#Just watched a chiropractor vid
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skinreflectsthesun Ā· 1 year ago
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ghoststyles Ā· 13 days ago
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does anyone else get satisfaction from watching chiropractor vids or is it just me ALFKGMGKG
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dinosaurtsukki Ā· 4 years ago
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being the MSBY Jackalsā€™ physiotherapist
anon: HEY BOO! LISTEN BEING THE BLACK JACKELS PHYSIOTHERAPIST! I can imagine a lot of damage I- bye šŸ˜½ I could I please have that as a headcanon šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ thanks! ā¤ļø (that is a If requests are open..)
they are most definitely open and OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING IDEA WHEN I GOT THIS I COULDNā€™T WAIT TO START. iā€™ve been watching a lot of vids on what physical therapists do too and i hope you like this it was so fun to write !!
Bokuto Koutarou:
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he deadass got you mixed up with the sports psychologist
when he walked into your clinic he was allĀ ā€˜ah, hey thereā€™ before lying faceup on the cot and just talking about his problems
and at first you were alright cause good to make conversation and everything until you realized....Ā ā€œthis guy thinks iā€™m the therapistā€
bokuto: people always assume that iā€™m really naive and i kinda am but--
you: bokuto,,,, iā€™m not the therapist
bokuto: oh šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘
you: does it, um, hurt anywhere?
bokuto: *points to his heart*
after directing him to therapistā€™ā€™s office, you finally clear up his misconceptions on what youā€™re supposed to be
you did hear about bokuto but what you didnā€™t expect was that he was An Actual Ray of Sunshine
whenever he comes to your office for his weekly check-ups, he always brings some sort of present
he likes to bring a package of cookies and the two of you eat them while you have your session
bokuto still uses the termĀ ā€˜ouchieā€™ and itā€™s adorable
he takes really good of himself and his body so he isnā€™t prone to serious injuries. as soon as he knows something feels off, heā€™ll stop himself from working and come to your clinic
except,,, he comes way too often
bokuto: I WAS FLEXING MY FINGER AND THEN IT SUDDENLY MADE A CRACK SOUND WILL IT FALL OFF???
you: youā€™ve... never popped your fingers before?
bokuto: you can POP your FINGERS???
in interviews, bokuto loves to mention all the people who helped him on his journey and ngl itā€™s a REALLY LONG LIST but he always, always mentions you asĀ ā€˜the best physical therapist ever!!ā€™
and it makes you so soft you love your job so much
he actually ends up recommending you to his friend, akaashi keiji, because bokuto knows his shoulders and back hurtĀ 
akaashi comes into your office and just goes:Ā ā€œcan you crack my back and shake me like a glowstick?ā€
you: i think youā€™re looking for a chiropractor
akaashi: ...
you: okay, lie down. iā€™ll see what i can do
Hinata Shouyo:
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he got LOST TRYING TO FIND YOUR CLINIC
like, you were checking your watch wondering where your client was before he burst into your clinic thirty minutes late
also for some reason he was really nervous to see you poor baby he had the misconception that you were there to find what was wrong with him and then after he wouldnā€™t be able to play again
so he was genuinely surprised after you just made him do a few stretches for him, recommended some ways to move his body to utilize it better, and just sent him off
hinata: just... just like that?
you: yeah, pretty much. unless you feel that something else is wrong
after that heā€™s not so afraid to visit your clinic. in fact, he enjoys it quite a lot!
hinata really takes note of the advice you gave him (he brings a notepad and everything) and he likes to call you up to let you know that they worked
he actually calls you A LOT, like youā€™re probably the person he texts and calls the most other than natsu
at one point he was calling you every single day asking about what to eat until you decided to make a whole-ass weekly meal plan for him to just cycle through
Ā heā€™s actually quite flexible (not as much as sakusa though) and heā€™s so proud of being able to reach farther than his toes
when youā€™re not looking though he measures himself against the height chart on your wall and you think itā€™s absolutely adorable
hinata knows how to take care of his body and TRIES not to overwork himself but sometimes he gets really impatient about wanting to improve so heā€™ll stay late in the gym, practicing his spikes and serves
BUT since his teammates know hinata listens to you theyā€™ll threaten to tell you when heā€™s overworking
sakusa: hinata, if you donā€™t leave the gym right this instant i am calling y/n
hinata: just five more minutes!!
sakusa: *pulls out his phones and presses some random numbers in*
hinata: OKAY OKAY Iā€™M GOING
itā€™s kind of like the adult version of your parents calling the doctor when you donā€™t want to eat
also you have no idea that this happens
even though heā€™s moved on from it, hinata still gets a bit paranoid about playing a major game while being sick
youā€™re always at their games as part of their medic crew and before it starts, hinata always comes up to you and asks if you can take his temperature
you didnā€™t know why until atsumu explained everything so now you make sure to always have a temperature on you for hinataā€™s peace of mind
Atsumu Miya:
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someone who actually knows what physical therapists actually do thank godĀ 
ngl youā€™re kinda shookt at how large he is in real life when he walks into your clinicĀ 
he also assumes right away that you want an autograph so he gifts you a signed picture of himself which you always have on your desk from now on because come on you are a fan
atsumuā€™s really nice to talk to, he does flirt quite a bit but he genuinely asks about how you are too or if your family is doing alright
such a sweet boy
atsumuā€™s the one who visits your office often but for reasons that are actually relevant to your job because this man just overexerts himself too much
and he keeps brushing it off and saying that heā€™s alright but you know better youā€™re a physical therapist for godā€™s sake
atsumu: iā€™m telling you. itā€™s just a sprain!
you: *pokes his ankle*
atsumu: aaaAAAAAAHHHH
heā€™s the one that you have to constantly keep tabs on and thanks to the help of his teammates and a spare key, youā€™re able to drop by his apartment once in a while
but no matter how much of a pain in the ass he is you still canā€™t help but want to take care of him. whenever you make yourself dinner you find yourself making seconds for atsumu
before you know it, youā€™re making dinner for your favorite MSBY boys because you donā€™t want them to feel left out
you also have to stop atsumu from overdoing on the protein shakes and drinking vitamins
because heā€™s addicted protein shakes especially the strawberry-flavored one but youā€™re the only one who knows that so shhhhhh
atsumu: if one vitamin capsule makes me healthy, does that mean drinking more will make me even more healthy ??
you: NO STOP. STOP WHATEVER YOUā€™RE DOING. RIGHT NOW.
one time you got a call in the middle of the night from atsumu saying that he ate an entire container of gummy vitamins and you had to run to his place in your pajamas
idk you just see him so much because he keeps getting injuries and itā€™s hilarious
atsumu, walking into your clinic: hey, doc! they sent me here cause my back hurts from carrying the entire team!
you: atsumu, you dislocated your shoulder
Sakusa Kiyoomi:Ā 
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probably your most normal client among the four of them but that doesnā€™t mean you donā€™t enjoy his visits to the clinicĀ 
well, actually when he first visited your clinic, everyone else stalked him because they wanted to see his Flexible Wrists in action
you had to chase them out
sakusa is SO HAPPY that you just took one look at his Flexi-Wrists and noted it down without going batshit over it
you always spray the cots and your instruments with alcohol before he comes in and sakusa knows cause he smells it and he appreciates that so much
one thing that you do notice is that sakusa,,, frequently glances at the jar of lollipops you keep on your desk and give out to your kid patients
and after a session he just lingers for a bit before saying good bye and leaving so one day you just take a chance
you: would you,,, like a lollipop?
sakusa: .... yes please
he chooses a cherry flavored one and is about to leave when he sits back down on the chair
sakusa: theyā€™ll never let me hear the end of it if they see me
so you let him stay in your clinic for a bit longer before deciding to also get a lollipop and thatā€™s how the two of you end your sessions
no talking. just lollipop eating
(i know how it looks but pls donā€™t add sexual connotations i jus want sakusa to enjoy a fricking lollipop)
he actually likes to remember the scientific muscle names and everything just to impress youĀ 
also, he doesnā€™t want to give you a hard time but he also likes visiting your office and talking to you (and eating the lollipops) so he makes up all these excuses to come by your clinic
sakusa: i hit my toe on the table
you: okaay, do you need a bandaid?
sakusa: it was the small toe
sakusaā€™s quite selective about the people heā€™s with so heā€™s kind of attached to you now. like it or not, youā€™re his personal doctor
prepare to receive texts likeĀ ā€˜y/n, i have a cough. what should i drink?ā€™Ā 
you: sakusa, iā€™m a PHYSICAL THERAPIST
you: also, ginger tea is supposed to be good for you
heā€™s actually your eyes and ears when it comes to monitoring the team. kind of like the kid who tattles to the teacher in pre-school
sakusa: y/n, atsumuā€™s overdoing it again
you: is that so?
atsumu, in the background: NOOOOO NOOO Iā€™M NOT !! SAKUSAā€™S LYING
you have such a soft spot for sakusa. when he had to be confined at home for breaking his ankle, you sent him a whole jar of lollipops
he ate them all in one day
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rarebritney Ā· 2 years ago
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My favourite YouTube hole to fall asleep to is shilitv she does like ASMR vids that are like ā€œmost expensive facial in Koreaā€ and ā€œvisiting a 8th generation master chiropractorā€
Omggg I have to watch those!! I was just watching soap cutting ASMR lol now I'm watching jellyfish Livestream from Monterey Bay aquarium
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guanana Ā· 2 years ago
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"ā€œDonā€™t you know chiropractors are quack doctors? I meanā€” look at this Patrick Bateman ass business card. This guy could kill me!ā€ You counter pathetically. " BRO? lmaoooooo if i was about to stop reading (which i wasn't) this would've definitely kept me going, why so funny? no, please tell me - anon who just understood patrick bateman through a jarvis johnson video maybe two weeks ago
YOU THINK SO? šŸ˜… I'M GLAD YOU APPRECIATED THAT LINE LMAO. american psycho is by all means a comedy to me before a horror or even a social commentary. that business card scene & the paul allen m*rder scene makes me cackle every time. u should also def link me that jarvis johnson vid i like watching vid essays when i eat hehe :3cc
also i swear im not funny like that hhhh im actually the quiet one in my friend group, ty for thinking so though!! <3
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letsgobethegoodguys Ā· 5 years ago
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All right, Iā€™m stuck at home and might as well. Hit me with your fave unus annus videos to watch!
"Nothing better to do" is good enough for me! šŸ˜‚
Okay, so I would definitely recommend watching the first vid which is just titled "Unus Annus" because they explain the concept of the channel. That way, when they're randomly doing weird macabre bits in the other videos, you'll understand. XD
My faves so far are:
Baby Hands Operation
Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy
Santa's Mukbang
2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test
Goat Yoga
The Bad Kind of Cupping
DIY Chiropractor
2 Truths and 1 Lie - Waxing Edition
1 Man, 100 Accents
Mark and Ethan Get into a Fight
Bad Bad Beans
Also, these are some of my sisters' favorites because we all tend to like different ones:
Ethan Finally Becomes a Man
DIY Bungee Jump
Harnessing Our Dogs' Unlimited Energy
Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room
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mrmrsvegan Ā· 6 years ago
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Your advice is some of the best, how you use logic and Dr. McDougall's recommendations. Even as someone who thinks highly of his work... his behavior is very odd and concerning in recent interviews. This isn't about blaming the diet, but what do you make of it? It's hard to watch. Saying it's just 'passion' isn't true. He seems drunk. Blaming dementia is another shot at the 'low fat' but what is going on? Even his response on his website discuss boards was unsettling and out of touch
I posted this in the message board ā€œWe are lucky that we can be heretics today without any danger of being burned at the stake. But unfortunately I am an old heretic. Old heretics do not cut much ice. When you hear an old heretic talking, you can always say, ā€œToo bad he has lost his marblesā€, and pass on. What the world needs is young heretics. I am hoping that one or two of the people who read this piece may fill that role.ā€~ Freeman Dyson The chiropractor in that vid was a waste of time talking to, might as well have been a 7 year old. McDougall figures everyone has heard this by now and canā€™t believe idiocy has sprouted like weeds again. Itā€™s a hard pill to swallow that a lifetime of work can be obfuscated by a group of new low IQ agitators. Not one of the absolute fools could last a second in a debate with McDougall now or in 20 more years when he is in his 90s. Watching them is like watching children debate over if Superman or Batman would win in a fight, but they are convincing other clueless and education less internet drifters into suicidal dietary practices. My vote is that YouTube bans all dietary advice channels that donā€™t follow the USDA dietary guidelines as public health hazards.
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