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Constantly thinking abt Liu Qingge catching feelings for newly transmigrated Shen Qingqiu, only to live in perpetual limbo over it because heâd mentioned SQQ too many times to Mingyan, whoâd asked him about âShen-shishuâs weird gay thing with the sect leader?â And itâs just. The more he watches: yeah, Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan really do have a weird gay thing.
#every day liu qingge gets emails#I refuse to believe lqg has the emotional intelligence to pick up on yqyâs hopeless pining#& I donât believe liu mingyan does either but she does live on one of the biggest Gossip Peaks#everyone there knows that Yue Qingyuan simps for the Qing Jing Peak Lord duh#svsss#worst game of telephone ever#its me
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roommate who has not and will never read fire and blood has a version of a song of ice and fire that exists in their mind that needs to be studied by scientists
#like. 15% accurate somehow#alĂ your brain is so huge itâs unreal#itâs like the worst ever game of telephone
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#i feel so alone in this but i fucking hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the telephone game in en fandom about things happening in cn fandom#and it's always fucking wrong and people have the worst opinions#and add the most unnecessary statements that they could've just kept to themselves and it makes me so annoyed#i should either pull a hal and just not look at what en fandom ever does or like. just get into US shows or something lmfao
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i feel like whenever a post breaches the containment of my little blogosphere i have to watch it like a hawk in my notes to make sure it doesnt turn into some unrly discourse
#sometimes rant posts on tumblr or like little diaryesque things will turn into the#worlds worst game of telephone ever where the context just does not carry over#itz mostly fine but#im watch đđđđđ
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you guys may think that tumblr's reading comprehension is bad, but twitter's is much, much worse
#text post#it's maddening#nobody ever knows what they're replying to#it's the worst game of telephone
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Gen z tiktoker who speaks in some form of butchered aave that they picked up from white women who are trying to imitate white gay men they saw on drag race who are trying to imitate whatever caricature of black women they have in their head. Worst game of telephone ever
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This Week (x2) in Tomarrymort (25 October â 7 November 2024)
Hello again! We have two multi-chaptered fics finishing this week, highlighted below, as well as a bunch of delicious one-shots and chapter updates as always.
Completed Fic:
Sits the wind in that quarter by @mosiva (M, 61k, complete) âAfter something of a long absence, Lord Riddle, the Earl of Gaunt, had returned to London.â This is a really cool Regency and Omegaverse AU (how cool is that to see that combined??) that features a lot of courting, gossip and intrigue, social climbing, and Alpha Tom Riddle along with Beta Harry Potter. Broken Tomarrymort Telephone: Collected Stories by @exquisite-tomarrymort-telephone (E, 109k, complete) A Tomarrymort version of the Broken Telephone game â passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person. âIn our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence -- with the caveat that their prompt couldn't use the same words as the prompt they were given. This continued through twenty-six (26!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise. Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.â
In addition, a recap of the author notes from last week. (Please feel free to add some extra context to your fic update in the reblog, such as a little bit about the chapter(s) updated, and Iâll throw it in the update for next week!)
every step i choose to take begins to set the world aflame by @boyneptunee (NR, 4k, WIP) âTom Riddle wants to become immortal. He will do whatever it takes to achieve it. It gets him in the most interesting situations. (A Phoenix saves his life. The Phoenix is not a Phoenix.)â These Fragments We've Shored by @rowena-rain (M, 31k, WIP) âYou call me here because you crave atonement, and only I can give you that. After all, I am the only other who knows what it means to tear oneâs soul. Or, as one very astute commenter put it, "Enter Voldemort, the World's Worst Therapist!" (Sorry in advance - Voldemort basically wrote this chapter lol)â Touch of Death by @moontearpensfic (E, 6k, WIP) âAn oviposition AU, where Eldritch Harry/Death gives Tom his eggs, which will protect Tom from, well, death. In chapter two, the eggs hatch.â Time Stumbler by @wintumnly (T, 96k, WIP) âOne part of my slowburn Harry-raises-Tom series. It ends in Tomarry, but everything building up to that point is unhinged humor, not-good-at-feelings fluff, and angsty plot surrounding Harry and Tom's chaotic and ever growing affections for one another. Update 23 explores Unconditional Love, and there will be familial love, friendship love, flirtatious love, obsessive love and others in future parts.â
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Tomarrymort One Shots and Completed Fic
Chapters 26 and 27 (Completed) of Sits the wind in that quarter by @mosiva
Chapters 1 through 27 (Completed) of Broken Tomarrymort Telephone: Collected Stories by @exquisite-tomarrymort-telephone
One Shot | Resonating Souls by @endlessburningdarkness
One Shot | Anabiosis by @lee-bella
One Shot | Bites and other Surprises by lemonchase
One Shot | Viticula by @crowcrowcrowthing @cindle-writes
One Shot | Speedrunning Danger by @i-dream-of-libraries
One Shot | Karmaâs a bitch by @albondiguilla007
One Shot | It's Like This by @twopenguinsinabox
One Shot | Boulder On by @lumosatnight
One Shot | WTF, Potter?! by @dragonaireabsolvare
One Shot | a couple inches shorter by @2sidesofthesamesoul
One Shot | bloody money by @00queasy00
One Shot | Cerulean blue by @albondiguilla007
One Shot | It's Not Always What It Seems by dysproporsiumÂ
One Shot | To be Entwined by @cyandenial
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Tomarrymort Ongoing Fics
Chapter 6 of And the Living Will Envy the Dead by @k-s-morgan
Chapter 18 of A Simple Request by @shyinsunlight
Chapters 3 through 6 of in the silence by @satflesk22
Chapter 7 of Anytime, Anywhere, Always by @moontearpensfic
Chapters 15 and 16 of the stars, my destination by @milkandmoon-ao3
Chapter 11 of Ills of Murder by @shadow-of-the-eclipse
Chapter 2 of In My Lover's Room (i am free) by @hyalithium
Chapters 1 through 5 of To the Hilt by @izharmilgram
Chapter 10 of Strings of Fate by @dizzydreamer
Chapters 2 and 3 of If I were you by @onehitpleb
Chapter 25 of would that i'd loved (long ago) by @sprst1tion
Chapter 18 of with eyes like these (who sees anybody else) by @cealesti
Chapter 9 of 7 by @moontearpensfic
Chapters 3 and 4 of you speak of the devil (like he's not your friend) by @amuria
Chapter 24 of Time Stumbler by @wintumnly
Chapter 20 of Outrunning the Villain in You by @zenyteehee
Chapter 19 of Of Darkness and Luminescence by @mindchroniclesandbrainfluff
Chapters 6 and 7 of Memories of a Killer by @chemfreakwriting
Chapter 1 of ROOTED by @inhumanbby
Chapter 1 of baby, turn the bright lights on by @ictyn
Chapter 1 of Harry's No Good, Very Bad Day by @2sidesofthesamesoul
Chapter 15 of Double-Aspect Paradox by TimaeusKosmou
Chapter 15 of Saint Harry by @alenablack @chaos-bear
Chapter 7 of Fetters of the Damned by @sc0rpiflow3r
Chapters 131 and 132 of Liquida Tenebris (Remastered) by @dymis
Chapter 1 of Wish by @sri-verse
Chapter 10 of flour power by Kozzie
Chapter 5 of What quickens me is the violence in thee by @i-dream-of-libraries
Chapter 20 of Occultation by TimaeusKosmou
Chapters 21 and 22 of Learning to love by @l-archiduchesse
Chapters 1 and 2 of The Serpent and the Stag by @green-like-the-sky
Chapter 2 of Fake Boyfriend by J0305
Chapter 7 of i am anonymous, you are a concrete wall by Pensievable
Chapter 8Â of we made universes out of bitten lips and broken hands by @boyneptunee
Chapter 8 of Lesmosyne by TimaeusKosmou
Chapter 2 of Your Wish, My Command by @moontearpensfic
Chapters 6 and 7 of Venom or Valor by @lightningant
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#tomarry#tomarrymort#harrymort#tomarrymort recs#aethon recs#tomarry recs#ao3 recs#fanfic recs#hp fic recs#harrymort recs#tomarry weekly#this week in tomarrymort
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Friends, bookworms, bitter lovers of classic literatureâs greatest and most greatly cheated horrors, I have a request to make of you:
Send me the absolute worst film and TV series you know of when it comes to adaptingâread: ruining, rewriting, and/or bastardizing beyond the point of recognitionâthe books of classic horror we know and love.
Give me your fanfictions of a fanfiction-level headaches. Your reincarnated wife plots. Your no-homoâd friends and/or siblings. Your heroes made into sudden assholes, your grating girlbosses full of contemporary wink-at-the-camera edginess, your dull damsels sanded down into corseted props, your monsters alternately stripped of their proper menace or their intelligence in order to fit the Universal Classics mold.
Give me the worst of your slop.
Plague me with your anti-recommendations in their dozens and hundreds.
Why do I make this request? So I can form a list. Ideally with cited sources, though I think weâre all aware that the easiest way to form said list is to just link to Wikipedia. I am at a loss for any known work that faithfully does right by our dusty old monsters and their foes.*
*Incidentally, if anyone has anything they would sincerely recommend to take the edge off, pass those my way too with your review. No need to suggest the Substacks or @re-dracula. They are my sole refuge as-is.
The reason for the list is that I would like to have it as reference material for what I hope can be a decently public-facing open letter to Hollywood as a plea, a curse, and a general shaming for the industry that has refused to actually read, comprehend, and acknowledge the books they continue to harvest for content without ever doing right by the stories, casts, or themes. Their notion of âadaptationâ has dissolved entirely into a game of Telephone with the last half a dozen filmmakers who barely skimmed, let alone liked, the books in question.
That said, I have some specific books in mind already, starting with Dracula and The Picture of Dorian Gray. You know why. But others on the roster include Frankenstein, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Carmilla, and The Phantom of the Opera. Let me have the worst of the worst of their movie and television counterparts; that goes double for the ones that have made you full-body cringe at their popularity.*
*It goes without saying that Francisâ fanfiction is at the top of the list. No need to rub more salt in that wound.
My inbox is ready for your worst, friends. Hand over the bile.
#I may regret this#there's already so much schlock to dig through#but it's for my monsters#dracula#dracula daily#re: dracula#frankenstein#the picture of dorian gray#the phantom of the opera#carmilla#the strange case of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde#my writing#horror
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The Great Game (III)
Part 21 of The Arbitrary Lives of the Occupants of 221B Baker Street
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Word Count: ~10.8k
Author's Note: Tensions rise, and the threat of M continues to loom over their heads. When pulled too tight, things are bound to break.
It's almost the end. I hope you all enjoy this chapter. I finished it around midnight, so forgive any typos and whatnot. Without further ado, I present the second-to-last chapter of Arbitrary Lives.
Warnings: Supreme angst, canon typical violence, Sherlock is Sherlock (but in the worst way), mentions of death, character death, mentions of gore, firearms, language, yandere relation themes, drugging (Let me know if I missed anything)
Case after case was how it seemed to go when Sherlock, John, and Y/N were racing against the mysterious M. Every time Sherlock would solve a puzzle given to him, the pink phone would ring moments later, presenting a new one. With each chime of the telephone, Y/N found herself getting more and more anxious. M was bigger than anything they'd ever seen; worst of all, they had no clue who they were. M seemed to operate from afar, offering their advice on cases of the illegal type, allowing M the anonymity to be anyone and be anywhere. For all Y/N knew, M could be some sick person stuck in their parent's basement on the other side of the world. Even so, M seemed one step ahead and knew every step they had taken.Â
Sitting upon a plush, gray, white striped couch beneath her served more comfort than she'd like to admit. Sherlock had sent her and John on another goose chase after, yet again, another call from their tormentor. While Y/N was lost in thought, petting the hairless cat on her lap, John took the lead in questioning Kenny, the brother of Connie Prince.Â
The two had done as much research as they could, which turned out to be a few newspaper articles, the bizarre gossip and facts they had gathered from Mrs. Hudson, and, of course, the Wikipedia pages on Connie. Once they put all their research together, they discovered they found a plethora of ways to tell which colors suited oneself and which ones brought out the sick in one's skin tone, but not much about Connie and her brother.Â
A loud and content purr vibrated from the naked cat as Y/N's hands caressed its head and neck. Upon hearing the meow, John raised his brow, trying to hide his concern. The creature sitting on Y/N's lap was not a cat. John had seen Bjørn, and Bjørn was a cat. Y/N's pet had fur and a bush-brown tail. If anything, the Prince's cat was an abomination in his mind.Â
"We're devastated," Kenny Prince sighed as he carefully placed his arm on the mantle behind him, leaning ever so slightly. As John withdrew his eyes from the fur-less animal, he found his brows pinching together as Kenny Price posed. "Of course we are." Kenny waved his hand and dramatically looked to the side with a somber expression.Â
To say the least, John was confused. First, there was the cat. He didn't want to give that thing another thought. Secondly was Kenny's posing. Why was Kenny posing unless he was trying to...His finger brushed against something hard, and John scolded himself. The camera. They had brought a camera. Y/N had proposed they be reporters to gain an interview with Kenny. John would be the reporter and Y/N the photographer. Kenny was posing for candid photos for their article.Â
"Can I get you anything, sir?" a voice spoke from behind John. It was Raoul, Kenny's staff member.
He whirled around and replied, shaking his head. "Er, no. No, thanks."
"And what about you, miss?" Raoul asked Y/N, who absently shook her head. Her fingers were still petting the cat.Â
"Raoul is my rock," Kenny admitted, still holding his position. "I don't think I could have managed. We didn't always see eye to eye, but my sister was very dear to me."
A light pressure pushed down on John's thighs. Glancing down, he noticed the cat was no longer on Y/N's lap but his. A wave of disgust trembled through his body. With stiff fingers, he picked it up and dropped it on the other side of the couch where Y/N sat. The cat meowed in discontent, stepping back over to John. John shivered at the cat's relentless attempts and held out his arm as a barrier.Â
"Andâ," John said, trying to continue Kenny's conversation and retain the purity of his own lap as it was reserved for Bjørn. "-and to the public, Mr. Prince."
"Oh, she was adored. I've seen her take girls who looked like the back end of Routemasters and turn them into princesses," Kenny continued. Meanwhile, his cat pounced over John's barrier and clung onto his lap. With a wince, John placed a hand on the cat's back. It happily purred. "Still, it's a relief in a way to know that she's beyond this veil of tears."
"Absolutely," John muttered, hiding his grimace. He flashed Y/N a look, but she found gazing at Kenny Prince's coffee table intriguing. He frowned as concern for his friend bubbled to the surface. He could only imagine how exhausted she was. Not just physically from all the running around they have been doing lately but also as exhaustion of the emotional sort. John was not blind to Sherlock's actions, and it didn't take a fool to see that Sherlock was cold. His mind was solely occupied with M and the puzzles that he was given, which meant he didn't have much concern for others. It was not that he usually did, but with Y/N, it was different. She meant something to Sherlock.
John opened his mouth to whisper something to Y/N when he noticed Kenny's voice was absent. Right, John corrected himself. He was here about the case. The sooner he was done with this, the faster he could help both of his friends.Â
"It's more common than people think," John began. "The tetanus is in the soil, people cut themselves on rose bushes, garden forks, that sort of thing. If left un...,"Â Kenny Prince plopped down between Y/N and John. The sudden jolt of the couch awoke Y/N from her daze. Her shoulder was pressed tightly against Kenny's as he leaned into John, invading his space even more than hers. "...treated..." John finished, scooting as far away from Kenny as he could.Â
"I don't know what I'm going to do now," Kenny confessed, leaning even closer to John.Â
"Right," John said, biting the inside of his cheek. He peered over Kenny's shoulder and saw Y/N. They shared a look that screamed discomfort, but they could do nothing as Kenny pushed them into the sides of the sofa. As Kenny continued speaking, John and Y/N's eyes held a secret conversation, mainly curses and discontent with the situation.Â
"I mean, she's left me this place, which is lovely....," Kenny's voice trailed off as his eyes never left John. "...but it's not the same without her."Â
Before replying, John took a deep breath and stared down at his notes. "Th-that's why my paper wanted to get the, um, the full story straight from the horse's mouth. You sure it's not too soon?"
"No," Kenny said. Â
"Right," John gulped.Â
"You fire away," Kenny uttered. His longing gaze not once left John. The longer the conversation continued, the more uncomfortable Y/N felt; she could only imagine how John felt. Here was Kenny Prince, after his sister's death, flirting with John. Y/N observed Kenny staring at John, making her feel like a forgotten third wheel to a nonconsensual flirting session. She had to come to his rescue. She'd done it before with lots of her friends back home. It would be easy, so long as she could get off the couch, which's cushions were sucking her in deeper.Â
Before John could ask any of his questions and Y/N could rescue him from unwanted attention, a buzzing echoed from her back pocket. Kenny turned over his shoulder to look at her as if she had interrupted a vital moment. She smiled awkwardly, shoved herself off the sofa, and answered her phone.Â
"Y/N," Sherlock's voice rang over the phone.
"You know, one usually starts a call with hello," Y/N muttered.Â
"Right, hello," Sherlock's voice oozed with sarcasm.Â
Sherlock didn't speak for a moment. Y/N furrowed her brows. "Is there a reason you called Sherlock?"
On the other end, Sherlock struggled to find a response. He had practiced his excuse beforehand. Well, it wasn't much of an excuse, more of a warning. Even so, after hearing her voice, Sherlock had forgotten everything. He mentally reprimanded himself for falling back into his sentiment so quickly. Y/N needed to be safe, so he had to push her away. A task that only seemed to grow more impossible with each breath she took.Â
John's eyes widened upon hearing Sherlock's name, and his escape was revealed to him. Shooting out of his seat, he snatched the phone from Y/N, quickly apologized, and began speaking to Sherlock. "Hi. Look, get over here quickly. I think I'm onto something," John breathed. Sherlock found himself missing Y/N's sweet voice. "You'll ne-" John was cut off by the loud footsteps barging into the room. Â
Confusion plastered onto his face, and he hung up the phone. After all, there was no need to speak through a phone when Sherlock stood in the same room as him.Â
"That'll be him," John said, pointing at Sherlock. Kenny Prince looked even more shaken than the consulting detective's friends were at his sudden appearance. However, the longer they pondered his arrival, the more John and Y/N realized this was normal for the great Sherlock Holmes.Â
"What?" Kenny asked, looking at the unwelcome guest in his home.Â
There was a calculated look on Sherlock's face before any trace of the consulting detective was washed away and replaced with a new persona. Y/N sighed as her legs lowered her body into an armchair nearby.Â
"Ah, Mr. Prince, isn't it?" Sherlock took out his hand for Kenny to shake.Â
"Yes," Kenny nodded, standing up to take Sherlock's hand.Â
"Very good to meet you," Sherlock smiled.Â
"Yes, thank you," Kenny said, still trying to figure out the situation. Â
"So sorry to hear about...," Sherlock continued, but Kenny cut him off.Â
Mr. Prince waved his hand, stopping Sherlock from offering false condolences about the situation. "Yes, yes, very kind."
"Shall we, er..." John cleared his throat, stepping over to Sherlock. He motioned for Sherlock to lean down before whispering in Sherlock's ear, "You were right. The bacteria got into her another way."
Sherlock couldn't help but notice the smirk that appeared on his face. "Oh yes?"
"Yes," John nodded.Â
"Right. We all set?" Kenny asked, bringing his hands together.Â
John, Sherlock, and Y/N frowned and watched as Kenny pointed to the camera on the sofa. Y/N grabbed it and removed the protective lens, turning it on. "Um, yes. Can you...?" she said, twirling her finger in the air, pretending to be a journalistic photographer.Â
"Not too close," Kenny warned as he returned to his original stance by the mantle. "I'm raw from crying." Then he lifted his head and posed for the camera, letting Y/N take a few pictures.Â
Beneath Sherlock's feet, Kenny's cat meowed. It butted its head against his dark trousers causing Sherlock to frown. He tilted his head as he peered at the cat. He wasn't sure if that's what he should call it.Â
"Oh, who's this?" Sherlock wondered as he motioned to the feline.Â
"Sekhmet," Kenny answered, finding a new pose for Y/N to capture. "Named after the Egyptian goddess."
"How nice! Was she Connie's?" Sherlock asked.Â
"Yes," Kenny nodded, taking pride in his response. Little present from yours truly." Then John smelled it as Kenny picked up Sekhmet, and the ominous smell of disinfectant seeped from the hairless cat. John smiled as the piece clicked into place.
"Actually," John turned to Kenny, tapping Y/N on the shoulder. "I think we've got what we came for. Excuse us."Â
"What?" Kenny gasped as saw Y/N place the camera strap over her shoulders and return the protective lens to its place.Â
"Sherlock," John sternly stated, raising his brows to say he'd solved it.Â
"What?" Sherlock frowned, trying to interpret John's signal. Â
"We've got deadlines," John said, pushing his two closest friends out of Kenny Prince's living room. This left behind a puddle of confusion for Mr. Prince and his sister's cat.Â
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Once Raoul had closed the door behind them, John erupted in cheers. Triumphantly, John raised his fist in the air and then brought it down, doing a little happy dance. Y/N smiled and giggled at the sight.Â
âYes! Ooh, yes!â John laughed. He turned to Sherlock and froze.Â
One look from Sherlock swiftly ended John's parade. âYou think it was the cat. It wasn't the cat,â Sherlock corrected.Â
John shook his head in disbelief. âWhat? No, yes. Yeah, it is. It must be. It's how they got the tetanus into her system. Its paws stink of disinfectant.â John whirled around to face Y/N, seeking backup, but found none.Â
âHonestly, I have no clue whatâs going on,â Y/N admitted. âI just took pictures.â
A knowing smirk crept onto Sherlockâs face. âLovely idea, John.â
âNo,â John adamantly said. âHe coated it onto the paws of her cat. It's a new pet, bound to be a bit jumpy around her. A scratch is almost inevitable. She wouldn't have...â
âI thought of it the minute I saw the scratches on her arm,â Sherlock announced, âbut it's too random and too clever for the brother.â
âHe murdered his sister for her money,â John said as his smile was wiped from his face.
âDid he?â Sherlock raised a brow.
âDidn't he?â John wondered.
Sherlock shook his head. âNo. It was revenge.â
âWait,â Y/N interjected. âRevenge? Who wanted revenge? I know his sister wasnât the nicest to him, but even so, Kenny seemedâŚgenuine?âÂ
âRaoul, the houseboy,â Sherlock began explaining the case. He straightened his coat collar and stood taller, glancing down at his friends. âKenny Prince was the butt of his sister's jokes, week in, week out, a virtual bullying campaign. Finally, he had enough and fell out with her badly. It's all on the website. She threatened to disinherit Kenny. Raoul had grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle, so...â
John shook his head, still in denial. âNo, wait, wait. Wait a second. What about the disinfectant, then, on the cat's claws?â
âRaoul keeps a very clean house,â Sherlock noted. âYou came through the kitchen door, saw the state of that floor, scrubbed to within an inch of its life. You smell of disinfectant now. No, the cat doesn't come into it. Raoul's Internet records do, though. Hope we can get a cab from here.âÂ
Sherlock peered up and down the street. There wasnât a cab in sight.Â
âWell, we could always walk back to the station or hop on a bus-â Y/N suggested. Then, as if by divine intervention, a cab pulled onto the street. The trio hastily hailed the cab and jumped inside.
It did not take them long to arrive at the station. Traffic was horrible on the streets, but with a hefty bribe to the cab driver, they were bursting through the door of Lestradeâs office faster than Mrs. Hudson could flick on the latest episode of her favorite soap opera.Â
A wave of black trickled majestically after Sherlock as he entered the office. âRaoul de Santos is your killer. Kenny Prince's houseboy. Second autopsy shows it wasn't tetanus that poisoned Connie Prince. It was botulinum toxin.âÂ
Lestrade sat up in his seat and sifted through the numerous papers on his desk. Finding the second autopsy report, his eyes scanned the results. His eyes widened. Sherlock was right.
âWe've been here before. Carl Powers? Tut-tut. Our bomber's repeated himself,â Sherlock said.
âSo how'd he do it?â Lestrade asked.
âBotox injection,â Sherlock answered.
âBotox?â Lestrade questioned, raising his brows. After all, it was not every day that someone was murdered with Botox.
âBotox is a diluted form of botulinum,â Sherlock explained. âAmong other things, Raoul de Santos was employed to give Connie her regular facial injections. My contact at the Home Office gave me the complete records of Raoul's Internet purchases. He's been bulk ordering Botox for months.â Sitting across Lestrade, Sherlock swiftly crossed his legs and dug his hand into his coat pocket. âBided his time, then upped the strength to a fatal dose.â
âYou sure about this?â Lestrade asked in confirmation.
Instead of Sherlockâs voice answering, Y/N spoke up. âHe is,â Sherlock peered up at her and felt his cheeks heat up. âConnie was an avid Botox user. It was all on the blogs and magazines. No one would bat an eye at the injection sights or if Botox turned up in the autopsies.âÂ
Lestrade nodded his head, âAll right.â
âSherlock,â John slowly said. âHow long?â
âWhat?â Sherlock questioned as he snapped out of his daze.Â
âHow long have you known?â There was hurt evident in Johnâs voice.Â
Y/N looked between the two of them. âWait, youâre saying you sent John and I on a goose chase?âÂ
Sherlock shrugged, letting John and Y/Nâs confusion and hurt fly over his head. âWell, this one was quite simple, actually, and like I said, the bomber repeated himself. That was a mistake.â
âNo, but Sherl... The hostage... the old woman,â John uttered. âShe's been there all this time.â
âI knew I could save her,â Sherlock replied as he began to type on the small pink phone.
. âI also knew that the bomber had given us twelve hours. I solved the case quickly; that gave me time to get on with other things. Don't you see? We're one up on him!â Sherlock cheered.Â
Like clockwork, the phone rang, and Sherlock answered. âHello?â
âHelp me,â the old woman whispered.
âTell us where you are. Address,â Sherlock looked over to Lestrade, who had his team on standby.Â
âHe was so... His voice...,â the woman began to describe.
Sherlockâs pale blue eyes widened, and he grew pale. âNo, no, no, no,â Sherlock yelled. âTell me nothing about him. Nothing.â There was a desperation in his voice that Y/N had only heard a few times.Â
Sherlock was rarely desperate unless something dangerous was happening. She recalled the terror that trembled from his chest during the night in the museum-the night Sulin died. It was the very voice he had when he clung to her after Hilton Cubitt was killed.Â
Panic coursed through Y/Nâs body, constricting her lungs. Sherlock was scared, and so was she.Â
âHe sounded so... soft-â the caller was cut off and the horrifying sound of the dial tone screeched in Sherlockâs ear.Â
Lestrade furrowed his brow and approached the stunned consulting detective. âSherlock?â he asked, placing a hand on his shoulder.Â
âWhat's happened?â John questioned.Â
However, Sherlock couldnât hear any of them. The pink phone was still glued to his ear, and his blue eyes began to fill with a salty ocean. Even in the blur, he found Y/N. She stood with her hands clutching her heart, her face in pain and shock. As he sought comfort in her presence, his fears were confirmed.Â
This was a game for monsters and freaks. M had made that clear. The woman over the phone was human. She cared enough to speak up. In turn, she died. She was a chess piece in a game ruled by freaks like him. M had made his move. The botulinum that killed Connie Prince wasnât a mistake. It was a threat. M was going to take his queen. His most important player. It wasnât a mistake that Carl Powers' shoes were found in her flat. It wasnât a mistake. He was also killed by botulinum. Through his cloudy eyes, Sherlock saw clearly now.Â
Sherlock had to remove his queen from the chessboard before M could steal her from him forever.
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Y/N should have found comfort in the worn leather of the sofa and the creaking of the floor beneath her feet. Steam rose from her cup as the cold air of Sherlockâs flat cooled her tea.Â
Mrs. Hudson had made it for her, John, and Sherlock. The brown liquid swirled in her cup, with small herbs dancing around. Mrs. Hudson always made tea for them with the secret ingredient of love. Love was precisely what Y/N needed as the television echoed the horrific news.Â
âThe explosion,â the reporter announced, âwhich ripped through several floors, killing twelve people. It is said to have been caused by a faulty gas main. A spokesman from the utilities company...â
âHe certainly gets about,â John sighed, stirring the tiny spoon in his tea.Â
âWell,â Sherlock began. âObviously, I lost that round.âÂ
Y/N bit her tongue. Twelve people had died, and Sherlock was still playing the game. She fought back tears as anger boiled to the surface. Sherlock had a heart, but the more he spoke, the more she thought sheâd been wrong.Â
âAlthough technically I did solve the case. He killed the old lady because she started to describe him,â Sherlock explained. âJust once, he put himself in the firing line.â
âWhat d'you mean?â John asked.Â
âWell, usually, he must stay above it all,â Sherlock said, thinking back to all the cases M had given him so far. âHe organizes these things, but no one ever has direct contact.â
âWhat... like the Connie Prince murder â he-he arranged that?â Johnâs voice wavered. âSo people come to him wanting their crimes fixed up, like booking a holiday?â
âNovel,â Sherlock muttered.
Y/N scoffed. âSounds like a demented version of what you do.â Sherlock cocked his brow. âI mean, youâre a consulting detective. People come to you wanting their cases solved. Maybe heâs a consulting criminal?â
Sherlock nodded, feigning interest. âTaking his time this time,â Sherlock said as he checked the pink phone.
John cleared his throat. âAnything on the Carl Powers case?â
Shaking his head, Sherlock replied. âNothing. All the living classmates check out spotless. No connection.â
â Have you checked outside of his class?â Y/N proposed. John and Sherlock looked at her with confusion.
âI doubt anyone outside of Carl Powersâ class would-â Sherlock replied.
âBut what if he was a bully? I know that victims of bullying will sometimes fight back and m-â Y/N explained.
âBully?â John repeated.
âYeah, I justâŚ,â Y/N said. âI donât want to leave any stone unturned. There was a reason Carl died, and M brought it to our attention.â Â
âHmmm,â Sherlock hummed before asking Lestrade to expand his search on Carl Powers' schoolmates.
âSo why's he doing this, then ââ John asked Sherlock. âWhy is he playing this game with you? D'you think he wants to be caught?â
âI think he wants to be distracted,â Sherlock replied, shaking his head.
âI hope you'll be very happy together,â John murmured.
Sherlock frowned and stepped towards John. âSorry, what?â
âWhat I think John is trying to say is that there are lives at stake, Sherlock â actual human lives...â Y/N softly spoke. âWhat if that was John. What if it was me?âÂ
Sherlock clenched his jaw and winced at her comment. He wasnât going to let it be her. He didnât care how many pawns he lost. So long as his queen was safe and away from the game, heâd be alright.Â
âJust so I know,â John asked. âDo you care about that at all?â
âWill caring about them help save them?â Sherlock spat.Â
âNo, butâŚ,â Y/N replied.
âThen I'll continue not to make that mistake,â his voice rose, startling Y/N, and his heart broke. He didnât want to scare her off, but he had to. This was the first step: convincing her he had no heart.
âAnd you find that easy, do you?â John growled, stepping up to Sherlock. Their chests puffed as they glared at each other.Â
âJohn, Sherlock,â Y/N pleaded. âLetâs not fight, please-â
âYes, very,â Sherlock scowled. âIs that news to you?â
âNo. No,â John shook his head and stepped back, pinching his brow.â
âI've disappointed you,â Sherlock observed.
âThat's good,â John mumbled, âthat's a good deduction, yeah.â
âDon't make people into heroes, John,â Sherlock coldly stated. âHeroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.âÂ
John sighed. All hope he had for Sherlock fled his mind. John scolded himself for thinking Sherlock had some semblance of empathy. He was sure his and Y/Nâs presence had some sort of effect on the consulting detective. Sherlock had begun to care. Heâd seen it with his eyes as he rescued them from the tunnel during the Blind Banker case. There was no mistaking it. Sherlock cared for them, but his game with M made John even more concerned. With each task M gave them, John drew more and more connections. Sherlock and M were too similar, and John feared losing his best friend to the monster.Â
âExcellent!â Sherlock exclaimed the moment the pink phone buzzed with their newest case. Â
Despite their flaming frustration with the detective, John and Y/N crowded around the phone, peering down at the photo.
âView of the Thames. South Bank â somewhere between Southwark Bridge and Waterloo,â Sherlock noted before turning to his friends. âYou check the papers,â he instructed John. âI'll look online...â
âOh, you're angry with me,â Sherlock paused, looking at John. ââŚso you won't help.âÂ
John only sighed. Of course, he was going to help. People's lives were on the line, and he was a doctor. There was no way John wouldnât do his best to save anyone he could. Sitting on the sofa, he picked up a piece of paper and handed it to Y/N before taking a newsletter.
âArchway suicide,â Y/N read.Â
Sherlock shrugged. âTen a penny.âÂ
Y/N bit her lip at Sherlockâs nonchalance.
âTwo kids stabbed in Stoke Newington,â John repeated as he scanned the pages. âAh. Man found on the train line, Andrew West.â
Sherlock shook his head, then slammed his computer shut. âNothing,â he grumbled.Â
Y/N and John jolted at the sound, and within an instant, Sherlock had retrieved his phone and dialed Gregâs number.
âGary, It's me,â Sherlock announced. âHave you found anything on the South Bank between Waterloo Bridge and Southwark Bridge?â
A smile crept onto Sherlockâs face upon hearing Lestradeâs words. John and Y/N needed no warning. They reluctantly got to their feet and reached for their coats.Â
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âD'you reckon this is connected, then? The bomber?â Lestrade asked, staring down at the drenched body on the ground.
âMust be. Odd, though...â Sherlock pulled out the pink phone. âHe hasn't been in touch.â
Lestrade frowned. âBut we must assume that some poor bugger's primed to explode, yeah.â
âYes,â Sherlock nodded. He tried not to notice the way Y/N shivered under her coat. He was tempted to hand her his scarf.Â
âAny ideas?â Lestrade wondered.Â
Sherlock tilted his head and bit his lip, counting all the ideas. âSeven... so far.â
Lestradeâs eyes bulged out of his head. âSeven?!â
Standing up from his crouch on the ground by the body, John relayed the information he had gathered. âHe's dead about twenty-four hours â maybe a bit longer. Did he drown?â He asked Lestrade.
Greg shrugged. âApparently not. Not enough of the Thames in his lungs. Asphyxiated.â
John nodded at Lestradeâs answer. âYes, I'd agree.â Then, stepping over to Sherlock and Y/N, John continued. âThere's quite a bit of bruising around the nose and mouth. More bruises here and here.â
Sherlockâs eyes followed where John had pointed out the injuries. Leaning down towards the body, he began to make his observations. âFingertips,â Sherlock muttered quietly. Then Sherlock stood up and pulled out his phone. His feet swiftly began to trek away from the body. Greg, John, and Y/N followed along in confusion.Â
âIn his late thirties, I'd say, not in the best condition. He's been in the river a long while. The water's destroyed most of the data. But I'll tell you one thing: that lost Vermeer painting's a fake,â Sherlock stated.Â
âWhat?â Lestrade asked.Â
Sherlock turned towards Lestrade, with instructions readied. âWe need to identify the corpse. Find out about his friends and associates...â
Lestrade shook his hands and head at the same time. Quickly, he jumped in front of Sherlock, interrupting his path to the cab awaiting them. âWait-wait-wait-wait-wait. What painting? What are you â what are you on about?â
Blue eyes rolled in annoyance, and Sherlock pocketed his phone. âIt's all over the place. Haven't you seen the posters? Dutch Old Master, supposed to have been destroyed centuries ago; now it's turned up. Worth thirty million pounds.â
âOkay,â Lestrade calmly said. His hands returned to his side. âSo what has that got to do with the stiff?â
Sherlockâs eyes widened as a grin flashed across his face. âEverything. Have you ever heard of the Golem?â He asked his companions.
âGolem?â Y/N repeated. âYou mean the magical creature that-â
âNo,â Sherlock said, shutting down her idea.
âIt's a horror story, isn't it?â John guessed. Sherlock nodded.Â
âA horror story?â Y/N wondered. âWhat are you saying?â
âJewish folk story,â Sherlock explained. âA gigantic man made of clay.âÂ
âSo I was right. Sort ofâŚâ Y/N interjected.Â
âIt's also the name of an assassin,â Sherlock continued. âReal name: Oskar Dzundza. One of the deadliest assassins in the world. That is his trademark style.â
âSo this is a hit?â Lestrade questioned.
âDefinitely,â Sherlock confidently said. âThe Golem squeezes the life out of his victims with his bare hands.â
Lestrade grimaced. âBut what has this gotta do with that painting? I don't see...â
âYou do see,â Sherlock hissed. âYou just don't observe.â
âAll right, all right, girls, calm down,â John began, but Y/N shot him a look. âSorry, Sherlock calm down,â John corrected. âSherlock? D'you wanna take us through it?â
Y/N placed her hand on Sherlockâs shoulder and peered up at him. With a soft smile, she reassured him. Taking a deep breath, Sherlock began. âWhat do we know about this corpse?â He raised a brow and looked at the three of them. âThe killer's not left us with much, just the shirt and the trousers. They're pretty formal; maybe he was going out for the night. The trousers are heavy duty. Polyester, nasty, same as the shirt, cheap. They're both too big for him. So, some kind of standard-issue uniform. Dressed for work, then. What kind of work? There's a hook on his belt... for a walkie-talkie.â
âTube driver?â Lestrade guessed.
âConstruction worker?â Y/N wondered.
âSecurity guard?â John said, throwing his guess into the air.
âMore likely,â Sherlock agreed. âThat'll be borne out by his backside.â
âBackside?!â Lestradeâs mouth gaped open.
âFlabby,â Sherlock noted. âYou'd think that he'd led a sedentary life, yet the soles of his feet and the nascent varicose veins in his legs show otherwise. So, a lot of walking and a lot of sitting around. Security guard's looking good. And the watch helps, too. The alarm shows he did regular night shifts.â
âWhy regular?â Lestrade questioned. âMaybe he just set his alarm like that the night before he died?â
âNo, no, no,â Sherlock shook his head. âThe buttons are stiff, hardly touched. He set his alarm like that a long time ago. His routine never varied. But there's something else. The killer must have been interrupted; otherwise, he would have stripped the corpse completely. There was some kind of badge or insignia on the shirt front that he tore off, suggesting the dead man worked somewhere recognizable, some kind of institution.âÂ
Sticking his hand into the manâs pant pocket, Sherlock pulled out a wad of small papers. âFound this inside his trouser pockets. Sodden by the river but still recognizably...â Sherlockâs voice trailed off, awaiting a response from anyone.
âTickets?â Y/N said after glancing at the papers.Â
âTicket stubs. He worked in a museum or gallery. Did a quick check. The Hickman Gallery has reported one of its attendants as missing.â Sherlock pointed to the dead man on the ground. âAlex Woodbridge. Tonight, they unveil the re-discovered masterpiece. Now, why would anyone want to pay the Golem to suffocate a perfectly ordinary gallery attendant? Inference, the dead man knew something about it, something that would stop the owner getting paid thirty million pounds. The picture's a fake.â
âFantastic,â John complimented.
âMeretricious,â Sherlock mused.
âAnd a Happy New Year!â Greg blurted.Â
Y/N raised a brow as she looked between the three men, uncertain of what inside joke was going on between them.Â
âPoor sod,â John muttered, looking down at the deceased.
âI'd better get my feelers out for this Golem character,â Greg said as the group picked up their pace back to where the cab awaited.
âPointless,â Sherlock warned Greg. âYou'll never find him. But I know a man who can.â
âWho?â Greg asked.
Sherlock whirled around and extended his arms out. âMe,â he proudly said before gracefully disappearing into the back of the cab. âWhy hasn't he phoned? He's broken his pattern. Why?â He muttered to himself. Once John and Y/N were safely seated, Sherlock instructed the cab driver on their next destination. âWaterloo Bridge.â
âWhere now? The Gallery?â John wondered.
âIn a bit,â Sherlock replied.
âThe Hickman's contemporary art,â Y/N questioned. âWhy have they got hold of an old master?âÂ
âDunno,â Sherlock admitted. âDangerous to jump to conclusions. Need data...â Sherlockâs eyes gazed out the window. The car had slowed underneath a bridge. Beside the car sat a homeless woman collecting change. âStop!â Sherlock hollered. He leaned close to the driver's ear. âYou wait here. I won't be a moment.â
âSherlock?â John called after his friend, who walked up to the woman. They exchanged words, and Sherlock deposited a hefty sum into her cup.
âWhat are you doing?â John asked Sherlock once he got back into the cab.Â
âInvesting,â Sherlock mysteriously replied. âNow we go to the Gallery.âÂ
As luck would have it, the gallery was only a few minutes drive away from their detour. âHave you got any cash?â Sherlock asked John.Â
John sighed and paid the driver before stepping out after Sherlock. However, Sherlock pushed John back into the car, toppling into Y/Nâs lap.Â
âNo. I need you two to find out all you can about the gallery attendant. Lestrade will give you the address,â Sherlock said before closing the door in Johnâs face.
âOkay,â John grumbled. He quickly apologized to Y/N and then the two of them departed to Alex Woodbridgeâs flat.Â
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It was surprisingly easy to get into Alex Woodbridgeâs apartment compared to Kenny Princeâs home. There was no need for a camera and fake personas.Â
Woodbridgeâs apartment was a simplistic sight. The living space gave hardly any room for John, Y/N, and Julie, Alexâs roommate, to comfortably stand without brushing shoulders with one another.Â
Julie appeared to be a sweet woman with her gentle expression. She wrapped her black and white flannel around her body and led them deeper into the flat.Â
âWe'd been sharing about a year,â Julie explained. She turned around to look back at John and Y/N. Her frizzy, short, brown hair stuck out oddly. âJust sharing.â
âMmm,â John hummed to reassure Julie he didnât assume otherwise.Â
Stepping into Alexâs room, Y/N peered around, John close behind. In the left corner sat the bed, still unmade. Besides, a small table held a lamp, a few empty wrappers, and books. A cloaked object sat underneath a skylight on the far right side of the room. Y/N stepped closer, her brows knitting together as she guessed what it could be.Â
âIs this a telescope?â Y/N asked, looking back at Julie, who nodded.Â
John raised his brows, a bit impressed. It was not every day you came across someone who owned their own telescope. Gently pulling off the sheet, John felt a soft smile growing on his lips. His mind began to recall a time when he was a boy. He had learned about the solar system and was fascinated by it, so much so that he wrote to Santa to bring him a telescope for Christmas. It never happened, but still, it was a wish from childhood, and John couldnât help but be fond.Â
âMay I?â He asked, motioning to the cloth covering the telescope.
âYeah,â Julie nodded with a sadness in her voice.Â
âSorry,â John and Y/N consoled.Â
âStargazer, was he?â John questioned, and Julieâs face lit up with a caring light.Â
âGod, yeah. Mad about it. It's all he ever did in his spare time,â she chuckled. âHe was a nice guy, Alex. I liked him. He was, er, never much of a one for hoovering.â Then Julie quickly looked away to conceal the tears that bubbled up to the surface.Â
Y/N wanted to hug the woman but chose not to. Instead, she opted for her words: âSorry for your loss.â Julie nodded in thanks.Â
âWhat about art? Did he know anything about that?â John asked.Â
âIt was just a job,â Julie shrugged, âyou know?âÂ
âHmm. Has anyone else been around asking about Alex?â John pursed his lips in thought, bringing his hands behind his back to fiddle with his fingers. It was a habit that helped him think.Â
Julie shook her head. âNoâŚâ Her voice trailed off as she realized something. âWe had a break-in, though.â
âHmm? When was that?â Y/N wondered as she peeked at the books on Alexâs bedside table. They were astronomy books of all sorts.Â
âLast night. There was nothing taken,â Julie assured them. âOh, there was a message left for Alex on the landline,â she said, trying to note anything of importance to the two of them.Â
John raised his brows and strolled over to the phone beside Julie. âWho was it from?âÂ
âWell, I can play it for you if you like,â Julie said before turning around to enter the message box. She typed a few buttons and the phone began to whirr to life.Â
Y/N and John stepped closer to hear.Â
âOh, should I speak now? Alex? Love, it's Professor Cairns. Listen, you were right. You were bloody right! Give us a call whenâŚ,â the message repeated. Â
âProfessor Cairns?â John mumbled, glancing up at Julie.Â
Shaking her head, Julie replied. âNo, no idea, sorry.â
âMmm,â Y/N bit her lip. âCan we try and ring back?â
âWell, that's no good,â Julie replied. âI mean, I've had other calls sinceâsympathy ones, you know.â
John and Y/N nodded, remembering Julieâs roommateâs death. Turning to each other, they nodded.Â
âThanks again, Julie, for helping us,â Y/N thanked as the woman led John and her out of the flat.Â
Julie sniffled before replying. âAnything I can do to help you catch Alexâs murderer.â
The two friends waved goodbye as the door shut. Once the click and lock of the door were heard, Y/N turned to John.Â
âSo,â she began. âShall we go find Sherlock?âÂ
For some odd reason, John felt a slight twinge in the back of his head appear. His frustration with Sherlock was still fresh, and John was not looking to reopen the wound any time soon. Sighing, he responded, âIâm sure Sherlock will find us when he needs us.âÂ
Y/N chuckled in agreement. âYeah, youâre not wrong about that. Should we go to the gallery then? Do some snooping of our own?â She wiggled her brows, which made John snicker.Â
Before he could answer, the phone in his back pocket buzzed. Pulling it out, John frowned upon seeing the name, and his headache worsened. He bit back another sigh as the case Sherlock put on the back burner began to burn too hot. Mycroft was growing impatient and started to bother John about it.Â
âActually,â John said. âWeâve got another job we can work on.âÂ
Y/Nâs face contorted with confusion. âWhat other-â she cut herself short. âMycroft.â She linked her arm with Johnâs. âIf Sherlock can have his little side-quests and detours, so can we.â
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âHe wouldn't. He just wouldn't.â The woman on the couch was inconsolable. It was not in the sense that her tears and sobs made questioning her difficult. In fact, she wasnât crying at all. She solemnly sat on her sofa with her hands clenching tightly together. The tiny shard of sunlight peeked through her closed curtains, dimly lighting the room. While John and Y/N tried their best to sympathize and speak with her, Lucy refused to believe her boyfriend had anything to do with their case despite all the evidence against him.Â
âWell, stranger things have happened,â John tried to say.Â
âWestie wasn't a traitor. It's a horrible thing to say!â She glared at John as her hands turned white.Â
âI'm sorry, but you must understand that'sâŚâÂ
âThat's what they think, isn't it, his bosses?â Lucy questioned. If someone else had watched the scene, they would have thought Lucy was interrogating John and Y/N.Â
âHe was a young man about to get married. He had debtsâŚ,â John softly listed off possible reasons, but Lucy was not having them.Â
She defended, âEveryone's got debts, and Westie wouldn't want to clear them by selling out his country.âÂ
âJohn, can you, erm...?â Y/N sent him a look to let her give it a go. He raised his hands and let Y/N take the reins. âLucy, we're not here to accuse Westie. Weâre here for answers, and you have them. Can you tell me exactly what happened that night?â
Lucy nodded. Her shoulders relaxed, and the color returned to her hands. âWe were having a night in. Just... watching a DVD. He normally falls asleep, you know, but he sat through this one. He was quiet. Out of the blue, he said he just had to go and see someone.â
âDo you know who?â Y/N asked. Lucy just shook her head and began to sob. Y/N peered over at John and whispered that it was time for them to leave. Any more questions and Y/N was afraid theyâd leave Lucy in an even bigger puddle of tears and sorrow than she had been in before.
âI think itâs time we should go,â Y/N began to stand up. Lucy stood up and led John and Y/N back to the entrance. The cool light of the day momentarily blinded them, but their eyes quickly adjusted.  Â
âOh, hi, Luce. You okay, love?â A man rolling in a bike asked. He stared at John and Y/N as they stepped out of his way.Â
âYeah,â Lucy nodded.Â
âWho's this?â the biker asked.Â
âJohn Watson. Hi,â John greeted.Â
âY/N L/N,â Y/N replied, taking the manâs hand.Â
âThis is my brother, Joe.â Lucy explained, âJohn and Y/N are trying to find out what happened to Westie, Joe.â
Joe raised his brows. âYou two with the police?âÂ
âUhâŚâ John trailed off, looking over at Y/N, who hesitantly nodded. â...sort of, yeah.â
âWell,â Joe began, âtell 'em to get off their arses, will you? It's bloody ridiculous.â
John nodded. âI'll do my best. Well, er, thanks very much for your help. Again, I'm very, very sorry.â
âHe didn't steal those things, Mr. Watson,â Lucy called out once John and Y/N stepped onto the street. âI knew Westie. He was a good man. He was my good man.â
Y/N waved goodbye before turning her back to Lucy. She shivered and whispered to John. âItâd be nice if she was right.â
âYeahâŚâ John absently agreed. âIt would be.â
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Sherlockâs scowl grew the longer he stood outside 221 B Baker Street. Soon, his left foot was tapping on the stone steps. He was growing impatient. John and Y/N sure seemed to be taking their time to arrive.Â
Suddenly, a black cab rolled up to the street. It didnât take a genius to spot the two figures inside. Sherlock jumped down the front steps and greeted the cabâs passengers.Â
John stepped out first and then helped Y/N out afterward. âAlex Woodbridge didn't know anything special about art,â John told Sherlock.Â
âAnd?â Sherlock questioned. John furrowed his brow in response.âIs that it? No habits, hobbies, personality?â
âSherlock, breathe. Give us a second,â Y/N blurted. Sherlockâs wide blue eyes locked onto Y/N and he felt his heart stutter, giving John ample time to appropriately respond.Â
âHe was an amateur astronomer.â
A light went off in Sherlockâs mind. âHold that cab,â he instructed them before running off to a homeless woman leaning against an iron fence.Â
âSpare change, sir?â She asked Sherlock.Â
âDon't mind if I do,â Sherlock stuck out his hand and retrieved the small slip of paper from the womanâs hands.Â
Y/N watched the interaction with curiosity. Her eyes trailed after Sherlock as he hopped into the cab. Soon, the three of them were tucked in the back seat once again.Â
It wasnât long before they walked alongside industrial buildings and inside dark alleyways. Y/N found herself stepping closer to Sherlock as they passed from the light of the street lamps into the dark. Her hand brushed against his ever so softly. For a moment, her hand was all Sherlock could think about.Â
âBeautiful, isn't it?â Sherlock whispered. His eyes trailing up to the twinkling stars above.Â
Y/Nâs eyes followed Sherlockâs. She paused before speaking. âI thought you didnât care about stuff like that? Useless bits of information.â
Sherlock smirked, but his eyes moved down to hers, and his smile became a loving smile. âDoesn't mean I can't appreciate their beauty.â Time seemed to stand still as he gazed at Y/N under the starlight. His breath caught in his throat, and his eyes trickled to her lips. Â
John spoke, breaking Sherlockâs trance. âListen, Alex Woodbridge had a message on the answerphone at his flat. A Professor Cairns?â
âThis way,â Sherlock said, leading John and Y/N deeper into the dark tunnels.Â
âNice! Nice part of town,â John sarcastically noted. âEr, any time you wanna explain.â
âHomeless network â really is indispensable,â Sherlock replied.
âHomeless network?â John questioned.Â
âMy eyes and ears all over the city,â Sherlock elaborated.Â
âAh, that's... clever. So you scratch their backs and...?âÂ
âYes, then I disinfect myself,â Sherlock finished before taking out three lights for them and handing them out.Â
âFlashlights?â Y/N wondered, turning hers on.Â
John and Sherlock shared an odd expression. âWhat did you just call it?â John asked.
âA flashlight.â
John shook his head. âItâs a torch.â
Y/N fought back a sigh. âYeah, torch, whatever. You know, sometimes I think you two forget Iâm from America.â
Sherlock chuckled at the interaction. âLetâs go,â he said, flicking on his torch.Â
The three of them entered the tunnel together. Small fires scattered between erected tents and cardboard boxes were the only light besides their own. As they whirled their lights around, Y/N stuck close to Sherlock. She felt as if she were more than three steps away from him; her lungs would constrict.Â
âSherlock! Y/N!â Johnâs voice hissed. The three of them spotted the tall shadow casting onto a nearby wall.Â
Sherlockâs leather-gloved hand grasped Y/Nâs arm. âCome on!â Sherlock whispered as he quickly pulled her by his side, pushed her against the brick wall, and placed his hands beside her head. Sherlock leaned in close, using his body as a shield. Y/Nâs nose was filled with his scent. She closed her eyes and bit her lip at the sudden intrusion in her personal space.Â
âWhat's he doing sleeping rough?â John questioned.Â
Y/N shuddered as Sherlockâs warm breath brushed against her cheeks. âWell, he has a very distinctive look. He has to hide somewhere where tongues won't wag â much.â Sherlock removed one of his hands from beside Y/N and reached into his pocket.Â
âOh shiâŚâ John muttered to himself as he felt up his coat. âI wish I'dâŚâÂ
 Sherlock revealed Johnâs gun and handed it to him. John gratefully took the weapon and readied it.Â
âDon't mention it,â Sherlock said, pushing off the wall to chase after the Golem. The three of them darted down the hallway after the giant manâs figure. By the time they reached the end, they caught sight of their killer entering a small black car. The door shut, and the car revved. Then Golem was gone.Â
â No! No! No! No!â Sherlock cried, waving his fist in the air. âIt'll take us weeks to find him again.âÂ
Beside him, Y/N and John panted, looking at the exhaust the car had left behind.Â
âActuallyâŚâ Y/N interjected. âI think I know where heâs goingâor at least who heâs going after.âÂ
Johnâs eyes lit up with the same thought that occupied Y/Nâs. âThe Professor,â he muttered.Â
âWhat?â Sherlock asked.Â
âI told you: someone left Alex Woodbridge a message,â John recalled. âThere can't be that many Professor Cairns in the book. Come on.â
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A bright light crept out from underneath two large metal doors. Beyond the doors, Y/N could hear the voiceover of a film. She furrowed her brows and peered at her friends as they quietly and stealthily approached the doors.Â
âIs that aââ Y/N began to ask when Sherlock cut her off.Â
âY/N, youâre staying out here.âÂ
Shock washed over Y/Nâs face. âNo, I am not staying behind.â
âNo!â Sherlock hissed. âJohn and I will handle it. Weâll handle Golem, just stay here and-â
âAnd what? Look pretty? Itâs just as dangerous staying out here in the dark than it is in the planetarium,â Y/N argued. She looked to John for assistance but was met with concerned eyes. âJohn?â
In an instant, Y/N was yanked away from the door. Sherlockâs firm hands grasped her shoulder and pulled her in close. âThe Golem is dangerous and-âÂ
âOh my God!â A shrill cry echoed from inside the planetarium.Â
Sherlockâs eyes widened, and he removed his hands from Y/N. Motioning to John, he pushed open the door. âStay here,â he commanded Y/N before the door slammed in her face.Â
Muttering an array of curses under her breath, Y/N charged in after them. Immediately, her eyes burned from the flashing lights. In the flickers of light, Y/N saw John and Sherlock dance around for any sight of Golem. The longer Y/N looked, the dizzier she felt. Her feet stumbled, and she toppled off the stage.Â
âGolem!âShe heard Sherlock cry.Â
Y/N groaned and came to a crouch position. In the distance, she spotted a woman lying on the ground. The lights continued to flash as she crawled over to who she believed to be Professor Cairns. Behind her, John and Sherlock struggled to spot Golem.Â
â..many are actually long-dead, exploded into supernovas,â the film's narrator announced before the tape began to whir.Â
âI can't see him. I'll go round. I'll go!â John yelled.Â
Finger dug into the carpet as Y/N pulled herself closer to the professor. Her body was trembling, and her stomach began to churn. The light blared at her, and the volume of the film increased with each second. Y/N was sure that by the end, sheâd come out blind and deaf.Â
âWho are you working for this time, Dzundza?â She heard Sherlock taunt the assassin.
Finally, Y/N reached Professor Cairns. Suddenly, Y/N felt very cold. Sick climbed up her throat, and sweat clung to her forehead. Images of those dead, Hilton, the woman over the phone, and Soo Lin sparked in her mind. Feeling a sudden wave of determination, Y/N sat up and placed her hands on the professorâs chest. She wasnât about to let someone else die, not if she could help it. Then she pushed down. Her shoulders pumped up and down, holding a steady pace. Up and down. Up and down.Â
âGolem!â John hollered, followed by the sound of a gun cocking. âLet him go... or I will kill you.âÂ
Then, muffled grunts and cries reached Y/Nâs ears. Her pace halted. Frightened eyes whirled around in a desperate search for John and Sherlock. The lights flickered on, and there they were. Under the spotlight, Sherlock swiftly twirled around Golem. The horror of a man towered over Sherlock, making him appear as miniscule as an ant. Nearby lay John, who struggled to get off the ground.Â
âSherlock!â Y/N screamed as Golemâs giant hand swung at Sherlock. The force of the blow dragged Sherlock to the floor. Instantly, Golem jumped on him, placing his hands over Sherlockâs nose and mouth.Â
Jumping to her feet, Y/N ran as if it was the only thing she knew how to do. With each step, her mind went blank. She had to save Sherlock, but how? If Sherlock seemed tiny compared to the Golem, she was microscopic. Launching herself onto the stage, she slammed her body into the Golem. The sheer force momentarily knocked the Golem to the ground. However, he soon found himself back on his feet. A sickening grin inched onto Golemâs face as he stepped to Sherlock and Y/N. Y/N felt herself freeze over, unable to move, breathe, or blink. Golem stalked closer. Y/N shuddered before laying herself over Sherlock. She knew she didnât stand a chance against a trained killer, but at the very least, she could give Sherlock time.Â
Sherlockâs eyes blew wide as Y/N placed herself in front of him. âNo, run away,â he wanted to croak but found his voice gone. It had been choked from him, instantly stunning him. With a breathless gaze, he gazed up at her. The stars and planets zoomed overhead in a taunting manner.
Clenching her eyes shut, Y/N braced herself for Golemâs hand, but it never came. John had pounced on him, locking the assassin in a chokehold. Golem struggled to pull John off, but when he did, he disappearedâjumping off the stage and running out the door.Â
Y/N didnât open her eyes until she felt Sherlockâs gentle touch on her cheek. It took her a moment to realize they were now sitting up. The film was playing overhead. With tears, she looked at him, and her voice was stolen. She wanted to say so many things but couldnât find the words. Sherlockâs free arm wrapped around her body, pulling her close. Carefully, Y/N tucked her head into Sherlockâs neck. She breathed him in, feeling his heartbeat on her cheek. He was alive. She was alive.Â
While Y/N clung to Sherlock, he found his mind in torment. Heâd almost lost her. Sherlock tried so hard to keep her safe and close because, to him, Sherlock was the safest place around. However, it was a lie. Sherlock was dangerous, and being close to him was unsafe for her.Â
He knew that now. If he hadnât dragged her from case to case, sheâd be safe in her flat with her cat. If he hadnât brought her on, she wouldnât have seen so much death. She would be safe. She would be free to live an everyday life away from Sherlock. But Sherlock was selfish. Her presence was more potent than any drug heâd ever taken. Her lips were sweeter than any victory had been. Sherlock was greedy and wanted her to stay, to be close, and never leave. Most of all, he wanted to love her. He did love her. Sherlock loved Y/N more than anything.Â
A single tear fell from the pool in Sherlockâs eyes. He loved Y/N, so he had to keep safe, even if it meant heâd never see her again. She would be safe away from him, and so she had to go. Sherlock took one last moment to be selfish as they sat holding each other. His trembling lips met the crown of her head. His nose inhaled her scent one last time. His hands enveloped her body before tearing himself away.Â
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Moriarty. The name was whispered in Sherlockâs mind as he and John opened the door to 221B Baker Street. A bittersweet triumph latched onto their shoulders, dragging them up the stairs. They had solved the case and saved that little boy, but now they had more questions.Â
Warm light wrapped around Sherlock and John as they stepped into their flat. Their eyes fell onto Y/Nâs sleeping figure. Sherlock had sent her home after their fight with Golem. Despite her protests, Sherlock and Johnâs insistence won. Both menâs eyes softened at the sight of Y/N.Her hair cascaded over her features, vaguely concealing the red skin around her eyes.Â
Sherlock took a step further into the room. The floorboard creaked beneath his feet, alerting the woman from her sleep. She shot up but then relaxed at the sight.Â
âYouâre back,â she whispered. âWhat happened? Did you-â
âWe solved the case,â Sherlock coldly said. He removed his coat and scarf and tossed them onto Johnâs armchair.Â
âSherlock,â Y/N gently muttered. âAre you alright?â
âJust stop!â Sherlock hissed. Y/N froze, and her eyes widened with shock as Sherlock appeared in front of her. âDonât you see nothing you do helps? Youâre a liability, Y/N. Iâve known it from the moment I laid eyes on you. From the moment I found you in that cab with a gun to your head, youâve been a liability to me.âÂ
A new set of tears began to pour from Y/Nâs eyes, too stunned to fight back. Â
âIf it werenât for your emotions getting in the wayâyour caringâŚoh, your caring. You care too much. Just as I said before, what good does caring do when people are going to die anyway? Soo Lin, Hilton Cubitt: They all died despite your cares. Sentiment is a weakness found on the losing side. You, Y/N, are on the losing side. The only reason you havenât realized it was because I was there. My mind free from the poison of it all,â Sherlock took in a shaky breath. His voice grew quiet. â...or so I thought.â
Stifling a sob, Y/N pleaded with Sherlock. âSo why bother keeping me around?
âI had to,â he uttered. âYou are my liability! Your sentiment is contagious, and its effects are leaking onto me. You make me weak. You make me lose my mind when I am not near you. And when I am, all concepts of cunning and intelligence evade me. I become human. I fear. I feel things I have never felt before. YouâŚyou have ruined me!â
Silence filled the air. John stood against the wall and clenched his fist in fury. He had never wanted to hit Sherlock more than he did now. However, Y/Nâs saddened scoff drew his attention. It was her turn to say her piece.Â
âIâŚâ Y/N took in a quick breath to steady herself. ââŚI think I finally understand whatâs going on in that mind. You say sentiment is on the losing side, that itâs weak, that Iâm weak. Well, Sherlock, youâre wrong.âÂ
Y/N stepped closer to Sherlockâa determined gleam reflected in her eyes. âYes, I care about others, maybe too much, but that makes me stronger. I have people to love and who love me back. Can you say the same?âÂ
Sherlock stared back at her, all thoughts and words fled in her presence.Â
âI doubt you can,â Y/N continued. Her words commanded the room and Sherlockâs attention. He could not ignore her. âYou push everyone away and blame it all on your intellectual mind. Your brother has to pay others to ensure youâre okay because he cares about you, and you couldn't care less. John buys you milk even when he knows itâll disappear within a day due to your insane experiments, yet you never say thank you or offer to buy it yourself. Auntie M makes you tea and occasionally helps tidy up even though sheâs just your landlady, and you shoot holes into her walls. Greg brings you cases and lets you get away with many things, yet you can never get his name right. Molly lets you take body parts from Bartâs, something that could cost her her job. However, you shred her apart every chance you get. I stand up for you when others try to break you down, and here you are, breaking me. All because I care too much. Because I care too much for you. I get it. Iâm just your neighbor and assistant. Thatâs all Iâll ever be, even though you kissed me that night. Even though Iâve wanted you to kiss me for so long.âÂ
âBut your intelligence? Thatâs not the real reason you push everyone away.â Y/Nâs grew low. âYou treat the people around you like shit because youâre afraid theyâll leave just like everyone else and itâll be easier to unattach yourself from them if they were never really there in the first place. So I quit. I quit being your assistant. I quit being your neighbor. You win Sherlock. You want me gone? Iâll leave. Iâll find the first flight out of London. Iâll go back home. Iâll leave, and youâll never have to see me again because I understand nowâŚâ
A sob broke out from Y/N. John gasped, staring between his two friends. Wiping her tears away, Y/N raised her chin up high. Her feet trekked to the open door of John and Sherlockâs flat and paused before leaving. âGoodbye, John,â she said to her friend with melancholy eyes. âGoodbyeâŚSherlock.â It was barely a whisper, and by the time Sherlock realized what Y/N had said, she was gone.Â
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The sound of the lock on her front door was the consolation Y/N found once she entered her apartment. Tears poured from her eyes as she collapsed against the door. She couldnât see anything and couldnât hear anything past her sobs, so when a warm hand pressed against her shoulder, she jumped out of her skin.Â
Following the hand to its owner, she saw Jim standing above her. His eyes were soft and gentle as he lifted her to her feet and hugged her.Â
Mumbling into her boyfriendâs shoulder, she asked, âHowâd you get here?â
âYour aunt let me in,â he replied. âBut thatâs not important. Whatâs wrong, love?â
Y/N was too caught up in her emotions to recall her aunt was out with a friend for the evening. Instead, she caved into her boyfriend's touch and sweet words.Â
âIâd rather not talk about it,â she admitted, leaning deeper into his comfort.Â
Jim nodded and raised his hand to rub circles on her back. âHow âbout after tea? I find that tea always helps soothe the mind.â He pulled back and smiled at her.Â
Y/N quickly agreed, and before she knew it, sheâd drunk two cups of the steaming hot liquid. Upon noticing her cup was empty again, Jim poured her another cup and urged her to drink up. Y/N swallowed it down, finding the herbs to numb her senses. After a moment's silence, Y/N found her strength returning.Â
Taking a deep breath, she peered over at her boyfriend, ready to speak. âIt was Sherlock. HeâŚâ Tears bubbled back up to the surface. âHeâŚheâ Y/N furrowed her brow. Her tongue seemed to stop working, and her mind was growing blank. âSherlock,â she whispered with much difficulty.
Jim groaned. âSherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock.â Each time he said the detective's name, a chilling animosity grew.
âHuh?â Y/N said through the fog of her mind. She knocked her hand against something hard. The teacup fell to the floor and shattered. The deafening sound provided Y/N with some momentary clarity. When Y/N tried to stand from her seat, she discovered her legs had failed her. Instead of standing upright, she was on the floor beside the shattered cup. A groan escaped her mouth.Â
âI was wondering when itâd take effect,â Jim said. Y/N dragged her head to look up at him. Confusion covered her features as she saw the grin on her boyfriendâs face. As if he sensed her gaze, Jimâs eyes turned empty. â Oh! I love that look on your face. Utter confusion. Itâs adorable. I could justâŚmuaw!â He placed a wet kiss on her lips. The force pushed her to the ground, and the hard surface welcomed her. She felt herself growing weaker. Her breath slowed, and her eyes grew heavy.Â
âYou made my job a whole lot easier, and Iâm very grateful for that, my dear. But Iâll have to reward you later when you wake up. Iâm going to take you far away from hereâaway from Sherlock, JohnâŚIâm taking you away from it all.âÂ
With the last of her strength, her mind screamed at her. Terror filled her veins as the walls caved in on her. She whimpered.
âOh, thereâs no need for that,â Jim said, crouching down. His fingers brushed through her hair, luring her to sleep. âJust rest. Everything will be alright. I promise.â
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less than 2 minutes into 47 ronin with keanu reeves and this might be the worst movie ive ever seen
it starts off talking about japan as if it were a fantasy setting calling it a series of "magical islands" full of monsters and witches, and protected by a special sort of knight called a "samurai"
honestly they should take this tack with more settings tbh
"A dark world, far from time and memory... a world called the Holy Roman Empire. A place of dark forests, witches, magic, and mysterious creatures... protected by men called Knights. Knights are trained from birth to be warriors, using special weapons called Swords, and clad in metal from head to toe. The honor of a knight is said to be just as unbreakable as their armor... as is their faith in the great spirit they worship, Jesus, a young man born of a woman but the son of a god... who was killed and yet returned from death..."
but like the plot of the movie make it an actually aggressively accurate historical drama about like local barons or something but it's still fucking stylized like a xenoculture exploitation film but the plot itself is just 100% straight european medieval politics or something
but like ALL told through the lens of "this is a WEIRD foreign magical country with WEIRD rituals"
dude doing his evening prayers and it's got like crazy telephone-gamed monastic choir music going on it
like a really dramatic scene of someone lifting up their shield and there's the virgin mary painted on the back
a priest comes in and he's dressed like a fucking wizard in 30 layers of robes and with a 10 foot tall staff of gold with the crucificixion on it
portray the sacrament as them like actually eating flesh and blood
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the thing about transfems sticking together in close knit communities is that it leads to conflict. like, actually pretty often! we don't all love each other, hell a lot of us even outright hate each other. and that's understandable because it's just part of being human to have conflicts with each other, but what does that mean for transfems who were abused by other transfems?
how do you talk about it, knowing that if the wrong person hears about it, that girl you hate will have her life ruined, will be subjected to violence, might even be killed? sure, you want her out of your life, but you know that tme people hate her more than you do, and will jump at any excuse to destroy her.
so you keep quiet. you only tell trustworthy transfems, and even then, you don't share too many details - you know how these games of telephone work. you don't like her, and even though she traumatized you, you don't want anything bad to happen to her.
how do you heal from that, then? you can't talk about what happened, so how do you process it? what are you supposed to do, knowing she might do the same thing she did to you to someone else?
transmisogyny keeps you permanently linked. it prevents you from ever moving on. it enables these kinds of things and keeps you from healing. and the worst part is that tme people don't care about your well-being throughout any of it. they only care about punishing a tranny, and they'll just as easily turn it around on you for no reason if you do decide to speak up about it.
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AAAA I love the Slime Rancher AU so much!! In the spirit of whumptober, have any of them ever gotten severely injured out in the field? Maybe a boom slime goes off on Red unexpectedly and they others notice that it's been a while since they've seen him... just some silly ideas :)
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You and me both haha! ^^ I'm so glad people are interested in this silly little thing, it's been really fun to work on and I think it may have even pulled me out of my art slump!
Speaking of whump, I just adore angst and hurt/comfort (I promise I'm sane lmao), so I actually have thought of a few scenarios in which someone gets hurt and either Green or Blue has to go looking for them.
Red tends to get into situations the most due to being the one to leave the ranch multiple times a day. So far there haven't been any majorly close calls, but he's been cornered by feral largos at the mushroom lake before, as well as miscalculating jumps and falling into the slime sea on occasion. This is why Green is always keeping track of who's gone where, when they think they'll be back, and what shortcuts get there fastest.
The worst it's been, that I can think of right now, is Red getting knocked out by a crystal slime in the Indigo Quarry. Green managed to find him in under an hour, but as Red was bleeding and unresponsive, Green had to contact Blue for help in moving him. Thank the Three for Blue's random medical knowledge. Red had a concussion and was restricted to only the Dry Reef for a few months, but he was ultimatly fine.
Vio also tends to ignore danger more often than not, which can result in avoidable injuries. He'll run through firestorms, ignore rock slimes rolling around, and walk through rad slime radiation, among other things. There's also the fun little bonus of hearing other realities on occasion. So this does raise the question of if he's actually ignoring danger signs, or if he's just not sure they're real.
Not to mention Alt-Vio, but we probably don't need to worry about him. :)
Shadow gets into shenanigans too, but surprisingly not to the same extent as Red or Vio. He mostly just gets lost and has to be hunted down through a complex game of telephone. He's almost never found in the area he told Green he'd be in, so Green doesn't even bother looking there first. As mentioned recently, Shadow almost got mauled by a tarr once, but Blue was there to save him. This did not deter his affinity for them, somehow.
Blue and Green are pretty good about not getting injured, though Green got permanently irradiated at some point if that counts. They are really lucky Blue knows what he's doing.
#someday vio might get knocked out in the desert#it's literally the worst place to fall unconsious#the others better find him fast :)#rambling#slime rancher au
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worst part is that most ppl writing unrecognizable remus havent even read ATYD (it's too long, tiktok ppl dont read it, they just copy what they see on marauders tiktok, so it's a long line of the worst telephone game ever)
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Alterhuman plural culture is a person trapped in a werewolfs head trapped in a human body leading to the worst game of mental telephone ever in existence
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đ¨ Ok, I've got something to SAY about lightsingers!!! đ¨
I know the "are lightsingers evil?"... or even just an easter egg... debate has sent this fandom into a tizzy a few times over. We're not on the ship controversy (pun intended), we're on the SS Earnest & Nerdy Close Reader.
My fave part of my TOG/Complete SJMU reread has been zeroing in on two groups of women/females that have long since itched my brain - priestess and witches... I also yearn for a Manorian book after all these years and I have been waiting for their... "boat hangouts" since I started my TOG reread. IYKYK.
Imagine my surprise when this description of a half dead Manon - a witch, yes, but a half Blackbeak, half Cochran heir, and witch queen - paralleled the one fleeting description we get of Lightsingers from Cassian while he, Nesta, and Azriel hunt for the mask (gotta love Manon's beautiful face casually being referred to as a mask) in the Middle in ACOSF.
Both of these scenes warrant a longer close read with more screengrabs (but I'm tired and have a gnarly cold a I can't kick) because both essentially question what it means to be evil... this is an oversimplification, but whether evil is in your nature or if intent is the deciding factor. But here's the lowdown:
In the ACOSF scene, Cassian literally just described witches, "not the human kind," who live in the bog/Middle before describing Lightsingers. Wow, what a fun coincidence. And when Nesta asks why the Prythian powers that be let the Middle and its creatures live, Cassian basically says that it's not right, or their call, to punish something for doing what it was born to do... unlike the inhabitants of the Prison who earned their spot there and needed to be removed from society and have their considerable powers leashed.
In the EoS scene, Dorian asks Manon (after she makes it clear he looks tasty af) if witches are partially human, to which she replies, "Not in the ways that count." Ok, ominous. Then Dorian remembers that witches have human, Fae, and Valg parts, but that "Valg blood had shaped the witches." But when Dorian asks Manon if she feels more human or Valg, Manon immediately responds saying that both the Valg, and Erawan, are her enemies. Nuance!
Things I think are interesting? Many have brilliantly speculated about Nesta's potential witchiness and her being smack dab in the middle of this big parallel is both very fun and, I suppose, unsurprising. The Dread Trove Mask and the allusion to Manon's beauty being a mask has me đ Also for all this talk of "oh no a Lightsinger will lure you and control you against your will..." might some of that lore been wrapped up in what it is the mask can essentially do? Granted it can only raise/control the dead, but that would qualify as "horror" to me. I think Prythian, Midgard, and Erilea are victims of the worst game of telephone ever.
Big picture? Every time a character says "oh yeah, we were taught x was evil," pretty consistently we're learning that was some big ol' Asteri (or whatever they're calling themselves on that planet) propaganda. And Cassian being taught that Lightsingers are evil when, by this reading, they could be very important witches? Well, that would make a lot of sense for someone raised by Illyrians who infamously hate witches (and women). Cassian is, of course, our sweet evolved himbo, but he might not know some myths he's always believed were fake news.
Anyway, this deserves a nice, long investigation, but my brain is already succumbing to NyQuil and my IQ is dropping by the second.
I leave you with this moving quote from Manon #growth
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i saw on twt that impulse said on stream (this is the worst game of telephone ever) that people could start uploading at 2pm gmt which is midnight for me which is just. impractical. at least if it was 4am like they do for the life series i could get some sleep tonight
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