#wwdits poll

[baronafanas002]

What we do in the shadows s6e3: sleep hypnosis

[ismellpestilence]

This is gonna be a tough one. Let's see how it pans out.

[norman-ratri-truther]

wait im curious so i know that wwdits fx doesnt really have a protagonist , like it doesnt really centre on one specific character (and i dont think its intended to? i could be wrong) but if you had to choose a character to call THE main character, in ur opinion who is it ?

i didnt include the guide because before season 5 she was just a recurring character not a main one

[gentlebeardschild]

apparently all of these exist. I've known "death shadow omens" for a WHILE now am i wrong?

[vampiric-transsexual]

anyway the finale of wwdits has me emotionally all over the place, so i decided to do something light hearted for the homies. I was thinking about how Laszlo and the Baron give me major gender envy and it made think to ask:

Obvi that isn't nearly enough choices so please list in the tags. Also name your second and third in the tags.

[rosecrawley]

original

3.0 (jan 2025)

[dontyoulistentome]

Bold of you to assume any of them would bed me

[serpent-of-hope]

*Propaganda, fun facts, and owl pics under the cut

BARN OWL:

Last year's winner and our current reigning champion, the Barn Owl is back to defend their title! What makes the Barn Owl so popular? Their haunting face? Their screeching cries? Their vast range - nesting on every continent save Antarctica, vastly increasing their chance of being your local owl? Only you can say! And only you can secure the Barn Owl's victory for another year!

PYGMY OWL:

Meet the pygmy, an owl species so small that they are better called owlets! Don't underestimate these hunters, they're locked in a standing war with the songbirds - the owls swallowing the songbirds up and the songbirds retaliating by mobbing the owls in large flocks.

SNOWY OWL:

Known by many names: the polar owl, white owl, and Arctic owl among them, this is the largest North American owl by weight. Most snowy owls are barred with dark brown markings (like the one pictured here). If you see a pure white owl, it's a sure sign you've found a mature male.

EURASIAN EAGLE OWL:

Swooping in to riotous demand, behold the Eurasian Eagle Owl!

To all those mortally offended by the accidental exclusion of the Eurasian Eagle Owl last year, please accept this offering, of a link to Episode 100 of the very excellent podcast Beyond Blathers, bringing you 48 delightful minutes of Eurasian Eagle Owl facts and stories:

SAW-WHET OWL:

The most common owl in North American forests, the saw-whet owl calls through the evening skies with a high-pitched call like a saw being sharpened on a whet stone - hence the name.

SPECTACLED OWL:

The smart-looking Spectacled Owl makes its home in mature rainforest, though they have been known to venture into the desert for food. You'll know these owls by sight, thanks to their distinctive mask, and by sound, making a vibrating call like someone shaking a thin sheet of metal.

SCREECH OWL:

As the name suggests, you'll hear these owls before you see them, and you might think you're being haunted if you do! You might also be able to track them by their owl pellets - regurgitated packets of undigestable bones, fur, and feathers - littered around their nesting sites.

BARRED OWL:

You'll know Barred Owls when you hear them, calling "Who cooks for you? Who? Who? Who cooks for you?" through the dark of night. Compared to other owls, Barred Owls don't migrate. Fossils of this bird dating back 11,000 years have been found in Ontario

GREAT HORNED OWL:

Also called a tiger owl, a winged tiger, or a tiger of the air, these birds are fierce predators, capable of besting other raptors - including the barred owl. They are so strong, that it takes 28lbs of force to open their claws.

BURROWING OWL:

As the name suggests, these owls prefer nesting in the abandoned burrows of other underground-dwelling animals to roosting in the trees! though their nests may be pre-owned, these owls have been known to decorate with bottle caps and bits of foil or paper. By the same grounded preference, you're more likely to spot one running after its prey than flying, making good use of their long legs.

LONG-EARED OWL:

With a permanent expression of someone who just caught got doing something they're not supposed to, these owls are indeed sneaks, opting to claim nests built by others rather than constructing their own. But for all their sneaky ways, Long Eared Owls are among the friendliest, roosting in groups of up to 150 members.

BLACKISTON'S FISH OWL:

Standing at 70cm tall, the Blakiston's Fish Owl reigns in Northeast Asia as the largest living owl on earth. True to their name, they eat mostly fish and have no trouble diving from the skies in pursuit of a trout, pike, salmon.

[sexymanoftheyear]

It’s time for the final showdown

Reblog for a bigger sample size

[baronafanas002]

What we do in the shadows s6e2: headhunting

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

[toxic-yaoi-tournament]

Toxic Yaoi Tournament Round 1: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor The Relentless (What We Do In The Shadows) vs. Louis de Pointe du Lac/Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview With The Vampire series)