#wym I fucked up that badly

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Nocturn: The files on Mitchell- Sidestep, who is named Mitchell:

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Stupidest things people have got mad at me about on tumblr:

-when I said using he/him pronouns could be a weird lesbian. In reference to hypothetical people making assumptions about Brienne of tarth being a lesbian while she was dating JAIME LANNISTER. And people were like ��� wym weird lesbian it’s actually really normal and not even a little weird for a lesbian to use he/him what are you trying to imply by saying weird lesbians use he/him op I think you should re examine your language and biases. When. [points at cargo pants and mouths am he/him lesbian]

-when I said you can occasionally drink alcohol on the weekends and people were like fuck you and die and fuck this post it’s so irresponsible to blatantly promote alcoholism when it ruins lives and knowing an alcoholic has ruined my life and you’re telling people it’s OKAY and NORMAL to be an alcoholic. Again. Over. Sometimes you can drink a little on the weekend. And. [points to fridge and mouths am dead sober. And also have someone in my life who is an alcoholic]

-when I used the phrase the noticer n someone very obviously made a post in response without speaking to me about how Friendly Reminder you should be looking at slurs.com to keep up to date with dog whistles such as noticer so you don’t accidentally use them and then dozens of people. Who read that post and learned that for the first time. 5 minutes later reblogged my post + sent me asks that were like I learned this was a dog whistle today (MANY ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS THAT THIS WAS KNOWLEDGE THEY HAD FOR LESS THAN 5 HOURS) but you should know better and fuck you and die if you don’t know better

-when I said smith college problems are when the minutia of queer white middle to upper class liberals in blue enclaves are presented as universal experiences and people were like. It’s so fucked up that you’re using this family who took smith to court for racism as an example of people who are experiencing problems that aren’t real and don’t matter and you’re minimizing that experience. NOT WHAT I SAID?

-when I said this supernatural fan fic is awesome it’s an incredibly accurate Dean. And someone was like. You’re wrong it’s not incredibly accurate because he’s gay not bi. I don’t like that fan fiction because he’s gay not bi and therefore it’s badly characterized. And I was like. Ok. I think that’s part of the good characterization and I also think it’s kind of silly to brush off characterization entirely based on the split hairs of orientation of a fake character. And I got called biphobic for a week.

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UNDER YOUR TOUCH

Summary: After her difficult breakup, Tiana wanted to start anew with her life. That's when she realized her life would be better when she met him.

This fanfic is 18+! NO MINORS ALLOWED

word count: 4665

smut warning; it’ll come in the story randomly so PLEASE PLEASE look out for it I’m not really good at writing ✍🏽 smuts but I’m improving at the moment.

Jey Uso x Tiana

AWFUL GRAMMAR IM GETTING BETTER I SWEAR LOL.

comments, likes, repost are appreciated I would love the constructive feedback in what area I need to approve in. 🤍

ALSO! I don’t not want nobody stealing my fanfics or take it as theirs that will be an issue fasho so keep it cute respectfully.

I only own my OC along with the make up scenarios

But I’ll be writing along the way since this story is in my drafts on Wattpad right now so yuh. 💁🏽‍♀️

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18.

TIANA Since I had today off, I spent it watching Baddies Caribbean upstairs in my room. I also considered improving my nail salon as soon as I had saved up enough money to allow me to do the things I needed to do.

I noticed that Trinity had texted me while I was watching my show, so I took my phone off the charger and retrieved it from the dresser.

IMESSAGE 💬 Trin🤭🫶🏽: Hey baby girl! I was just checking up on you. Tiana: Hey, I'm fine Trin just watching my show yk Trin🤭🫶🏽: yeah, have you spoken to your future husband yet? Tiana: Um no I haven't heard from him today why? Did something happen? Trin🤭🫶🏽: Damn ig he didn't tell you Tiana: 🤨🤨 wym? Trin🤭🫶🏽: oh...nothing, nothing girl Tiana: un-unt don't do that girl spill it now Trin🤭🫶🏽: Tiana yk I can't because Josh will kill me if I do so sorry. 😭😭 Tiana: omg yall is honestly scaring me Trin🤭🫶🏽: 😭😭

What the hell was happening today? And what the hell is Trinity talking about, a surprise? I mean, don't get me wrong; I love me some surprises, but this one seems a bit unfamiliar to me.

I brushed off the feeling while scrolling through my socials and seeing what everyone was posting on their stories. Ever since Malakai got sentenced to prison, I've been receiving threats from his people, including Kehlani, but I didn't let that bother me because they're so delusional, just like him.

I saw that my man had posted something. Since he was sweating in the video about his story, I assumed that he had gone to the gym for a little bit.

'God, he looked so fucking fine. I just wanna suck him up so badly.'

While I was eye fucking my man, I heard a knock on my bedroom door, seeing Bianca coming in with my favorite white roses.

I raised an eyebrow, looking at her. "B, what's going on?" This was honestly scaring me. I didn't know what was going on, and nobody was telling me anything.

"Oh, nothing, girl. Josh just bought you your favorite roses." She said.

"Bull shit B what's going on?" I said, folding my arms.

"Tiana, nothing is happening. Also, Jey said to be ready around nine tonight." After she said that, she left the room, leaving me dumbfounded.

I rolled my eyes as I placed the roses in a clear, clean vase. I walked towards my dresser, picking out some dresses that would be suitable for whatever Jey had planned.

rikishi replied to your story: My son will take care of you T uceyjucey replied to your story: you deserve them mama. ❤️ jonathanfatu replied to your story: you'll be so happy for tonight T. biancabelairwwe replied to your story: 🤭🤭 trinity_fatu replied to your story: you'll start crying for sure for tonight. shelovesemma replied to your story: be prepared for tonight girly.

Reading everyone's replies made me think about what Jey had planned for tonight. And what was everyone talking about?

✧.* JEY I was extremely excited about what I had planned for tonight. I couldn't wait to finally put a ring on her finger and call her my fiancée and, soon, my wife, too.

I made reservations at our favorite restaurant around nine, which she loves to go to. After we left the restaurant, I decorated my house with the help of Bianca, Trin, and Emma. I know that she'll love it.

I was at work getting a client's arm tattooed when I heard someone yelling up front. That's when I saw Kierra coming inside the room, and I looked up at her.

"What's goin' on, Keke?" I asked.

"Jey, I think your ex-girlfriend is here, and she's starting shit up front." She said with a perplexed expression on her face.

"Shit ight I'll handle it could you finish up his tattoo for me please?" She nodded her head while I went out of the room to see what was happening.

When I went towards the front, all I could see was Kehlani standing there with her arms folded. I just rolled my eyes. Her eyes darted towards my direction, and as she walked towards my direction, she almost slapped me in the face. That's when I held onto her wrist, giving her a stern expression.

"Kehlani, what the fuck are you doing here?" I asked sternly.

She scoffed at me as she yanked her arm away from my grasp. "Boy, why are you going to marry that bitch!"

"That's none of your business. We ain't even together anymore. We broke up like two years ago, Kehlani. Leave me alone, bro." She shook her head, standing there pouting like a little kid knowing damn well that doesn't work on me.

"No! I'm not leaving you, and that bitch got Kai in prison for five years for something he didn't do. She just made that all up!" She shouted as I stared at her in disbelief.

'She can't be fucking serious right now?'

I couldn't believe what I was hearing right now, her denying that Tiana was never abused and just "made it up" just to get attention when she's really the one trying to get attention.

"Girl, yo' ass is tripping right now; get out before I have somebody come handle yo' little ass." I threatened as she chuckled.

"Who will handle me? Because can't nobody handle me, baby." I rubbed both of my hands against my beard, nodding my head and smirking.

I pulled out my phone and dialed Tiana's phone number.

OTP Mamas🩷: Heyy Papi ZaddyJey🤍: Hey mama what you doing right now? Mamas🩷: I am at the salon getting my hair done why what's wrong? ZaddyJey🤍: send me some pics of it when you're done but can you come to my tattoo shop and handle a certain someone. Mamas🩷: babyyyy I'm going to mess up my hair if I deal with her ass ZaddyJey🤍: I'll pay for it to get it done again just please I can't put my hands on her and she don't wanna leave Mamas🩷: ight ight I'll be there in a little bit. ZaddyJey🤍: ight then mama love you Mamas🩷: love you too.

CALL ENDED

After she hung up, I put my phone back inside my pocket, folding my arms in the process. I stared at Kehlani, who also had her arms folded.

"Was that yo' bitch you just called? I will beat her ass in a heartbeat." Kehlani said confidently.

I chuckled at her, "Yeah, we will see."

"I will fuck her up, Jey, ion' why you're with her ass, including marrying her when you should be marrying me instead." I rolled my eyes at her.

"I don't marry cheaters, Kehlani, and you know that." I said.

✧.* I saw a black BMW pulling up towards my shop, knowing that it was Tiana coming from the salon, and damn, she looked so good right now.

Walking in wearing this cute ass all brown one-piece along with some Nike Dunks can't believe to say that this is all mine. Her eye went towards my direction, then towards Kehlani's, and she rolled her eyes at her coming towards my direction.

She wrapped her arms around my neck as my hands snaked around her ass cheeks, giving them a good squeeze before kissing her on her thick lips.

I gave her a few more kisses, pulling away in the process.

"Girl, you need to go ahead and leave because ion' have time to mess up my hair." Tiana said as Kehlani chuckled at her.

"Whatever, you weren't going to do a damn thing anyway. Pick me bitch." She spat as Tiana walked up to her, grabbing her by the hair.

Tiana dragged Kehlani outside, throwing her on the concrete ground while she winched in pain, holding her body. This was something interesting to watch as I stood there seeing my fiancée handling business.

"I'm not going to warn yo' ass again; don't bring yo' ass back here," Tiana warned.

Kehlani got up from the ground, holding onto her stomach, and glared at us as she tried to run up on Tiana again, causing her to push her into the pole.

Tiana grabbed her by the hair and punched her in the face while Kehlani was covering her head, trying to protect herself.

She stopped fixing her hair and backed up away from me as she stood next to me. I snaked my hand around her waist, kissing her on the cheek, and watched Kehlani struggle to get up.

"God girl, you're so pathetic, man; go do something with your life and leave us alone. Can't you see that we're happy?" She said.

I'm not going to lie. Tiana looked so good. Being all worked up and worried about me just turned me on a little bit.

"I don't give a damn. He was mine first before you even came into the picture." Tiana rolled her eyes at her while folding her arms in the process.

"But you cheated on him, and he left you with someone better, and that someone is me, so you can go ahead and cry like a baby all you want."

Kehlani threw us the middle finger before getting inside her car and pulling out of the parking lot as Tiana and I stood there watching her leave.

"Damn, mama not goin' lie; you look good all worked up." I said.

"Well, I have to protect my man from people like her." She flipped her hair to the side, showing her side profile more.

"Ight ight but why don't you go home and get ready for tonight I'll come pick you up."

Tiana smiled at me as she wrapped her arms around my neck kissing me on the lips before removing her arms from my neck.

"What do you have planned? Like everyone has been weird today." Tiana asked.

I chuckled at her, knowing that I couldn't tell her, or it would just ruin it. "I'm not spilling, ma; you just goin' have to wait and see when I come get you." She rolled her eyes at me, giving me one more kiss on the lips before heading towards her car.

I took a slight peek at her ass while she walked towards her car, and damn, that's such a view for me to see.

I went back inside the shop, and Kierra was standing there looking at me.

"What's up, keke?" I asked.

"Wasn't that the same girl who got her tattoo covered up?" Kierra questioned.

"Yeah? That's my girlfriend, who will soon be my fiancée later on tonight." Once I said that, her face went into complete shock, and her lips parted.

I just chuckled at her facial expressions while heading towards my office.

✧.* OMNISCIENT Tiana was finishing getting ready for her date with Jey, which he had planned for them tonight. She didn't know what was happening or what he had planned, which made her nervous.

As she was getting ready, she saw her phone blow up. She grabbed it, seeing that Malakai's mother was sending her messages.

IMESSAGE 💬 Mrs Jackson sent 3+ messages

Mrs Jackson: I fucking hate you: you bitch now my son will be in prison for something he hasn't done! Mrs Jackson: all he did was love you and adore you! But you had to make these fake allegations against him Mrs Jackson: pick me bitch

Tiana read through the messages thoroughly and chuckled at them before blocking his mother and deleting her number. She checks herself out in the mirror, thinking to herself, 'damn, I look good for tonight. He is a fortunate man.'

"Tiana! Jey is at the door!" Bianca shouted.

Tiana ran and grabbed her purse and keys before heading downstairs to greet her man, who was standing there looking good as always. He never fails to look good.

He was wearing a button-down white top, some ripped jeans, and his white Air Forces, including his piercings on both ends of his ears. He also had a nice, fresh haircut.

She walked up towards him, wrapping her arms around his neck. His hands snaked around her waist, kissing her on the lips.

His lips became behind her ear, making sure nobody could hear what he was whispering to her.

"you look fine as fuck right now, baby; it makes me wanna put a baby inside of your pretty ass." Jey whispered, giving her ass a good grip.

"Joshhhh." Tiana whined softly as he chuckled at her pulling away from each other.

"C'mon, let's go before we are late." She nodded and walked out of the house toward his car.

He started the ignition to his car as he pulled out of the driveway driving to the restaurant.

Jey pulled out a blunt from his glove department and gave it to Tiana to light up for them. She took a few puffs of it before giving it back to him.

He placed his hand on her left thigh vibing out to the music that she was playing in the car as they were driving towards the place.

✧.* They finally made it to the restaurant as Jey blindfolded her, holding onto her waist and carefully walking her towards the door.

While he was doing that, the host walked them towards their tables. Tiana felt a breeze coming from outside, and Jey carefully sat her down in the chair.

When he removed the blindfold from her eyes, her face went wide as she looked at the view from the food and then outside, seeing everything.

He chucked at her reaction as she looked at him with a beaming smile.

"Oh my gosh, Josh, this is so beautiful, like from the view and everything." Tiana complimented.

"I mean, I had to make today special for a reason, but like I said, I won't be spoiling anything, " he said as she poured champagne into the glass next to them.

She couldn't stop looking at the view. It was such a beautiful view; in her eyes, everything looked so small. Tiana felt Jey grabbing her hand and pulling her towards the piano. While he put their glass of champagne down, he opened the piano and began playing Monica Love All Over Me.

Tiana couldn't help but admire her man playing the piano as she sipped off her drink, watching him. She leaned her head on his shoulders, closing her eyes.

He played the piano passionately, kissing Tiana on top of her head and smiling in the process.

After their dinner together, Jey made Tiana cover her eyes yet again, which she hated because she wanted to see what it was, but he wasn't going to let her.

He unlocked his door, taking her upstairs. She carefully walked into the living room, signaling Trin, Bianca, Emma, Montez, and Jon to come out in front. He then removed his hands from her eyes.

Tiana covered her mouth with a shocked expression. When she turned around, she saw Jey on one knee with a ring in his hand.

As everyone was recording this precious moment, she couldn't help but have tears forming in her eyes.

"Tiana ever since I met you that day at my tattoo shop I just knew that you were the one for me I've been through everything with you just how you have with me you have a special place in my heart and I don't regret it mama will you marry me? And be with me forever?" Jey confessed, waiting for Tiana's answer.

Tears flowed down her cheeks as she nodded her head, "Yes," and gave him a hug. He hugged her tightly, tears coming down his cheeks as well.

Everyone around them was cheering and crying happy tears, including Bianca and Montez, who were so happy for their best friend to finally be happy.

They pulled away from each other as Tiana wiped his tears from his face while he did the same to her. He put the ring on her finger; it fitted her finger perfectly, along with the promise ring that she still had.

He cupped both of her cheeks together, placing a soft kiss on her lips. Montez and Bianca ran up to her, giving her a huge hug.

"Tink, you're officially a fiancée girl!" Bianca said excitedly.

"I know I am so fucking happy man." Tiana said.

Trinity came up behind her excitedly. "Welcome to the club, babygirl! " she chuckled at her while staring at Jey, who was dabbing it up with Montez and Jon as they congratulated him.

"Yall were in on this huh." She asked.

"Yeah, of course." They both said at the same time. Tiana just rolled her eyes at them.

✧.* Everyone left Jey's house while Tiana was upstairs in the bathroom, looking at herself in the mirror. She was wearing her lacy red bra and cheeky panties, which Bianca had bought her.

She was fixing her hair before putting in her silky robe turning the door knob seeing Jey lying down on his phone, not even looking her way.

He looked up at her, saw her wearing a silky robe, and tried to figure out what was hiding underneath.

When she loosened the robe and dropped it on the floor, his eyes widened and he fought to regulate his breathing. He was staring at her up and down, so she went onto bed.

His eyes tracked her motions as he placed his phone down, like if she were prey. Tiana straddled into his lap, removing his shirt in the process. He was allowing her to take charge of the situation, something he never did.

She began rubbing all over his chest as he felt his breath become irregular, and she kissed him all over his body. She carried on, seeing him squirm under her touch.

Tiana placed her lips on his neck as she heard a groan escaping from his lips, he gripped onto both of her ass cheeks tightly as he thrust his hips making her feel how hard he was getting for her and only her.

She snaked her fingers down his shorts and into his PSD red boxers, stroking his dick up and down, making him roll his eyes in the back of his head. His lips parted as he murmured gently into her ear as she continued to stroke it, driving him wild.

"F-fuck...mama.." Jey moaned.

Trying to get control of the situation, he clutched her throat firmly while sitting up, his eyes dark and lusty. Placing his lips on hers, fiercely tongue kissing her down her throat while pinning her to the bed, regaining control and authority, he was taken aback by what she did.

"Yo' ass finna get it little mama." He said in a raspy tone.

SMUT WARNING Jey had her arms pinned behind her back as he was beating her shit in; his lips were tucked in while throwing his head back.

He looked down at his view seeing her ass jiggling through his strokes, hearing her sweet soft moans escaping her lips.

It was music to his ears

Slapping her left ass cheek as she whined giving her these punishing strokes while she tried to push him away despite her arms being pinned behind her back.

"D-daddy Please..." Tiana begged.

"Nah take this fucking dick." Jey grunted gripping onto her hips tightly.

'Come with me, come with me Come with me, come with me (You're so fuckin' nasty)'

She couldn't take it, attempting to get away from his strokes, which prompted Jey to grasp a full load of her hair, yank her back, and fuck her senselessly. He made her eyes roll in the back of her skull.

"Shit Joshua..."

"What's up mama?" He says with a raspy tone fucking her balls deep.

Her walls were clenching around him, causing a groan to escape his lips while looking down at his dick sliding in and out of her wetness.

'Came across an oasis in the Mojave Follow any instructions of your body I bottle that shit up, pour it and sip (Bottle, bottle, bottle, bottle, bottle, bottle)'

Her essence was covering up all over his dick, which satisfied him. He let go of her hair pulling out of her as she wailed like a baby going onto the bed lying down, indicating her to come mount him like a pony.

She got onto him reversed cowgirl style, holding onto legs for support while she stuck it back inside of her and began bouncing up and down on it.

Jey watched while keeping his hands behind his head, enjoying his view. He loved the way she rode it like a big girl.

"Yeah, keep ridin' that dick, baby. You doin' so good, mama." He cooed, slapping her ass.

"Uhn, Daddy, this dick feels so good, fuckk." Tiana moaned.

Her skin was slapping against his stomach as she continued to bounce on it while the whole room was filled with her moans and skin slapping.

'Girl, you should taste the water from your well (Bottle, bottle, bottle, bottle, bottle) You ain't gotta tell me what you like, she say it for you'

Meanwhile, Jey sat up with a malicious smirk on his face, clutching her waist and driving his hips up, slamming her shit in as she moaned loudly.

"Joshhhhh oh my goddd."

"Un-Huh ma take this shit, take it." He growled fucking her vigorously.

'I just wanna fuck you 'til you cry, vintage Dior you I need you to hold it 'til you can't, I'll reward you (I can't, no, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't)'

This man had her seeing stars, and she couldn't stop rolling her eyes as he proceeded to assault her moist cunt while she was miserable and defeated by him. "This my pussy mama?" He questioned her as she tilted her head to look into his eyes and nodded.

She couldn't even grasp or say the words because she was so overwhelmed by the pressure and wonderful agony she was experiencing. 

Until he grabbed her firmly by the throat maintaining that eye contact that they had. "I'm not repeating myself baby."

"Y-yes daddy! this is yours all yours!" She mewled weakly.

He rolled her over on her back, putting his dick deep inside her in a missionary position while they kept eye contact. Their foreheads are touching as they watch his dick enter and exit her. He kissed her thick lips, holding her throat in the process.

"Talk to me baby, I'm hitting that shit?" Jey grunted.

"Yes Josh yes." Her facial expression scrunched up a bit which Jey took notice knowing that she was going cum so he sped up his pace.

'So, come with me, come with me Come with me, come with me'

Circling his hips and hitting her spot drove her insane, seeing her break beneath him. She clawed his back badly, forcing him to hiss at the agony in his back.

"Scratch me up all you want princess, fuck you're so beautiful."

"Hmm...shit shit shit daddy."

"Keep calling for me baby I'm right here daddy's right here mama."

His beautiful rhetoric turned her on even more, and he marked her up with wet kisses on the neck, letting her know that he was hers and she was his.

'Cuida'o si me pide' duro, que voy y te enchulo Ahora no me suelta', baby, raro que no te haga un baby.'

As Jey continued to pound into her gushy insides, he felt his dick twitching inside her, tucking the bottom of his lip while watching her take his dick like a champ. She could feel it all the way through her gut, and tears streamed down her cheeks as she covered her face to hide it.

'Si quito el seguro, vuelve' de seguro Ay, sí, tocándote así, yo muero ahí Mami, que Dios nos perdone, pero si ven las conversacione', bueno'

What she didn't realize was that Jey had taken note when he withdrew her hands from her face and pinned them down.

"Lemme' see how good I'm fucking you I wanna watch you cum on this dick." He rasped.

"Fuck Josh fuckkkk." Tiana moaned softly gripping on his shoulders.

'Tal ve' no entienden, pichea a la gente y vamo' a empezar de cero La muerdo y le dejo un tattoo, pregunto si le gusta ahí, mmm Yo sé, baby, yo sé, la que se puso a probar fuiste tú'

Tiana let out a loud gasp and rolled her eyes in the back of her head, cumming all over him, while Jey watched her do exactly that. She couldn't stand it any longer, feeling sensitive and her legs shaking violently as Jey held her still, forcing his dick deep inside of her. Jey gasped as he gently thrusted his hips into her, revealing his seeds blended with her essence trickling from her.

SMUT OVER

'Come with me, come with me (Sabe' que te gusta, se siente cabrón, yeah, yeah, oh) Come with me, come with me (Por ley que le caigo si estás home alone)'

Tiana's body shook violently, and she placed her hands on her chest to help her breathing, keeping her eyes closed for a while. Meanwhile, Jey went to the bathroom, using a cloth with warm water to wipe up Tiana. He noticed her shaking, her eyes closed, as he stroked her legs to calm her down. His touch made her feel at ease, and when she opened her eyes, she saw him standing there.

'Come with me, come with me (Ahí mismo, oh, en 4K frente a la cámara, te muevo por toda la recámara, los recibo' están en las sábana') Come with me, come with me (Se prende más con la luz apagá')'

"You okay baby? Did I go to rough on you?" Jey asked softly.

"N-no you're fine love." Tiana softly said.

"Ight imma start us up a nice warm bath okay?" She nodded her head yes as she watched him disappear in the bathroom. She looked at her ring along with her promise ring on her finger.

Tiana couldn't believe that she is engaged now to the man she will soon call her husband.

Under Your Touch.

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tianasworld: guys I said yes! he went all out for me for this special moment to happen I am so happy to be called Mrs Fatu I love you so much baby🥹💍 @ uceyjucey

uceyjucey: you deserve it all baby you know imma spoil yo' ass rotten Mrs Fatu 😮‍💨🫶🏼 tianasworld: @ uceyjucey 😩😩 biancabelairwwe: I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TINK! FINALLY MY BESTIE CAN BE HAPPY AND NOW I CAN CALL JOSHUA BROTHER-IN-LAW🙂🙂 tianasworld: @ biancabelairwwe PLEASE LOOK WHAT YOU DID JOSHUA😭😭 zillafatu: cuzzo popped the question out? okayy I see you I'm happy for yall shelovesemma: I am happy bro like what 🥹 trinity_fatu: welcome to the club babygirl! romanreigns: happy for yall ❤️ rikishi: proud of yall two ❤️ tianasworld: @ rikishi thanks pops ❤️🫶🏼

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tianasworld replied to your story: I am so honored to be Mrs Fatu baby 🥹🩷 jonathanfau replied to your story: finally no mo teasing you put a ring on her finger 😭 biancabelairwwe replied to your story: BROTHER-IN-LAW!! zillafatu replied to your story: I am proud of you cuzzo lmk when the wedding happens most def be there 🫡🫡 rikishi replied to your story: proud of you son ❤️ theylovekehlani replied to your story: you're fucking kidding me right? 😐 trinity_fatu replied to your story: YESSSS

A/N: Tiana is now engaged y'all 🥹 I am so happy for her but what the fuck is they goin' to do with Kehlani ass? She just a pick me atp I'm tired of her ass I'm author and I am tired of her ass is diabolical 😭😭

Also do yall like it when I add the lyrics to the spicy scenes? Or nah? Me personally it brings out more imagination.

THEYRE BACK IN BUSINESS BABY!!! in my opinion I feel like they rushed this a little bit but hey I'm not complaining 💁🏽‍♀️

But I hope yall enjoy this chapter lmk in the comments.

Stay Ucey.

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Hiii omg !! I love your writing smsm !! The way you write is so real and similar to the way that I do and I get way too self conscious to post so I made a blog separate from my old one for hopefully publishing stories !! Smut usually makes me uncomfortable but yours feels like it's happening between real people if that makes sense. Like some people write their stories and it never feels like people really say those things but I love your writing sm- 🫀

OMG HELLO!!! I’m so so so so so sorry for replying late, the last few days are hectic cuz of exams ahh my f the result showing :(

And like I think this is one of the best compliments I’ve received regarding my works. I often felt like I was pushing it or smtn cuz I don’t really have ‘experience’ like I’ve only fantasised or thought about it. so I always thought I was fucking up but this is one of the best thing ever, thank you so much

And I get wym when I read about Nsfw stuff I always feel uneasy, not because it’s badly written it’s because it seems so perfect.

From what I’ve learned from others regarding their real life experiences is that sex is not perfect apparently it’s very goofy many times cuz half the time you kinda fuck up but they say it’s ok.

Plus I guess I’ve always felt lacking or have insecurities regarding my body/looks so I try my best to insert the embarrassment/insecurity in my fics accompanied w/ praise. (It’s very self indulgent tbh)

And also I get it, even I get really self conscious like whenever i post all I can think of is how many likes or how many people will like it and all but I still do it anyways even if I think my post will not do well I still post cuz like if I won’t try I won’t know. And after I post I try (try: keyword) to keep my phone away so I don’t constantly check the amount of likes. This helps me I hope it can help u too but If it doesn’t it’s ok!! My chats are always open

So yea sorry for ranting but thank u so much and if anyone has smut suggestions pls do send. And like again thank you so much my day wasn’t that good hearing this made me feel so much better, you really don’t know how thankful I am to all of you guys who like my work.

THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AS WELL

And thank you I hope you have an awesome day 🩷

[bunny-banana]

Hey, sorry to be random but what did Gregor do? I am a bit out of the loop it seems

hey bestieeeeee, sit back and enjoy the ride

Okay, I assume you know about the classics like the whole inapproriate suicide jokes about Finland thing, and the whole Ukraine war is a "war of two people" thing and that time he told someone to stop being greedy on ig.

But what I'm referencing tonight is his latest story from their gig. The caption said smth like "are any girls ready to rock tonight?" Many people found that 1) bit odd because that implies the entire JO fanbase is made up from underaged girls. like sir, I'm older than half this band wym "girls". and more importantly 2) its uncomfortable that he's singling out "girls" specifically. He could have said "is everyone ready to rock" but he didn't. its girls, specifically.

What I also found out today is that he apparently he texted some fans back in May his location for an upcoming JO gig and how the boys might be there too. The thing is, most of these things are minor mishaps if at all. Yes, the suicide joke was undoubtedly inappropriate, and that one time he told fans on IG to not be greedy was also rude. But all things considered, its nothing really huge yet. But there's just an uncomfortable atmosphere in the room nevertheless. He's becoming way too chummy with fans, way too involved with them through DM's which in itself is becoming.....odd. The whole "i'll text you our location thing" is also just strange, because what would the potential circumstances be? you arrive at some location, with him alone. the boys MIGHT be there (but also they might NOT be. and if theyre not, what will you do????) And the story from today à "are any girls here ready to party?".... y'know "girls" implies younger fans, who in turn are also more impressionable and manipulable. Maybe some 17 year old would have replied with "yes!! im right here!!" And on another note, as the band's PR manager, I just dont think you should say all that shit on your public profile. You're a public person, this isn't your private IG account where you can have all sorts of banter with ur mates. Saying some insensitive shit and/or fucking things up with the fans will also reflect badly on the lads even if they aren't the ones at fault.

in summary: even if he genuinely only has good intentions in mind is almost irrelevant because it just comes off as sketchy and creepy.

[ileftherbackhome]

idk, i just don't think it's okay to act like the only way you can know if someone loves u is if they marry u.

i just don't understand why yall push for marriage so hard. for real, like why do yall want to be married so fucking badly that yall will just say crazy shit like a 6 year relationship with "no" commitment is the same thing as a 2 week fling?????? wym, "no" commitment, first of all. and secondly, even if u could monogamously date someone for SIX FUCKING YEARS with "no" commitment, it would never equate to a 2 week fling. like i really hated this take a lot. like ugh. ugh. there is so much purity culture bullshit wrapped up in that idea that i cant even begin to fully unpack it.

[starjxsung]

Babe is such a universal thing, I think I’m going to start calling you honey! Honey is one of my personal favorites heheheh

I’m so sorry you went through so much star I hope you’re doing well and I can’t wait for you to be able to make that cake ahhh please send me pics! Also on the applying it’s best to stay in the job your in because it’s so true it’s hard to apply and see if you even get the job especially me as someone who’s still trying to apply and no luck ugh

What’s your love language??? Mine is words of affirmations I love telling people I care that i appreciate them so much

I don’t remember if someone had asked this before but has an anon actually tried to get with you like I know most of anons flirt with you a lot and you flirt with us and we made a mutual connection by even talking out of tumblr but like has an anon actually tried to take your flirting to the next level ie actually thought you were trying to get into a relationship????

A little life update on my end: anxiety really sucks, it’s making me lose sleep by waking up every hour and it’s messing with me a lot making me feel like my friendships are just one sided and that they rather be with other people than me. It’s not helping either that this anon on my tumblr has been saying mean things about me and criticizing the way I write ( it usually doesn’t affect me but rn with how I am mentally it kinda is) but it’s getting so bad that opening my phone and seeing notifications just makes me want to puke

🩶

NO BC HONEY IS SOOO CUUUUUUTE it feels like marriage vibes frfr I love it 🤞🥹

I WILLLL POST PICS OF JILIX CAKE TOMORROW PROBABLY I actually bought one of those mini birthday cakes and it’s been sitting in my fridge for like 3 days so it probably tastes like shit now but it’s SOOOO CUTE IM SO EXCITED 💓 Ughhhhh I know exactly what you mean the job market sucks ASSSSSS rn I just know it’s gonna be an ordeal but I’m definitely still looking at what’s out there and seeing if there’s anything I can transition into that might be a little easier bc my work load right now is the fucking worst :(

Love language HMMMM I think it’s words of affirmation for myself, and then for others I’m really partial to gift giving 💞 I loooove being the kind of person who just finds something cute online and sends it to someone or surprises them w it! I order my sister little desserts sometimes since she lives in another city or sometimes I get random shit for my parents or friends bc it reminds me of them I just love seeing people’s reactions to gifts 🥹

The anon question hahaha yesssss I was in a kinda long situationship type thing w an anon on here and it ended really badly. I truly wish her nothing but the best now and we’re no longer on talking terms, but I’m always grateful for the people I have the pleasure of being in romantic relationships/situationships with even if they end badly ! I hope she finds what she’s looking for eventually

Also I’m so sorry to hear about your anxiety :((( I’m kind of in the same boat rn (literally just picked up my antidepressants today slayyy) but holy fuck wym there’s an anon sending you hate?? Hello?????? That is so fucked up oh my god I’ve gotten my fair share of anon hate on here but please just delete any messages you get and don’t even give them the time of day. It’s so fucked up they’d stoop so low and hide behind an anonymous profile to send hate to random people. What have they even been saying to you? If you need to send me anything privately on discord pls feel free to do so :( I’m so sorry this is happening my love you don’t deserve this at all and it’s gross people would think to do that. I love you so so much please ignore those losers

[laurelnose]

GOD. See the problem is both of these games are almost trivially simple to mod from a technical standpoint but then you immediately run face first into step 2 which is “write like alexis kennedy” 😩

LITERALLYYYYY like I wanted so badly to hosta bunch of parties with real “woke up this morning and chose violence” seating charts ft Magus Wordy Bastard himself. I’m being TEASED, the games keep dangling the most magnificent apostate before me and then not letting me talk to him. This exchange from Arthur and Corso fucking killed me:

Corso and Arthur have, it seems, been corresponding clumsily in half-learnt Ericapaean. Arthur has made more progress: he explains, very quietly, that he has had help from Julian Coseley. ‘Is he actually alive?’ Corso asks sceptically. ‘Alive? What's alive?’ responds Arthur. ‘Is the Empire alive?’

WYM YOU GUYS ARE GETTING TO HANG OUT WITH COSELEY AND I’M NOT. SHUT UP FOREVER ARTHUR.

as the one (1) Julian/Christopher truther on AO3, in a kinder History I also specifically get to 1) get his take on the reembodiment of Teresa and 2) force him to sit next to Strathcoyne and listen to the passive aggression. so Fraser, talked to Chris lately? no? damn is it cold in this dining room or is it just me

i have been scratching and clawing at the post office door over the Nowhere thing since BoH came out. I fell in love with Coseley when he tried to kill me back when all we knew was that he was an Obliviate and a Worm of Worms and thus against the hegemony of the Hours, and then BoH went and was like Oh btw. He used to be a Long of the Sun-in-Rags :) and he’s involved with Snow now :)))

#still on team 'the cultist is pretty competent' over here though #there are not so many long that I think any of them could be idiots #weird as hell: yes. basically a requirement. #but I have ran enough larp to know that running a cult would be a hell of a lot of work

[going to write this out just bc I’ve been thinking about it; don’t mind me if you’ve already connected these dots yourself. there are only three Hours that Coseley is associated with by name: tangentially with the Elegiast as an Obliviate, and directly with both the Sun-in-Rags and the Nowhere-Hour Snow. The Librarian mentions that Coseley’s Hour has promised him a “beautiful ending;” this is a phrase exclusively associated with the Sun-in-Rags, suggesting that’s who Coseley’s original patron Hour was. The reconstitution of the Sun-in-Splendour from the Sun-in-Rags and his siblings and the ensuing eternal rule of the Gods-from-Light is the primary aim of Birds of a Feather, the direct political enemies of Worms. Meaning that at some point, Coseley publicly turned from the Sun-in-Rags to the Elegiast, the keeper of the memory of the Hours cast to Nowhere, allying himself with worms over birds, while secretly also receiving the patronage of Snow, the Nowhere-Hour whose technique is to cage the Sun. There will be no Second Dawn. This is like!! the most direct possible betrayal of an Hour possible!!!! But how and why did he change his mind? Julian doesn’t really seem subtle enough to have played such a long game that he was always a Worm and just looking for an Hour to ascend to immortality under. But it does seem like it happened slowly, or that he tried to keep it under wraps, since Hersault is described as growing “suspicious”. What was the final straw? What altered Julian’s conclusions about this?! I HAVE QUESTIONS.]

yeah, it’s been funny to watch but I do think the fandom swung a bit too hard against the Cultist. It feels a little bit like ... belated snobbery? Book of Hours had us realize that there was an entire network of established occultists, even more so than the ones the Cultist briefly brushes up against. Occultists with reputations, resources, and institutions. (Exile should have made this pretty obvious with the Blackwood encounter at the Invisible Serapeum, but I get the impression that a lot of people bounced off of Exile and the general aura of mob violence is obscuratory anyways.) Compared to those who get to access the resources safeguarded by the Watchman’s Tree, the Cultist is a fool stumbling around in the dark reinventing the wheel for no reason. But of course you can’t make it to Longhood, let alone Namehood, being a total idiot.

Some people also seem to think the Librarian’s experience indicates that even though they haven’t been granted access to the higher institutes of the Know, the Cultist could have obtained real friends and allies in the occult world if they weren’t so wrapped up in their own self-centered loop of despair and fascination. I do think the Cultist is highly self-centered and suffering from some amount of paranoia slash megalomania, but... ehh, considering they start from nothing, they actually do all right for themselves in terms of networking in most legacies—the Dancer is particularly well-connected, being personally sponsored by both Sulochana and Agdistis. Plus, occultists aren’t really known for being welcoming: there are a finite number of positions in the occult world, and the gatekeeping is fierce. (I’m looking at you, Julian “No more Names” Coseley, beloved.) The Cultist, lacking support and experience, can’t trust most of the people they meet. We can’t all be former Hooded Princes in sexy scholarly exile or whatever the fuck Arun is doing. Even Christopher, who has one of the most “nobody” backstories in the Histories, is where he is in no small part due to Fraser. Meanwhile the Librarian gets to be cozy with the Detective Illuminates and the Ligeians alike because they occupy a position that is both uniquely neutral and tremendously powerful. (The position of Librarian is sufficient to protect a child of the Crime of the Sky!) Seems to me that the difference is less that the Cultist is an inherently socially dysfunctional person and more that the Librarian can afford not to treat people like objects. People aren’t trying to murder the Librarian!

i saw an essay when Book of Hours came out that said the Librarian was different from the Cultist because the Cultist has no friends and is just holed up somewhere pursuing higher mysteries while using people as ritual parts, while the Librarian is a member of the community at Brancrug. (It was hilarious how fast BoH swung the fandom consensus on the Cultist from “they’re pretty competent” to “oh the Cultist is a fucking idiot,” lmfao.) anyways uhh they’re right but since House of Light came out I have realized that I like playing BoH exactly the same way I play CS, which is to say I hole up in my big weird house for days on end shuffling my card decks and forgetting other people exist, only to be unpleasantly surprised when the season changes and someone shows up at my door. community what community. The Deep Mysteries need to be shelved.

[very mild, largely mechanical House of Light spoilers to follow]

salons are pretty fun once you’ve got enough resources to not feel squeezed about them though. They take a lot of prep and you have to time your invitations correctly so that your visitors arrive while you’re still flush with soul, but I do enjoy the conversation with the guests. and it does feel nice to be able to write to visitors, even if I’m not doing it very often. like the Librarian really is connected to the outside world and not just hopelessly unmoored from other people at Hush House, at the mercy of whoever randomly bothers to make the trek out to Brancrug. I’m still spending most of my money on Unusual Help and haven’t been able to budget much for dishes but I’m almost done unlocking the House and will soon be able to buy much more food. I like that lessons are now functionally infinite and I don’t have to worry about trying to get the timing right for Numa lessons anymore. I’ve not done a lot of incident follow-up (Spencer is coming next Numa and he will be my first) but I think I shall have to prioritize doing more of them. And I shall have to find out if my Numa incident can be followed up on too, once it concludes.

[“how have you been playing for a week and still haven’t concluded any incidents” I am BEING ANTISOCIAL, as previously established.]

i am so sad that Numa visitors don’t leave calling cards. I understand why but the only thing I really wanted from the visitors update was the ability to make Julian Coseley show up whenever I want. 😭 Can you host a salon during Numa if you are careful with your invitation timing?? I will have to check if the Numa guests have food preference aspects.

two final things. 1) please let me buy eggs oh my god. eggs require three soul cards (collect vegetable sack. feed chicken. collect egg from chicken) which considering that the going rate for a soul card at the Sweet Bones is 12p and that you can’t multitask with beasts e.g. feeding Tuppence while collecting from Terrence, makes eggs one of THEE most complicated and expensive ingredients to obtain. It’s more straightforward to collect from the gulls but considering the pull rate is 33% eggs, that’s still basically three soul cards per egg, this time with aspect constraints! I will pay fucking spintriae for eggs, just let me use currencyyyyy. 2) the fucking shelving system is still giving me fits, I think it’s been improved somewhat for the books (I didn’t play the Daymare update so IDK if it was that or HoL) but where the hell am I supposed to put ANYTHING else. When I order all the ingredients I need for cooking, where do they go, the fucking bridge? Gross! Immersion-breaking! I need more pantry space.

(I unfortunately have limited patience for the shelf thing. The most concrete manifestation of my COVID trauma is I can’t STAND irregularly shaped shelves anymore. Circulation dropped by >70% during lockdown and took years to recover. Public library collections are sized with the expectation that a certain percentage of the collection will live with patrons; we were not and still aren’t equipped to house our entire collection in-house. I spent a year of my life jury-rigging shelves to get things to fit. The bane of my existence became shelves so specifically designed for a certain type of media that they couldn’t be extended or repurposed for other things. Having to constantly shuffle books around between ~aesthetic~ little nooks isn’t cute or cozy, it’s just bad fucking library design. When the shelving mechanic on BoH works it’s a thing of beauty but there are simply NOT ENOUGH SHELVES. I just want to fit my reasonably-sized collection on one screen. Also the scrolls should stack on top of each other. Catch my Librarian spending their stipend on ripping out the entire Westcott Room and redoing it for space efficiency)

[afreakingdork]

HELLO YES IM SORRY I JUST HAD TO SCREAM AT YOU ABOUT YOUR OWN FIC AND HOW MUCH I LOVE IT please accept these deranged ramblings of an angst-addled mind

“They were worried about his wellbeing for whatever reason” - DONNIE. YOU DUM DUM. THEY LOVE YOU AND YOU LOCKED YOURSELF IN YOUR LAB FOR A WEEK >:c

Donnie reads like he’s so trapped and just trying to ignore it until it goes away :<  Ofc he’s gonna lash out when Leo backs him into a corner

Mikey and Raph are being oddly chill about it all though, are they trying to let Donnie sort through whatever he’s dealing with?  Casual brotherly support and this is probably not the first time they’ve seen Donnie behave like this, Leo just has that *Donnie Sense*  They just seem mostly concerned that he’s physically taking care of himself at the moment, which I know Donnie put on a facade but hhhhhhhhh 

Donatello “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die” Hamato

I love how Donnie thinks he’s calculated out his family’s reactions to things and parsed out the appropriate resources in his mind, and then here comes Leo with a monkey wrench lol

The repetition…Leo…are you actually 12…

Leo: “Look, you know I hate pulling rank as leader-"

Raph and literally all of us: “You really don’t.”

I love how Leo’s trying to convince Donnie to talk to him well after he’s already smashed his grubby gumball hands over all his buttons.  And laughing when Donnie is clearly upset - unfortunately very on brand, lmao ;v; Did he realize just how hard he poked the bear I wonder

“Make me” I can hear him just spitting it out like venom, I got fuckin chills, you KNOW something’s about to give hehehehehe

Ooooh, has Donnie not reached breaking point in a long time? That mental armor can’t protect you from everything Dee.  That, and you’re really good at spinning yourself in circles. There it is, classic Donnie overthink.

Also like, I KNOW it needed to happen, but LEO.  HE WARNED YOU THREE TIMES!!! WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN????

Donnie: Go ask your lover!

Leo: lmao bro i have no game wym

Man Leo really fell for that punchline

Sorry fhkajdfsk

Donnie really used Emergency Exit with that shell drop move, Donatello has left the building

“Don’t think I’ve ever seen you turn your precious computers off!” - Leo, who has apparently never seen a horror movie

ALSO. OMG.  THE MYSTIC SPARK?!?! THAT IMAGERY?!?! OOOH I GOT TINGLES AGAIN THAT WAS SO GOOD I CAN IMAGINE IT HFKHAJKFSD

The whole fIGHT I CAN’T EVEN

IT WAS SO WELL WRITTEN OMG y’know how sometimes you read a thing and you’re like ‘i can’t visualize where in space these people’s bodies are’ yeah no, I didn’t get any of that this was so well done I LOVED IT

“We are INSIDE, young man!” - Nice last-ditch effort, bro

I also wonder what was going on in Donnie’s brain during this, but I get the feeling it would be like angry TV static

The voice crack…..Donnie honey im ;A;

AND OF COURSE LEO ONLY REALIZES HOW BADLY HE FUCKED UP AFTERWARDS sigh…again, very on brand

Did Reader blanking out their phone screen hurt? Yes.  More than it should have? Probably.  I’m a sentimental baby buhuhuuuu…

Also SIX DAYS???? HAS LEO NOT APOLOGIZED TO READER???? IN SIX DAYS???  Or would it be three? STILL!!!

Lmao I just imagine Leo on the phone with that lovely *wind* sound in the receiver also WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST DONNIE WHY WOULD YOU PHRASE IT LIKE THAT LEO WTF MAN  I mean he’s potentially concussed tbh so I guess he gets a small pass XDDDDD

'YOU DIDN’T CHECK THE GIANT SKYLIGHT?! LEO!!!!!' - Mind Raph

Leo, forever now: ‘Did we check???’

Also!  You got Splinter’s voice perfectly right (at least that’s my opinion) I love it you did so good <3  Also I’m with Splinter “Did you not think to ask love interest first!?”

“Come here often?” Boi i will smack you myself

My dear Author.  The WHOLE scene with Donnie.  Broke my damn heart.  Again.  You’re very good at that, you know?

Angsty boy sittin alone on a cliff, and being able to visualize how damn tired he is, no energy to react physically until he literally drags himself to his feet, I’M-

And Donnie, honey, you’re very smart but there you go again hypothesizing with not enough data,,,how many different theories have you crafted baby boy,,,

Sometimes u gotta jiggle the Donnie

And then break his brain a lil ;3

Ohhh and THEN THE REALIZATION SETTING IN i loved that SO much, just ‘dear god, what have I done’ which TO BE FAIR I’d have done the same thing if Leo had laughed in the face of my assumed heartbreak

And oof, He’s gonna need some Down Time to recover from this emotional whiplash.  Just needs a good Sit and maybe a lil Cry and maybe when he’s feeling less Raw all three of you need to actually fucking communicate I swear to Pizza Supreme-

Anyways, holy shit, I have some FEELINGS ABOUT THIS FIC

You are AMAZING and I CANNOT WAIT to see what you do next

THANK YOU AND HAVE AN AMAZING NIGHT <3

Shade you absolute animal (/pos)! I cannot believe you wrote me a play by play. I adored every minute of it!

For Mikey and Raph playing it chill, I imagine the brothers all show their love in different ways. Leo might have waited in another instance, but in this one he has a personal connection and intel on what's going on that's driving him a bit nuts.

The "lmao bro i have no game wym" totally destroyed me, full on ugly cackling. That is actually how I intended that laugh to go over! He was thinking "YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW I'M SINGLE AS HELL BRO"

Otherwise, I'll keep chugging along and

Thank YOU and YOU have a good night!

[miekasa]

Wym I don't wanna admit it, I'd scream it on rooftops if I could I love Gojo so much I wanna screech 😭 y'know what screw it have my headcanons

He's the kind to squeeze you extra hard when he hugs you and is excited

Will give you a spin too if he feels like it

LOVES to pepper kisses all over your face when he can tell you're only pretending to be mad

Also does that when you're upset about something not that serious (he's still gonna keep an eye on that annoying coworker just in case, might go over to their place to have a quick word with them too)

If you wear rings, he loves to remove them from your fingers to try them on (will then pretend to be you by badly immitating your voice and saying things you never say)

Whenever he can't be with you for a long period of time, he makes sure to pick up your favourite take out food and bring it over the moment he has free time

Grrrr I got more but I gotta go get ready if I don't wanna miss my bus 😤 n e way GOJO !!!!!!!!!!

The rings…. I will bite my fucking fist right here right now shut UPPPPPP. They don’t even fit past his first knuckle half the time but he always insists he can make it work, likes to wiggle his fingers in front of your face to show them off like they’re not literally things you’ve purchased. He actually is quite fond of one of your rings that kind of fits on his pinky like a midi-ring. Sometimes he steals it and then drinks all his drinks with his pinky up for the rest of the day to make sure that whoever he interacts with sees that he’s cuffed and that he clearly knows how to accessorize. I’m gonna yell.

[moranjpg]

I haven't read the books yet, can you explain what you mean with transgender politics in Blood of Elves? 🥺

whats happening is basically triss merigold visiting the witchers at kaer morhen because they asked her to come help them out, because geralt brought ciri after the whole surprise stuff, so they train her to be a witcher. thats kind of cool actually because that makes her the first girl to ever be trained there, even though they aren‘t (planning on?) putting her through the mutations.

anyways the point is that because she‘s also really special because she‘s magic and stuff, they ask triss (who‘s a magician) to check her out. so then triss comes out and says ‚what the fuck did you do to her she‘s all bruised up‘ and the witchers go ‚???? wym we‘re training her like we would a boy‘ so she goes to ciri and ciri is like ‚i love being trained like this, but it‘s hard because of things (her period) can you, a magician, please make me a boy so i can train even better, pretty please??‘

so triss absolutely loses her shit and goes back to the witchers and is like ‚are you INSANE shes a GIRL stop putting her through HRT with your weird witcher herb mixtures she‘s literally menstruating right now and also if she keeps drinking your fucking infused water she will Literally Not Grow Boobs and she will be shit mad at you‘ and all the witchers go :0 oh no! so now they realise that ciri is still a ✨princess✨ because now she wears a dress whenever she‘s on her period

and the whole thing is so. fucking weird like maybe it‘s supposed to be humorous but. the way this book is written is that it‘s extremely elaborate in very small details (like the 15 pages of extremely unlikable people discussing their individual beliefs and which legends are true and which are not under a huge oak tree) and then there‘s this, which feels forced and cramped and clumsy, which makes you feel like they just wanted to adress that even though ciri fights like a boy, shes still a girl!! a very womanly girl, and very girly woman with strong arms but in a princess way, and her saying that she wants to be a boy is just that she doesn‘t know any better

like maybe i‘m reading too much into this with way too little knowledge of it all. however ciri literally states that she wants to be a boy. like. if this wasnt supposed to come off like that she literally didn’t need to say that. idk whatever i guess its just kind of a bold move to put something that badly executed in there

[britnxyspears]

wym "younger ppl are obsessed with you"??

On deviantart in the late 2000s/early 2010s people not much younger than me thought I was way older than I was (I grew up with 90s rules about not letting your identity be known online) and talked to me about their terrible and abusive home lives and like, i was used to kids confiding in me as an older kid irl but online for some reason these people didnt have whatever natural boundaries exist person to person and it went from me barely even a teenager trying to help them out and talk to them and stuff because no one else did and a lot of them developed that weird ass... teacher crush thing* or whatever the fuck on me which was jarring to me because even while I was being badly groomed by someone in their late 20s/early 30s on the same damn website up until I was 19, the whole teacher crush type shit weirded me out to no end and I still have nightmares about it because all I was doing was being like... idfk. Blunt but nice and listening to these people because thats exactly what I was doing to my groomers and I thought beyond that it was just the right thing to do, to always listen and be there and help someone. Especially if they're younger or trapped (like I was lol) in their house and controlled by their parents and they could only ever talk to people on a shitty little art website

**idk if teacher crush is the right word, but close enough. I wasn't a teacher but they saw me as older and shit like that 🙃

People my age never did it to me on there so it just freaked me out even more. I mean like... I was being sent long overly detailed notes about how they wanted me to protect them and stuff and how they had romantic feelings for me and it made me freak out and I had NO idea how to respond other than gently being like "hahaha... no, that's weird, I'm like probably closer to your brother's/sister's age" and it never worked.

Irl though there were some kids in my high school that were 4 years younger than me but since I was in their classes they knew me and shit and I guess because I was bickering with the teachers constantly (when you're failed anyways but obviously know the subject it becomes a hobby XD) and stuff they see you as cool to be around. And also because I was the only held back problem kid who wasn't mewn to them or called them stupid just because they didnt take the class thrice by that point like my idiot cousin did.

There was one case though like I said where this lesbian freshman was... VERY obsessed with me because I was the only outed queer kid at school who wasn't like like... out, but like called other people on being shitty and shit about it and then she just became way too friendly and it freaked me out.

This was also the case pretty much word for word with my younger brother David who had an incestuous love for me and that was absolutely because I was an asshole. I was an asshoke because I was like 11 and i was being made to take care of 5 fucking kids and I had to be an assshole to shield them from my father.

I dont hold anything against these people because I'm very certain all those kids on DA were being groomed just like I was and thats why they saw it as normal to... idk, share those kinds of things with older people they had crushes on. That lesbian girl (whose unfortunately a transphobe now) was the most timid human being I've ever met and she was abused at home and was autistic and I was the only one that would like, let her talk about her special interests as awful as they were, I can understand why she thought the only other gay person in her little town was something she was supposed to latch onto that way. I understand why David felt the way he did too, and even though all of these people are pretty much the reason I have 60% of my intrusive thoughts I dont hold any animosity at all. Now whenever a younger person reaches out to me I'm terrified that they're being groomed and I still have no idea what to do because my home situations lead me to just being groomed more. It's ruined my ability to console people with anything anymore. I keep asking why they had to be obsessed with me and not someone who could help them.

I'm gonna go throw up now that was a lot of shit I just dug up

[bisluthq]

If you’re bi, you don’t call a group of fans (the majority of whom are QUEER) “freaks” for harmlessly thinking that you’re dating your female friend: you just don’t.

Anon wym? How does this make her not bi? Why wouldn’t a bi person freak out? Idgi

I think anon meant a queer woman wouldn’t shit on queer women but like I say it’s just... not true to me.

Like I say if I imagine waking up in the morning and seeing those pics and realizing people might know I have a crush on this girl I would SPIN CYCLE OF SHAME to the max. Like I can’t tell you how many times my gay ass would do weird fruity shit before coming out and like wake up mortified (like in high school). And I remember coming on super strong to a girl in college and getting rejected really badly and it being gossiped about and I was already out by then but I also made a big fuss of like, “what the fuck it wasn’t like that!???? I just wanted to be friends?????”

To me straight girls would find those kinds of rumors funny because to them they are.

Closeted queer girls would NEVER laugh at a fucking gay rumor about a person they maybe do crush on because it’s GENUINELY TERRIFYINGLY MORTIFYING.

If Tay really thought people were freaks to think that why would she have Tree say, “feel free to keep asking?” in 2018? Why would she dress up in rainbows and bi flags? Why would she FUEL speculation if it annoyed her from a place of exhaustion/frustration rather than GAY PANIC?

[deanirae]

I have laughed through out the whole episode but only bc it was mostly pathetic and im super unhinged rn

Highlights

Rowena glow up

Michael and Adam relationship

That sly move was sly, wish there was more of that in the past like 8 season now its too little too late so its just a honorary mention

Super low

That healing thing u know wym honestly i cringed on behalf of both of them which should speak volumes

Oh yeah, Purgatory abridged but i guess This Time They Make Things Right? Hmmm noooo not livin for it girl, not really,,, its like delivering me the salami pizza i ordered 7 years ago, its not digestible, not cool, way too late, way too stale, and i went vegan like 5 years ago, bye girl

Or to half quote a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend, go shove an entire oak tree up your ass and miss me the fuck out with mending that badly decomposed destiel remains

Bad retcon is bad yall

[littleraccon]

discussion about ispins warpath and bakal fame

Hawks — 12/14/2022 8:47 PM also why do people sayin ispins fusions give "a ton of fame" but it looks like ach fusion is like 300 fame? 🥇Dr. Rojaz(Banned) — 12/14/2022 8:47 PM 250~ give or take Gayitama — 12/14/2022 8:47 PM 275 🥇Dr. Rojaz(Banned) — 12/14/2022 8:47 PM That Hawks — 12/14/2022 8:47 PM even less Gayitama — 12/14/2022 8:47 PM Also hawks Hawks — 12/14/2022 8:47 PM option levels i assume? Gayitama — 12/14/2022 8:48 PM You're prob talking to people where feeding gear gives like 10-20 fame at best LMAO Hawks — 12/14/2022 8:48 PM lol 🥇Dr. Rojaz(Banned) — 12/14/2022 8:48 PM All three fusions combined give 825 fame Gayitama — 12/14/2022 8:48 PM 275 is massive in comparison LMAO 🥇Dr. Rojaz(Banned) — 12/14/2022 8:48 PM Which is a pretty substantial amount Gayitama — 12/14/2022 8:48 PM Yeah Mirackle — 12/14/2022 8:59 PM Idk how ppl run a whole ass dungeon for 10 fame out of thousands Hawks — 12/14/2022 9:01 PM wym which dungeon for 10 fame Kelly — 12/14/2022 9:15 PM if you're trying to push to olvl 80 each full feed even on olvl 70~ drops is like +20/30 fame at best lmaoe same from 60 to 70 etc Mirackle — 12/14/2022 9:21 PM Yeah, you often get useless pieces since the min olvl is too low Was hoping warpath would be enough for bakal, but 60-65 won't be sufficient equipment fame for bakal jumpy guy — 12/14/2022 9:28 PM no choice but to grind for warpath fusions for a few months i guess :worrydead: Mirackle — 12/14/2022 9:30 PM Would probably need an extended time between warpath and bakal Bakal appears to want around olv 70 Right now best is min olv 48 It's ridiculous jumpy guy — 12/14/2022 9:31 PM yeah it's gonna be a while.. imagine the sader drought when bakal releases :monkaHmm: Mirackle — 12/14/2022 9:33 PM It's going to be a disaster unless our neople to fix it Does something significant I don't understand why yoon fucked up progression this badly. It's clear he didn't actually calculate if the fame requirements were reasonable given the olvs of the rewards given Some can funnel main to 40k, but multiple characters though? Most people are D mains Currently the plan appears get everything into warpath week 1 and pray to rngesus it's ready by raid jumpy guy — 12/14/2022 9:45 PM thats my plan 🙂 Mirackle — 12/14/2022 9:50 PM Mine too, it's going ok for DPS My buffers are struggling because everything I've attempted hasn't worked They'll prob be needed for WP statics so it'll be okay i guess if i can get them to ispins

[bigsister-is-watching]

I’m so overwhelmed. I started this medical ride share job and I was expecting a decent car. BUT NO THEY GAVE ME DEATH TRAP WITH FUCKING DUCT TAPE HOLDING UP SHIT. It had a broken front windshield that would literally shatter if I hit a hard pothole. That van would not pass a state inspection. I’m so angry bc the damn company knowingly gave it to me like that. And they had the audacity to tell me “it’s not that bad, it shouldn’t give you problems” … THE SHIT LOOKS LIKE ITS READY TO BLOW UP WYM. AND THEN they started telling me to take it to a shop. Like why IS IT MY RESPONSIBILITY?? THIS IS YALLS COMPANY VEHICLE RIGHT? If the patient I was driving around got hurt bc of the van then WE COULD GET SUED YOU KNOW?? BUT NOT I was supposed to ignore all the lights on the dash flashing. The damn exhaust scrapping the ground and door hanging on by a thread. Anyway so I quit and the manager kept telling me lies about there being other vans and that I needed “ to be patient” and that “ they were supposedly better than the van” BUT WHY DIDNT I GET THAT BETTER VAN IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN???!? I was so angry bc I wanted this job to work out bc the pay was good. So I quit bc DUH THEY ARE SO UNPROFESSIONAL. I’m so overwhelmed that I feel sick. Like I threw up and I’ve been having migraines non stop. Nothing seems to go right for me. I’ve been struggling non stop since the accident. I just want to catch a break. I don’t want to have to struggle this much so badly