#wtf woman

[aajjks]

Bunny!Jungkook then get a job and send her useless ass away! I’m not about to get out there and bust my ass to make a living when she can do it! Her father never made me work and I’ll be damn I have to because she’s less than human right now! Looking at her just angers me so much! I would rather be looking at her gravesite than her worthless ass right now. You have less than a week to get a job or it’s going to the loony bin! Waste of breath, she is.

“YOU FUCKING BITCH IM GOING TO KILL YOU! HOW DARE you? Your monstrous whore! I can’t believe you’d rather see your daughter die! Oh I’m going to kill you! GET THE FUCK OUT- don’t show your face here. I’ll send you the money. IF I SEE YOU HERE I WILL REPORT YOU. I swear to God. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOME!”

[mageofthepeople]

I had a dream that my bedroom was overrun with baby tortoises.

[shittyvalentinecas]

Literally impossible to spend an extended time with my mother

[red1culous]

GOD IT'S SO SOFT I JUST NEED TO HIT SOMETHING!!!!

Never Really Done This

Natasha Romanoff x Reader

When Natasha is having a hard time falling asleep next to you, you ease her worries

Note: This is very soft Nat! Enjoy!

Natasha Romanoff Masterlist 1, Natasha Romanoff Masterlist 2, Main Masterlist

“Why aren’t you trying to sleep?” You ask Natasha. She’s laying next to you, but even with your eyes closed you know she isn’t sleeping.

“Oh, I am,” she tries to play it off.

You turn to her and open your eyes to see her beautiful face. She’s so so gorgeous.

“What’s wrong, baby? You can tell me.”

“I’ve never really done this,” Natasha admits. “I mean I’ve had sex before, but it was for work and I’d leave with my intel. Or in the relationships I had to get up after and go run or something. I felt restless.”

You watch her intently as she opens up to you. You know it isn’t easy for her. And tonight after being truly together for the first time, this moment is very important.

“And how do you feel right now?” You ask.

“Really good,” she answers. A smirk rests on her lips. “Not like I want to run.”

“That’s good, baby,” you say, reaching for her hand under the covers. You find it and hold it tightly.

Nat closes the distance between you and kisses your lips once, twice, and a third time before resting her forehead against yours.

“Do you think it’s lame that I haven’t really done this with someone?” Natasha’s voice sounds small.

“I think,” you begin, opening your eyes to gaze into hers. “That I love you.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah, Natasha. I love you and your love is all that I need. Experience be dammed. I love you,” you tell her.

“I love you too, detka,” Nat says.

You kiss her this time until you both need to breathe.

“So, how do I do this?” She asks.

“Just take a deep breath and close your eyes,” you say. You shift to cuddle into her side. She naturally wraps an arm around you and pulls you closer. “Goodnight Natasha.”

“Goodnight y/n,” she replies.

Natasha finally closes her eyes and she finds that she loves the way it feels to hold her love in her arms as she drifts into a deep slumber.

[siyelius]

he’s like that weird uncle that won’t stop randomly showing up for family events despite cutting him off 23 years ago for felony fraud charges

[ijustwantedtoresetmypassword]

not me going absolutely ballistic about the mother-daughter combo sitting behind me on the train, not even wearing masks and the daughter asking to be tested for Corona and the mom just refusing because it's.... too expensive?

what hell is this why do I still take trains

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[fruchtzwerg]

Not my mom literally saying that people like me are the reason why wild animal puppies get abandoned cause they get to close like... girl

[inkskinned]

okay if you're really cool about things, i can be honest with you. before you read further, decide if you're a girl's girl. if you're cool and actually cool or like not cool.

men don't talk in my book because i was fuckken tired of the way they're the center of every fucking story. i was tired of how every story takes a moment to let them talk. men can shut up for literally one fucking book.

unfortunately not everyone is cool. professionally what i usually say is i didn't want to add violence to the world. the only men in my book are abusers, so they don't get to talk. they don't get to take up space. they ruined my life, they don't get to have their words echo anymore.

because like, yeah! you find practically any story about a person surviving trauma and... there's a man at the center. men are often rescuing us from these things. a "good man" is always standing around, being a good man, proving to the victim that good men are the real men. that her experience was unique rather than universal.

the redacted text has not been taken well by all of my early readers. there is this weird, crouching growl that keeps occurring with men-of-a-certain-age. why don't we hear his side of the story?

when i sat down to write everything that happened to me, i couldn't look at the frank brutality of my abuser's words on a page and think to myself: i actually let him speak like that. i had to redact his words from the manuscript. i then left it redacted. no victim is going to read this book and hear the person who hurt them. it is a book for the victims to speak. abusers shut up challenge, forever. for eternity.

my father once told me, chuckling, i should just have a page of redaction where i let the man just finally talk. it is funny to joke about how we should make a whole page in my book about a man that hurt me. this was not the only time someone commented - it feels like you're hiding things. how do i know you're actually a victim if he doesn't get to speak?

there are books where women aren't even present. i even genuinely like some of those books. like, who doesn't like the hobbit?

i keep running into people defending this imaginary man. the default narrative is so true to some people that they will defend any man, just by virtue of the assumption - "if he's acting like that, you had to push him." certain people need definitive proof that you didn't accidentally make your partner into an abuser. they need to decide if you deserved it, because they want to be able to judge you.

which makes sense, i guess, from a hind brain perspective. if you can figure out "why" someone was cruel, you can protect yourself against it. if you defend the bully, the bully might side with you. i don't really know their explanation for feeling this about a character in a book. trust me, i wrote the guy. he is not going to protect you.

i guess i just - there was a time in my life where i desperately wanted anyone to defend me. where i could have really used someone saying holy shit are you okay instead of what did you say to make him act like that to you.

instead, over dinner, a friend-of-a-friend i just met is pouring herself wine. i heard you wrote a book, she says. she gives me the kind of chilly smile i associate with knives. i heard it's unfair to men.

[akanothere]

My conclusion☝️🤓

[papanowo]

good luck kiss :]

[fandomsandfeminism]

😮‍💨 Went out to socialize with some coworkers yesterday. I mention that I'm bi, and then just a minute later that I have a husband.

Coworker (who is a lesbian, for the record, so what follows isnt straight ignorance) that I really do not know: oh, wait, you're married?

Me: ha, yes.

Them: And you're bi?

Me: ...yes?

Them: wow, so like, an open relationship?

Me: ....?????? No?

Them: really?.....so, you're married. In a monogamous relationship? And...you're still bi?

Me: ...................yes? I...still think women are attractive? Like my husband still thinks women are attractive? Getting married didn't change that.

Them: oh, wow, how interesting.

[shesmore-shoebill]

"We used to back in the day on Smosh Pit, we'd do like, Spin the Bottle type challenges-"

Amanda, devastated: "WHAT? Why wasn't I cast?????"

*HARD CUT*

"We cut like, three minutes of footage-"

hey. HEY SMOSH EDITORS GIVE ME THE THREE MINUTES OF FOOTAGE THAT CAME AFTER AMANDA BEING DISMAYED SHE HASN'T GOTTEN TO PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE ON SMOSH PIT

[nite-puff]

this was what their dr:s interaction was originally gonna be. trust me. i’m mr. danganronpa

(no cuz seriously. how are you gonna have them interact and then forget that hiroko canonically has a bit of a thing for takaaki?) (i say this like the dr:s writers even knew who the other captives were)

[rationales]

Rubina's reaction to MJ's goodbye message.

[honiepiee]

emo gf💚🖤

decided to post smth on my bday lol