#lyss.dream

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reread mangoball this morning and found this screenshot that pretty succinctly describes the last year 😭

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Can Dream keep his status as the undisputed king of Parkour Warrior?

As promised, with Dream's newfound vigor for beating the Parkour Warrior record, an updated analysis of his best possible time given the splits shown on his most recent (11/3/23) stream!

With new course run optimizations courtesy of fruitberries and SandwichLord, Dream has improved on his previous time massively, cutting his optimized best time down nearly 30 seconds from the last time I did this. In fact, though he posited it may be possible to get a 4:20.00 last year, he's absolutely blown that prediction (and the optimized time in my previous analysis) out of the water this fall. If he manages to match this optimized time, he'll be cutting down another 22.49 seconds from his current time, which is not only an insane merit on his own, but also more than 4 seconds under the time that SandwichLord has put forward as the world record.

More details under the cut!

For those curious, this is the side-by-side, as well as the differences from the last analysis I did (from his May 29, 2022 stream) to this most recent one!

As we can see, he's improved, even if slightly, on every single level of the course. Additionally, it's an interesting trend to see that he's made the most progress/cuts on the latter half of the course, most dramatically level 5-3, The Wall Clinger, where he cut on ladder climbing time, as well as level 8-2, The Chain Pipes.

Also of note are the improvements in time on 5-1 (The Fish Bones) and 6-3 (The Bending Barrys), both sections where Dream has identified massive time sinks in the past!

As a note: the change in "One-Run Bests" just means the difference between his previous long-standing best time and the record he just set this evening.

And for those who are really interested in the raw data, here is a screenshot of the raw data taken straight from his stream and processed minimally :)

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WHAT THE HELL

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this stream ending with dnf fighting irl when this world was for them to play with each other during the pandemic I COULD CRYYYYYYY

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saw someone on twitter put face reveal vid Dream next to Antarctica video Dream I need to chew glass he looks visibly happier and he’s tanner and more comfortable in front of the camera 🫶🫶 I’m so happy he’s getting to live life ☹️☹️

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they are parents to 2 beautiful babies

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dream getting a 4k while incredibly confused on his first ever round of valo will always be special to me

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SHE’S EEPY ☹️☹️☹️

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ok but he does look like a god with the sun behind him fuck man

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DREAMIE 😭😭😭😭

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sorry thinking about how Dream embodies and embraces every kind of love ever like he takes every possible opportunity to gush about how grateful he is for his family and runs constantly with the motto bring your friends with you and boosts them whenever possible and bends over backwards to provide for those who helped him get to where he is whether that be his family, friends, or us and now he’s writing and releasing songs telling the stories that surround that innate part of his life and finding a new way to express that ohhhh dreamie :( <3

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hey Dream nice to see you back

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he’s doing pr oh dreamie 😭😭

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it's crazy though like in the last 5 years Dream's gone from the trouble child of his family who grew up a little to lead a modest life and helped out where he could to a multi-millionaire who's one of the internet's most recognized figures and has the connections to meet people like Ryan Tedder of fucking OneRepublic how did he explain that to them 💀 oh and he wears a rainbow bracelet and a ring on his ring finger and came with his British boy best friend who moved across the ocean for him

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KNOW YOUR HISTORY! Dream and Lil Nas X are besties 👍

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dnf sitting in the Uber next to each other Dream is liking art of himself getting kissed all over by George and George is claiming he’s an egirl to hundreds of thousands on his influencer snapchat Ok power couple I see u