#xiaolin showdown incorrect quotes

[qatheauthoress74]

Incorrect Quotes: Monkie Kid Edition #Whatever

Jack Spicer: *Points to Red Son* He does exactly what I do!

Red Son: But better.

[d13t0rt10n]

Wuya: Jack, what are you writing.

Jack: The monks want to know what Wu we have in our possession, so I'm letting them know.

Wuya: Don't be foolish boy!- wait...That just says 'Fuck around and Find out.'

Jack: Exactly

*Joint Evil Laughing*

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

Jack: Bad news: The monks locked the keys inside the office. Jack: Good news: We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith. Jack: Bad news: Cheeseball finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to tell him that the reason I learned was because, at age thirteen, I figured that kind of skill would impress cute girls. Jack: Good news: A cute girl saw me do it. Jack: Bad news: It was Kimiko. She’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a monkey that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle. She’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[urusten]

Please tell me y’all seen the original

[izscha]

Omi: Chase Young just said "picking locks is my specialty" and then proceeded to bash down the doors with his leg.

Chase Young, unfazed: We got in, didn't we?

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: He who is last to laughing laughs most loudly.

Howdy: *cracks his knuckles* What Wally did to that last sentence is what we're gonna do to you!

[the-black-bulls]

Liebe: I order you to spill your internal organs right now!!

The criminal being interrogated: [screams] What kind of sick people are you!?

Nero: I think he means spill your guts.

The criminal: You THINK?!

[foolilazuli]

Raimundo: What the heck? These Jackbots used to be cute and friendly, like Kimiko

Raimundo: Now they’re bloodthirsty and vindictive, like Kimiko when I touch her expensive makeup

Kimiko: You still owe me $30, by the way

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GC: D4V3, AR3 YOU 4LL R1GHT?

TG: im sitting in a pot of soup

TG: what do you think

[froggywentaprincin]

Good Enough Charming: Yuck! This candy tastes most unpleasant!

Darling Charming: That’s ‘cause it’s lipstick.

[hugthepanda12]

Vlad: Are the goggles necessary? Jack: No, but they really set the mood.

[d13t0rt10n]

Raimundo to Jack: How did you even get into the temple.

Jack: Oh please I've been breaking in here for weeks.

Jack, opening a cupboard: You've been out of peanut butter since Tuesday BTW.

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

Chase: All of my little one's snacks are organic. Wuya: That’s cool. Jack eats candy off the floor.

[urusten]

You don’t want to see the original.

[izscha]

Chase Young: Good showdown in my opinion, would partake in it again.

Omi: You literally murdered everyone.

Chase Young: Good times, good times.

[unicornblossom13]

[Making S’mores]

Jack: I never get to do stuff like this with my Jack-bots. Marshmallows always gunk up their circuitry.

Raimundo: Yeah, that’s the problem with having no real friends.