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bitchme2thefucksblog · 3 months ago

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Do you have a favourite moment from last season?

It has to be the game between Sevilla v Real Sociedad. Sergio receives a yellow card and tells the ref to check VAR 😂😂 He’s like “Check VAR! I would never hurt a man in my life!”

The ref does end up checking VAR for some reason and the replay shows Sergio doing the craziest tackle in slow motion 🤣😭😭 That mf is on crack for not thinking he’d get a red after that shithousery.

You could even see for a split second where Sergio smiles after the ref cancels the yellow card, thinking he’s gotten way with it 🤣 all of that just for him to end up getting a straight red in the end 😭

Lool and Rakitic smiling in the background like a proud dad 💀

#this guy is something else 💀💀#wtf was he thinking 😂#the look of defeat never fails to make me laugh 🤣#he could have missed 1 game if he kept his loud mouth shut but ended up missing 3 games instead 🤦#sergio ramos #ivan rakitic #sevilla fc

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kingkatsuki · 1 year ago

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The thought of Bakugou listening to those terrible Cosmopolitan articles about dating to try and court you.

#he picks up the magazine from his secretary’s desk and he’s now lost down the rabbit hole #reading the TERRIBLE articles #‘7 things women wish men would do during sex’#‘10 perfect positions to find the g-spot’#‘5 signs he’s in to you’#and he’s treating it like it’s gospel😂😭#so he sends you the most risqué embarrassing text that has you thinking wtf???

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wulvercazz · 8 months ago

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🤭 having 🍼thoughts🍼 pls enjoy✨

// lactation , adult breast feeding , possible mpreg if you want to think there is ?? / omegaverse also possible??? or just because tbh, Ichigo being a boob man

thinking about Grimm’s milky tibbies 🫢💦 also thinking about Ichigo going feral over them, quite literally. starts as teasing and touching like he always does, until the tiniest drop has him suddenly ravenous.

it’s pretty much the first conscious thing Ichigo’s tasted that’s of hollow nature; the hollow blood in him is singing.

…the hollow that’s outwardly interacting with the world is growling possessively around his teat when Grimmjow asks what the fuck he’s doing.

Ichigo pawing at him as if Grimmjow’s both prey and mate after the first accidental taste, is not a feeling he’s ever considered, or believes he can enjoy for that matter.

but there’s no taking Ichigo away from his meal right now, is there? suckling away with dazed, inked, eyes that are almost glowing golden; sharper clawed hands half kneading, half pulling at Grimmjow’s whole ribcage.

Grimmjow would be pissed if only the feeling of him didn’t stir him so; if only the little pervert wasn’t absentmindedly humping away at his groin as he fed.

all he can really do is awkwardly pat Ichigo’s head with annoyance and the most uncomfortable arousal he’s ever felt;… and bark a warning growl of his own at the aggressive little shit his mate has turned into on top of him when he growls again under his touch.

he might just start scruffing the fuck out of Ichigo, he might allow this, for now— but the feral Vasto is on thin fucking ice.

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afterlife-2004 · 2 months ago

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#sonicmovie3hype #sonicmovie3 #movie sonic #sonic wachowski #sonic the hedgehog #our lil skrunkly blue space alien hoglet is now all grown up 🥹#It's called character development buddy.#love that he can do both 🥰#you’d be surprised what trauma does to a person #The power of Character Development #We’ve come so damn far in this trilogy- or should i say… QUILLOGY 👀👀#my son #shadow broke this lad wtf did he DO?????#“What I had to.”#He just a silly little guy 🦔#the pure look of fucking hatred in Sonic’s eyes shadow definitely did smth HUGE #get a lil guy that can do both #Floofy Sonic or Angy Sonic?#is it too much to ask for both?#a cinnamon roll that can also kill you #this is like that one markiplier tweet #like “Look at the Glowup” or something 😂#Sonic: wait sorry this is the third movie silly personality on pause give me a sec-#Shadow definitely killed Tom or Sonic thinks he did #OUR LITTLE GUY IS GROWING UP 🥹#Sonic has always been like that!#He acts so goofy and full of himself only to be the most heroic kind hearted person the next!#It’s what I absolutely love about him! 🤩

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statementlou · 1 year ago

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Why are people so afraid of the possibility that Louis is bisexual? Do they hate women that bad? Are they afraid that there are women who are sexually attracted to Louis? And that they dont see Louis as a brother? That Louis William Tomlinson fucks???

I mean speaking for myself I'm not afraid of shit but I've been paying absurdly close attention to Louis for a very long time now and I believe he's gay, it's not that fucking deep. Some people are gay. If you don't, cool, do you, but it seems to me like the people who really want to think he's bi are not talking much at all about what they actually see in Louis and instead quite a lot about what they WANT to see in Louis for their own reasons, as your weird message mushing together the topics of who is attracted to him with who he is attracted to perfectly illustrates. Women being sexually attracted to Louis has ZERO bearing on who he is or who he is attracted to, and thinking he's gay is not the same thing as thinking of him as a brother or that he doesn't fuck; it's okay to be attracted to people who aren't attracted to you and never will be, and it's literally the ONLY option with celebrities, regardless of their sexuality. We all know he isn't (No Control anyone?) but it would also be okay to have the hots for Louis if he was ace! IT DOESN'T MATTER

#I do in fact firmly believe that he thinks of us a bunch of little sisters- that DOES NOT mean we have to think of him as a brother #those are COMPLETELY DISCONNECTED THINGS #blah blah blah #LMAO I just realized I was so busy being like wtf at this ask that I didn't even really appreciate #that even this person with all of this.... isn't even trying to be like well he could be STRAIGHT😂

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scrawlingskribbles · 1 month ago

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not me blearily waking up at 5:30am almost in tears bc I had a dream that Ian had apparently been making more little OK KO shorts on the side and the utter joy I was feeling as dream!me was scrambling to find & watch them only to wake up before I could........ :((((

#there were 5 of them out already apparently #the most recent one had a Ray focus to it so big shocker that that's the one that caught my attention #and dream!me was like ''oh so THAT'S why ppl have been spam-liking all my Ray posts recently!! makes sense 👌''#I actually got to se like a little ending clip for that one where like. he was wearing this stupid cloak & outfit—#—kinda looked a little Shadowy Figure-esque actually??—but apparently he was like. secretly doing hero work on the side or smth??#and then at the end he had this convo with Darrell back at the factory where he monologued about how dabbling in hero work--#--made the villainy they do feel all the sweeter or smth like that & he was all dreamy-eyed pensive staring up at the sky #and Darrell was??? drinking imaginary tea/coffee from an imaginary cup which you could tell bc he had his pinkie up #and then when Ray finished his monologue Darrell just gave him this most unimpressed smirk & dumped out his imaginary cup over the balcony #like pour-one-out style??? and then that was the end of the short 😂😂#and so dream!me was pissing her pants bc HERO RAYMOND REAL AFTER ALL??¿????#and there were some other like screenshots/gifs I stumbled across on my way to find the actual shorts themselves #(Ian apparently had a whole lil youtube channel he was posting them to lol which I only found right before I woke up)#but the only one I can remember now was Elodie doing a Big YellTM towards KO about something 😂😂#broooo there are genuine tears being wiped from my eyes rn wtf is thissssss 🤣🤣 I have work soon I need my SLEEP #but I had to document this bc it was just. so Visceral & now I am so so so soooo bummed that it wasn't actually real TwT #I think my brain & heart have gotten too inspired by how some of my other Big Fave interests have been getting sequels/remasters lately #so now my soul is Once Again I Am Yearning For Justice For OK KO.meme TTwTT #anyways. god it's taken me an entire half hour to blearily tap this out on my phone. time to squeeze another half hour of snooze before work #OK KO #shut up Wisp

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expectopatronum18 · 11 months ago

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My absolute favourite tertiary character in Harry Potter is Gilderoy Lockhart. He's just SUCH a fun character. His constant boasting, the constant mentions of him winning witch weekly's most charming smile award 5 times in a row, challenging Snape to a duel, that quiz with 62 questions about him, making the kids buy all his publications, role playing dramatic scenes from his books with Harry... he must have been such a fun character to write 😂😂

#harry potter #gilderoy lockhart #chamber of secrets #severus snape #wtf was Dumbledore thinking when he hired him 😂#ron weasley #hermione granger

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striveattemptfail · 1 year ago

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Jason & Brian vs Sand Monster | Red Hood: Outlaws #50

Bonus: A new friend!

#red hood: outlaws #red hood outlaws #red hood and the outlaws #rho #rhato #red hood #jason todd #bizarro #~#~s #.this was so dumb and kinda disjointed but also so funny lmao #.wtf did jay really think he was gonna accomplish?? 😂😂😂

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evansbby · 2 months ago

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peak cinema was when wg!wanda exposed wg!reader at the gala in front of everyone and then reader ran out and wg!ari chased after her and wg!steve crashed the party and died (rip)

#like…. WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF 😭😭😭😭#and ok ok steve didn’t die… OR DID HE #mwahahaha #but seriously wtf #sometimes I wish I hadn’t written wicked games so I could read it myself for the first time bc WTF #😂😂😂😂#my thoughts 💭

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paddockbunny · 1 year ago

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Someone tell me why I had a sex dream about Christian Horner last night!!!!!

#😂😂😂#I think it was that tux he was wearing #I dunno #am I attracted to him?!#wtf does this mean?#he liked being called daddy #poor Geri lol

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li-esonthefloor · 1 year ago

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NO BUT REALLY where the fuck is julius. do you know how hard it is for me to whump ludger during the game's events and i'm stopped by the part where julius has every reason and motivation to be present and just ISN'T??? (even chronos chasing him for like four waymarker chapters and another exodus attack doesn't make sense for chronos) i know julius' character profile in the encyclopaedia implies he just couldn't bring himself to face ludger and answer but its just that the entire game is structured around not letting these two talk to each other or else the entire plot would fall apart and i just [bloody stick figure biting] how am i supposed to write ludger suffering without julius when it doesn't even make sense to me that julius would have zero contact with ludger.

*lies down* i love x2 very much but there's a reason why a grand total of none of my finished fic ideas happen during canon 😂

anyway maybe that jogs your memory of what you were thinking cheers

😂😂😂 ok i think i wondered about. maybe him doing some of his hiding in some fds on and off, for various purposes not necessarily limited to avoiding the cops (and his little brother) (should those be switched? 'his little brother (and the cops)'?). they could have had something useful for him in theory. idk how plausible that is since all the fd information should have gone straight through spirius, but also the man is very tech-savvy so who knows maybe he built a backdoor so he gets heads up when fds pop up or whatever that might not necessarily be canon speculation, it may be some kind of subplot in an au or something LOOOL i really dont remember....

#IT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION WHERE TF WERE YOU MY DUDE #i guess the best thing for him to do at that point aside from the guilt and whatever really would be to stay away from ludger since.#gestures at their dual wanted posters #didnt wanna make that situation even worse #but so little contact really was. unnecessary 😂#you have an untrackable cell phone my dude #and a little brother who REAAAAALLY wants to talk to- ah yes i see the problem #i think i ASSUMED that he had something actually useful to do. somewhere. somehow #though if that's not in fds then idk wtf that would be #because everything trial-related is at spirius............................#maybe he went to the beach and sunbathed #maybe he went bar hopping and played poker the whole time #maybe he found a sugar mama who didnt keep up with the news and lounged around her house for a while #maybe he.... im running out of stupid ideas #tox2 tag #v #reply #i think the realest answer is he literally just sat somewhere and stalked ludger on his phone without blinking day in day out

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torgawl · 1 year ago

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it's been like 3 hours and i can't stop thinking about xiao and aether. you guys don't get it. it's the way the heart in qixing is likely referring to aether. it's because aether dedicated his poem and his dreams to xiao. it's because xiao smiled when he heard it. it's the way he's always looking out for aether. it's because even though everything was okay xiao made the effort to be vocal about how worried he was when aether pretended to drown. it's because aether is the only person capapable of persuading xiao, to the point others are aware he would do anything for him only and use it to convince him every chance they get. it's because aether is the only person capable of relieving the pain of xiao's karmic debt, not because of his powers but solely by being a part of xiao's life. it's because during the lantern rite instead of looking at the sky xiao looks at aether. it's because everytime they're together everyone else always comments about how close and fond of each other they are. it's because xiao is the only character aether is able to have alone time with without paimon. it's because as long as aether says his name xiao will always answer his call.