#worth it !!!

[a-captain-reborn]

Hot Darn! I like this a lot!

call the police larry. call an ambulance. not his unnecessary feelings situationship??

[notsofrozt]

Bingliushen fic recs in no particular order (buckle up this is going to be long):

Shen Qingqiu Gets Mad: The Fic by poison_dart_frog (T)

After the destruction of their third house, Shen Qingqiu leaves Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge alone until they get their shit together. Without Shen Qingqiu there, Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge are forced to spend time together, rebuild a house, and (hopefully) win back their husband. Easier said than done when it’s an emotionally constipated war god and crybaby demon lord that is having to get along. (It's more towards the BingLiu side, but a 10/10 regardless)

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something you don't give much attention by brosnyaa (E)

The one where Liu Qingge actually wins a fight and Luo Binghe ends up getting a little hot for Shishu.

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Universal Simps by chaoticgoodlawyer (M)

Luo Binghe had been trying to tell his husband something for some time, but Shen Qingqiu just wasn't getting it. The System helps the Protagonist out by forcing Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, and Liu Qingge into his husband's original world. Hijinks ensue. Moshang are just along for the ride. (In which Shen Qingqiu stops being so oblivious, and Bingqiu gain a boyfriend.)

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something 'bout tonight feels meant to be by lavenderandrue (T)

one time at a party i kissed someone's girlfriendboyfriend and to make sure he wasn't mad about it i just kissed him too... i blacked out and woke up to a text in a groupchat with both of them that said "did u make it home safe baby? <3"

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I Dream You’re Still Breathing (don’t wake me up) by PeerlessCourgette (marimorimo), scholomancefan (E)

When he’d awoken in the Sun and Moon Dew Mushroom body, Shen Qingqiu had intended to get as far away as possible from everyone in his past; especially Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge. Instead he found himself a helpless bystander to the fight between them. But when Liu Qingge is hurt–seriously hurt–Shen Qingqiu knows leaving is no longer an option.

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to light the hearth by lemonlight (E)

Liu Qingge said something he's always intended to keep private. Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu show him - thoroughly - that his feelings are not as unreciprocated as he thinks.

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Putting the 'Hit' in 'Hit On' by Prudabaga (E)

In which Luo Binghe unknowingly engages in demonic flirtation with Liu Qingge via punches, and everyone knows about it and is cool with it. Luo Binghe just wishes someone had told him.

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Today, and every day after by summerdays_winternights (E)

“Junshang, the human that has been courting you for the past seven years with the duels? And by bringing Consort Shen his conquests? He is the one that brought the deer to you, correct?” Luo Binghe nods, still in a daze. “Yes, that’s Liu Shishu.” “Mn,” Mobei-jun nods. “Will you be accepting his courting soon? Qinghua says there are many demons who wish to court him if you two do not accept.” What the fuck? What the fuck? Like hell he’s going to let some trash court Liu Qingge. Wait. Oh.

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Ship Wars: A New Hope (RPF Edition) by PeerlessCourgette (marimorimo), scholomancefan (E)

A fresh infusion of smut to rival Regret of Chunshan has flooded the jianghu—and for once, it’s not Shen Qingqiu x Luo Binghe! Shen Qingqiu breathes a sigh of relief. But his reprieve is short-lived. What the fuck is “Bingliushen”?!

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Two PIDW Cosplayers Broke Into My Apartment And Saved My Life but They Hate Each Other and Keep Breaking My Things by Kamaete-(E)

Shen Yuan wakes up, in his apartment, to two impossibly beautiful cosplayers (their special effects look too good to be cosplayers though) fighting (over him? He hopes not. They keep calling him Shen Qingqiu and he's not sure he likes the comparison).

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A Flaw in the System by CheckersXIV (M)

Shen Yuan has been working in the 99th Precinct for a grand total of three months. He’s pretty certain he deserves an award for being able to adjust to the absolute bullshit that happens here. (A Brooklyn 99 AU, pretty cool)

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best of both worlds by ChezPillow (PillowLord) (M)

Everyone knows that the singer Zheng Yang uses an alias. Only a select few knows the man behind the music idol. Luo Binghe prefers it that way.

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In the Pit by ShanBlackRX (E)

When Shen Yuan perked his head up to the raw punk song flooding Liu Qingge’s living room, taking interest in the insane bass line that was playing then, Liu Qingge didn’t expect him to slowly but surely obsess over this band within the subsequent weeks, asking to borrow his albums so he could tear apart their musical skills and start to actively engage in conversations about them with his friend.

Requested by @axxa-the-allikatt, @anonimgato1507, @thischickiswack

[ebonytails]

LOOEYYYY 💛💚💜

[bloodinmymilkshake]

Perc'ildan 18+ headcanons

Yes, there is suggestive content. if this is unacceptable to you, scroll through.

✨Their first time, Percy was embarrassed and blushed. Vax knew that he was Percy's first partner in life, but he did not expect that he would create a horny monster. As Percy gets used to intimacy, he becomes insatiable in bed and literally exhausts Vax.

✨Vax's favorite position when he's bottoming is doggy style. He loves it when Percy wraps his hair around his fist and holds him until his thighs are bruised. Vax's second favorite position is to straddle Percy's hips and control the process, enjoying the admiration in his eyes and the blush on his cheeks.

✨When Percy is bottom, he is the ultimate pillow princess. He loves Vax's fingers inside, which stretch him for a long time before sex, gentle kisses on the neck and words of praise. Percy melts at Vax's tenderness and care and the way he listens to his wishes. This is when their most tender lovemaking happens.

✨They both enjoy to be in situations where someone can hear them, and one of them has to cover the other's mouth with his hand to hide his moans of pleasure.

✨The main experimenter in their relationship is Percy, who comes running to Vax with sparkling eyes and “Let’s try this thing I read about in a book!”

✨During their quiet life in Whitestone, Percy invents various sex devices for him and Vax. Perhaps even a sex machine, which he will test on his lover. Percy watches carefully and writes down all the results in a notebook as poor Vax has multiple orgasms. Make love, not war!

✨Percy's biggest anti-kink is bondage. He is uncomfortable with most practices in which he is deprived of control over the situation.

✨Their first time, due to inexperience, Percy came in two minutes (possibly from Vax's fingers alone) and felt shame for it. However, Vax calmed him down, saying that it was even hot.

✨Percy was the first one Vax allowed to enter him (he had experience before, but usually Vax was on top or it was non-penetrative sex).

✨Percy often nibbles on Vax's ears during sex, especially after he realizes that it is an erogenous zone.

✨Vax had fucked Percy at least once in front of the mirror, kissing and caressing his scars, which he was so embarrassed of, and running his fingers over them.

✨Vax was petting Percy under the table until no one could see his hand under the tablecloth, rising from Percy's knee to his thigh.

[still-quite-messy]

Fun fact, I showed it to Anusia, April and Alex when I met them at Velocipastor, they were the ones who told me “you know you’re doing the work of a continuity editor right” and long story short that monster ^^^ is meant to become my portfolio :)

I also lost all semblance of sanity in the eye of the people that kinda. Come in contact with me with even the faintest hint of regularity.

(I’m not joking, I showed it to my grandfather around December 2023, when it was much lighter, and he told me the next day he’d had nightmares about it.)

(Edit - Fun fact: I also have a smaller, unpublished one about Of That Colossal Wreck)

tma wall... im so autistic...

[skipppppy]

Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

[nymori]

I've been stitching some cicadas lately. This year is going to be a big one for the screaming bugs!

For those interested in making their own cross stitched cicadas, the patterns are available for sale here and here! (Please note: my software skills mean that I had to freehand the AAAAAs rather than place them in the pattern itself, so those are not included in the patterns. This does mean that you can make these little guys uniquely your own and add any sort of scream that you'd like, though!)

[titenoute]

What once was one, then was two…

My entry for draw the princess contest.

[cooler-ian]

Immediate yes!

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[mimic-teeth]

doll tattoos?

doll tattoos

doll tattoos :)

[tomboxed]

knight to k6

[granusugarart]

This is what happened, no?

[min-play]

careful it leaves a mark

Animation by: Yin ‪Youtube Twitter

Idea by AB

[magpiesketchins]

It's midnight so I'm posting bi/pansexual men

I have a lot of feelings about Logan with an ownership kink please someone give me an excuse to talk about Logan with an ownership kink I'm dying

[waltricia]

3x03 — Forces of Nature