#would have gone FERAL for this

[hana-bobo-finch]

leif wasn’t around for a while, I feel like he’s constantly very confused

[it-wasntaphase]

if 2012 me were to experience 2023 d&p lore she would not be well

[necromycologist]

reread the final problem today and Good Lird it hits hard. i cant articulate the thoughts properly but its so uniquely and awfully shocking even compared to other big instances of main character death. the awful untidiness of it, the fact that this uniquely dreadful climax happens offscreen without remark, the terrible mundanity with which sherlock dispatches his letter, the leaden, plain way in which watson says that "a few words may suffice to tell the little that remains"... auggghghgh

[running-on-a-broken-record]

MadPat with Reader getting yelled at in the Pizzeria

Totally not based off my experiences with working at a pizzeria

Mad loves having you work with him. Even if it’s only part-time, every time you're at the pizzeria, he's in a noticeably better mood, and the other employees are grateful.

He sometimes just lingers around the area where you're stationed so he can watch you work.

He's in the kitchens, observing one of the new employees to make sure they're not messing up. It's his absolute least favorite part of owning the pizzeria, and he's definitely not pleased. All he wants is to go home and just spend time with you.

It's actually kind of surprising that he hears the commotion coming from the dining part of the pizzeria, because the kitchen is loud, but he does, and his attention is drawn to it.

He's mostly expecting it to be some child being scolded by its mother- god he hates those creatures- or some employee that dropped a pizza by accident.

But... he finds you, basically surrounded by three teenage boys.

They're yelling, and you're clearly not sure what to do, because your eyes dart between them and you're definitely scared.

"How hard is it to make a fucking pizza?" One of the kids, the one with the bad hair, yells directly at you.

He pulls you away from them quickly, now enraged that they would dare speak to you like that. It hurts him how you panic a little more at the feeling of being pulled away, but he hides you behind him, out of sight. You cling to him desperately.

"Is there a problem?" Mad says through gritted teeth, fighting each and every one of his demons to not murder the kids right there and then.

"We ordered a pizza ten minutes ago, where is it? It can't be that hard to make!"

"Did my employee warn you there would be a wait?"

"No!"

His eyes narrow. He's seen you work. You always let customers know about the wait for their food. So not only are these idiotic kids yelling at his best employee- his lover- but they've been ignoring you too. It's starting to look exponentially worse for them.

He wants to kick them out. The way you squeeze him a little tighter after the boy yells again only fuels that.

"Are we going to get our pizza or not?" Another one of the three teenagers says, frustrated for no reason at all, really.

He thinks for a second. "No. Get out."

"What?!" The teenagers all shout.

"You're banned from my pizzeria. Get. Out."

The boy with the bad hair scoffs. "Fine. Come on, guys."

The three boys and a fourth teen, a girl, leave. The girl, without the boys noticing, mouths an I'm sorry, and he nods slightly, turning to you to make sure you saw it too.

"Are you okay?" He asks as soon as they're gone, holding your shoulders.

You shaking from the encounter makes him furious, and once again he debates adding to the list of missing children in the pizzeria.

He doesn't even care when your shift ends, he's the owner of the place and he can do what he wants. He tells you to grab your stuff and clocks you out and takes you home.

He's literally so soft for the rest of the day, because seeing you being yelled at made him so angry and protective that he just wants to make sure you're okay :)

If you want to go back to work later that day, he'll probably let you, but he will keep a closer eye on you.

[vveirdvvitch]

Your Eddie. How many snickers bars does it take to quell him when he's not him because he's hungry?

Does he vape or smoke cigarettes at all?

Squeee!! It’s my favorite peanut!!

2 snickers bars. Half way through the second one his tummy starts to grumble and clench. This is far too much sugar. But he still finishes the second one.

But now? Now he must rush home. Public toilets are a no go. Had to be home. The dumping syndrome has begun. Poor puppy.

He is a big smoker. Switches all the time between cigs and vapes. Curses himself for the expensive and filthy habit.

But it feels so good and calming. And something to do with his hands! And an excuse to go outside! To leave wherever he is because he has to smoke!!

He will try to hide it from a partner unless they also smoke.

He has definitely chain smoked an entire pack while coding.

[didsomeonesayventus]

It was the raging storm of a foreign war... and a face I’d seen before.

[lokiiied]

no cuz he is actually so girlfriend here…

[bhaalsdeepbat]

my astarion hot take

i'm sorry guys i do actually HC that astarion was temporarily sex repulsed, but not in an ace way. i do think he has a moment of 'ohmygod was i ace???' and then realizing he's just blood starved and also has to get out from being crushed by the weight of being viewed only in terms of sex. it's not sex-repulsed bc he doesn't like sex, but repulsed bc of the baggage that comes with it.

and like having to deal with the fact that he objectified himself the same way caz was, but there was no force this time. he just fell into old habits. and repulsion that omg can i fucking control myself ??? after nearly two centuries of not having to show an OUNCE of self-control bc Caz had them so closely controlled.

but then the freedom of no longer being repulsed bc he's been freed of enough weight from his guilt and self-loathing to not only no longer be repulsed, but eager to try new experiences - with someone he's certain won't only view him as a sex object. who will still see him for who he is beyond that one moment they share.

[bao-dur]

coop becomes lucy's step father. no, i dont take constructive criticism

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Have we talked about the fact that there is an episode of Buffy called bewitched bothered and bewildered that has an underlying themes that may potetially be similar to buck bothered and bewildered??

Especially considering Xander does something dumb and stupid when he gets dumped (getting a spell cast so that Cordelia will get back together with him so he can be the one to dump her)

Xander had up until that episode been somewhat stuck in a loop - the kind of character that hadn’t really had much development up to this point beyond having what I would term as an outdated concept of women and how he should treat them and especially attractive women. The whole thing is the start of the massive character growth arc we see xander go on for the rest of the show - which is kind of similar to Bucks in many ways - belonging, maturity, the search for respect, and his continued search for love.

[kichi-kinnie]

I kinda feel bad for Poseidon in this. I mean it was a bit satisfying but leaning a lot towards cruelty. While I thought Odysseus repeating the "ruthlessness is mercy" was cool, it didn't really fit for me? Bcs like, ruthless ≠ cruel. This leaned a lot into cruel. He didn't have to torture Poseidon. Not to say he didn't have something coming though, he kept pushing. I was also a bit irked by Odysseus trying the forgive and forget route because it sounded so mocking. Especially when you think about how 10 yrs is nothing to an immortal. Odysseus would have done the same if some jerk had blinded Telamachus, too. It feels weird to put it into a "villain finally gets punished" view and think the literal torture is fair punishment/deserved.

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

I cannot believe I’m saying this but I’m actually very upset that Laudna and Imogen are already together.

Just because if they weren’t Laudna would have also tried to seduce the ghost captain and could have succeeded, AND THEN Fearne would have joined in.

And not only would that have been… amazing on it’s own right BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE IMOGEN???

Trap in a pirate ship, wide awake in bed while her crush has a mind shattering threesome with her other best friend and a fucking skeleton.

How do you go on after that?? Ultimate girl failure canon event

Edit: I just realized that this also would have been the second time a Laura PC is stuck in a ship while her crush has sex with a spooky pirate captain. God what a legacy

[iceinherheart-kissonherlips]

you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you  🎶

[mooninyourcup]

The way Welt says "I'm fine." when he gets hit makes me feel some kinda way

[shinoposting]

Marumaru is a shy, mysterious ghost who appears without warning to give you a hanamaru for your daily efforts. Everyone has their own Hanamaruobake that comes in different forms, like a future goal or an important memory, that motivates them to keep working hard every day.

I needed to draw both of them; welcome to the crossover event

[fluffydisneyprincess]

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE THIS TIME (L18 SPOILERS)

Luci and I are on the same wavelength here. This was absolutely my thought. Fuckers.

THIS WAS MY SECOND THOUGHT. LOOK HOW SAD SATAN IS. LOOK HOW DISSAPPOINTED. HE WON'T STOP THEM FROM GOING BUT ITS GONNA HURT. HE JUST GOT USED TO SEEING THEM AS BROTHERS. HOW DARE YOU HURT MY HUSBAND THIS WAY

Again they note Barbatos' silence. WHY???? WHY IS THAT RELEVANT?? WHAT DOES HE KNOW??

Big props and appreciation for Diavolo sounding like the King he is meant to be. Level headed but stern. Thinking of the way this will effect more than just his realm. Big love for that.

GO 👏 OFF 👏 MAMMON 👏👏👏 TELL HIM. BE FULL GREED AVATAR ON HIM. FUCK 'IM UP.