I look fucking great today but my muscles are so sore... yknow I bet there's enough freaks following me that we could get one person who's really weird about each specific part of me that hurts so I can get like. a full body massage all at once what do we think
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dawgggg i fuckin hate sharing the gym w men they have zero concept of gym etiquette. they never put their weights away properly and they never wipe the machines down after theyre done. today i watched a dude stick his water bottle on the only free bench press that i was about to use and then Walk Away to go take fucking selfies in front of the mirror. i gave him 2 minutes before i just moved his water bottle and started benching but then he had the Gall to come over during my set and be like “umm excuse me i was using that” bitch No The Fuck You Were Not u were busy taking pictures of ur muscles and ur stupid bucket hat. and then he didn’t even put away the weights that he’d been using before.
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I saw one tiktok yesterday of a woman having her huge, muscular 6-foot-something boyfriend lie on top of her then had an amazing dream about a great big hairy muscular man doing the same amongst various other things to me and it was so very close to being a sex dream but then my alarm went off because life is pain
It was so vivid my hands still have like muscle memory of gripping his ass and squeezing his hairy pecs and I can still feel his beard on my cheek ughhhh
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i hate it when i go to the gym and the gym goers (men) be there
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I meal prepped a bunch of burritos last night and I’m going to the gym today. James Potter has been awfully silent these last few days 👀
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You think women bringing up their bfs/hubbys is bad? Wait til you're old enough women start bringing their teenage sons.
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