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[mamirhodessxox]

I’m getting war flashbacks of when my parents would look at my report cards exactly like this

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

If you want to get into pro-wrestling, one place I don’t recommend starting is the Wrestlemania 36 Firefly Fun House match between John Cena and Bray Wyatt. Don’t get me wrong, that’s a fun watch, but that’s also a horrible place to start if you want to get an idea of what wrestling is like. What I mean is:

1) John Cena wakes up in some bizarre hellscape that is controlled by Bray Wyatt and doesn’t know how he got there

2) Bray Wyatt forces Cena to relive his past memories as some sort of existential torture or something

3) There are evil demonic puppets in the background, either in view or reacting to Cena and Wyatt

4) It’s not really a match, it’s more like an analog horror video. And I’m being dead serious about that.

5) It’s a wrestling match, but no one actually wrestles lol. Cena takes like two or three hits and gets knocked out at one point.

6) Cena says, “Deez nuts” but the scene is supposed to be scary

7) Cena swings a chair at Bray Wyatt, but then Bray uses his demon fiend powers to teleport himself out of the ring

8) On top of being a straight up horror movie, it’s also a nostalgia trip down the old eras of WWE/WWF

9) Cena starts punching at Bray, but then it turns out he was hallucinating the whole time and that the thing he was punching was a puppet. Then, Bray Wyatt shows up behind him wearing his Slipknot mask and then, like a fucking slasher horror movie, kills Cena. Okay, he just does his finishing move, it’s not like he stabs Cena in the stomach. But then Cena’s body DISAPPEARS. He got deleted from existence lol.

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THANK YOU CENA ❤️❤️❤️

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Story of John Cena vs. Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels | Taboo Tuesday 2005

Watching this just to kill boredom.

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[mysharona1987]

The moment I realised John Cena was truly gonna make it in Hollywood.

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[mamirhodessxox]

LIKE C’MON Y’ALL PLEAASE

this is what it feels like to open your notifications after you posted what u thought would be a banger but youve only gotten 1 like

[mamirhodessxox]

😭😭 need a fic of him just in interrupting reader while baking ( reader could be a baker and trying new recipes to add to their menu )

Cherries On Top

Cody Rhodes x Baker Fem!Reader

Desc: Y/N is trying to focus on adding new sweet treats to her bakery’s menu but her husband tends to be a distraction.

Contents: Fluff, Cody being a little annoying but in a tolerable way, SMALL indications of smut, Y/N being a lil cutie Patootie!

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Before Y/N & Cody established a relationship between them Y/N had a small little bakery filled with alll sorts of sweets & treats! Once a month she would spend an entire day whipping up pies & cakes and many other scones & sweets to add on the menu at her little bakery & do cooking youtube videos & Today was that day.

Y/N was in the middle of recording in the kitchen, Cody would walk by every now and then or stand behind her and watch over her shoulder to see what she was doing. But then he became more vocal.

She was currently working on a bourbon pound cake. “Don’t you need measuring cups for this part?” He questioned while his hand ran up and down her back while his wife shrugged “I’m just gonna add like a few shot glasses worth of bourbon.” He shot open his eyes and looked over at her camera set up and shook his head dramatically “She’s gonna get me drunk with a cake.” Since he was video bombing Y/N she decided that she would put him to a little work and start stirring the cake mix while she poured bourbon into the mix very carefully & poured him a small shot as a reward which he pridefully took

Y/N was instructing her future viewers how to carefully put the mixture into the pan & how long to leave it in the oven but Cody randomly popped back into the kitchen “Check out my gun.” She looked up as he interrupted her speech & smiled “It’s a salt shooter my dad got it for him.” “Maybe next time I make steak I can season salt onto it with my cool gun yeah?” She shook her head “No because you’re gonna break something. Just use your hands.” He glared for a second and sassily shook his head “I won’t break anything.”

6 minutes later Y/N worked on another small pastry while the cake was in the oven & suddenly the lights started flickering & she laughed a little before he walked back into camera frame “What are you whipping up now?” “Blueberry crois-“ “Hold on wait I have a quick question what did 50 cent do when he was hungry? 58.” “Your not funny.” He shrugged with a smug smile “I’m actually very funny.” She hummed nodding slowly “whatever helps you sleep at night my love.” He raised an eyebrow and looked at a bowl full of flour.

Hmmmm…….

Interesting…..

What if he just….

“CODY GARRET RUNNELS GODDAMNIT I’M GOING TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!” Y/N stood there frozen as he actively poured flour over her head while letting out a mischievous laugh “uh ohh she said the full na-“ she splashed him in the face with water “well deserved.” She glared up at him & picked up her bowl filled with yet to be stirred eggs while grinning to herself as her husband backed up and raised his hands in defense “No…Y/N….” She squinted and nodded “your right that would be to messy.” She sighed while he let out a chuckle of relief but she caved & poured the eggs all over him making him gasp and look at her while she giggled & grabbed the flour bag before shaking what remained inside all over him before he turned starring at a glass of milk that sat on the counter next to one of the bowls it was supposed to be inside of.

Eventually she gave up on the video she tried making & giggled while playfully kissing her lover while he grinned biting her lip a little & grip at her waist “You sure you don’t wanna take it any furth-“ she nodded immediately and pulled away before prancing up the stairs to get clean “C’mon Codes your filthy.”

This was just the Cherry On Top for Cody, he immediately tossed away the kitchen towel & followed behind her before giving Y/N a light smack on the butt chuckling

“The shower is your best idea yet sweetheart.”

“Pervert.”

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Story of John Cena vs. R Truth | Capitol Punishment 2011

Watching this before I have dinner.

[mamirhodessxox]

Everytime someone sends me singer!reader requests this is the woman i thing of

me if being obsessed with older men was illegal

[mrawkweird]

This man really casually showed up to hurl himself into the sun.

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JOHN CENA WWE RAW, January 6th, 2025