#wtttsh california

[goldengay49]

California: why can’t people understand that theatre kids are their own sexuality

New York: EXACTLY! I ain’t straight, I ain’t gay, I’m in theatre

California: ON GOD!

[poison-marshmellow]

California: do you know your gay

name?

New york: my...my gay name?

Califorina: yeah, it's your first

name-

New york: haha, very funny,

Cali-

California: *gets down on one knee*

and my last name

New york: oh-

[lizardtheacorn]

leaving this here for a week because I want several answers

CALI WINS

ALSO TEXAS AND GOV WITH THE LEAST VOTES 😭😭😭

[goldengay49]

And Florida for the weirdness

NY cuz he didn’t want to be a coward

North Carolina and Ohio because… yes…

And California and Washington because they are so gamer gurl.. 🥺

….y’all know what I’m thinking. TEXAS PLAYS FNAF AND HAS PLAYED AND BEAT EVERY SINGLE GAME AND CAN NAME EVERY CHARACTER AND THEIR BACKSTORY- SPREAD THE WORD-

[goldengay49]

Someone please explain to me what started the girls when California thing

[goldengay49]

Are we actually gonna let Ben get away with not giving California and Alaska more screen time together?

[goldengay49]

Each states favorite extinct animal:

Florida: Palaeophis colossaeus

Louisiana: Baru darrowi

Texas: Aurochs

California: California grizzly bear

New York: Maclear's rat

Any others?

[goldengay49]

I asked ai to make welcome to the table characters

Skin, eyes, hair

[goldengay49]

California doesn’t read the Bible, he gets In-n-out, reads what’s on the cups, and searches it up.

[goldengay49]

California will wear this shirt around the state house to annoy the absolute heck out of Texas

[goldengay49]

Hello sinners, the WTTT fandom is unhinged in the most beautiful way ever and I want to unleash it

So tell me your craziest headcanons

[goldengay49]

I just want to let this fandom know that Calaska is a historically accurate ship (this does NOT make other ships invalid, ship whatever you want)

Native Alaskan men and Kashaya and Coast Miwok Native Californian women.

[goldengay49]

Someone just informed me that until like the 1900s the US states in the east didn’t know that most people in the states in the west (states that were part of the Wild West) knew English

I’m not sure if this is true but if it is, I find this absolutely hilarious

I’ve been thinking of interactions like these between the states

[goldengay49]

In reference to the fact about 1/8 of Californians are dustbowl Oklahoma descendants

[lizardtheacorn]

working on this silly idiot rn