#wtf jigsaw!?

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Can we also talk about how Jigsaw is like a million times more effective than Eclipse somehow?

Eclipse too a whole year to make Blood Moon the first time. And yet this walking crime against humanity took two weeks, made a whole new set of two AIs, in a new body no less, and uploaded the old Blood Moon’s memories from the show.

This menace to society and sanity did in about two weeks what took Eclipse a year.

Sure this talking pile of scrap isn’t building their personality other than uploading memories from the channel but he created two entirely new AIs in two weeks.

[missdiorstar]

no he’s so hot i miss him whyd he have to die

[eastonapologist]

ever wondered what happened to john's body in jigsaw (2017)

[shittysawtraps]

Okay, so John is bisexual, what about the other apprentices?

Amanda: lesbian

Mark: gay, severely in denial (john realized he was gay and hired him bc of this)

Lawrence: bi

Jill: bi

Logan: pan

William: gay

[coastxlwaters]

Wondering if I should focus on getting more followers or drawing stuff I actually want to, not scared of how ppl or my mutuals will like it?

Idk just want to draw some really self indulgent shit rn, but like what’s the point of doing it when I don’t get dopamine from ppl interacting with my posts? Might as well save the dopamine for like other things that ppl actually want to see

[retrokid616]

im sorry is imogen pulling a saw trap on a undead npc

oh fuck off jigsaw your not canon!

[jey-chan]

I was seing some puzzles on amazon so i can have a mutual proyect or my students on this semester

and i found this:

i was o cool i think this would be the- wait...

WAT DO YOU MEAN MINIMUM AGE RECOMENDED BY THE MANUFACTURER IS 192 YEARS OLD?!

man... im only 168 years left to by able to start it?!

[oneefin]

the mitmh24 post-solving team i'm on decided unanimously to skip the late-game puzzle jigsaw slitherlink. we looked at the solution page and, yeah no regrets whatsoever. this is the new most insane puzzle i've ever seen

(spoilers below)

i will spend zero time explaining the solution to this, but the tl;dr is that you have to assemble a jigsaw with fractal regions, solve a cursed slitherlink through it, and then figure out what the loop's area is.

yeah, ok,

right, of course,

uh-huh, as you do,

exactly as god intended,

so obviously solving this puzzle would have been completely unrealistic for us but it's super cool. one of those ideas you will remember forever.

the last thing i'll highlight is that in the footnotes they have this very clever little slitherlink construction that i'll show without the solution scrawled into it:

check the bottom of the solution page for the solve of that

[ardl]

HOUSE WOULD BE HOGGING THE JOINT AND NEGGING YOU FOR COUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME. ALSO HED START TRYING TO DIAGNOSE YOU FOR A BUNCH OF SCARY SHIT AND THEN WHEN YUO GET SCARED HED LAUGH AT YOU. ALSO OK THE MAIN REASON ITS BAD IS BECAUSE OF THE COMBO OF ALL 4 OF THEM. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TOLERATE GREG HOUSE AND HANNIBAL NOW, IMAGINE WALTER WHITE RILING THEM UP ASKING GREG ABOUT CHEMISTRY AND SHIT. IMAGINE HOW DEFENSIVE WALT WOULD GET IF HOUSE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HIM NOT BEINFG A REAL CHEMIST. IMAGINE WHAT HORSE SHIT GAMES JOHN KRAMER WOULD START PLAYING WITH HOUSE TO SHOW HES THE REAL MIND MASTER. IMAGINE HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE HOUSE TO FIGURE OUT JOHN HAS CANCER. IMAGINE HOW MANY OF THEM WOULD CONSIDER DOSING THE JOINT WITH DEADLY TOXIN - LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. UR WRONG oh god I almost sent this on anon by accident and that's a much wilder vibe but anyway WRONG

im gettin geeked off that poison blunt

[amandabe11man]

so me and my friend are onto season 4 of X-files now and we got to the csm-centric episode, right. and when he put the sniper rifle up from the window at the start I was like "whoa there. jfk assassination much?"-- and then the flashback starts and wouldn't you fucking know it, csm was the one who killed jfk??

this made me joke about how "what is he, the dark version of forrest gump or something? lmao" (ie. being present at a bunch of historical happenings), and then it seems like I was right because after that, he killed martin luther king too... aND TH E N towards the end, they make a fuckin forrest gump reference???

guys I think I'm finally becoming psychic

[withteeth2005]

did anyone like spiral? i’m watching it rn and the first 5 minutes are already painful

[malecacidd]

My ranking of every single saw trap from all of the movies (except spiral) with no explanation (though I will gladly offer if asked lmao)

The original shitroom (saw)

Pound of flesh (saw VI)

The silent circle (saw 3D)

The glass coffin (saw V)

The angel trap (saw III)

The venus flytrap (saw II)

The horsepower trap (saw 3D)

The water cube (saw V)

The rack (saw III)

Original reverse bear trap (saw)

Judge as I judge (saw IV)

Save as I save (saw IV)

The needle pit (saw II)

Sacrifice of Blood (saw V)

Hoffman's reverse bear trap (saw VI)

The pendulum (saw V)

Oxygen crusher (saw VI)

Feel what I feel (saw IV)

See what I see/The scalp seat (saw IV)

Antidote safe (saw II)

Razor wire maze (saw)

The knife chair (saw IV)

Jill Tuck's reverse bear trap (saw 3D)

Shotgun carousel (saw VI)

Bathtub electrocution trap (saw V)

The steam room (saw VI)

Flammable jelly (saw)

Impalement room (saw 3D)

Eric's shitroom (saw II & III)

Gun eyehole (saw II)

Razor box trap (saw II)

Freezer room (saw III)

Acid spikes (saw VI)

The pig vat (saw III)

Laser collar (jigsaw)

Classroom trap (saw III)

The lawn mower trap (saw 3D)

The shotgun collar (saw 3)

The brazen bull (saw 3D)

Hear no evil (saw 3D)

Necktie trap (saw V)

The mausoleum (saw IV)

Leg wires (jigsaw)

Grain silo (jigsaw)

Exploding puppet (saw IV)

The cycle trap (jigsaw)

Bucket room (jigsaw)

Chain hangers (jigsaw)

Glass jar trap (saw V)

The gallows (saw VI)

Suspended cage (saw 3D)

The drill chair (saw)

The molar combination (saw 3D)

[potato-topato]

Man those rotten tomato scores for the saw films realy make no sense

[the-acid-pear]

The way I went from hating Hoffman with literally every fiber of my body to being like "I want him to rail me" is the biggest tragedy of this lifetime.

[dundelion]

1. I bought jigsaw puzzels but they were in bad quality

2. I wrote an email to the company's main office in San Francisco, cause I couldn't find any other adress

3. They told me to contact their office in London, cause I bought the puzzles in Europe and I'm in Europe now and send me the email

4. I send an email to London

5. They didn't reply

6. I wrote back to San Francisco, saying that I was gratefull for the information they gave me, but London didn't reply

7. San Francisco wrote back saying that they were sorry and don't know why is that cause London answers their emails quickly

8. I wrote back to San Francisco saying that I don't know why is that to, because I used the e-mail they gave me, but I can wait and maybe send another email to London

9. I send another e-mail to London

10. A different person from San Francisco wrote back saying that they will send replacement.

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

Silly little miscellaneous JL headcanons:

Arthur:

-enjoys knitting to de-stress (has a lot of warm blankets he made out of frustration)

-likes to poke his head out of the water like a shark sometimes (it looks really funny and kinda cute)

Barry:

-has to consciously walk slow (he just naturally walks fast and tends to leave the group behind)

-has a hard time estimating how long it will take him to get somewhere (plays into the whole being perpetually late thing)

Clark:

-definitely chews on weird things during meetings and ends up eating it ("Clark where did the thing go?" "I ate it"<- is being serious)

-rolls his eyes a LOT when he thinks people aren't looking (he's a sassy bitch, Ma has definitely called him out on it multiple times)

Jonn:

-tends to hide food in odd places a lot (it does not help that his friends keep eating each other's food from the fridge)

-strong sweet tooth, the amount of sugar he consumes would not be healthy for a human

Hal:

-also a really good driver (dare I say he could be a good race car driver too?)

-fork lift certified >:)

Diana:

-is actually a big sports fan, enjoys watching games on the TV and live. Will happily join you to watch one

-loves any messy outdoors activity, really. Willing to try anything more than once.

Dinah:

-actually REALLY good at reading sheet music and sight reading

-has tested how high she can sing without breaking things too many times to count (she says it's for science, Dinah we no longer have glass cups bc of you)

Oliver:

-loves cooking, it's his love language, always willing to try new stuff (but also just tends to enjoy making the same things a lot)

-loves board games but gets too competitive (how the hell is one THAT good at jenga wtf??)

Bruce:

-has a very goth-style of dancing

-bit of a history nerd, will listen to Diana ramble about her work in archeology a lot too

Billy:

-really good at chess and jigsaw puzzles

-knows how to sew/mend clothing really well and will offer to fix something for you