#(i am that freak)

[imperatoralicia]

Just having some drinks at the local saloon.

[clownsuu]

God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears

[ladysqueakinpip]

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

[skyefeys]

happy investigations port announcement

[hinamie]

make it vicious, take a stab

[cenomatic]

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[carlyraejepsans]

there is something wrong with you

there is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me

[i-love-you-just-the-same]

something I do a lot without even meaning to is call people babe, honey, sweetheart, etc, but it's usually in a context that's a joke not like just in passing etc. it's the southern or the whore in me, idk. it's not even flirty, I just do it for the silliness. but when someone does something especially nice for me I occasionally go "you're the love of my life" or "we're getting married." no idea why I chose to express myself this way, but usually it gets a blush or a giggle (very rarely do I do this to a man).

however, I would do it to simon riley.

it's some small task that would only take ten minutes max. he brought you a sandwich from the mess or he finished up a bit of paperwork for you. so you forget yourself in glee and it slips out.

"Riley, we're getting married"

he freezes as you chirp out a "thanks babe!" as an afterthought and munch while filling out a health survey.

he just stares at you, nods, and heads off. you thought that'd be the end of it until he turns up an hour later with a bountonniere and a bouquet. he shoves the later at you.

"heard you say you liked these once" he mumbles as he sits down beside you. you look up confused at him.

"Riley, what are these for?" you say with a little grin. you've never got flowers from anyone before.

"my wife gets what she wants. always." he says, placing a hand on your thigh. "c'mon. not open much longer."

your eyes widen at his words. he tugs you up and out, asking if you have anything you want to wear or should you guys stop somewhere to pick up a dress. he swears he won't look beforehand, he'll just see you at the courthouse in it. he'll pay and he's got a dinner reservation afterward, sorry it's not before! do you want to take his last name?

please, doll, call him simon.

gaz is going to do pictures and price and soap will be witnesses. he's sorry it's rushed bird, but the quicker it's official the quicker he can start his husbandly duties.

[hilacopter]

tbh ryoko kui cooked with this one why is this the funniest image I have ever seen

[fernsnailz]

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[glassclownz]

this fucker won’t let me sleep (he’s in my head trying to steal my credit card information)

[draculasdatter]

girl what kind of interview with the vampire is this

[noodles-and-tea]

Cuddly!!

[mysweetvhenan]

you're laughing? my ancient elf god ex boyfriend who i haven't seen in 10 years is showing up to my house in two weeks and you're fucking laughing?

[forgotmysword]

Not one person has mentioned marcille’s fucking breath hitch/quiver in the dub. Im literally foaming at the mouth.

[dj-of-the-coven]

I don't think kingdom hearts fans pay enough attention to the fact that in kh1 Sora literally kills himself ON SCREEN as Donald Duck and G. G. "Goofy" Goof beg him not to do it. He gives a strained fucking smile, stabs himself with a massive pointed weapon, actually literally DIES, and this happens in the same game universe as the winnie the pooh swing minigame