#wtf pairings

[keii]

Drew a nalu sketch bc for some reason my old ass art of them is making its rounds again on here lol

[shithowdy]

having the whitest problem on earth: my dad got some already antique balinese masks at an estate sale 40 years ago and officially made them my problem by hiding them in a box of other masks he gave me and now i have to call museums asking who can take them because it turns out they are priceless cultural items. thanks dad.

[dmsr-art]

whoever came up with the snake fishnet stockings design deserves to get sucked off forever

[temeyes]

nap time with new kicks

[hikiclawd]

daph and scooby doodle

trying to figure out a different design for her than the one i originally came up with because i don't like drawing her without bangs it feels wrong

[nell0-0]

Irida's new outfit is so cute, aaaaaaa

[o-vera-nalyzing]

i think i’ve genuinely watched two dc movies and read zero dc comics in my life and in the past week i’ve probably read over 30 batfam and justice league fics

[divineandmajesticinone]

KIMI TO YUKITE SAKU: SHINSENGUMI SEISHUNROKU (2024) + pairings

[fromwarmclimate]

how to come out in style, a tutorial by daniel ricciardo:

- dream big and get one of the biggest brands in the world to sponsor your homosexual wettest dream in the name of a short movie slash ads featuring your man crush

- in said ads, facetiming your man crush in the bathtub butt naked in bubbles

- goss (read: flirt) with him in the babygirlest voice you can utter

- claim you want to move in with him

- proceed to get him to buy a horse with you to live out the modern live action of brokeback mountain

- check him out with a sensational voice over inside your head narrating how you find him the hottest stallion out there

- name the horse you buy as the combination of his name and yours

- play out sequence after sequence of a gay cowboy porno (with a costume!) for 5 minutes

- make a lot of merch with him

- giggles with your knees IN before falling asleep next to him

[fxnker]

my heart suddenly remembered them...my beloveds...

[dkettchen]

I have a new nemesis, her name is technical communication

coding bootcamp is going great why do you ask

[beelxebub]

very underrated six idiots interview wtf were they on about

[vialism]

moodboard for @pantaloonwarrior's incredible fic this beat is a chemical ♪

[gunsatthaphan]

Well this sure wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card dhsjdjd

[homura]

how i’m dressing for this weather

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i have the most horrible confession in the world and it's that when i was in 10th grade english class in like 2003-ish, my friends and i rewrote macbeth in a school project only instead of macbeth, it was bombastic and ridiculous star of tv's the apprentice d*nald tr*mp. and he wanted to become the richest and most powerful man in the world, so he killed bill gates. the three witches were the american idol judges of the time: randy, simon, and paula. the title was "kill bill." (zing!)

for some reason tr*mp was married to barbra streisand (the reason being that i was obsessed with barbra streisand and her diva energy and i worked her into anything whenever i could, like fran fine taught me. i wanted her to be lady macbeth, okay!!!! imagine the POWER!!! "out damned spot" with those fingernails!!!!) and i'm so ashamed that i did this to her. i photoshopped them together in a picture for the cover and everything. god i hope she never finds out. why am i posting about this on the internet. barbra, i'm sorry!!!!!!

i feel like this all might be my fault, is what i'm getting at. the downfall of society. i know that magical thinking isn't a real thing, but what are the odds??!?!! it haunts me. what have i done. this is a joke but also it a little bit isn't. I REALLY PARTICIPATED IN THAT HEINOUS ACT.