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somehow my gene pics always look a little bit better and hit harder in negative
#worst job ever#gene takovic#saul goodman#jimmy mcgill#bob odenkirk#better call saul fanart#better call saul#bcs fanart#bcs#brba#breaking bad fanart#breaking bad#brba fanart#illustation#art#fanart#my art
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lethal company is such a shenanigans game and its extremely amusing to me. theres so much going on
#rocket wants to fight#worst job ever#also bc it’s fucking terrifying sometimes. it’s SO good at atmosphere#whatever dont look at the time i posted this
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Remembering that time when I was employed as an expendable nobody at a huge international company and one of their Big Shots just randomly died in a freak accident while on vacation and thinking like… that’s not the be-all and end-all of life?
#fuck capitalism#it sucks to be a pacifist socialist in a capitalist world#worst job ever#very glad I quit#I never met the guy who died so no judgement#but one day he was the SHIT and the next day the company moved on without him#that was very eye opening as I often felt unappreciated but I guess no one was really appreciated as a human worthy of being mourned
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#the emperor#the emperor bg3#emperor bg3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#mind flayer#illithid#i have the worst art block i've ever had. it's been MONTHS#but the squid keeps manipulating me to draw him#his pretty pink eyes do be doing their job fr fr#my art
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Let the revenge games begin.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie huaisang#He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it.#The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries.#The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!!#Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself.#JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene.#Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger.#I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy.#And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence.#If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident.#Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''.#NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5.#My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.
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OOH OOH, Mumbo putting the big ol' bootycheeks on the Cub billboard and then stepping back and looking at his work and feeling kinda 😳‼ about it
CACKLED OUT LOUD READING THIS ASK AND IMMEDIATELY SCREENSHOTTED IT TO SEND TO TWO OF MY FRIENDS. anyway, here's...uh...this! -
"hiya, mumbo, what doin?" "studying." "studying...what?" "cub's ass." "...i'm sorry, what?"
mumbo turned to face the avian, folding his spyglass in on itself with a clean, satisfying schwick. honestly, grian sounded much more confused about all of this than he had any right to be - it wasn't as if he didn't do the same thing with scar. arguably, what mumbo was doing (standing at a respectable distance, using his spyglass to peer into the strange labrynth cub was currently navigating) was much better than what grian did when he was bored. he was going to give scar a heart attack, one of these days, with his propensity for perching in trees and dive-bombing the man the second he stepped within range. so, really - grian had no ground to stand on, not with this. "cub's ass," he repeated, "don't act like you don't watch scar build for hours just on the off-chance that he'll take his shirt off" "that's different," grian grumbled, swinging so that he was hanging upside-down off of the branch he'd previously been perched on. "we've been together for years. it'd be weird if i didn't want to see him naked. cub, on the other hand...i didn't know you liked him like that." "oh, i don't," mumbo dismissed (ignoring the way his heart skipped a beat in his chest at the suggestion), "i'm just bored. and someone needs to finish that sign you put up." "sign?" grian asked, peering owlishly at him. "which...oh, the one in the shopping district?" "mmhm. i should have known you wouldn't do the back - but no fuss, i'll handle it." "i...the back? mumbo, what do you mean? it's a billboard, it doesn't need a back." mumbo chuckled lightly to himself, sliding the spyglass into the pocket of his slacks. ah, grian - always skirting around the issue at hand. typical. "i - hey, don't walk away from me - what do you mean, it needs a back? what are you going to add to it? mumbo? mumbo?" a few hours later, grian had his answer. and mumbo could tell that he was impressed (if the wide, round eyes and gaping mouth mumbo was met with as he glided down from the back of the sign meant anything). scar, on the other hand... "no way!" the shirtless man shrieked, from where he was sprawled out on the grass next to his partner. "you gave him an ass! you gave cub an ass! this is great! oh - mumbo, you've really outdone yourself with this one." "mumbo," grian interjected, glaring down at scar with a look that screamed don't encourage him! "what the fuck." "what do you mean? the sign needed a back. i added one. it's simple, really." "oh man. grian - grian, this guy's down so bad. it's so funny - i should tell cub. i should tell cub - can i tell cub? please? please can i tell cub?" "no, scar, you cannot tell cub - mumbo. mumbo, are you sure you don't fancy cub? i mean...you just spent two hours recreating his ass, for goodness sake!" mumbo hummed to himself, turning to survey the sign behind him and...oh, goodness, he'd given cub a bbl. did cub's ass really look like that? it had to - he'd studied it for hours, diligently, so he could get it just right...maybe he'd remembered it incorrectly? maybe he'd need to go back to the source to examine it just a bit further...
oh. oh.
yeah, okay. maybe he understood where grian was coming from. "hey guys - oh, hey, mumbo. did you...is that an ass?" "yes." "huh. nice. good job." "thanks, cub."
#this was simultaneously the worst and best thing that i've ever written in my life#hope you all enjoyed. the line “huh. nice. good job” was originally “huh. nice. wanna make out?”#cubfan135#mumbo jumbo#goodtimeswithscar#grian#hermitshipping#cumbo#scarian#suggestive#plant writes#plant answers
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Day 20
#inanimate insanity#ii#yin ii#yinyang ii#yin#yang#yin yang#broomer eee#chalky eee#atom hfjone#slingshot object invasion#nine xfohv#mr hand ppt2#daily yin#yins not here !!#this is easily the worst coloring job I’ve ever done idgaf
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kingsguard don’t even get paid do they. criston cole did all of that for….clout?
#what a terrible job#now jaime WOULD do the worlds worst job ever for clout but that’s because he’s a leo
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The Favor
When Youngblood became a ghost he actually didn't think he would be so lonely. It was stressful and annoying, being so young, watching the years go by but never being able to move on or change. He was a child who died, and the only way for him to feel like a child again was to play.
But even then he felt invisible. That made his powers listen to his wishes and cause no adult to see him. And maybe that was for the better, adults were scary, adults could hurt you. They wouldn't understand.
Meeting the other ghosts was both a blessing and a curse. Everyone saw him as a kid, some thought he was annoying and others played with him. He was grateful to Ember for spending so much of her time being a pirate, but he didn't want to take up so much of her time. It made him feel guilty.
When Danny became King and the ghost kid heard that he was destined to help the other ghosts, Youngblood plucked up his courage and asked him for a favor: Find him a friend. One alive that wanted to play and never get bored of it.
Danny took the task very seriously, looking for all possible candidates, avoiding ghosts. Until he found a more or less suitable friend: Klarion. He was older than Youngblood but seemed to be just as bored. Clockwork looked at him in dismay at his solution to the problem but didn't stop him.
This led to the Justice League being defeated by Klarion, who had taken over the Watchtower and seemed to be happily talking to air. He was seconds away from destroying the earth or something similar with death ray, but there was nothing they could do about it.
Everyone froze when a portal opened next to the boy and someone came out asking "How are the new friends?" Before realizing the situation, the creature sighed in disappointment and destroyed the death ray with a snap of his fingers. A girl just like him came out of the portal excited ignoring everyone and began to talk to the air. Klarion seemed to be following the conversation.
Danny watched Youngblood talking to Dani and Klarion, he knew that his cousin could be good company, but he hadn't contacted her before due to her travels and status as a halfa (the probability of destroying the world was there too); well, now Youngblood had two friends (that solved the problem) but- how did he prevent them from ending the world? Or worse, from terrorize innocent cosplayers?
#dpxdc#ghost king danny#He is taking his job seriously#Fulfilling the wishes and requests of all ghosts that asked#Youngblood was also an ally#or something similar#Danny thought that a friend would calm him down#and he will stop terrorizing people#It ended on the opposite way#now Youngblood and Klarion are best friends#the worst idea ever#but Clockwork is entertained#The League had no opportunity#Dani also joined them at the end#is a friend group#that will destroy the world#maybe Damian and Jon can join#Danny is not sure if the world's destruction is a surprise but#poor cosplayers#Danny didn't realize he was at space#dc x dp#dp x dc#Klarion and friends#Danny is not sure what he did wrong#He didn't contact Dani at first to prevent that exact situation#and the fact that she was just half alive and Youngblood wanted an alive friend#Youngblood want to be a kid again#youngblood
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The other day I was at work and I had this table of all old women dressed to the nines and there was one in this little zebra print number with some sort of feathered something it was truly a wonder to behold and my (heterosexual) (presumably not terminally online) coworker goes “what is she wearing” and without really thinking I go “it’s called cunt and she’s serving it.” You can’t imagine the look I got
#JUST REALIZED MY PROBLEM WITH THIS JOB BTW. NONE OF MY COWORKERS ARE GAY THAT I KNOW OF#I’ve always had gay coworkers. and like a lot of them. shout out to the first girl to ever flirt with me <3.#there’s probably someone who’s gay but listen I have. the worst gaydar.
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being pedantic is a full time job
#art#arknights#manfred#wiš'adel#W#just thinking about manfred and wis coworkers#worst coworker situation ever. W government job
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Every single thing we've done or said since we've been in that house, nothing has been between us! Can't we just get in our own car and drive back to Boston tonight?
The Firm (1993) dir. Sydney Pollack
#the firm#tom cruise#tcruiseedit#tomcruiseedit#jeanne tripplehorn#mitch mcdeere#abby mcdeere#filmedit#movieedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#cinematv#filmtvdaily#junkfooddaily#*#mitch took the worst job ever and it became abby's problem#cruisepilled 2024
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Would you be okay with heterosexual pride instead where they do all the exact same stuff then?
Where people walk around naked in front of children and openly parade sex toys and flaunt sexual kinks and fetishes in public?
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Doodled to make sure that I still know how to draw (it's only been 3 weeks)
I read 1 (one) well-written fic of Carla Jean x Anton and now I'm crazy about them too.
Not a single day passes without me losing my mind (over fictional characters)
#the soapshipping mitosis idea got me really inspired#better call saul#nacho varga#honeydew & sally#carla jean moss#anton chigurh#no country for old men#fight club#there's supposed to be more elaborate works in the making but this new job is draining me#dont ever get employed. worst mistake of my life
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i was talking to my wife about maybe possibly spinning a 'rook has two hands' kind of scenario with the Basement Twink and she was like 'oh you're so predictable' and i was like 'what do you mean' and she was like 'romancing a crow and a warden with a necromancer???' and i was like 'oh', so that's where i'm at with rewriting the game in my head,
#the game have me one (1) crumb of conflict between them and gave me romance scenes one after the other#immediately followed up by the 'worst job ever' conversation#and my brainworms are STARVED#besides. Rionn grew up in the basement#he's finally free#he can have a bit of a ho phase#the way the two ot3 dynamics are diametrically opposed are really funny though#the original warden x crow x necromancer trio cannot be more different#i'm not done with the game yet and i don't know if i'll ever play it again so i shall be minmaxing it while i'm in there thank you#dav#dav spoilers#Rionn Ingellvar#Davrin#Lucanis
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hi, first off i really love your art. the h/c and warmth really hit me where i live and your illustration style is fantastic. lately i've been obsessed with the post where an unwell milek thinks geralt will leave him behind. was that an ingrained insecurity, assuming his super-witcher dad wouldn't have time for a sickly human kid?
[MASTERPOST] - Ahh, thank you for the ask! Yes, this scene.. I actually saw this a bit differently! It's not about Milek fearing Geralt will leave him behind, he actually wants him to. They need to find his Pa!! I think he often feels like a burden; Jaskier knows this, but Geralt isn't aware of this yet. Milek just wants to pull his weight, especially with Jaskier. A little sneak peak to their struggles regarding this:
Meanwhile Jaskier continues to struggle with his omega status.
#jaskier#the witcher#geraskier lovechild#julian alfred pankratz#omegaverse#there are various things happening here! a. Milek never really had to fear that Jaskier would leave him he knows he never ever would#b. Jaskier said again and again that he'll always care for him and loves him and that he doesn't have to pull any weight at all#c. Jaskier actually became the parent that just wants his kid to be educated and study and learn#(maybe because he knows Milek won't be able to do hard labour but also because he knows what Milek really wants to do)#(filed under: things I haven't drawn yet but they had their big fallout because of oxenfurt and university - things to come in the future)#d. Milek has watched Jaskier working his ass off in various jobs that he didn't like#(and he thinks that prostitution is the worst but only because they didn't properly talk about it before)#e. Jaskier is struggling with how he is percieved - which I think was never that much on his mind when he was travelling with Geralt#being a carefree bard and giving everyone the middlefinger who had some wrong ideas about what he could do and what not#but this is definitely an AU in which he doesn't have a good relationship with his father and he can still hear him say he'll become#'an unbonded omega with a bastard child working on the streets' and I think sometimes it gets to him#(because Jaskier is king of hating his parents ever being right about him)#that Jaskier kind of wants to spare Milek and quietly hopes we won't become an omega - even if he feels bad about it - shall become plot#(one dayyyy)#anyway that was a very long rant about Mileks complex relationship with him feeling like a burden
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