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Heard plaintive mewing right out the kitchen window and saw a really sorry-looking yellow-bellied sapsucker in the sugar maple, probably a juvenile. Been hanging out at its wells all day, except for when it got bullied by a red-belly.

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Eurasian Wryneck

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Brainstorming names for my future band

Denim Kimono Project

Back Alley Biopsy

Unsalvageable Plot Holes

The Lords of Vermouth

Sock-factory Rejects

Capitalist Blowout

Problematic Windows Update

Soviet Wetsuit

Starch Block Flavour Pack

Velvet Undies

Favourable Gut Flora

Extremely Frank Proposal

Cheerful Nihilistic Glee

Confectioner’s Shellac

Sausage Hand-Me-Downs

Stranger at the Dog Park

The Fibonacho Sequence

Templated Identity Fragment

Runty Nubbin

Orphan Muffin Boy

The Miss Pecksniffs

Aunty Betty’s Raunchy Email

Risky Sniff

Dwarves in the Throes of Passion

Mortuary Bumcrusty

The Friendly Exfoliator 

Hit Pieces & Hot Takes

Waterpark Enema

Ridge of High Pressure

Charity Meat Draw

Emerging Antonym

Maraschino Fusillade

Small Capitals

Devout Proustian Caramel

Kettle Beckoning

Heavy Duty Ivy Party Manifesto

A Journey in Search of Real Things

Big One, No Banana

Posh Retail

Tawdry Gymnast

Gently Enlarged

Big Pink Bushie

Sedentary Death Machine

Wilting Outliers

The Sugar Refinery

Grudge-bearing Organ

Big Crazy Granularity

Mortadella

Blasted Heath

Tribal Bottoms

Mustachioed Artisanal Knife Sharpener

Designated Smoking Gazebo

Grandiose Foyer

Oscar Wilde Overdrive

Offence Taken

Breadcrumb Discrepancy

Frighteningly Drab Majority

Brilliant Slab of Froth

Cold Bare Midriff

Hot Magandi

Depends How Hairy

The Dirty Pillows

Brazen Welcome

Blood Sugar High

Basil Dumpling

Halls & Dongle

The Beloved Tonalities

Boilerplate Disclaimer

Black Pudding

Sir Frances Drake and the Clippers or Sir Frances Drake and the Hundred-foot Clipper

The Fruit Trotskies

Flacido Domingo

The Whippet Fanciers

Furthermore Moreover

Easy Water Hunting

Touching Cloth

Next Available Operator

Motley Crouton

Pinch and Rotate

Slightly Eccentric Shaft

The Passionate Botanists

Dramatic Orchards

Oxford Coma

Tidbits Down the Rabbit Hole

The Scruntlies

Uncanny Parallels

Fancy That

Erotic Pillow / Eroto Pillow

Neo Natal

Application Tab

Rudyard Rippling / Rudyard Crippling

Scratch the Wyndham

Here Comes Everybody

Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker

Golgi Body

Smitten with Bowie

Naked Brunch

Household Item

Toby Continued

St. John’s Rupture

Jostle Me Roughly

Iconoblast

The Whoopi Goldberg Variations

One Size Fits Paul

Kappa Maki

Max and the White Phagocytes

Tuppy Glossop

Two Major Factors

The Enlightened Rogues

And So On

Morning Monster

Woody Woodpickle / Windy Woodpickle

Dress 2 the Left

I Sired an Animal

Ark Descending

Omphalos Trismegistus / Omph & Tris / Ömph ünd Tris

Furter & Frank

Smells Like Teen Donkey

Lark Nemesis

Thirty-Day Orgasm (30DO)

Mrs. Shankly

Loose Oddities / Loose Oddity

Fickle Cell / Fickle Cell Woodpecker / Woodpecker Pecker

Transcellular

Horse Shouter / Horse Screamer / Horse Scream / Hoarse Scream / Whore’s Cream

Titular Counsellor

Loop of Henle

Knot of Capillaries

Horsefinger

Camera on Camera

Seminiferous Tubule

Frank and Open

Uremic Frost — Explaining this one to music journalists, we’d say, “We thought it was the name of a cool character from The Lord of the Rings; turns out it’s a flaky-skin condition you get when you have kidney disease.”

Fluid Intake

Black Hole Hawking

Breeze and Pepper

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downy woodpecker has a tough time in the wind

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Red-bellied woodpecker takes a break from pecking to take a look

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Woodpickle party

Gathering of the woodpeckers. Hairy & pileated woodpeckers from today at Rouge Park

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“don’t go birding at noon the birds are all hiding” they say

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a flicker forages warily

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daily feedergifs

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Red-headed woodpickle flies up to grab a huge bug (not pictured) out of the air

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mfw I see Posts, Online