#work that ass

[amerwitch]

the state of Amerwitch

and what state am i in? i am still here.  i am still here and i am still moving forward. i pull my cards and i tell my story.  the cards have never led me wrong, no matter the deck. fall is done.  i plan on warding once i post this.  i need to work on some cleaning.  i need to gather the books i want to read and plot out how i am moving forward with my witchcraft. i want to start working…

[bug-s0da]

blehhh...

i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer

[cordspaghetti]

some more of these two

[reaping-the-benefits]

Imagine you're the medic assigned to the task force. You're not some dainty little thing. You're snappy and will drag them by the ears if you have to. You're constantly getting into arguments with Price because he won't listen to you when all you're trying to do is help him.

Anyway, the rest of the team has bets on how long its going to take before you two finally fuck. Gaz gives y'all another month. Soap says two weeks. Ghost thinks that you've already done it.

Now, imagine how mad Gaz and Soap are, both giving Ghost 50 quid each when Price casually drops that not only do you have sex on the regular, but you've been married for the last five years.

[majubengel]

One Piece final battle

poorly drawn extra:

[twinliches]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the "question only a human can answer" which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[such-a-daydreamer]

And then they explode

[foolsocracy]

put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop

[crazysodomite]

playing with my phonetaur

[amerwitch]

i want

i want to write more.  i have my two projects i am working on now, “The Work” and my Supernatural/Schitt’s Creek fic.  i know i want to make the fic smutty.  never done that before but, here’s to new things. i want to write more about my witchcraft.  i’ve been doing this for 20 years, i should be writing about it.  also, tarot.  i have ideas, i want to put words on paper. and my blog.  i feel…

[heartbreakincident]

gave nari flowers and he acted like a huge bitch about it but now once a day he's stopping me just to ask if my day's going well.

this guy is NOT beating the allegations

[saragrosie]

Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

[puppppppppy]

who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

[cinnamnt]

AITA for moving my family to the country and making my 10 year old son do weed chores

[adiodont]

”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)