#wwdits the night market

[meideixx]

Oppsie

[nutmeg-cider]

“hit him? 🥺 hit him for me?? 🥺🥺🥺” he was absolutely aching gagging to see guillermo let loose he’s so silly

[gerandor]

Death doesn’t scare him anymore. He doesn’t need to prove Death anything. Having lived for nearly 800 years has shown him far scarier things than his own mortality; like forgetting the language his mother taught him; forgetting his mother. Like being utterly alone inside a head full of confusing thoughts; like being confused all the time. Like shedding blood, hating blood, tasting blood and having to live on blood for all eternity; like hating eternity. And Death ever so slowly, imperceptibly, became the dearest and the most elusive of all his friends.

(Excerpt from Dear Death,)

[biblicalhorror]

Has anyone addressed the fact that laszlo and nadja had matching hair highlights AGAIN in the finale but this time they were blue

[beetjuicyjuice]

They r singlehandedly getting me to draw for the first time in years

[sallyrhubarb]

"can you read me something from one of your real books about real stuff?"

[vigilantempathy]

The Ringmaster in "The Night Market" Is Episode MVP

Hot take: The Ringmaster in "The Night Market" familiar fight is one of the great unsung heroes of WWDITS. I know he's in one episode and mostly in the background, but this guy is fucking hilarious.

Some Ringmaster announcing soundbite gems:

*Guillermo swings an improvised weapon* "Holy shit, he's Phantom Menacing. Lot of flash. Regular Darth Maul, Jr. over here. I call him Darth Small."

"We learned a lot tonight here at familiar fights. A lot about friendship, and how stupid and false and artificial it is."

"We got stakes!" *thrown stake whizzes through the air* "Oh, the stakes are high!"

"Okay, looks like the little guy's voguing now."

"Come on, kill your friend!" *Nandermo fight results in collateral murder of unnamed spectator* "He killed my friend, what the fuck."

"Dumb move to run from a vampire. Then again, he is a familiar. And they're known for being dumb pieces of shit."

"We got a sword fight. Getting a little edgy."

*Guillermo falls through roof* "I guess Peter Pan can't fly. Oopsies."

(Credit to the full episode transcript at https://tvshowtranscripts.ourboard.org/viewtopic.php?f=1405&t=55231.)

[megaawkwardhuman]

ok an idea that's been brewing around in my little mentally ill brain for a while now is the idea of nandor getting guillermo a choker as a gift

why you may ask? welp easy chokers are fucking dope af they would make a great gift for any humans who are around vampires for a long period of time (like slayers or familiars)

cause it protects you from being fucking eaten (or at least makes it a bit of an inconvenience) and tells any vampire around you that you're more than just food

it doesn't even have to be anything fancy just a simple spiked choker with the spikes and maybe the clasp made out of silver

bada bing bada boom anti vampire protective wear

I mainly see it happening pre season 5 (maybe around when guillermo becomes his bodyguard) cuz the idea of nandor giving guillermo something like that post season 5 seems kinda passive aggressive?

like it reads as yeah I'm giving this to you so you don't pull that shit again when I'd imagine it being more of a thoughtful gift to protect memo with no other message tied to it (tho this isn't to say guillermo WON'T read the gesture in any other way)

[vapmie]

Wip :3

[scullys-scalpel]

👕

[the-fae-tricked-me]

WWE is like reality TV, but for men

[cottoncandysprite]

The way I got my cishet, army trained, construction worker guy friend FULLY invested in nandermo and convinced to watch the show purely through my comics and infodumping. My powers of persuasion are to be feared guys

[glitter-mouse]

So we all know and love how homoerotic and tension-filled the Night Market fight is. I just love how when Guillermo's stake kills someone behind Nandor, they both stop, just for a moment, to assess whether they should continue.

Of course, being all worked up and much too into it, they do continue. How could they not?

Much like a pair of horny teens when Mum interrupts a passionate makeout session to ask what they would like for dinner. A quick break to take a breath, then diving right back in.

[hottsyforpottsy]

Link to the LA Times article with Production Designer Shayne Fox as well as Yana Gorskaya, Dane McMaster and Steffan Falesitch discussing the Season 4 episodes "The Night Market" and "Go Flip Yourself" episode set design and production.

[thewitchofstjohns]

😭😭😭😭

Late pre-season 5 finale angst 🩸 Esty shop

[sallyrhubarb]

What We Do in the Shadows | 4.04