTT😭
#i know a couple reasons is that it’s not the direction they wanted to take and they thought they could have written some things better#BUT FROM HOW LITTLE THEY’VE TALKED ABOUT IT..#AND FROM SO LITTLE WEVE SEEN#im honestly scared there’s gonna be a moment or two that is just not good at all and possibly shockingly bad (for me at least)#but tbh. they are kinda really smart at making things and i don’t think they’d fuck up that bad#STILL WHO KNOWS.#also like mari im terrified of seeing morgan in HD#MORGAN DOESNT EXIST (delusional)#i actually don’t care too much about morgan it just. surprised me is all 💀#anyway i’m actually mostly excited and i’m hoping we’ll get to see the full pilot in HD or someone will actually record the whole thing#like i said in the reblog i’m mentally preparing myself for a “he would not fucking say that” moment#anyway see y’all when it airs#for later#☎️#dhmis#don’t hug me i’m scared#dhmis wakey wakey#dhmis pilot
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It’s all perfect btw
#the bean#the one and only photo y’all will see I’m serious about not being weird about kid posting but#had to show one… bear hat…#6lb15oz came out of my guts and they sewed me back up#the euphoria of it all is so surprising and wild and gratifying#I’d be honest if this was hard but loving is so so easy#OH. and he has a butt chin. and dark hair ❤️#anyway. I’m gonna sleep now. good night
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When I said “next level” I meant something else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh, uh, well -
I do plan on making a NSFW Art Patreon sometime in the near future, so if you’re 18+ and have a couple bucks to get past a paywall, then you’ll get your answer. 😂
#this is probably the best segway I’m gonna get to let y’all know about it so#surprise! 😅🎉#cult of the lamb#helob#lenn#bunlob
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Big decisions about abortion and LGBTQ rights make better headlines but SCOTUS just eviscerated the Chevron doctrine and no one but my dork-ass lawyer colleagues knows how immense this is (even if Chevron was arguably dead in the water before, and they just finally pulled the trigger to put it out of its misery).
#scotus#Chevron#wonder what my old admin law prof is thinking#she’s a leading national expert in admin law I wouldn’t be surprised to see quotes from her soon#anyway y’all I’m not gonna bill shit for the next hour#just going to read this decision and think back to the weeks we spent learning Chevron in law school#even if the doctrine was dubiously dead already#but this is some massive precedential upheaval#and I don’t think non-law people exactly get it#even after working for the federal government in an admin law area#and even after going to law school and being a lawyer now who’s very familiar with it#it’s dense and impenetrable in many ways#it’s not easy to digest and understand the impact of especially if you don’t grasp the layers of the ‘admin state’#I could keep rambling but uuuuuuuugh#real lawblr
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First and Last Spoken Lines (Arcane Main Cast) - S2 SPOILERS
Vi: “We’re almost there.” - “Nothing’s gonna clean me out.”
Jinx/Powder: “One day, I’m gonna ride in one of those things.” - “Always with you, sis.”
Ekko: “Give me a few seconds, the cannon pinion’s still busted.” - “Someone worth building it for.”
Caitlyn: “Did you really go to the undercity to get these? Weren’t you afraid?” - “Are you still in this fight, Violet?”
Jayce: “A little danger is worth the risk, don’t you think?” - “We finish this together.”
Viktor: “I believe someone should have said that earlier.” - “You must go, Jayce.”
Sky: “It’s beautiful.” - “No, you won’t.”
Mel: “Yet I remain the poorest Merdarda.” - “I see your face, deceiver.”
Ambessa: “When I was ten, your grandfather brought me to the aftermath of the battle of Hindenard.” - “You are the wolf.”
Vander: “You folks need anything?” - “Take care of Powder.”
Warwick: “Powder?” - “Don’t touch my daughter.”
Silco: “You were supposed to follow them and not interfere.” - “Don’t cry. You’re perfect.” - Bonus (Hallucination): “But Jinx, I think the cycle only ends when you find the will to walk away.”
Sevika: “We should hit them back. We got the numbers to beat ‘em.” - “You really are a-” (‘big fat hero,’ finished by Jinx).
Heimerdinger: “Imprisonment; what a curious principle.” - “Back in a wink.”
Singed: “It’s almost ready.” - “Very well.”
#arcane#arcane lol#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#NOTE i’m not counting powders singing at the start of ep1 cuz that’s a song#and i’m not counting shouts/screams/grunts#i was surprised by how much late screen time ekko and sevika had without actually speaking#anyway in other news i’m obsessed w arcane and im gonna make it y’all’s problem#got a story brewing#but not anytime soon- i need to take my time on this one#so i’ll still work on my other projects in the meantime#i just thought this was neat
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What the fuck?!?!?
#jumblr#antisemitism#pogroms#what the hell#anti zionism = antisemitism#what is wrong with people#this is so messed up#not surprised that the Dutch police aren’t doing shit#it’s a pogrom not a protest asshats#and on the eve of kristallnacht too…#of course#y’all are gonna turn a blind eye or make up lies about what’s happening#oh wait- y’all are already doing it
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on second thought, most of y’all never did actually figure out the whole aphobia being perpetuated by joke posts equating asexuality with cringiness thing so idk why im surprised to see so many of y’all falling for the same exact shit when it comes to polyamory
#I say on second thought bc I was like damn why am I seeing so many posts about poly people#when it’s obviously the same shit that was said about ace people????#and then I remembered the only reason I don’t see that brand of aphobia on my dash as much is bc I#literally general filter the urls of popular tumblr funnymen who post that shit and are constantly reblogged w no consequences#bc so long as they don’t go like ‘I’m an aphobe’ they can say whatever and no one thinks about it#hell some of them straight up have said they’re aphobic and it’s treated like a minor character flaw#rather than the bigotry it is#so yeah#I shouldn’t be surprised to see people falling for the same tricks when y’all never figured out#those tricks in the entirety of the last decade#people talk about ace discourse like its all done and no one is aphobic anymore#and then reblog post making fun of cringey ace person by funnyman420#so yeah fuck it ofc ‘look at all these cringe poly people’#is gonna be an instant hit huh#456 words#ask to tag#aphobia#polyphobia
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And here’s my latest piece, in honor of the Scott pilgrim anime. Ramona’s always been a fave of mine
Bet this’ll make some of y’all feel better about losing that poll I made of whether I should do this or inanimate insanity art first
#art#digital art#pikmin#scott pilgrim#ramona flowers#scott pilgram takes off#gonna be honest i didn’t expect it to go the way ig did#the anime is SO GOOD OMG#but igdaf im happy man#also hope y’all like the surprise pikmin lol
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okay… so… if i stop being such a perfectionist bitch ass for the next couple of hours… y’all might FINALLY get part 2 to “while i die…”
#i have an extra surprise for y’all too with it as an apology for taking so long#also i’ve officially decided that it’s gonna be a trilogy#so if y’all like this chapter you’ll get a final part to it#anyway this shit is like 10k so shdjfjfjfj#hopefully y’all do appreciate it#belle speaks
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GABITE!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOOOOOO 💯💯💯
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#honestly surprised I haven’t gotten any Garchomp asks#y’all are still allowed to send asks#I’m just not gonna have commentary every time#cause that’s easier for me#Gabite#ask#anon#croc anon#pkmn smash or pass#pokemon smash or pass#smash or pass#pokemon#pkmn
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hmmm…something something mysterious benedict society x alice in wonderland au…hmm hmm
#sorry if someone has already come up with this#If they have already could y’all be so kind as to link me the post or ramble to me? 🥺🙏#and if not…#then there should definitely be AIW x TMBS au adgdjhc#just think about it..hmmmm#ideas are there#so are the vibes#white and red queen are siblings..hmm you know who’s also siblings?#sticky white rabbit constance cheshire tweedle brothers…come on now lol Jackson and Jillson#“but ember who’s Alice? you’re just gonna choose reynie because you do that for everything…”#well guess what? you’re half wrong! (I mean of course I thought of reynie first since average kid falling into a crazy situation)#which still could work#but! I think a better fit would be SQ! Surprising I know lol#Wait who’s reynie then…hear me out#Mad Hatter.#I’m running out of room for tags and I have to prepare a party so I can’t stay much longer but I just want to throw the idea out there#again sorry if I stole someone’s idea it was not intentional 🙏#the mysterious benedict society#tmbs#alice in wonderland#AIW x TMBS AU
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