#worm gf

[frenchublog]

worm gf 🪱

[basementghoultattoo]

Hi tumblr today I made a tattoo for all the people who ask their partners if they’d still love them as a worm

[the-devils-diaryy]

I don’t care about the worm, what I wanna know is if you’d still love me even if I turned myself into a pickle

[girlhusband1000wives]

can a t4t she/him worm gf anarkiddie ever love a she/it catgirl tankie... maybe they can bond over a children's show about guinea pig cars? maybe they will end leftist infighting... or make it even sexier?

[ozzni]

it's been 2 months and I'm still thinking about that worm girl Other from the Promenade... she's just a worm tied up to look like a girl in a dress. she has no face and therefore cannot smile, which means she is literally incapable of being hostile she is too nice. "my man, my lad, my sir, he's leaving on that train. I'm blind or I'd go after him" is a tune I hum to myself when I don't have other (ha) songs stuck in my head. I love her. that spider's a lucky Other. he still loves her even tho shes a worm.

[sensitiveaangel]

so i know you told me to like “keep an eye” on ur worm gf and everything..which like i totally DID…sadly though i ah. sorry so basically um. she got picked up by one of the starlings in prospect park 🧍🏽‍♀️ basically like….you know how it gets when it rains…she like came up to the surface and they were like totally there waiting on her and everything…sorry man :(

[coolmaycroft]

[adamant-hearts]

Can confirm the power of celebrity endorsement is real 😳😳 I somehow managed to sell this fictional cologne to myself while drawing them

[eclecticelectriceccentric]

hannibal asks will if he would still love him if he were a worm. will says no and that instead hannibal would become bait on his fishing hook. hannibal has never been more in love.

[zenemoonart]

🎟🪐🩹🪱✨🗡🌟🦎🧷

[ameliecalamity]

Johnny gets it.

[virtual-enby-thiccubus]

Eets wørm time my friënds

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

i'm suddenly thinking about rockstar!eddie shooting a music video on some naval ship and meeting actual sailor!steve who's all dressed up in his whites 'cause eddie's a big name star and the captain said everyone had to look their best and eddie immediately folding for the pretty guy in uniform

just: eddie wanting a couple of the guys to act in the video 'cause hopefully then they'd actually know what they're doing, and asking the capt to point out his most competent sailor. the capt immediately points out one of his low-ranking ensigns (like, brand new baby officer 'cause that's the kinda shit an officer would pull) and eddie, having been raised by wayne (who i'm hc-ing as a navy vet) knows better and is immediately like "No sir, I said your most competent, not your least. someone point me to THE second class. Where's he? I need an enlisted guy." and a higher-ranking chief that's been following the band around the ship all day bellows out a laugh and says "You're gonna want Harrington, Mr. Munson."

idk idk, it's niche but for some reason my mind went into the cold clammy depths of my time in the navy this morning and i was like 'NOPE! don't wanna dwell here, make it fun! make it about the blorbos so you dont get sad!!' lmao

[harald-iii-of-norway]

Stop taking pictures of my girlfriend >:(

Look at this cool worm I found 196

[b1adie]

I showed my gf worm theory and she hasn’t said a word in twenty minutes

is your gf Veritas Ratio

[rottentiger-art]

Colin, lying: you know, if anything were to happen to me, I'd want you to get remarrie-

Pen: okay

Colin: 🤨

Colin: that was really fast 😠