#worst cartoons ever

[hellspawnmotel]

[8-bitbasil]

sillay little sketch to warm up (procrastinate my homework)

[irkendogma]

why does he look and move like this

[blaithnne]

The first Heron design I showed off was from before Confidential Casefiles, so I thought I’d show you guys her look after she gets her new arm. Plus a few changes I made to her character for this AU! Just realised the way I placed my signature makes it look like I’M her worst enemy, whoops.

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Qalhata Duiker → Goldie O'Gilt → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → Ludwig Von Druska → Bradford Butcher

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

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[cantsayidont]

There have been approximately one billion stage, film, and TV adaptations of THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO, and most of them (save for the 1998 French TV miniseries*) fail in exactly the same ways for most of the same reasons. The new 2024 iteration, by Matthieu Delaporte and Alexandre de la Patellière, is no different, and about the only thing it has going for it is that it isn't AS actively offensive as their ghastly THREE MUSKETEERS adaptation last year.

(* The 1998 French TV version fails instead because it stars Gérard Depardieu, who was and remains a massive creep.)

I love the book, although I haven't read it often because it's a project — well over a thousand pages, full of what appear to be tangents and aren't — but nearly all the adaptations try to boil it down to a simple-minded, contrived drama about wrongful imprisonment and lost love, discarding most of the novel's sprawling melodrama and changing its narrative center of gravity, and by the end I always wonder why they bothered.

MUSKETEERS benefits most when screenwriters keep their grubby little fingers off the plot beyond whatever condensation is needed to fit the running time. To make MONTE CRISTO work as even a 2½-hour movie, I think it might need a more dramatic restructuring of the story.

[shartfinz]

I don't think Luigi would have ever had any of his own friends for like most of his life because he is a yapper

[thegreatyin]

i feel like i need to share this part of the scoundrel's response to the FL OC census with the rest of the class. it's just. what can i even say, really.

[ebaltika]

look what i'm doing at the middle of the night

[devilledeggz]

im not getting fixated on awful hospital im not getting fixated on awful hospital im not getting fixated on awful hospital im not getting fixated on awful hospital im no-

[magnetic-dogz]

As someone who (unfortunately) used to be a fan of him when I was in middle school, I don't think we bully Mr. Enter anywhere near enough as we should

[caredscared]

i think i had/have such a distaste for dutch books, films and other art is bc the characters tend to be the most insufferable ppl on earth and also the media included a lot of sex/degrading women and random nudity for shock value. idk what it's like rn tho but yugh

[karlachfan89]

I love coming up with disastrous polycule ideas

[bylertruther]

moodboard for when you lose the idgaf war. or something. again

[nikkisticki]

Damn what a brave lie to market yourself on when Crunchyroll has a worse library then most pirate sites

They also have better fucking front ends and decent players and don't spam you with a tampon ad 9 times on the same video

[saddingtonbear]

i have exhibited bravery today at levels most can’t comprehend

[honeycombhank]

I saw the worst movie of all time when my love invited over friends and they wanted to watch this movie that we had never seen before and omg it was actually the worst movie I have ever seen in my life, possibly the worst movie in the world.