#wu xuan

[rsenak]

roadtrip of moths and goats and swords with @komaneko-kun and @lash-worthe‘s little guys! i like horsies a lot

[therigeling]

emotional support for calamities!

[shadowgale96]

A Game Between Ghost Kings // Amonimy's Official Heaven Official's Blessing Book 2 Trailer

[fukurodowlni]

tgcf as shitposts vol. 9

[maedre13]

TGCF is a comedy, actually

[popsigills]

got the template from @oshikasa

[lazycranberrydoodles]

[tempo-takoyaki]

Almost Heaven Official's Blessing: Halloween Special!

I know, you never thought you would see them again, but I had a very specific idea for a halloween comic and I just had to do it. Pretend it's still the 31st in my country and Happy Halloween!

This comic is a bonus side story of the comic "I haven't read tgcf" and set into the alternate universe of this comic: Heaven's Corp. Characters are per se inherently ooc. Please read this comic with this in mind, thank you!

To start reading "I haven't read tgcf" | To read the Christmas Special at Heaven's Corp

Some fun fact about this comic specifically I felt like mentioning:

I nicknamed Xie Lian's costume the suppository... He just looks like one.

Xie Lian didn't wear anything under his costume so he could surprise Hua Cheng but his plan backfired because of the groper.

Hua Cheng wasn't here to win the costume competition, he was just here to seduce Xie Lian.

Depending on who she is talking to, Miku (Ling Wen) either says she is dressed as Hannibal Lecter, or what she said in this comic.

Miku intended on winning the competition but because Hua Cheng ditched Beef she was forced to break character to drive him home. Which also secured Beef as the winner.

Beef's wheelchair is, as he said, his. He used it when he got into the car accident that killed his girlfriend, and kept it for when his legs hurts. He can otherwise walk without issues.

Manwhore (Pei Ming) and Yushi Huang are dressed as Gomez and Morticia Addams respectively. They did not discuss this beforehand.

I didn't show Feng and Qing here but Feng is dressed as a vampire and Qing as a werewolf.

Beef and Hua Cheng are in fact roomates.

You know what Jun Wu was dressed as. You know it.

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

I'm sorry

Template by @oshikasa

[cutefoxgirl2992]

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THE FOUR CALAMITIES REPRESENT THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE

Qi Rong: Death

Hua Cheng: War

He Xuan: Famine

White No-Face: Plague/Conquest

[flowersdiceandlove]

Just realized that the pick up line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” Would both work SO WELL but also fail miserably for hualian. Like it could go multiple ways:

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian, oblivious: which time?

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Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian: yeah, it’s a pretty long fall. But, I’m fine, really. All healed 😊

Hua Cheng, freaking out and checking Xie Lian over: gege!! 😱

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Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng: No. I didn’t fall, I jumped. How could I stay in heaven if my god was walking the earth?

Xie Lian, blushing profusely: San Lang!!!

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Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng, staring lovingly at Xie Lian: gege’s my heaven, and he’s the one that caught me.

Xie Lian, equally besotted: San Lang…🥹

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Hua Cheng, before Banyue Pass and still disguised as San Lang: gege, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Xie Lian, shocked: San Lang knows even this!?!? He really is amazing! 😃 (see the first option for how this progresses)

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Surprise beefleaf!!

Shi Qingxuan, flipping his hair and fluttering his eyelashes flirtatiously: Ming-Xiong, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

He Xuan disguised as Ming Yi, feeling pretty murderous over the question: …

Shi Qingxuan, oblivious to it: because you must be an angel 😘

He Xuan, reached his “Shi Qingxuan threshold for the day” and walking away: …

Shi Qingxuan: eh?! Ming-Xiong? Where are you going??

——

Lmao just looked up the actual pick up line and realized I remembered it wrong, so have some more 🤗🤗

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt?

Xie Lian, not sure what incident he’s talking about: I have a high pain tolerance 😊

Hua Cheng: …

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Surprise FengQing!!

Feng Xin: hey! Did it hurt!?

Mu Qing, annoyed, wondering what he wants: did what hurt?

Feng Xin: when you fell from heaven?

Mu Qing, drawing his saber: …is that a threat? 😡😡😡

Feng Xin, realizing he fucked it up: 😳😳😳

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Jun Wu, trapped in Mount Tonglu: did it hurt?

Mei Nianqing, sitting to the side, reading a book, not even looking up: did what hurt?

Jun Wu: when you fell from heaven?

Mei Nianqing, flipping a page and still not bothering to spare him a glance: you’re the one that fell, my lord, not me.

[rsenak]

i will never love you

[sweepingboy]

Feng Xin lays in the dust in the arena, breathing heavily, looking up at the demon grinning at him. He doesn't feel bad about losing - the bastard is incredibly good with his sword and it was hard for the archer to match him, but the disappointment that his loss decided the fate of one of his colleagues is more painful. For a moment Feng Xin wondered why the Heavenly Emperor had chosen him for this duel in the first place, but the thought has no time to fully form when the man rises from his throne and announces in a thunderous voice that the demon has earned his reward. As promised he will give a god that will make the perfect spouse for him.

And his choice is General Xuan Zhen.

Feng Xin instantly finds a familiar face in the crowd. They've known each other for so long - sometimes he feels that the slightest detail - the sound of footsteps, a shadow - is enough for him to recognize the man.

He looks shocked, an emotion so foreign to his collected image. The guilt becomes nauseating.

The two have an uneasy relationship. Some would even say that the generals of the South hate each other, but even in their worst times of communication, Feng Xin would not wish Mu Qing, that proud independent bastard such a fate.

"Anyone else? Any god can still compete for the general's hand."

Mu Qing's face turns into a grimace of disgust.

"Wait!" the god of the southeast wants to shout, but his protest dies quickly. What can he do for him-he's already lost.

"Since there are no other volunteers-"

There are no volunteers. After Nan Yang’s crushing defeat, the gods stare at the demon in a daze, afraid to even think of what would happen if one went against his will.

Suddenly, a figure in black easily jumps off the podium and exposes a blade challenging the demon. General Xuan Zhen looks dangerous in the light of the setting sun. His frowning eyebrows, stubborn line of his mouth, cold black eyes and clenched jaw cause General Nan Yang a strange flutter in his chest. Of course. Mu Qing will not let anyone decide his fate for him.

[just-a-little-kreature]

not featured bc it didnt fit: Lang Qianqiu saying ‘are you queerbaiting me?’

[popipurin]

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