#wrassle

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tjpw all rise '24

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you ever like someone so much

[biglisbonnews]

Pat Sajak playfully wrastles 'Wheel of Fortune' contestant after big win Fred Fletcher-Jackson, a Wheel of Fortune contestant, recently won an impressive $75,800 in a "perfect game" on the game show. As he celebrated his victory, host Pat Sajak playfully "tackled" him from behind and put his arm in a "chicken wing" move. — Read the rest https://boingboing.net/2023/03/25/pat-sajak-playfully-wrastles-wheel-of-fortune-contestant-after-big-win.html

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personal headcanon that before the 'virus' (or whatever it was) happens moon is just a bastard who loves scaring people for fun

and my self insert discovers this and plays along bc they love getting scared and manhandled

this is also why theres a high turnover rate for night guards, they quit bc they genuinely think moons gonna kill them. but really hes just bored as fuck and enjoys chasing and 'attacking' people, and like, its just a game to him hes not actually gonna hurt anyone dw

[shiftythrifting]

Wrassle Castle…

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the growing pains of kaito kiyomiya great read for people not familiar w him ahead of the g1

wrestling think pieces i've (re-)read and enjoyed recently:

manhood on the mat: the problem is not that pro wrestling makes boys violent... by jackson katz and sut jhally

a pragmatic and stylistic analysis of wrestling discourse by roberto de jesús díaz padilla

how socialism will change pro wrestling by jetta rae

this post by rustchild about mox and effy and queerness

wrestling turned me cis, then it turned me trans by abraham josephine riesman

if wrestling is art, then kenny omega is one of canada’s greatest performing artists by chris dart

fighting spirit in japanese puroresu by jenny murphy

gold-plated controversy: the true story behind how the iwgp world heavyweight belt was made by colin mcneil

why wrestler tetsuya naito is the unlikely hero i needed by sarah kurchak

the beauty of defeat: a memorial to yuki ueno’s blade job by willard

[wrassl]

twin tornadoes

🎵 Lecher Bitch by Genitorturers 🎵

[britcision]

Okay but listen

The Ghost Zone is vast

Infinite one might say

Almost none of its residents met their new King before he was crowned

So like 99.9% of all the ghosts are very respectful of young King Phantom, he’s done great things, saved us from Pariah, 10/10 would crown

The remaining 0.1% is Danny’s Entire Rogue Gallery

And some of ‘em, some of the less common ones aren’t really sure where they stand now, so they won’t give him a reason to fuck them up

The others? Like Johnny and Ember and Technus and Youngblood and Wulf?

That’s their fucking Babypop

King Babypop if he whines but they’ve known him waaaay too long to give a shit if he’s the king

What I’m saying is the Justice League somehow get to the court of the Ghost King to ask him for something, it’s extremely impressive

The buildings are magnificent, the ghosts are their weird and wonderful selves, and every single one of them speaks of their new liege with wonder and appreciation

They make their way to the throne, he looks young but regal with a blazing blue crown on his head and a council of obviously very powerful beings at his sides

Beside the throne is just a fucking brick shit house in plate-mail with a massive sword ready to cut them down if they breathe wrong to the king

The hall falls to respectful silence when this young king speaks

And then half way through the meeting a fucking rockstar with flaming blue hair leaps in through the window and tackles the king straight outta his chair

This very dignified regal figure they’ve been negotiating with (he’s heard of them, he’s been very accommodating and seems to really want to help) is Under Attack

Is it a coup??? His knight hasn’t even moved, the council just continue on as if nothing’s happening, the king is wrassling like a puppy with another ghost who looks about the same age, both screaming profanity

Before the league can decide to get involved, King Danny gets a foot on Ember’s chest, punts her across the room, screams after her that no one can hear you sing in Soup Jail, and returns to the table

“Any way we can add a music deal to this package?”

Ember takes a seat at the table like nothing happened, she’s clearly not supposed to be part of the proceedings but she’s here now and she’s into it

And about two hours later it fucking happens AGAIN cuz Kitty comes barrelling in through the door and goes for Danny’s throat, once again no one else moves except Ember, who fucking dives right in and screams at Kitty for fucking up her new recording deal

(There’s also shit like “defeat Apokolips, defend the Earth, seal Darkseid in a jam jar or whatever” on the table but Ember only cares about one thing)

[glitterxdeath]

cinematic masterpiece?? camera man deserves a raise

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mayu breaking the trophy is the most mayu thing she could do lmfao

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Yukio Sakaguchi's Very Autistic Stipulation match

Yukio Sakaguchi's No Good Very Bad Stipulation Match

[kaijuusandkryptids]

Fifi Knix, Stiletta, Taxi Dermi, and Bodacious T hitting the carnival in style. Ironically of course. It's not guys night without a little drag XD

[gravehags]

my cats held hands for like 10 seconds before marilyn decided to end hazel’s shit

[rhea-ripley]

Steel Cage Match: NXT Super Tuesday || September 08 - 2020

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[nugulover69]

SAITO SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!