°•*⁀➷ SMAU: EUSTASS KID
꒰ SYNOPSIS ꒱ : Having social medias while dating Eustass Kid can be chaotic, but you wouldn't change that for nothing.
꒰ WARNINGS ꒱ : Male reader! Homo/gay relationship! Mlm! Law and Kid having some serious discussions (not that serious but mostly aggressive) a lot of curse, some slurs (fag), virgin shamming (kid doesn't like virgins), a lot of dirty jokes and some nsfw insinuations
꒰ NOTES ꒱ : This SMAU was actually in progress some time ago, but I never finished, so I decide to finish now to post while I finish the others stories because they are most hard to finish. Again, women = block, I am not discussing this anymore so be careful :3 and for the masc people welcome I have a lot of things planned for us hehehe
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ThepunkOwner how would ever say that Eustass Kid can be this soft?
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TheREDpunk no one because I would kill them
╰ Pastakiller yeah you aren't that badass saying that in a photo you look like a child petting a cat
╰ TheREDpunk fuck you
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ThepunkOwner the disadvantages of dating a band leader is this asshole getting back home at 3am and still sleeping
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Hotheat bruh the show didn't end that late
╰ ThepunkOwner then where fucking my boyfriend was???
╰ HighTensionWire ask Killer???
╰ Pastakiller don't put me in that shit, he wasn't at with me
╰ ThepunkOwner can you guys just tell me where he was before I get single again?????
╰ TheREDpunk I WAS SLEEPING IN THE PARK BECAUSE I WAS TO DRUNK TO GET BACK HOME BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SLEEP IN THE COUCH WHEN I WAS DRUNK, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR YOU??? CAN YOU JUST BACK TO BED NOW???
╰ ThepunkOwner I'm fucking killing you when you stop sleeping but yeah I gonna get back to bed
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TheREDpunk I'm fucking getting single after that
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Pastakiller nha you not, you are single for like years before (y/n), no one can hold you stupid ass
╰ TheREDpunk EXCUSE ME??? A LOT OF GIRLS WAS INTERESTED IN ME WHEN I WAS SINGLE OKAY????
╰ DeathEMO and what? You are gay, don't make any difference if girls like you, you don't like girls
╰ TheREDpunk WTF CALL YOU HERE???
╰ DeathEMO cry about it fucking fag
╰ TheREDpunk WTF YOU CALLING FAG??? YOU DON'T LIKE GIRLS EITHER
╰ ThepunkOwner how a ice cream cone start this???
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Pastakiller these two drunk asses are crying in my coach because they love each other so much?
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Hotheat they stole my bunny
MONKEY Gizao is funny, he asks me to be the priest to their marriage, I accept
╰ DeathEMO first you cannot be a priest, second he probably gonna regret that and is gonna even invite you to his marriage
╰ MONKEY oh :(
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Pastakiller while we have Kid showing the snow dick he tried to do, we have (y/n) trying to make some animal with the snow and failing again for the sixth time
ThepunkOwner I'm gonna be successful, I know
╰ Pastakiller no you not, just give up
TheREDpunk you guys can't deny that was looking like a small dick
╰ Pastakiller yes we can
╰ Hotheat yup, definitely not a dick
╰ HighTensionWire that wasn't even a good try
╰ TheREDpunk I hate all of you
DeathEMO actually looks like a small dick... Your small dick
╰ TheREDpunk I'm fucking killing you
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ThepunkOwner looks at my poor baby... He tried so hard in his exam that his sleep from exhaustion...
DeathEMO yep... Definitely because of trying hard on his exam... Obviously not because you two were in a part until 5am... Obviously not
Rorozo bruh Eustass drink his ass off
ThepunkOwner can you two stop difaming my man??
╰ DeathEMO no
╰ Rorozo no
ThepunkOwner you guys are not invited to the wedding
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TheREDpunk Try to find another punk guy that would take his boyfriend to Disney because he wants to take photos with the princess and fail miserably
DeathEMO punks don't do that because they have dignity
╰ TheREDpunk well I cannot have dignity but at least I have a boyfriend you fucking virgin ass
╰ MONKEY oooooooh he got you traffy heheheh
pastakiller you taked photos with Mickey ears wtf you trying to hide?
╰ TheREDpunk stfu
ThepunkOwner don't worry bae, you still can be my scary punk even if you almost cry taking a photo with Mulan
╰ TheREDpunk SHE BADASS OKAY???? SHE LITERALLY WON A WAR WTF YOU ARE SAYING???? HAVE YOU WON A WAR? NO? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
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ThepunkOwner He didn't want to ride in the ponies with me :(( but at least I won a kiss
TheREDpunk the only one I want to ride is you baby 😈😈
╰ pastakiller Jesus nobody needed to read that
╰ DeathEMO bottom Eustass kid confirmed??? Ooooh I'm sending this in the college group chat
╰ HawHaw he always looked like a power bottom tbh
╰ DinoDrake yeah I don't think nobody is actually surprised...
╰ TheREDpunk WTF YOU GUYS ARE SAYING??? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM I WANT TO RIDE MY BOYFRIEND HUH??? YOU GUYS ARE JEALOUS??? YOU FUCKIN VIRGINS
╰ DeathEMO stfu and go choke with your boyfriend dick
╰ TheREDpunk YES I WILL AND HIS DICK IS DEFINITELY BIGGER THAN YOURS
╰ ThepunkOwner I just posted a cute photo of how this ended in a fight about my dick?
MONKEY is it true that your dick is bigger than Torao? Can I see it?
╰ ThepunkOwner NO
╰ TheREDpunk NO
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TheREDpunk Happy birthday to us baby, another year having your beautiful ass on my side
ThepunkOwner sometimes I think I'm only my ass to you, and he is not that big
╰ TheREDpunk he definitely is, but dw prince, you can be the most ugly man in the world and I still gonna love you
╰ ThepunkOwner oh... Who would think that Eustass Kid could be romantic... I love you too babe
╰ TheREDpunk is better you do, because I'm never letting you go, you can be sure that you gonna be only mine even after death
╰ ThepunkOwner cute <3
╰ TheREDpunk only for you <3
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