#would not want to be that cousin. tbh
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it's crazy though like in the last 5 years Dream's gone from the trouble child of his family who grew up a little to lead a modest life and helped out where he could to a multi-millionaire who's one of the internet's most recognized figures and has the connections to meet people like Ryan Tedder of fucking OneRepublic how did he explain that to them 💀 oh and he wears a rainbow bracelet and a ring on his ring finger and came with his British boy best friend who moved across the ocean for him
#you go to your family thanksgiving for the first time since COVID#and clay who you kinda disliked for being annoying shows up the richest guy in the house#plus he's been to antarctica and met celebrities and has a bf or something#would not want to be that cousin. tbh#lyss.dream
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Aromantic Jon who doesn't know they're aro who treats romantic relationships like yet another chore they have to do now that they're an adult. They're in their twenties now. They've put it off for long enough but they're going to have to do it eventually, it's just what adults do. They sort of approach every relationship like an obligation they're checking off of their to-do list. People keep breaking up with them for it. They used to think everyone else also felt like being in a romantic relationship was a huge burden, but after a few comments landed weird they now suspect it's just yet another short-coming of theirs (they've never been good at understanding other people anyways).
They don't think about it for most of the plot of the podcast, due to the. Everything. Until maybe around S4. But by that point they've basically decided that that doesn't matter any more. Too much time, effort, and risk for anyone not already involved (and no one who IS involved is an option). It's a massive weight off their shoulders. They draw no larger conclusions from this.
#aro jon#obligatory do not tag this with martin or j//mart please and thank you#tbh one of the reasons i 'just wasn't interested in dating right now'#was that 'i barely have enough energy for my friends let alone an actual PARTNER'#'would i have to text them a lot? see them multiple times a week??'#i remember eating dinner with my extended family about a year or so back#and my cousin was w/ his gf (and maybe her family as well?) instead (he was visiting her like every day)#and someone (i think it was my uncle?) told me that it was normal for people who were in love to want to spend all their time together#which i thought was fucking. Weird As Hell. who has the time?? the energy???? to hang out with the SAME PERSON every day??????#when my family pointed out that my parents see each other all the time i was like#'yeah. they live together. they'd have to go out of their way to avoid that'#and i was so fucking confused. because i sort of thought that the USUAL romantic relationship thing was#you go out with them like once a week#and maybe you stay over at their place occasionally#and then you move in#this was around the time when i was questioning if i was aro. no i did not realize then and there that the answer was YES#fuck it. maintagging this. aro jon rights!!#jonathan sims#jon sims#tma#the magnus archives#also implied autistic jon. that man is so auDHD to me#no i'm not projecting. shut up.
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KINCADE PACK 🐺 (original works) — “The name goes back centuries, and all Miranda cares about is making sure it lasts for many more”
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#insp: the lodge#too many ocs to tag here lmao#this is a little bit rushed because it’s like 2am#but I’ve been thinking about doing this template for them since I first saw it#FINALLY I get to talk about this fucked up rich werewolf family#Logan and Jayde’s dad were best friends and grew up together#so Jayde and Skye essentially grew up with Logan’s kids#there’s a lot of complicated feelings there between the kids for various reasons#they consider each other family to a degree (more like cousins)... but some of them would definitely straight up kill each other.#Miranda had her eye mostly on Jayde because she’s the same age as Garret and Miranda’s main goal is to strengthen her bloodline#and Jayde comes from a well known purebred bloodline#so Miranda’s golden boy Garret (massive douchebag) tried his darndest to rizz up Jayde for most of their childhood#Jayde fucking despises him. she beat his ass on more than one occasion. which massively bruised his fragile ego. but he still wants to hit#Amara and Mitchell are the designated chaos twins that Jayde has a love/hate relationship with. Skye gets along with them great of course#Jonas is the only mf that has his head on straight. He's mostly separated from the fam. removed at the 'heir' when he didn't want it.#now hes a werewolf therapist for werewolves with a small family of his own. he reminds Jayde of her dad. he's around the same age too#SCANDAL: Jonas is slightly older than Logan lmao#Declan is the other golden boy. the precious spoiled baby. Miranda's backup for the backup.#he's terrified of Garret so he tries to stay out of his way and mostly keeps to himself#tbh Declan is just Scared of Everything and desperately doesn't want any responsibility but tries to hide it#anyway before Jayde's dad was killed and she was captured they knew hunters were coming for them#so they went to the Kincades for help. Miranda would only accept the girls.#Jayde chose to stay with her parents and they left Skye with the family to keep her safe (she was 12)#that was the last time Skye saw her family intact :/ she didn’t see Jayde again for years.#so Miranda pampered her and groomed her to be in her family.#like she was this little jewel. the last living Thatcher.#now that Jayde is back and Skye is with her and they're living their own life#Miranda be scheming. she wants to claim their bloodline sooo bad.#anyway sorry for the massive lore dump there’s.... a lot of complicated shit going on here
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well i didn’t have the best time tonight but at least my dress was cute :3
#it’s an op by amastacia btw#didn’t really dress it up properly though. i would have liked a corset or something perhaps#plus I couldn’t be bothered to do hair and makeup. so I stuck a black hair bow on and called it a day#honestly. it was a bad evening. you ever been to a family gathering where you’re ignored all night lmao#it suddenly becomes very clear that these people don’t actually consider me family or even anyone worth talking to.#like i hope my uncle had a good birthday n all but. so glad im heading home tomorrow im fucking done#dove talks#lmao dove didn’t talk at the party dove just sat there and fake smiled while my ‘cousins’ talked around me#ok. im bitter and making it everyone else’s problem. sorry. but at least im cute#don’t know why people don’t want to talk to me when im so adorable tbh#my face#im done. sorry. it’s been a bad time.#had a nice walk down to the sea with my parents this morning though so at least there was that
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Tomorrow is my uncle's birthday and i will take The Girlfriend™ wìth me to meet my family, but of course as "my friend from university".
The one who gets it, gets it.
#idk it is pretty obvious tbh since my cousins and sister has never taken anyone else at family gatherings#except for their so#but my parents just can't see it ig#mainly because they don't want to see it probably#lesbian#dykeposting#sappho would be proud of me#The Girlfriend🌪️™#happy pride 🌈
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Can't believe Fruits Basket had a Kyo/Tohru/Yuki love triangle when OBVIOUSLY she was most compatible with Hatori and she's even used as a parallel to Kana multiple times.
Tohru should've run off with Hatori while Yuki and Kyo were too busy having angry sex to notice, thank you all for coming to my TED Talk.
#it's been a long fucking night i just want to think about fluffy age gap ships#fruits basket#hatohru#shipcest#because i'm like 99% sure that yuki and kyo are cousins#even though no one seems to have an issue with the sohmas dating each other#i would also accept momiji/tohru tbh
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I caught myself looking like 😑 again at the grocery store today and I feel so awkward. I don’t want to come off as an asshole to anyone working there (it must suck as a job, especially during summer tourist season) but my face is just like this! I think it would be really funny if I got a custom t-shirt one day that just said “sorry, it’s (probably) not you. My face is just like this�� with the 😑 emoji under it
#emma posts#when it doesn’t look like 😑 it looks like 😳#i just remembered today that part of the reason it’s like this was that in highschool if i looked like that my bullies got bored#was always switching between 😑 and 😳 and now those are just my defaults#the 😳 would probably be around regardless tho#it’s kinda funny how my teacher mom has strangers approach her regularly but my dad and I and maybe my brothers don’t get that#but my dad is 6ft with a 😑 expression most of the time in public#my brothers have different vibes but are also huge#youngest has got an awkward gentle giant energy#and middle kid has what I can only call a ‘more subtle bakugo rizz’ if that makes any sense#dude needs to take his meds like the rest of us#I really went from 😳 elementary to 😑 highschool expression wise#and one is anxiety and autism while the other is autism and defense against bullies#but now my face is just like that by default and it’s super awkward#I’m also self conscious about how i look while laughing#but that’s a mostly separate thing#mostly#non-human animals get the ☺️ expression though so they like my vibes better#I also try to be like that with kids. and I am a little internally. but I also panic about how the respond to them#I’d blame one specific younger cousin experience but I’m not totally sure#either way I look a little less 😑 to them but probably still a little 😳#kids with anxiety seem to like me though. we get each other’s vibes I guess 🤷♀️#but gods. I don’t want to look at cashiers like 😑 in the checkout but i keep doing it#and when i consciously try to stop i often look more like 😳#girl has no rizz if you’re not a cat#I react the same way to energetic dogs as I do most kids which is a bit weird tbh#I end up looking like a combination of 😳😐😬😦😅 when I try to talk to neighbors#my only advantage is that people think my jokes are funny. at least in person#and I can at least tell when someone is faking their smile response#if there are two things I can usually pick up on it’s nervousness and amusement
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It's that time of year where i get weirdly sad that my family will never know me
#Family Reunions are a great time to realize how much of an outsider you are in you're own family#A lot of that Is deliberate on my own part mind you#As a the Token Gay Cousin I don't really want my family asking me questions about Anything Ever#But part of me is a little sad that I'll never have the oppurtunity to introduce my partner to the family#It's a whole thing for me#And like I expected and made peace with that reality long before#It's much more Tangible now#My parents have never really met anyone i've dated Before or After they knew about the Me#I just have like hmmm.#I have a rather large extended family and my cousins are all married or settling down and meeting their partners is so normal#and I wish I could have that even If i know I would hate being perceived by my family#The last time my family knew i was in a relationship i was very uncomfortable with the Attention honestly so There's no winning here tbh#My Mother on The Regular: I just want you to get married and settle down :pleadingeyes:#Me: I could be so funny right now#But they Definitely wouldn't have approved#and Like fuck 'em for that and whatever#But Also Idk If my parent's weren't so complicated maybe i could tell them now.#I absolutely won't be doing that Right Now for a Lot of reasons but you know maybe in like 10 or 15 years I'll just let them know something#They Absolutely can't know I eloped my mother would be so distressed about it
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if i had a nickel for every time a family member sold their switch w/o knowing that i desperately want one i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
#i don't want this to sound like i think i'm entitled to first dibs on things ppl ik are getting rid of bc i do not think that#i just think it's really funny that i keep missing the opportunity#first time my cousins bf sold his switch for xbox game money ???#and second time my brother decided he wasn't playing his that often after he bought one in japan and sold it a little bit ago#my mom was like 'y'know your sibling has been wanting one of those you could've made that their present'#and he was like 'oops my bad' but i told him not to worry abt it bc he had already bought my present and told the dude when to pick it up#i'll get one one day lmao i'm in no rush#i'd probably get one faster if i would accept a switch lite but i think i'd rather just have a switch tbh#nox grumbles
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I did something recently that hurt my mom's feelings and the world has come to a fucking halt about it. Everyone keeps reaching out to me to be like "hey you hurt your mom's feelings idk if you know" even though she and I have extensively talked about it and I've given multiple genuine apologies because she keeps going to everyone who will still talk to her in our family (not very many people) and complaining about me and I'm just like. Genuinely I am very remorseful that I hurt my mother but like. Where the fuck was all this energy when she was hurting her fucking children for 30+ years?
#i technically uninvited her to something#the situation is that i planned a whole birthday party for myself and then BECAUSE MY MOM PICKED A HUGE FIGHT WITH ALL OF HER SIBLINGS#like 75% of the people i invited (my aunts and uncles and cousins) canceled on me#so i canceled my birthday party but asked my brother sister and my brothers wife to still come over that night#they were only coming to see my apartment for the first time. our plan was to get kind of drunk and loud and do karaoke on my couch#my mom has seen my apartment dozens of times#ive invited my parents over for multiple casual dinners. they HATE driving to my area bc its too busy#my mom HATES loud chitchat and music and bad singing and staying up late.#all things we did that night!#and if i were confident i could extend a polite invitation that would have been turned down for inclusion's sake then i would have done that#but i fucking didnt invite her! because she would have said yes! and then she would have been policing the event and my behavior all night!#BECAUSE SHE IS A DIAGNOSED NARCISSIST WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE SKILLS TO PREVENT THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR#and i know she can't really help it. i know her life was so fucking hard. but she made MY life hard. she STILL makes my life hard.#i just wanted one fucking night to have fun with people that love me. just one fucking night! and she tried her VERY best to ruin that#even without an invite#and tbh in some ways she really succeeded in ruining it. half the fucking time was spent talking about her and how to handle this situation#and if this is a precursor to her gettting fucking worse again and going back to inpatient#im just fucking tired of it man
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#nini’s nonsense#sometimes i think about the fact that people around me. even the ones closest to me. know so little of me. because i have a cousin who#recently told me she has a gf and she’s bi and was like. yeah i didn’t think you’d judge but you also never know yk. and i mean. i do know.#better than anyone in our fam probs. but also. it just put into perspective how little they’ll all ever know me because ofc my sexuality is#not who i am at all but it’s such a big part of me as well and the fact that no one irl knows and no one will probs ever know. sigh#it’s an exhausting thought tbh#but i come from such a religious family i don’t ever see it going well. and on the other hand i have made the agreement with myself that i#won’t ever date girls anyway. so yeah. idk. sigh sigh cry cry etc etc#and also. i had a wedding this week and weddings always make me realize i’ll probs never have one of my own. for so many reasons. and on one#hand i am happy but on the other hand the want is there and i know it’ll probs never be fulfilled because i would be a terrible partner#and yeah. idk the passing of time is just fucking me up a bit i guess. it’ll hopefully pass soon.#i really need to properly write about all this. maybe then i’ll finally be able to breathe again.#ANYWAYS. so happy my bby told me so happy for her they’re THE CUTEST omg
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It's half 11 at night and it is Not a good idea to go futzing around my family tree jus cs I remembered a guy exists
#colin jeavons is my grandma stella's cousin and i want to look again at our shared family history#i think it was stellas dad and colins mum were siblings? so that would be the cotterill family#i remember stella's dad (my gx2 grandad) emigrated to boston for a few years and then came back to wales cs of ww1#when he lost his leg cs he was shot and captured on no man's land and was in a. a polish salt mine? for several years#but i don't remember anything much after him cs it's been a while since i looked at that side tbh
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I just found out that my grandmother (and other family members, but finding that out hurt less) does not believe in climate change
Yesterday at dinner, my aunt was asking me about the different masters I was looking at (she's like one of the very few supportive ppl in my family, and one of the few who actually seems interested in my studies)
So I told her that I was looking at master programs regarding systems and control, and more precisely, at courses that were related to meteorology, climate, and environment. My aunt was asking me questions, it was a fun little conversation, and I got overexcited talking about weather patterns and the importance of research (I have been obsessed with weather since I was 6, and the first job I ever wanted to do was meteorologist)
And that point, my grandma turned to us and said something along the lines of "it's not real, you kids just invented it to annoy your elders"
This single sentence was like an arrow straight to the heart. Because she then went on about how ridiculous it was that climate would change, that we only had different cycles and that this was simply one of them.
Maybe I'm overreacting, but this is just the drip too much. Whenever I talk about my interests, I get shut down because "there are more important things in life than mathematics".
From the ages 6 to 12 I kept telling ppl I was going to be a meteorologist. My grandmother laughed at me every time, saying "it's cute to have dreams". Now I know she never believed that my interest were real.
Anyway, I'm off to another family meal, and I'll make sure to not mention climate, the weather, or mathematics.
#this is so annoying#like i just want ppl to actually listen about my interests#i wish my parents were there tho#cause they are always my cheerleaders#but theyre with friends (as we do every year) and they deserve the time off from family drama#normaly my aunt or uncle or cousin (again the few supportive ppl who will listen to me talk about maths and other stuff) would be there#but my cousin is leaving tomorrow at 7am to the south of france#so my aunt and her need to get ready#and my uncle needs to fix some plumbing issue#(and also he didnt want to do another meal after yesterday which i totally understand)#at least this afternoon were going to see some of my cousins and uncles/aunts#(i think some of the nice ones will be there too so ill have ppl to talk to)#or ill just stay in my corner and let the criticism come#tbh its usually not bad#or at least i dont take it badly#me and my parents have a bet going on on what criticism itll be#my mum said the short hair and the painted nails and the overall nb-ness#my dad said itll be my studies (and i think he might be right this time)#and i said it was going to be the fact that i dont have a boyfriend yet#we shall see who was correct#(i actually enjoy this weirdly enough because some of the nice ppl in my family also take is with humour so we end up laughing a lot)#but my grandmas remark still hurt a lot 😔
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OK but if you don't have family there and therefore aren't passed from relative to relative, Southern Styria (Steiermark, a federal state in the centre and south of Austria), is actually absolutely beautiful.
I mean:
The region is famous for its wine, pumpkin seeds (& their oil) as well as quality cuisine. The nature there is rich and not all that affected by tourism seeing as Austria is mostly known for its Ski resorts and southern Styria doesn't have many of those; it's a hidden gem.
#I'd spend a lot more time there if it weren't for my family#Because in my grandma's village you can't go anywhere without attracting an entourage of relatives and acquaintances#Got a week there? Great. All seven days you're invited to yet another relative's house#Wanna go sightseeing? Well your great aunt and second cousin and their families want to come along#It's annoying tbh#But I stand by the fact that Styria is gorgeous#and it's funny that looking it up also yields castlevania results#Vampires would make it even better obviously :D#personal
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BARBIE MOVIE AND PIKMIN 4 BEING RELEASED ON THE SAME DAY I J REALIZED THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PEICESSS OMFGG !!!
#AHH OMFG IM SO EXICTED FOR BOTH OF THEM I MIGHT DIE#also was rly worried i wldnt be able to see the barbie movie in cinemas#but my cousins will b in the uk at the time so i can go with them an have my uncle take us or smth#tbh the biggest issue was tht it wldnt b appropriate for my sister and im not fucking asking my dad to go take me to the barbie movie#(mum doenst do cinemas but im not fucking asking her regardless)#but that solved that teehee#IM SO HYPE im gonna go see the movie and then stay im my room going pikmin mode for 14 days straight#also relaszed today that within the span of four days across the spiderverse is releasing i have the anniversy of a rly traumatic incident#and i have an exam so thats. funn !!! •__•#idk if im going to see spiderverse 2 when it comes out tho i would want too#and its beore the exam so its not like an issue of being ditsracted by like. wanting to go see it right after the exam#(bc i was rly scared tht wld b an issue w tears of the kingdom but i i dont have any exams that day)#but its more of a thing of. hmm i dont tend to do well around the time of that anniversy.#and my exam is like. the day after hhmmghfg. thats so greattt#idk well like. i cant do anything about that ig. might explode into a million peices /neg over that#whatever i will have to b a little baby and b like heyy can u guys be extra rly rly niceys to me pleaseee 2 my friends abt it#bc tht might help. bc the power of freindship love can do anything hashtag mlp. whateverss#flappy rambles#ask 2 tag
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#i kinda dont want my cousin coming to the house with me 8/. I love her but I just really don't want her over tbh but I'll feel so fucking b#ad if I tell her like 'yeah hey I'm not feeling up to this rn' and like my mom probably told her to ask me bc I've been doing nothing at th#e house but my room super isn't done I haven't made my bed or anything I just REALLY don't want her to come over tbfh and like I just. if I#tell her no I know my.mom would start asking me a bunch of questions like. I don't know I just dont want her over honestly not right now m#aybe some other time. ugh. I feel so so bad over this#whatever i just hope the weekend goes by fast
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