#xavi ask

[saphirdevil]

its been driving me crazy looking for it so ill shoot my shot... is the art of weird experiments youtuber yi sang yours?

OMG..... did you find from twitter?! YEAH UR RIGHT THAT WAS ME ewlf;ewofm;sfmd;

[valyrfia]

What is your opinion about Xavi? I'm still stuck in Bahrain this year when, in my opinion, he was a calming and supportive presence for Charles during that race with the brakes screwed up. But I see complaints quite often about him.

Xavi gets a lot of hate because he’s often the voice for a lot of questionable Ferrari strat decisions (like Monaco 2022….shudders). But remember that it’s been said that in mid-2022 when Charles was getting fucked over for the WDC by his own team, Xavi was the only one he trusted.

Xavi isn’t as “personable” from a PR perspective as some of the other race engineers to top drivers, he doesn’t bicker like GP with Max, isn’t talking about bets like Lando with Will Joseph. But Xavi isn’t there to run PR, he’s there to ensure that Charles and the pitwall are communicating and I think he does that very well. His tone is always clear and calm, and even though the “question.” or “we are checking” has become a meme it’s an excellent way to be spoken to over patchy radio when you’re speeding around a circuit at 300km/h. Xavi has become an easy target for people on the internet to joke about (I also think there’s a slightly disturbing element of him not having a British accent in there as well) but I think he’s one of the best race engineers. He’s calm and encouraging with Charles, is quiet when Charles needs him to be, and ensures there’s absolutely no way for him to be misunderstood.

Also, we don’t know what happens at the pitwall. My guess is that Xavi advocates quite well for Charles and his strategies—remember that Ferrari didn’t really want him on a Suzuka one stop to begin with.

[f1-stuff]

Bahrain GP '24 // Ferrari Team Radio Snippet (1/?)

Xavi: "Brake situation still stable." Charles: "You mean, it's still shit, right?"

[ikram1909]

Xavi Planes telling the story of how he and Gavi shared a room 8 years ago while in Japan and neither of them could sleep so Gavi asked for his music player and then just started singing English songs loudly 😭😭

[liverpool-enjoyer]

https://www.tumblr.com/liverpool-enjoyer/737075613179019264

Xavi to robert “you’re alone you motherfucker”

Gavi “robert, holy shit/fuck” (hostia is slang for most swears lmao)

shskhfksjs damn they gotta leave my guy alone 😭😭 sad to see elder abuse so rampant in la liga

[buttdumplin]

Im fucking tired of being the eldest sibling and doing and covering everything for everyone and then not being given a single instance of reciprocation

[xavitron883]

What is Leo and Casey jrs pride month sexuality?

Oh good question!

Leo is Gay (duh)

And Casey is Bi ace

[donfermin]

Xavi on Fermín

Q: I wanted to ask you about Fermín, because especially in the first few months when we saw him on the pitch, he left a very good impression. His level has been very consistent, but with the recovery of other midfielders we haven't seen as much of him lately. I wanted to ask you what we need to see from him so that he can get back to the minutes he had before.

A: I am very happy with Fermín, very happy. I think he has been one of the most pleasant surprises of the season. Him, Lamine, the youngsters who are coming through the ranks now and are playing like Cubarsí, Héctor Fort, Guiu. Well, I'm very happy with Fermín, very happy. He's participating, he's playing, he's played the last few games, he's played practically all the minutes. But of course, there is competition. Pedri's recovery has also caused him to have less minutes. Gundogan himself is at a good level, Frenkie is at a very good level. The addition of Christensen in the defensive pivot also doesn't benefit him, but I'm delighted with Fermin and he'll continue to play.

[bellcza]

just realized we wont see gavi play under xavi again. dont talk to me

yeah, worst realization of the night. especially since he was always behind xavi 1000%, always fought for him. devastated for them both.

[saphirdevil]

shit section gang girls night :3

was that a typo?efdmewmd;e girls who loves chips and have ibs (original - bbq - prawn cocktail)

[valyrfia]

xavi is in bed with the sainz camp, has been since the binotto era (but played nice with charles to keep a job/keep his trust). just wait and see how charles' 'bad luck' falls off from next weekend....

Now THIS is tea.

[ikram1909]

Throwback to when baby Gavi dedicated his goal to his injured teammate and friend Xavi Simons twice 💞🥰

[liverpool-enjoyer]

Is there any UEFA High headcannons you have and are willing to share hehe :333

ANON CMERE N LEMME GIVE YOU A BIG OL SMOOCH I LOVE YOU

during the election, christian tried to get his fellow students to register to vote, despite the fact that they are a) not american and b) under eighteen. sergio ruthlessly mocked him.

students skip class to watch when xavi n ancelottis classes play each other in soccer in pe

also yeah xavi still has a job in this au yippee

pablo is still VERY ACTIVELY crushing on nico after they had that one (1) conversation at marcos party

like bro is constantly asking either marco or joao to set them up

in like,,, 90% of thomas' scenes, hes wearing some old crewneck sweater that says 'washington dc' that he got at the airport

sometimes neymar naruto runs to class n luis literally pretends he does not know him

marcos home life fucking SUCKS. his parents got divorced n it was MESSYYYY

harry kane has a crush on thomas n is completely oblivious to the fact that thomas is VERY CLEARLY still hung up on his ex

the week after robert broke up with him, thomas spent the entire time listening to sad music in his room, only coming out begrudgingly when simon wanted to play mario kart with him

sergios dad is literally the most STRESSED individual on the planet. hes like this nervous sweaty guy who constantly looks like hes on the verge of tears, n his entire job is him cleaning up the diplomatic messes his son creates

manu has never heard his dad refer to him by his name

aurora n fermin are in a talking stage n every time pablo hears about it he very openly has a fucking aneurysm

pedri is one of the like,,, maybe two kids at this school who doesnt have neglectful ass parents. his dad is a diplomat n his mom owns a restaurant n they are very kind lovely ppl!!

despite the fact that federico finds dusan annoying as HELL, he rlly truly does love him

dominik is not letting go of that crush on trent anytime soon, boyfriend be damned

pretty much the entire german embassy knows abt the thomas / robert / marco beef

luka wants to study international relations at georgetown, n be a diplomat like his mom

trents actually quite shy when robbo isnt around

ok this isnt that related but i like to imagine that kate, thierry, jamie, n micah exist somewhere in this universe,,, like theyre college students or something, n titi is just as down bad as he is irl

[deepspace-bunny]

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These are all of the custom hashtags for the blog! I have individual hashtags for the boys depending on the type of content that'll be features in their fics, as well as their ship names!

Asks:

໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ Ask

Ramblings:

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Submissions:

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Fluff:

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Angst:

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Smut:

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____________⋆ ˚｡ ⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡ ⋆____________

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Fluff:

⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆Snow Day

Angst:

⋆⁺₊❅.Frozen Tears

Smut:

⋆꙳•❅• •❆ ₊⋆Seal Slapping

____________⋆ ˚｡ ⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡ ⋆____________

໒꒰ྀི｡- ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ Rafayel

Fluff:

𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆝⋆｡˚ 𓇼Happy Splashes

Angst:

𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼Fish Flop

Smut:

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____________⋆ ˚｡ ⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡ ⋆____________

໒꒰ྀི´• ˕ •` ꒱ྀིა Sylus

Fluff:

˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ּ ֶָ֢.Cooing Raven

Angst:

𓅯 𓇢𓆸Ruffled Feathers

Smut:

˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗Nesting Crow

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Ship Names:

Bear in mind that these are generalized names for the ships. If you want to specifically find a fic where one character is the top and the other is the bottom, I always will do a character/character tag where the top is the first character listed

Xavier & Zayne

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Xavier & Rafayel

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Xavier & Sylus

(„• ֊ •„)੭ Fallenangel

Zayne and Rafayel

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Zayne and Sylus

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Rafayel and Sylus

≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ Catfish

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[xavitron883]

Hello hello hello!! I just so happened to stumbled upon this ✨ wonderful ✨ blog, and was wondering if you could make King finding out Purple is ticklish? Like, after the whole fight in the nether, they obviously have A TON of wounds. And while bandaging his son up, he finds out he's ticklish? Or the other way around. That'd be even more amazing. Thanks for listening to me ramble.

Ask and thou shall recieve

Thankyou so much for the idea! I had alot of fun with this

[blorbocedes]

xavi leaving charles is something. i've seen a lot of cheering but charles has always been generally very positive about xavi so mmmh. timing wise it's weird, we're already a good bit into the season. also who's gonna tell charles he's doing a good job every 15 seconds now ☹️

do you think ferrari saw the tiktok edits of charles spinning in a tunnel and xavi ghosting him and decided to fire him