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Be respectful when filming or taking pictures in public.
It's one thing if you're filming or taking a picture of a busy tourist attraction where it's unavoidable that some of the crowd is going to be in your picture or video. But it's another thing to intentionally take a picture or video with the intent of capturing someone doing something you find funny or embarrassing, without their consent, with the purpose of mocking them or having "funny" content.
First of all, most people are going to rightfully feel like it's a violation of their boundaries to be intentionally filmed or photographed without their consent. It's also just bullying behavior to take a picture or video of someone with the intention of mocking or ridiculing them.
Some people might think it's harmless if the other person never finds out they're being filmed or photographed, but it's still heavily disrespectful regardless of whether or not they find out. And you can't ever be certain it won't get back around to them.
And some people think "it's all in good fun" or "we're laughing with them, not at them" but if it's someone you barely know, or don't know at all, you can't know how it's actually going to make them feel.
#When I worked retail#I worked in a gift shop#that had big corny novelty decorations outside#so if you worked opening shift you had to drag them outside#and for some reason tourists thought it was hilarious to watch us drag out giant polar bears or wooden cut outs of vikings#so it happened all the time that tourists would take pictures or videos of us while cackling about it#me and a few of my co-workers would actually approach them and demand they delete it#one guy seemed confused about why I was mad#he thought I would see it as all in good fun#but he was a perfect stranger to me#so of course I didn't want him filming me#manners#good manners#politeness#courtesy#etiquette
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hi for the love of god hello
#the feminist hatred for oda's art style draining from my body: 🤡#im sorry im a dyke im simply not immune to fem law#where did his internal organs go though#okay but if i was an artist i would make him a wooden plank of a woman.#fuck the hourglass standard. you would be able to land a plane on the degree of curvature of both sides of fem law. imo.#i didnt watch that flat ragdoll get hauled around dressrosa for 50 episodes to naturally take on this body type. get real.#+ i do wish they didnt go so hard on the 'fem presenting' eyes. like why does being a woman make your eyes 10x wider but whatever.#let fem law maintain his eye shape#one piece#op#trafalgar law#fem law#dyking
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my brother can make me laugh without moving at all. he can make me laugh on command, just by existing, and there is no physical tell or indication that it is about to happen. it’s like he can will me to laugh and i will. of course we’re not telepathic, but we do speak in unison sometimes. we improvise like no one’s business. we could fool anyone into believing we are psychically linked. when i try to explain it, i sound silly saying it out loud, but i really CAN tell what he’s thinking. we exchange so much information just with a look. he can make me cry laughing and he doesn’t even have to move
#i miss him so much i need him back i need him to live next to me again. i need to mooch off his wifi from my porch and invite him over#i miss him so much.#he’s only 2 minutes younger but he feels years younger. and yet i think we’re two halves of one soul#i’ve always babied him not even in a mean or diminishing way but i felt this need to protect him#because he tends to be so naive and so shy#but. i am so proud of him. i need to show him off to everyone and i need everyone to understand how funny and charming he is#it feels like i grew up and left him where he will remain 11 forever. i miss him more than moving back home can fix#i miss him in ways that have nothing to do with the distance between our locations#but. it would certainly help to be able to see him every day#i keep smelling the carpet in his room and it’s so vivid. i remember the countless hours we spent developing huge wood block cities#and we would drive hot wheels over the wooden raceways we had made. we were actually quite coordinated and autistic about it#we were always building things together#just recently me and him talked on the phone about an old mlp au we came up with. all original characters and shit#it was super extensive and very clever#i STILL think it would make a really cool book series or something#i remember watching him play army men RTS gamecube on the wii. i STILL listen to the soundtrack to that game like…. daily#i remember walking into my room once where he was watching a show. and he was crying#and he NEVER cries over tv#but he was crying because his favorite character had resigned from the organization that the series was based around#and he was so distraught that she was leaving.#i remember when all 3 of us slept in one room. i remember when me and him were in bunk beds across the room#and we would sneak out of bed right as the parents left and stayed up playing by the light of the nightlight#the way we raced back into bed when the parents were approaching 😭#my mom always says she’s sad that i seem to remember so little of my life. like every story of my youth is news to me lmao#but i feel like i remember the most important parts? i think so#i remember how mom woke me up in the night to ask me to roll over because my bro could see my face from where he was sleeping#and he was scared because there was a weird shadow cast on my face that made it look like a skull which was making it hard for him to sleep#it was. so funny. i begrudgingly rolled over#i don’t know. it’s just that there isn’t a single instance i bring up that my brother does not also remember.#no matter how tiny or specific. we shared everything growing up
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Melora just calling out to Orym in the wind with a hint of a memory was just beautiful. Just how she watches over her lost boys when they need some reassurance and guidance is just something so personal. It's never their lowest moment but a feeling when something is building (the inadequacy of it all) where she just reaches out with a gentle "I'm here with you" and aids whatever way she can. Like sends a party through your cemetery or wraps you in seaweed or covers your sword in vines so you can continue to help your friends. The way she reaches out to those whose love for their families fuel them to give them a helping hand and here, with Will's scent, a reminder that family is always a part of your strength even when they are not around. Yes, there has been loss and struggle, and everything is so overwhelming right now, but you're on the right path and doing the best you can, and that is enough; you just need someone to help lighten the load.
#critical role spoilers#orym of the air ashari#fuck man listen i know I'm reading too much into this#but orym had been so defeated recently with dying and failing to get Otohan and losing Laudna and Esteros#its been failure after failure and it just keeps coming with that poison lingering fresh in his mind#he failed to project his family again and look what happened#and lord melora who takes these boys who are driven by their protection and love#she sees him offer this tiny wooden carving he's been making in the dead of night on watches#when no one else can see just so he can gift chetney something meaningful#and Melora sees him offer this instead of taking the first blow trying to reach the man inside before turning to violence#pleading and reaching out even as he takes the punches#that is a man with so much love in his heart he just needs someone to help him carry the weight of it all#critical role#eurgh i love it so much
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I beg of you, if you can, watch Guillermo Del Tori's Pinocchio.
That movie has made me feel a roller-coaster of emotions and if you can see it yourself I will be VERY happy.
#THIS MOVIE HAS MADE ME CRIED THE WHOLE TIME#the details the characters the FUCKIN BEATUFUL SCENERY#Also about the chracters#CandleWick better be alive and he and Pinocchio reunite because I SWEAR those two are adorable!!!#Pinocchio is a good good godd boy#Geppeto is great too! Just... A father grieving the loss of his son so he makes Pinocchio to try and make him be exactly like Carlos#but in the end Pinocchio is just Pinocchio and Geppetto LOVES HIS WOODEN BOY#Akgdnwuehakgebsksis 💖💖💖 I love this movie-#anyway go and watch it#pinnochio#guillermo del toro's pinocchio
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Thought I had my top ‘24 cdrama already and then boom here comes blossoms in adversity to mess me up.
#blossoms in adversity#why was it sooo good#zhang jingyi#she is becoming one of my favorite actressses#it gave me the same vibes as the story of minglan#I love when costume dramas are focused on the female characters#give me more female character building#hu yitian#he’s okay#some of the comments saying he has a wooden face is valid but I think his eyes and tone save him#I love the trope of close to the emperor/imperial family but not next in line to the throne male lead#tbh a great show 10/10#one I would recommend everyone to watch#tones rant#cdrama
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kinda want izzy to absolutely decimate stede at chess and I can't explain why
#ofmd#stizzy#izzy hands#stede bonnet#like... maybe stede is teaching ed because he wants to have someone to play against and ed is trying his best to learn#and brilliant tactician that he is ed of course can understand the game and the rules very well that's not even remotely the issue#it's just that... well the game is about strategy and planning and anticipating your opponent's moves and ultimately overpowering them#and that's quite like pirating now isn't it except these are tiny wooden pieces on the board and ed is just used to this kind of strategic#planning on a much larger and livelier level with higher stakes and with the added element of human unpredictability and never quite#knowing what rules someone else is playing by. so he does learn and he plays okay but tends to lose focus somewhere in the first ten turns#so one day they're trying to get through a full game and izzy is sitting off to the side watching them play and ed is kind of trying but his#mind is already wandering elsewhere and he makes frankly ridiculously bad move and izzy is just like 'wait' then sighs walks over to them#and puts the piece back and makes a different move instead saying 'do this instead' and ed's face is just like ??? confused betrayal because#why and how did he not know izzy could play chess?? and stede's eyes of course fill with excitement at the thrill of a new opponent and also#because he's been taking it easy on ed while he gets the hang of the game but is actually rather skilled at chess and would love to impress#with his skills even if the only person who would truly get the brilliance is izzy (and stede admits to himself that izzy does know what#he's doing given that the move he corrected for ed is exactly what he would have done)#so anyway stede does his whole big eyes hopeful voice *vague gestures* thing and is like 'oh you play? care for a game?' and izzy stares#him down for what feels like forever but is actually about 8 seconds before saying 'one. one game' so they reset the board and it's only#fair for stede to let izzy go first but for izzy's first turn instead of moving a piece he rotates the whole board so the white pieces are#in front of stede and says 'i don't think so. not letting you have the excuse to say i only won because i went first' and stede#is a little taken aback but you know what? challenge accepted. game on#it's about twenty turns in when stede starts getting nervous that izzy does in fact know his shit and another ten turns later when he#realizes he may be in over his head#and while it isn't a carelessly simple defeat izzy does end up beating stede#and isn't there just something so satisfying about being the cause of stede making the displeased but invigorated expression he's wearing#(do i have any clue how izzy became a chess genius? no but we can speculate. maybe he played regularly with someone on a ship growing up bc#it was a good way to pass the downtime in an entertaining way without having to talk much at all. or maybe he learned as a child and was#required to keep strict hours of practice so because really good but kind of resented it so maybe this is the most he's ever enjoyed playing#or maybe he was watching as stede taught ed to play and just picked up on some of stede's strategies and/or snuck one of his chess books out
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Have you ever taken a beer bath? That is precisely what Ben and Anais give at one of Belgium's top new attractions: a bathing experience that guarantees active enzymes and vitamins while also providing a wellness experience. Go on reading!
#beer shampoo#beer cosmetics#hops lamp#beer wellness#wooden watches#wooden sunglasses#hops cosmetics#wooden watch for him#wooden watch for her#wooden watches Brussels#beer gifts#solid shampoo beer
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Moral of Casanova (2005):
Don’t emotionally neglect your child with selective mutism or take them to public executions.
#Casanova (2005)#David Tennant#Like okay I’m a parapro and any time a child was onscreen I was SCREAMING directions at the parent#no he’s not the idiot; you are! GIVE HIM TO ME AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM THE RIGHT WAY#Ughhh poor Giacomo Sr. and Jr.#That one old nurse was like “have you ever seen such a miserable child” like yeah you’re right but must you say it to his face like THAT#Give that kid some fun snacks and other kids to play with and a bin of wooden blocks (so he can dump it)#and also someone who can incorporate his interests into learning and OH MY GOD HIRE ME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR CHILD#That poor kid had absolutely zero regulatory skills and the only thing he could manage doing was stand there#like a starched 2x4 and expressionlessly knock over vases to watch them break. You don’t understand I am clawing at my EYES#I’d be like “Hey man… I don’t know if you’re angry or if you just enjoy watching things break; but you’ve been through a lot.#You seem tired. Am I correct?” [wait] “You don’t have to speak if it’s too much. It’s okay.#You’ve been dragged across the world without your consent by someone who doesn’t care about your life or his.#And you’ve just seen him get shot which — regardless of how you feel about him — is pretty scary. I’d be worn out too.”#Okay THAT is how you talk to that kind of kid. You don’t pressure him into being proud of you or call him “idiot” like what the fuck#communication devices weren’t a thing back then but by god I’d draw up the meanest flash cards you’ve ever seen#LET ME IN THE TELEVISION
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Ok I'm halfway through the last episode of season 1 of ofmd, and uh. To be honest. Mary, you should kill him. You should absolutely kill him. One hundred percent. The asshole deserves it.
I like Stede as a character, and I know this is like. A dark point for him. But that is no justification for him being such an asshole.
#ofmd#caw watches stuff#caw caws#cawpost#stede bonnet#i do like him but fuuuuuck man he is making everybody's life worse especially his family#he needs to be thrown into the sea in a wooden box
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Okay but how about almost everyone walking on eggshells around Izuku and saying he tried his best to save Tenko while that's not the outcome he wanted and he starts feeling more guilty day by day because the rest of the League is alive, expecting Tenko have been detained, but alive, and Ochako and Shoto were the ones who ended the fight without casualties, why does he feel insane when he's called a hero, why does it feel so intimidating when they congratulate him, why does he feel the League's eyes burning in hatred and grief even before looking at him, why is the world praising him when he couldn't save Tenko?
(he knows the answer to all of these. useless, quirkless deku.)
#spider.posts#Midoriya Izuku#Shimura Tenko#Boku no Hero Academia#MHA Spoilers#BNHA Spoilers#idk where I was going with this I'm just thinking about Izuku and it devolved into him feeing guilty and having imposter syndrome#he's not the guy who does things halfway and he hates to see people getting hurt in his watch#so I think he'll pull the ''emotionless but happy'' facade he has going on for others that'll slowly crack. until then#keep that painted smile on your face wooden doll. someone will soon burn it out until it's a real smile
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Mad Doctor of Blood Island (Tomb of the Living Dead, 1969)
"You are quite mad."
"Then you should be very careful, doctor. Both of you. Mad people can be quite unpredictable."
#mad doctor of blood island#tomb of the living dead#horror imagery#filipino cinema#video nasty#1969#eddie romero#gerardo de leon#reuben canoy#john ashley#angelique pettyjohn#ronald remy#alicia alonzo#ronaldo valdez#tita muñoz#tony edmunds#alfonso carvajal#bruno punzalan#edward murphy#tito arevalo#unarguably a pretty bad film but not without its own unlikely charm‚ as John Ashley's beautifully sculpted hair and sharp suits help him#investigate a bad case of Monstrous Green Man running riot on a beautiful island in the Philippines. performances are wooden‚ fx are as#ropey as expected‚ and the script is mostly dreadful (excepting a few isolated scenes which transcend into a kind of wonderful weirdness‚#particularly any scenes between Alicia Alonzo and Ronald Remy‚ where they dispassionately discuss the nature of love‚ madness and death#or trade threats in utter calmness). for a late 60s film the levels of gore‚ sex and nudity are surprisingly high tho tempered by the#director's irritating habit of rapidly zooming in and out during any moment of grue. oh and a very real tw that this contains some needless#and horrible animal cruelty (presumably what got this on the DPP list) altho it's brief and easily excised so maybe there exist cuts of the#film without those scenes. altho this is admittedly a little dull beneath the grotesquerie and a fairly badly made bit of cheapo indie#schlock so probably not really worth chasing down that imaginary cruelty free cut (unless you're a freak trying to watch every video nasty)#(i am that freak)
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i watched the first 2 episodes of reacher w my dad when they first came out and i really. it was the most dull bland boring show ive ever seen in all my life.
#blabs#mysterious gruff rude terrible man comes to tiny town. brings crime w him. oh no.#that was it GFKLGLKFJKGFJKLDKLJ#AND THE MAIN GUY'S ACTING WAS SO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it was like watching a wooden box try to be intimidating#and his one liners... jesus fucking christ it was difficult to get thru#my dad's been watching the rest of the show w my brother and ill walk by and see scenes occasionally and its just. it has only gotten worse#the dialogue specifically is so fucking bad its like. idk its like if someone whose favorite video game was heavy rain made a tv show
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When the toymaker makes your beloved a tiny sewing kit to practice his hobbies, so you make it your ultimate goal to be the best, most helpful tiny wooden husband ever. He doesn’t need any help! He’s doing just fine :]
#bnha#eclair’s art#edgeshot#best jeanist#edgejeanist#hakamada tsunagu#kamihara shinya#higari maijima#power loader#broken dollhouse au#look at him go#tiny wooden ninja- ahem- I mean doctor /lh#he went all the way across the workshop just to get these fabrics for Tsunagu can you believe it? (dramatic)#so proud of the lil guy#don’t worry he’ll get all the kissies and accomplishment of a very happy Tsunagu#and now they all can get new outfits#Higari is just watching this all happen- half amused and half confused#knowing he shouldn’t interrupt but also wanting to offer to help-
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Knows that im going into heat because im thinking about him again
#Yakuza loveblog#ohh!! yeah whatever i do want to put him on the torture rack with ropes around his wrists and ankles stretched tautly and slide a long blade#over his belly and then cut him in three hard hits and make his blood and guts spray like a fountain and then the bisected halved of his#body are pulled apart by the ropes and flop in opposite directions and he went into shock after the second strike and died by the third#thinking about how his head would so go flying if i decapitated him i want to turn him into cuts of meat so bad ...#h hey can you put your neck on this chopping block i mean wooden pillow isnt it so comfy ?#literally cannot tell you how badly ive been on edge because ive been thinking of butchering him like a pig#fucked up just wanna watch the skin split and show him just how deep the blade can go it wont be painless but ill do it so quickly that he#wont have a chance to dwell on the pain either ... baby boy i can chop you up i can fold you over like a fish and break your spine that way#i really need a big hatchet to kill him with that girl in the price of a d cup substory was stupid as hell#like she managed to drug him and all she did was take his money ? she should have hung him with a noose for a bit and then quartered him#if i managed to knock him unconscious he would not he waking up with only a headache#aughth i wish it could be as painless as possible for you i really do but i want to see his face when he realises he’s recieved a fatal#wound ... look at how deep this blade goes. this wound will not heal because you will be dead in a few moments im really sorry ! youre gonna#be dead soon and even if i stopped it wouldnt save youu so shush and let me put you out of your misery baby boy#i feel a little bit better now. sorry. i was really worked up just now
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