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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

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Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

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“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

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patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

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🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

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(to the tune of jolene) joann... joann... joann, joannnnnn... im begging of you please dont take my crafts

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Happy Halloween everynyan :3

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the picrew of dorian gray

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Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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Sometimes you think your life is over but really it's your winter metabolism stripping your brain for parts like crabs at a whalefall

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happy Thursday the 20th

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a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it's a vitamin