#worst mod ever 😭

[bloodweavefangnatic]

Worst BG3 mod ever?

Like I don’t even understand why you would WANT to change the companions original appearance— like you don’t see this happen in the other games like Horizion or Life Is Strange etc (like we’re not just talking about the mods; just in general!)

Are you really telling me that you rather replace THIS drop dead — pun intended 🤭 — gorgeous AF face for something completely unrecognisable???

[ososull]

messy mini comic because being Dragonborn is lowkey Taima’s worst nightmare lmaooooo

[lelianaslefthand]

more additions to the sad wet eyes folder

[swordmaid]

we managed to resolve the tiefling-goblin conflict before wyll turns into a devil (we’ve even recruited karlach too) and this is what he says in the party…! interesting I think

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

new life series idea: normal life (alternatively: heterosexual life). everyone is given a strategically determined amount of lives depending on how absurdly homoerotic they’ve acted towards other characters in past series. if anyone says anything even remotely gay they immediately lose 1 life. family dynamics abound but all are nuclear families. bdubs and etho are forbidden from talking to each other. martyn is explicitly kept from being within 20 blocks of ren (almost out of range of voice mod so all their interactions are limited to either shouting at each other or the chat). scott is the only one exempt from the titular rule and spends the entire series taunting every other member (except pearl and cleo) because no one is allowed to respond to him. he ends up losing anyway because everyone sets out to kill him. scar dies second (after jimmy, who falls from a cliff while running away from scott, who had been chasing him and shouting marriage proposals. no one can decide on whether it was an accident or purposeful) because he keeps forgetting and can’t stop himself from complimenting everyone else’s appearances. grian shrivels up and dies from lack of affection. the watchers conclude this was the worst idea they could have ever come up with and wipe it from everyone’s memory

Homophobic life bro 😭

[southconfessionpark]

Just curious, is this coming back any time soon or is done? Not trying to pressure you, I'm just wondering

hey 😼

i'm alive. time to answer some asks that have been sitting here for months

Not a confession but why are you guys so goober

it's actually a condition... we're unable to stop it...... 😞 spread awareness.........

(question for the mods!) how often do people submit stuff you just cant post? do you see a lot of crazy things?

given the subject matter of this blog... unfortunately sometimes people find it okay to send rlly bigoted stuff in the inbox. 😁 there was some crazy stuff calling jewish people a 'species' and some complaining that top surgery scars 'ruined' art. so yeah people are kinda crazy sometimes 😭😭 only One ask has ever genuinely upset me so it's chill. we usually just laugh about them :3

other than that there's a lot of repetitive stuff that i try to keep to a minimum... but there's like 1100 posts on this blog its hard to remember everything 😭

The mods of this blog are stronger than the us military

thank u... im protecting u from the worst of it i prommy.. if u see something that upsets u just know there's worse that i just delete HGJKFDSNG and i'll usually try to tag anything that's potentially triggering!! so lemme know if i miss something...

this is probably my favorite south park/general confession blog in a good while, most ive seen stop posting after a few months or are just from 2014 and dead so its nice to see one that still updates regularly, high five sp confession mods youre awesome-sauce!!!!

thank u so much!!!! 🥺 originally we were sick of the low effort accounts that just put a dot and wanted to revive making images for confessions :3 i'll try not to go on a two month hiatus again hehe.. but yeah i'll probably be here for a while since i enjoy my 9-5 and it's not even dependent on my interest in south park (fun fact i haven't been into it since 2020. teehee)

Thank you brave soldier, you have served us well 🫡

HOLD ON IM STILL KICKING..... THERE'S STILL LIFE LEFT IN ME........ KEEP ME IN COACH

yall got any uhhhhh posts

yea. here. 100 posts in queue. go crazy

I miss you so much girl… the second the hiatus started I began mourning because I knew it was the end

NO!!! ITS NOT THE END!!!!!!!!! ITS OKAY !!!!! this ask made me revive to be honest!! i just find it crazy that people find genuine enjoyment in this dumb ass blog GFHDJSKGN so if anyone reading this ever giggled or had some fun here thank you!! i appreciate it :)

COME BACK I MISS YOU 😭😭😭😭😭 /nf

YOU FORCED ME BACK KICKING AND SCREAMING. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT. (i was in the middle of making posts when this came in <3)

anyway hai *_^ i should be at the club. other mods have actual lives to live n here i am. waves

[bookie-bookdust]

Hi Bookie!!!

Just a quick question 🤨 where is LUCIA’S APPRECIATION POST😤😤 WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER TOOOOOOOO♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

(of course if you don’t have the time ignore this🫶)

♥️myokk

AHGIELAGJIWALHAFEKAGEKAGHURKGAHURAGIHERGUAERIHGAEUUWEIGAHU @myokk omg wait thank you 😭 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺 I feel like I never talk about her on tumblr besides posting screenies so I probably should 😂

okay okay so

LUCIA COMPARI ✨😈

She's my one and only Ravenclaw chaos gremlin with a penchant for dark magic, binge eating, and is a kleptomaniac.

In SSFS, her name nor backstory are ever brought up. This was mostly because I hadn't planned for it to be that long of a fic LOL. But ya know how that goes. MC is unquestionably her. I do plan on bringing her whole story into a future fic (which all of this is subject to change at any notice because I'm indecisive lol).

BACKSTORY: Girlypop's family is from Italy, though her status-conscious Halfblood family has been in the British countryside for two gens now. Her parents were having difficulty conceiving and used some unsavory methods of magic to have her, but she ended up being a squib as a result. They're deeply ashamed of her, and she's a bit of a Harry-type that she lives in their basement, isn't invited to social events, and just does chores and keeps out of their way. She's deeply obsessed with magic though, studies it, steals books on it, etc. Until one night while hunched over a tome, ancient magic bursts out of her and burns the entire basement to soot. And then she gets her ass shipped off to Hogwarts (seventh year - not fifth). Her parents try to shower her with attention and praise once she becomes magical, and uh, no thanks. I'll just say it doesn't end well.

PERSONALITY: Known to wear slightly mismatched clothes in a variety of patterns, colors, etc as so much of what she owns (during her time at Hogwarts in particular) is from her over-zealous use of alohomora around Scotland lol. I'm working on some clothing mods for her!! She loves collecting random things and hoarding as she was never allowed to as a child. She's very intelligent but extremely reactive which continues to put her in the line of fire (she's an Aries, after all). Almost everything that happens to her is her fault (or Sebastian's lol). She loves to complain about wanting some peace and quiet and then proceeds to do the exact opposite. She has difficulty expressing her feelings, but everything she's thinking is written all over her face. She looks at magic in a gray zone and is a clever duelist. To her, it's about survival.

AT HOGWARTS: She holds the record for worst attendance in Hogwarts history lol. In most of my AUs, she doesn't ever graduate her seventh year 😏 (maybe that's a spoiler but oh well LOL). She enjoys charms, runes, and arithmancy. Her ROR is a massive mess of stolen books, trinkets, pie tins lol, and melted candles with wax dripping onto every surface. She avoids the professors, ditched the Keepers, and refuses to be a quest solver for everyone in the damn castle.

Sebastian takes a liking to her immediately after she outsmarts him in the DADA duel. Their relationship is uhhh...LOL. They're a chaos couple that have the same stubborn personality. In almost all of my AUs (in my head because they're all hiding on my computer) he's taught her sooooo much magic that she missed out on. He took the "my charge" thing seriously lol, and even if she says she hates him (she doesn't), she thinks he's the most brilliant person she's ever met. They bond heavily over murder, trauma, and the Dark Arts and are extremely protective of each other. He absolutely loves getting under her skin, and she loves to scowl at him. 10/10 would sacrifice herself for him - they always go down together. It's basic, I know, but they're my OTP🥰

OTHER SHIT: Loves pie and pumpkin pasties. I have an AU where she's sent to Azkaban for ancient magic and Solomon's death, and Seb's a bit loony after using a time turner so many times trying to save her. If she had a job at the Ministry, she'd be a cursebreaker, but I see her more so living a happy life in the middle of nowhere with Sebastian running a questionable business together as for-hire cursebreakers/artifact hunters/sellers lololol. She cannot stand Cressida Blume. DESPISES HER. Her closest friends are Poppy Sweeting and Samantha Dale. Honorary mention to Imelda Reyes as well. Her hair is always wild and knotted and everyone has accepted it at this point. Without fail, she'll forget her gloves when its cold. The things that come out of her mouth would make an old Victorian woman have a stroke😈

OKAY I WILL STOP YAPPING FOR NOW. I can't think of anything else. I was up until almost 3 am last night and my brain is fried hahahaha. Thank you so much for asking about her 🥺

If you read all this, thank you I love you 😂💙

[the-final-sif]

the situation w karl now is so funny considering your rb on dreamupdates 😭😭 anon was right we're both delusional

I've seen a random account on twitter claim random discord screenshots are Karl, and tbh I cannot believe people are taking a random account posting screenshots that don't even have dates on them nor attached context as legitimate and 100% true, unaltered and presented fully in context. I could've made those in about 15 minutes if I wasn't trying very hard. Like they intentionally removed the timestamps and claimed it was for "privacy" and to conceal the person's timezone. You can just. Change the date on your computer or w/e.

"There's no reason to fabricate these" Drama, clout, boredom, smearing someone, etc. There's no reason to believe these are real and not someone taking the piss.

Like, take one screenshot where he says "That's the worst video ever taken". Let's suppose that's a real screenshot for a moment, within the screenshot there's absolutely nothing that indicates what he's actually talking about. It's literally JUST that. The burner account CLAIMS that Karl said it was about one of Dream's singing tiktoks, but there's nothing even remotely presented that indicates that. Literally JUST "That's the worst video ever taken". He could literally be talking about any video.

Again, there's no verification that any of these are real, and some of them don't even make sense???

Like, okay, what would Karl not wanting to Paris have to do with anything? Like, maybe he didn't want to travel to Paris, maybe he was exhausted from flights, maybe he didn't want to deal with the jetlag. Maybe he said that sarcastically as a joke. The message before that was someone joking about him going to france being bad. There's again, no timestamps or context. He's within his rights to not want to go to Paris. It has nothing to do with anything else.

Also claiming that Karl was planning to intentionally distract people, because he "knew this would come out" by streaming with Sapnap or spamming tweets about other stuff? I- What? If he knew a mod was going to leak stuff, why would he not remove that mod? Why would he keep saying stuff in the chat with that mod in that? How would he even gets a heads up that the mod in question intended to leak stuff? Without knowing who it was?

I have no idea if these messages are real, again, this is something that takes literally seconds to fabricate, there's no confirmation any of this is actually coming from one of Karl's mods, there's absolutely no context included in any of the messages for if he might be being sarcastic or even talking about totally different topics. No context for dates/times other than "Today" which is honestly pretty sus because either it implies that Karl went and said this all in one day, like randomly he decided to shittalk people in his mod chat, talked about it, knew someone would leak his messages and just thought that was all well and fine. And that's assuming any of these are even real in the first place. Which is a pretty huge assumption.

Anyways, I'm begging people to stop taking discord screenshots from random fucking people as gospel. Some of you are legitimately falling for what is stupider than Infowars shit, "oh my secret sources in the government totally told me this is real". Next y'all are gonna come up and tell me that you found out that Karl or Dream or whoever is funded by Soros and you found the contacts posted on 4chan I stg.

Don't spread things you can't verify. Don't take fucking discord screenshots from a burner account at face value. Do we need to talk about fucking hypixel ss again?

[sieglinde-freud]

so the way endings in awakening work is a bit off if you have the gay mod because it reads single people normally, but married people have the man’s ending read, and then his wife just. attached. and so that alters which ending you see for both of them. unfortunately, that means if i have f/f pairs, which most of them were, i dont get to see any because none of them were read. and at least with the second gen, i did almost entirely f/f pairs, which dont show up, or m/m pairs, which had nothing written, so. everyone please give it up for gerome and cynthia, the only second gen ending i got to see!

😭😭 good for them!!! anyways unorganized final thoughts under cut so i dont have to make a whole other post for it

awakening lunatic sucks! but project thabes makes it suck a little less. in all honesty i had a lot of fun, awakenings a good game to revisit, and finding a way to make it challenging while being able to use my favorite units (awakening second gen) ever was awesome. normally having all 13 (or 14 in this case, with both morgans) would break the game, but lunatic kept the enemies strong, so it didnt matter what my units had. i actually got overwhelmed a lot 😭 HUGE difficulty jump between hard and lunatic all i’m saying. and then the games like “hey now u have lunatic+ if that interests you” NOOOOO THANKS.

anyways. here are my top three guys according to the medal thingies at the end

im so proud of them :3 of all the kids really but yeah these three were huge standouts. virion actually got a change in the mod where one of his subclasses was swapped for myrmidon, so yarne got to inherit astra which was actually insane? it procced ALL THE TIME so. that was crazy. chrom!inigo and fred!cynthia are always good thats not new but they were really clutch in the last few chapters. i had them both hopping around classes for most of the game bc thabes redoes skill progression so. IT TOOK CYNTHIA SO LONG TO LEARN LUNA. ITS FROM WYVERN LORD. GOD. she went through a LOT of classes yall dont even know. also honorable mention to marc and morgan, the best rallybots ever, and dancer lucina, who was outserving everyone she was in a scene with. my girl.

like ok serving cunt on the back of the god youre about to kill? get it girl!

anyways so for second gen pairs i did: lucina/f!morgan, owain/m!morgan, inigo/laurent, yarne/brady, severa/kjelle, nah/noire, and cynthia/gerome and you know what. i think i have a great taste. a lot of these were born from being unable to do other pairings but thats ok. i liked how it turned out. though i was gonna do nah/noire anyways because they were actually like. an insane duo. honestly im surprised noire didnt get a medal thing bc i feel like her nostanking with nah backing her up got me out of so much shit. maybe its because i didnt see her ending… oh. oh wait thats probably it. well. anyways.

i think awakening is not a properly balanced game, nor are the maps made for a difficulty like this. towards the end game especially, the maps are just. flat. most of them anyways, and they just become really repetitive and bland and boring. and despite this being the game with the tactician character of all the time, they dont really allow you flexible strategies, because if youre not pair up stat stacking, you will die! and that sucks. mid game is alright, but the last arc is really weak and kinda dampered my whole experience. im glad i did it, but i wouldnt actually reccomend it to anyone unless you like to play like that (which is totally fine! its just not my thing). definitely requires some solid planning as well. all in all, not the worst fire emblem ive played but… well. im not doing it again. ok anyways heres inigo mouthing off at grima

[starriknight]

Fine fine fine

I’ve been inspired to make a little letter to qsmpblr cuz y’all are the best :D

My first post was my pinned post almost a year ago(HOLY SHIT ALREADY) and honestly I don’t know why I decided to make a tumblr but I’m soooo glad I did. I’ve been watching qsmp since the start but I only ever watched vods until late 2023 after purgatory. Qsmpblr is such an amazing community and I don’t think I would be the silly hyperfixated guy I am today without y’all. NOT TO MENTION MY FUCKING LOVE AND APPRECIATION FOR BRASILL LOVE YALL🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Special shoutout to some of my besti besti’s

@lilghostlettuce GHOSTT!! Literally my 1st qsmpblr besti and you’re so cool bro. I have so much joy just looking through your blog and seeing how much love you have for this community you’re culture and the whole world💕💕

@theroseyhues I LOVEEE seeing you’re super cool art and doing picrew chains with you is so fun and silly :33

@sarcastictissy TISSSYYYYY where do I even start omg. I literally don’t think I’ve met anyone kinder and more positive than you like whattt. And this discord!!! It’s been so much fun being a mod and talking to mutuals and people that I follow that I would otherwise be wayyy to nervous too :D

@charliecuntcicle ROXYYY you’re literally so cool I’m so glad that we have been talking more on the discord it’s been so fun and tbh you’re blog looked way too cool I was scared to talk to you kkkkkk😭

@ultra-raging-ghost ghosttt!! Yet another amazing person in this community called ghost kkkkk I never watched bads streams that much but I would never not know what happened thanks to your liveblogs(post limit must be your worst enemy😭😭)

@pixiecaps I know we don’t really interact but I just think your blog is literally so cool!! You’re a savior when it comes to funny clips I think I would’ve never seen without you obrigado!!

@royalarchivist LITERALLY SO AMAZING YOURE SENT FROM HEAVEN!!! Thanks for so many clips and cheers to many more

And to any mutuals not here yall are so cool and amazing and never change who you are

[matchalovertrait]

🔪⚾🙉😭 for Erick please 🥺

yay, thank you Ruth!! <3

🔪 KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame?

Ohh Erick haaaaaaatteesss it. He doesn't take it well, but he still remains calm. He did put himself to blame when the family struggled with money. Also, I haven't explored this and I'm not sure if I ever will because I want to keep Erick's silliness and Dulce's dyslexia completely separate from each other, but the Divergent Sims Mod tells me to take Erick to the psychiatrist 😅 Maybe he suspects that Dulce inherited her learning disability from him (Erick was never good in school and hated it.)

⚾ BASEBALL - can they play sports? what is their best position if they play a team sport? what's their strong suit (speed, power etc.)?

No, he can't 💀 unless you count skateboarding as a sport, then yes lol. Erick was pretty good at it in his youth. He probably would've gotten in dirt biking too if he didn't live in the suburbs back in the U.S. He's pretty strong because of his construction job, but lately, he has been forming a bit of a dad bod.

🙉 HEAR-NO-EVIL - what is the worse thing your oc could hear from someone?

In-game, he has a fear of failure and a fear of being cheated on. So, the worst thing he could hear is, "Noemí found someone richer and she's taking the kids." That's never going to happen, though! Noemí has similar fears and she loves Erick deeply.

😭 CRYING - what makes them cry? do they cry easily?

Nahh, Noemí is the one who cries easily. Erick probably cries at sad movies, though.

[papermint-airplane]

About me - Simblr Edition

I was tagged by @weisskralle and @silwermoon-sims and probably someone else too but I can't find it in my mentions. When I say I'm the worst Simblr...

rules: you can use any sims game to answer these questions!

your three traits: Only three? What is this Sims 4 nonsense? 😭 Um, if I had to limit myself to three, I'd go with loner, cat person, and neurotic. Those are the three that inform my character the most, I'd say.

your aspiration: Professional Author.

in-game world you'd live in: That one is actually hard. Sunset Valley feels the most like home just because of the nostalgia but I think I'd also like to live in Sunlit Tides. Then again, I've been loving Hidden Springs a lot lately...ok hypothetically, if I were a Sim, I'd have NRAAS Traveler installed so I could live in all of the worlds at different stages in my life.

favorite townie(s): Probably Pearl Yang. She's a hot mess but she's our hot mess, you know?

most used pack(s): Ambitions, no question about it.

favorite decor object (no cc): No CC, but you didn't say no Store items, so I pick the Haute Hip Panther sculpture. I just love this lil guy to bits. I'm always trying to find ways to shoehorn him into every house I decorate and he never fits but I always keep trying because I'm going to find a way to get him in there one of these days MARK MY WORDS!

something you want in the game: Oh look, a dead horse! Don't mind if I do! *beats it* If you've been following me for a while or seen any of my hundreds of rants on r/sims3, you'll know the only thing I have ever wanted so desperately I won't shut up about it is an amicable divorce mod. At this point, I can't even explain why I want it so much, I just do.

what color is your plumbob right now: Yellow. My back hurts and it's seriously -20 mood. 😔

Let's see...I'm tardy to the party as usual so Idk if everyone in creation has done it already but...@brannewjoint, @cupidia, @ticklemerainbows, @happy-lemon (I'm sure you've done this already, I just gotta tag you in everything anyway bc Ilu 😊), @thistleandwoods, and @yourinishi. And everyone else who wants to do it.

[trollocs-ooc]

I think i jsut found the worst Homestuck blog ever. But not like in the actual "i hate this blog its gross irl" way but rather in the what in actual shit is going on here worst kind of way. Its like completely gen alpha speak mixed with ironic sexual content but the mod says theyre like 14 years old. What is happening here 😭 is this whats funny now vuz like. It kind of is

[felikatze]

Completely agree with your post but can I focus on the female robin support part? I feel like most of the female robin exclusive supports are always exceptionally worst than the male robin exclusive stuff because in the latter, they usually show something insightful or pretty deep while in the former...it's always jokes. Bad jokes.

Infamously people usually say this to talk about the chrom/robin support and while the difference is...bad ik, I don't think the difference in quality is as bad as the supports with lucina if you aren't her mom, tiki, aversa (even though that one is pretty garbage with the S support). I don't remember the other exclusive supports outside of those four so maybe Flavia and Basilio irrc that changes on your gender are exceptions 😭

ngl i havent read most of those supports, but from what i've seen, yeah. Hard agree on the chrobin supports, having started a second run using male robin (and the gay mod, but that's neither here nor there.)

Male Robin in general is allowed to have supports exploring the other character's deeper insecurities, here Chrom being unsure of himself without Robin's support and Robin worrying over his safety, but female Robin's supports tend to focus on how Robin is a woman.

Like, instead of talking about the deeper aspects of Chrom's character, the entire support chain is the two of them accidentally walking in on each other in the shower. It's always Robin's femininity before anything else about Robin as a character.

It SERIOUSLY gives the vibe that male Robin is the "default" who all the original supports were written for, and the writers couldn't come up with anything to meaningfully differentiate m! and f! robin's characterization outside of their gender.

That's why the current approach in three houses and engage is so much better. There's no change in supports between genders. Because why would there be? The main story doesn't change whatsoever. It can't, because that would mean writing two main stories, and that's too much effort. Would Robin's gender ever meaningfully impact the plot? Well, no. Neither would Corrin's, or Byleth's, or Shez's, or Alear's.

It's the typical treatment of the male as default, and the woman as "woman." It's a criticism I have of Morgan's design in Heroes. Male morgan gets to keep his canonical outfit that both genders of morgan have in awakening, but female morgan gets a redesign in a short skirt to differentiate the two. It can't be both of them keeping the usual design, that'd be boring, so we have the default, and the girl one.

[quincyhorst]

Inazuma Eleven Champions League

For those who don't have/don't use Xitter much, there is quite a promiment modding community in regards to Inazuma, with the Great Road mod being the most well known (And with a reason, since they've managed to combine GO + AreOri + extras in the IE3 ROM). As a way to promote itself, the main account has been hosting a simulated Champions League tournament, with both original and mod-exclusive characters filling the well known european teams.

I cannot describe enough how incredibly well this project has been handled so far, and I really want to give a shotuout to both the organizers as well as the whole modding team for their efforts. I'll leave their YT channel + Xitter account below!

https://twitter.com/IEGreatRoadMod

At the time I'm queueing this, the last Round 2 match has ended and we'll be into the final now, meaning we'll have some proper eliminations soon enough. That being said, before that happens I'd love to dedicate at least one post to this project.

Obviously with the focus being european teams there's found to be some Euro B characters here and there, sometimes having relevance for the better or the worst. I'll use this post to share my favorite moments of these first rounds so far - alongisde linking the original videos/matches.

Real Madrid vs Manchester City

In this ROM, Querardo gets the fanmade move Lion Gate... Which is from Li Hao's team..... Hahaha................... 🥲

(I have conflicting feelings about seeing him on Real Madrid, but that's beside the point...)

He also got Matador Feinto'd LMFAO

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Inter Milan vs Paris Saint German

Jonas has quite the participation on Inter Milan, he even gets to collaborate in some shots :')

Not EuroB perse, but... Angeloooooo 🥺👼 (Also, battle of the tiny :3)

Barcelona vs Liverpool (+ Atletico Madrid vs Manchester United)

Matching pictures for you and your bestie who only serve as to be ridiculed by rival hissatsus :(

(I don't really get why Rafael got added on Barcelona, I just cannot see him there at all. Oh well... There are worse choices here, like Clario being at Real Madrid)

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Ajax vs Manchester United

Julien doing Aikido with a demon (Typical)

I've never seen this keeper losing animation before, AND I ADORE IT ASKDÑKAFSDÑF. IT GOES SO WELL WITH FER!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Though if you are a Fermín fan like me, I don't recommend watching the match at all; the whole thing felt like this:

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Paris Saint German vs Chelsea

Hezekiel :3

Blud thinks he's Fermín Sánchez 😭🐂

Unironically this goes hard

(Both Thorsten and Hezekiel did so much this match, it's painful to see....)

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Porto vs Barcelona

Inspired by recent events, Kidou decided to teach Rafa how to fly like a superhero (?)

Here's Mikel on Porto ò_ó I love seeing him there!!! It does give me validation to my "Mikel is part portuguese" headcanon LMFAO

He also got to shoot, and even if he failed (And was partially mocked by the live chat) I'm still proud of him 💔

Seeing Mikel and Rafael oppose each other is painful, too..........

If Real Madrid and Porto ever get a VS then idk what will be of me. I will be watching a real life divorce unfold or smth

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Manchester City vs Borussia Dortmund

YEET

...Yeah, no way Ern lived after this. (Also wtf Jan betraying your former teammate)

No context for this but it also goes HARD. It's the power of the kartoffelsalat for me 🫡

I'm sure there's more moments with EB out there, but... I don't remember. Watch the matches by yourself, and tell me what you find, okay? ~

[cabernet-and-calculations]

💓 When did they have their first crush?

❤ Have they ever been in love?

💕 How easily do they fall in love?

💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it?

😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it?

👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship?

💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss?

🚗 When did they go on their first date?

🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date?

🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner?

💟 What is their stance on PDA?

🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked?

👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation?

⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality?

💡 What made them realize their sexuality?

💌 When was their first serious relationship?

💘 What was their most serious relationship?

💝 What was their most recent serious relationship?

💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment?

💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner?

❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships?

💥 What was their worst relationship?

😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner?

😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner?

💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship?

😭 When was their first breakup?

💔 What was their worst breakup?

👍 What was their most amicable breakup?

🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand?

🍷 How far would they go on a first date?

💍 Would they ever get married?

💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to?

💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have?

👶 Do they want children?

🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children?

This one is on purpose. Talk, asshat, talk

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Fucking hell. I will see which ones I have answers for.

💓 When did they have their first crush?

Once again, likely sometime in my early life. I do not remember the first instance.

❤ Have they ever been in love?

Not that I am aware of.

💕 How easily do they fall in love?

Not easily.

💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it?

Once again, I would not know. Judging by how I handle platonic enjoyment of others, I would assume that it is through speaking a bit more freely with that individual.

😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it?

I do not have a reason to do that.

👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship?

I have considered it with nobody that you would be familiar with.

💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? / 🚗 When did they go on their first date?

I do not know.

🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date?

A seaside evening would be quite nice. I am rather partial to beaches.

🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner?

I would not move in with my partner as I am quite fond of where I live currently.

👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation?

Hell if I know. I know that I am partial to men sexually and I am indifferent romantically.

⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? / 💡 What made them realize their sexuality?

I would assume so and that that is how I came to my current conclusion, though I do not recall it clearly.

💌 When was their first serious relationship?

Once again, I would not know. I assume I have not had anything too serious though considering how little feelings I have on the subject.

💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment?

Be reasonable. Do not be obnoxious, vulgar, or absurd.

💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship?

I do not really have any strong thoughts on the topic. I have not done that as far as I am aware.

🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand?

Not as far as I am aware of though I would consider it, assuming I could easily ignore the other party afterwards.

🍷 How far would they go on a first date?

It depends though the answer is likely not very far.

💍 Would they ever get married?

It is not something that I am interested in.

👶 Do they want children?

No.