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sorry for double asks :') but can you also do a white & black wolf stimboard:3 i love the videos of black & white wolves playing absbysna
Black and White Wolves Stimboard
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#wolves r so cool#.l3m st1mz#.l3m requests#thecosmiccanine#stimblr#stimboard#visual stim#stim gifs#stimming#wolves#wolf stim#animal stim#black stim#white stim#gray stim#snow stim#chess stim#spider web#brown stim
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thinking about making a pack au where they actually stick closer to hyenas than whatever the fuck they did in that episode
bc uh he-LLO? hyenas are like... one of the BIG popular matriarchal animals and we just acted like xander was all scary now? pshh. I mean he was hyenas are scary but buffy is absolutely highest rank top dog here no wayyy he'd be all scary to her since they're already y'know a "pack" of sorts. like I'm pretty sure he'd still defer to her. plus willow! her making friends with buffy first and just generally being a girl he'd rank below her as well (though I do wonder where his stance with giles would be)
and I get that xander already sorta had a new clan with the other possessed kids but even then why was HE at the top of that hierarchy?? in fact it was so barely structured at all I'm only assuming xander was a high rank bc he's just one of our mains. and the shot of them all walking ofc where he was front and center I can read basic filmmaking choices lol
but also hyenas have FRIENDS! they have cliques and groups within their own clan. isn't that so cool? why did they just disregard xander's friendship with the scoobies? I think the fact xander had friends and quite loyal ones is like important? I mean okay I suppose it's all he's in this clan now he's cut ties with the scoobies, but to me at least I think that's kinda boring haha. though actually even if xander had the support of the scoobies, with how that clan were already a group before xander and not with xander at all, he'd actually probably be like real goddamn low anyways instead of more equal like it was shown
look I really have no idea about any of this I've just been looking up hyena facts for the past hour bc I thought it was neat. I simply think they should've done more with this instead of oo look xander's all feral and evil when they literally chose hyena to be their animal. like ooookay then whateverrrr lame
#they should've just done wolves or smth why the hell did they pick hyenas if they weren't even gonna play with their more unique structure#btw PACK? not CLAN? guys seriously re see above they just wanted to be different while still riding off of wolf girls#buffy IS the leader. highest of the high. top rank here. she's the alpha female since that is apparently what they're called lol#I just don't see why xander would Act like he did in that episode if we we're going off of hyenas and not some other predator#even if we go off the idea he broke ties with the scoobs as outsider females I think both wils and buff r still doing better than him#ANYWAYS. that's my two cents this episode was silly and I wish they'd had more fun playing with the animal they chose#someone with more spotted hyena knowledge should talk to me I'd LOVE to learn more I think these animals are so fucking cool#xander harris#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#alright I did a little more googling and interesting! xander and wil might outdo buffy in the whole friendship department#so I THINK their clan WOULD have a far more level playing field simply because of how close everyone is. neat neat neat!#but buffy could still kick their asses be fr
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australia sucks i wish we had more cool large predators
#this is part joke but also not#one thing i will admire america for is their large predators#like. imagine having bears and wolves and gougers….so jealous#BOB CATS!! even coyotes r cool#lynxs r also so cool i was obsessed with them like 5 years ago#like yeah i could maybe die from them but it’s whatever#australia has. um dingoes#like.. we have a bunch of dangerous animals but i want to see a gouger
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The two wolves inside me are the aspiring author and the amateur folklorist and I swear both of them both love and hate tumblr/fandom culture sometimes
#both wolves are also asexual so that plays a role in it lollll#fandom culture#tumblr culture#folklore#real folklore#writing#media literacy#like it fascinates me and its so cool and fun but it also s t r e s s e s me out#death of the author but like what about when *i’m* the author?#and this is why i always feel the need to say ‘narratively’ and ‘narrative function’ so much in my analysis posts lol#like can you let me analyze and critique the *writing* without getting offended about your *interpretations* of your blorbo#that are not actually presented within the storytelling? Please?#Like that's a cool theory it could even make sense you can do a rewrite fanfic with that characterization#but that is not what i’m here to talk about rn!#like its fine I just think we need to be able to separate these things to have productive conversations
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Mommy I hate to be a bother but can you give me and the other bunnies a shorty of this naughty thought https://www.tumblr.com/holybibly/756656577787936768/did-the-bunnies-miss-me-have-you-been-obedient?source=share
I can't stop thinking about so please I'll even be a good bunny for you🥺🥺



Mmm, bunny, just because I love you so much. Here's a little teaser of what will soon be a full-length work, because I can't get these thoughts out of my head either.
Unholy hour of the day, my sugar fuzzies: Alpha Mommy Hwa gives his greedy wolf cubs a lesson they won't soon forget.

You were hot, too hot for you to handle; your whole body was on fire and tingling like you were in heat, and you had the feeling you could feel Seonghwa with every cell of your body. Your long velour ears were twitching slightly, and your cheeks were wet with the tears and drool that Seonghwa's long tongue had left behind as he licked the tears from your warm, flushed skin.
Your slutty bunny nature was singing with pleasure as you basked in the amount of attention that the Alpha was giving you at that very moment. You could taste the thick, rich taste of his sickly-sweet pheromones on your tongue and the wet feel of his tongue on your skin, his rough, possessive fingers digging into your flesh until it was bruised and bloodied. But it only made you more needy, your sticky, sweet slime pouring out of your hole like a waterfall, filling the whole room with the fertile, creamy scent of peaches and cream.
The rational part of you was still resisting, fighting against your strong instinct for self-preservation and morality, telling you to squeeze your legs together and cover your slutty, needy cunt. But the velvety purring of the head alpha behind your back and the pathetic whimpering of San and Wooyoung at your feet plunged you deeper and deeper into the lustful depths of pleasure, making your thoughts of virtue and modesty melt away.
The whole situation was Woosan's fault. When those seductive wolf pups invited you to play this morning, you never imagined you would end up like this—on Seonghwa's lap, wrapped in one of his luxurious fur coats and covered in jewellery from head to toe, while his huge, thick alpha-cock stretched your tiny pink cunt until it almost hurt. You writhed and cried in his arms, begging him to fuck you and satisfy your hunger and need, but your mommy was merciless, torturing you for hours on end, and not just you, if Wooyoung and San's red, painfully hard cocks pressed tightly against their tense, stained, and glistening with pre-sperm stomachs were any indication.
The viscous, clear liquid was trickling down between the reliefs of their abdominal muscles and dripping onto the floor, collecting in puddles of liquid lust between their spread thighs. And you thought for a second that maybe when it was all over, the main Alpha would make them clean up the mess with their tongues. While he will sadistically watch the wolf pups lapping up their own cooled sperm. Sometimes your mommy was very sophisticated when it came to punishing, but even that didn't stop any one of the wolves from trying to stick his dick in you up to balls.
Maybe none of this would have happened if San and Wooyoung had just fucked you or licked your pussy like they usually liked to do, but their inner instincts urged them to mate you, to make you their own. And now they were paying for their greed, fucking the air and coming dry while Seonghwa rolled your pussy on his huge cock and made them watch.
Part of you even felt sorry for them, their pretty faces covered by heavy silver snout muzzles, tight leather collars wrapped around their necks, and at the base of their dicks, the beautiful metal rings that kept their knots from swelling were glistening.
You scream, a shiver running through your entire body as the thick head of your Alpha's cock nuzzles the edge of your cervix, thanks to a particularly deep thrust. Oh God... The memories of how Mingi, Hongjoong, and Seonghwa rearranged your insides two nights ago, how they literally fucked you to the brink, come flooding back into your mind, and a new load of thick, sugary mucus spurts out of your hole. Seonghwa had been especially kind to the huge, passionate wolf that night, letting him have his way with you, but after Mingi and that daddy had fucked you almost to the point of unconsciousness. The head Alpha took you again, tied you up with his knot, and fucked you at a brutal animal pace, folding you in half so that your legs were pressed against the sides of your head.
Your mommy had fucked you countless times—in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening, at night—pulling you onto his cock like a glove, but you still couldn't get used to the size of it. It felt like his cock was getting bigger with each session, more veins showing on the heavy velvety length and his thick knot practically tearing you in half as he fucked you like an animal. Stuffing you with his cock and pouring so much cum into you that your belly swelled like you were in the early stages of pregnancy.
Seonghwa's appetite for you was insatiable. Everyone in the house, including Hongjoong, had to remember that you belonged to him and only to him. And if the sore, raw, never-healing bite on your neck wasn't enough to make everyone understand that, Seonghwa would always give them an object lesson.
The Alpha's fur coat was too heavy for you to carry, but Seonghwa had recently taken to dressing you up in it. Naked in his luxurious coat and draped in tonnes of jewellery was his favourite look on you. At the moment, you had a diamond collar around your neck that clearly indicated who you belonged to; it was restricting your breathing almost as much as the Alpha's long, skilled tongue in your throat.
A pathetic wail caused Seonghwa to tear his lips away from yours and turn his attention to the moaning, writhing mess at your feet. San and Wooyoung were tense to the breaking point. You could see their muscles twitching and contracting beneath their golden, sweat-soaked skin, their tongues tracing the metal bars of their muzzles, and the veins in their necks bulging as the Alpha tightened their leashes.
"Have a look at the pretty cunt my little sugar thing has." Hwa purred softly, sliding his hand down your body until his long fingers parted your labia as he exposed your tiny hole stretched around his cock to the greedy, dark gaze of the wolf pups. The soft, wet edge of your entrance clung to Seonghwa's knot with every deep thrust he gave it.
"A-a-alpha, please..." You whine, clutching your hand to Seonghwa's wrist as he continues to hold your pussy open and vulnerable.
The deep, dark growl of the wolf pups echoes with the smug, dark laughter of the alpha leader, and you instinctively cringe at the terrifying, vibrating sound that shakes San and Wooyoung's chests as they bare their sharp teeth and dig their claws into the dark parquet, leaving long, jagged stripes on the expensive wood.
His fingers release your labia, only to slap the palm of his hand hard against your clit, causing you to squeal and squirt around his cock. The walls of your pussyclench together to hold Seonghwa's hot, smooth length inside of you, and copious amounts of clear liquid spurt out of your hole onto the floor as he continues to slide in and out.
"All this is mine." Seonghwa growls in a low voice, his mouth sinking into the raw bite on your neck, only to suckle it roughly.
Another growl is elicited from San and Wooyoung, and the Alpha licks your skin one last time before he turns his attention to the cubs.
"Impatient, greedy bastards." Hwa's long fingers tangle in Wooyoung's silky, two-toned hair, squeezing and pulling his face down on your pussy with great force, almost burying his pretty face in your folds, but the snout prevents Woo from getting what he craves so much. His luxurious, fluffy tail whips out behind him as he smells the rich scent of your slick, and he moans loudly, his whole body shaking as if he has a fever. The need to fuck you, to breed you, to fill you with his cum until your pussy is warm and saturated with all his cum drives him literally crazy. He arched his back to press himself even closer to you, even though Seonghwa's cock was still deep inside you, so deep that Wooyoung could see it bulging out on your stomach.
San's no better, rolling his hips and fucking the air, hoping for relief; his sharp cat eyes focused on you, catching your every reaction like his life depended on it. And when streams of milk start running down your body, flowing freely from your breasts, his tongue hangs from his mouth, and his breathing becomes laboured.
"Mmm, Sannie, you want to have a feel of our little fluff too, don't you? Come here." Seonghwa grumbles and yanks hard on San's leash until there is another adorable face right next to your cunt. Your mommy's fingers slide between your folds again, rubbing the sticky slime all over your pussy, and then he brings his dirty fingers to your mouth, and you obediently open your lips for him, allowing him to push them into your mouth.
Another moan, mixed with a growl, escapes from Wooyoung and San at the sight of your little tongue swirling around those long, slippery appendages, and the main Alpha moans in satisfaction.
"Look how desperate you are; you want to try it too, don't you? You want to eat MY bunny's sweet, sticky snatch, don't you?" The wolf cubs nod their heads in desperation, their muzzles almost bumping into each other. "You'd have to do better than that if you want me to let you do that, you little bitches. For now, all you can do is sit back and enjoy the show."
#ateez smut#kpop smut#ateez x reader#ateez imagines#ateez fanfic#atz smut#smut#wooyoung smut#wooyoung x reader#ateez unholy hours#ateez fanfiction#ateez scenarios#ateez hard thoughts#ateez hard hours#jung wooyoung smut#jung wooyoung x reader#seonghwa smut#seonghwa x reader#san smut#san x reader#choi san smut#park seonghwa smut
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On one hand I don't use social media that much which is great. On the other hand, it's not a choice. So many red triangles. So many Palestine flags which isn't the problem but every person who has one has said some antisemitic shit. So many bios supporting Hamas to spite us. Just antisemitism everywhere. Can't enjoy fandom. Can't enjoy the internet at all.
I can't even linger in online Jewish spaces because we're all suffering right now. You go on R/Jewish and you see that someone had their apartment broken into just for being a Jew. It drains the life outta me. But like. No one else cares so the least I can do is take notice right? Because we're in this together.
Once in a while I'll come across Jews saying that "it's just the loud minority. the majority don't hate us" and it really bothers me. The world forced me into something different post October 7th. I have no friends. Everyone around me is antisemitic one way or the other. I can't enjoy or partake in my hobbies or properly socialize because antisemitism is everywhere. That person at work has some Palestine stickers and you can't tell if they're dangerous or not. The person you thought was cool just started ranting about Israel sounding exactly like a right wing wacko. That person I just met and wanted to become friends with uses Zionist as a slur for Jews. People are still destroying posters of the hostages and putting Hamas shit over the most simple "Antisemitism isn't cool" stuff. I can't exist in spaces for minorities despite being different minorities. I can never go to Pride parades because it's unsafe to go around (anywhere tbh) identifying yourself as a Jew. I had to remove myself from all my gay friends because all of them turned Hamas supporters overnight (being regular antisemitic wasn't enough - they had to go overboard and stan terrorist groups). I can't be in community with other minorities because in my experience other minorities are choosing to be extra antisemitic because regular antisemitism isn't enough. They either forced me out or showed me who they really are. A random friend of a friend has a necklace of the outline of Israel titled Palestine. Death to Israel which means death to half the world's Jewish population means nothing now. It's just some casual fun slogan because our deaths mean as much as our lives: we're all so completely worthless to them.
So I have a hard time believing it's just a small minority when everyone threw us to the wolves. I am forced to interact with people who immediately make antisemitic conspiracy theories about anything Jewish. Something Jewish is briefly mentioned in a movie or cartoon? It's the Zio agenda. A Jew plays a small role? The Zionist machine strikes again. A JEW EXISTS? A Zio's attempt to hurt Palestinians. I know of people wanting to boycott the Brutalist. "The Brutalist would be a 10 out of 10 if it didn't mention Israel or have Hebrew".
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#jewish vents#antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#i/p#antisemitism on tumblr#israel#antisemitism on campus
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MAD SCIENTIST X FRANKENSTEIN CONNY
warnings: nsfw-nacrophilia (being frank -no pun intended- he’s literally frankenstein..and frankenstein is a walking corpse so i’ll see you in the next fic if you don't like this series!)
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Sparks of electricity went flying throughout the chambers of your laboratory, hidden in the mountains of Transylvania, sparks and plugs were connected to the cool metal table that contrasted to your warm, brown skin. Who would’ve thought a girl as soft and plump as you could possibly have mad and deranged tendencies.
The night was too fresh and quiet which birthed an eerie feeling, which held hands with the thick fog that was all around knew something was bound to happen. Luckily, were used to this cemetery, because you thought that cemetery walks were best at night especially alone with nothing but a shovel in hand and cherry bubble gum in the other.It’s wrapper fell to the ground, scent still lingering as your brown,polished red fingers grabbed the shovel with precision and aimed straight for the mound of dirt that sat before you, almost twice your size.And without a thought, you heaved up as much dirt as your body could carry, your once white lab coat was now stained brown, and sweat spilled over your knitted brows, threatening to fall into your eyes, your abandoned blood red heels laid beside you, almost giving you the companionship that you begged for, feet only covered by the thin material of your lace pantyhose. Being alone didn’t mean you weren’t allowed to wear lingerie under your laboratory coat..What felt like hours passed by before dirt no longer allowed itself to pour into the metal shovel, and you were met with a clank instead. The sound alarmed you, and the crows above your head watching in curiosity were sent into a flying frenzy, flocking to nowhere and everywhere all at once. Their crows and thunderous wings almost dimmed the sound of the shovel which met the ground with a thud, and a sigh from the scientist to match.
She wipped her hands into her coat,the only thing that provided her warmth at this hour and she fell to her knees.Her dark brown tresses fell to her shoulders, framing her face as her dove eyes interlocked with those that were shut behind the glass of the casket. One wrong hit from the shovel would’ve caused damage to his beautiful resting face, and even more beautiful home. His casket was trimmed with dark purple velvet strands and the glass that revealed his face, or what it once was, happened to be encased by black cedar wood. Her hands ran itself against the smooth but strangely warm material, she pushed her glasses up in pity for the young man who slept eternally too soon,and sounded out the letters that formed themselves underneath her fingertips, the moon refusing to share enough light to see.. “C..o…n..s..t..ance?” She questioned, brows coming together, almost as if they were agreeing with the thoughts in her head. “What a feminine name for such a handsome young man”.. As she angled her head to the left, the moon gifted her with a sliver of light, just enough to read the last name.
“R. Springer” she breathed out effortlessly, the name rolling off of her tongue as if it was engraved there. “Constance..con-Conny! That’s what I’ll call you my handsome boy..” The smile that grew on her black lined lips was bright enough to convince a blind man that the sun had risen, the blood flushed through her body as her face and hands warmed up, adrenaline giving her the strength of about ten men which allowed her to lift of the casket with ease, and roll it to her wo-mansion on her remote controlled cart that she had created to levy the bodies of men that never made it past the security system, guarded by wolves, and other various poisons and plants. She couldn’t have been more thankful for their intrusions in this moment though, because their hearts would be the reason her beloved would have a new one..
#black reader#black coded reader#iwanty0uu#fem reader#attack on titan#aot x y/n#aot fanfiction#aot x black reader#connie x black reader#aot connie#connie x black y/n#connie smut#connie springer#black tumblr#black women#x black fem reader#x fem reader#poc reader#black fem reader#x black reader#connie x you#connie springer x reader#connie x reader smut#aot x you#aot x reader#aot x black y/n#aot smut#mad scientist#mad science#frankenstein
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introduction to the WORMS IN MY BRAIN jk this is a modern fantasy au for baldurs gate 3 plain text and more info under the cut
intro to the au, forewarning i haven't done much research, and my first playthrough of the game isn't done yet (I AM in act three tho I swear 2/3rds of the three guys r dealt with and so is cazador.) keep in mind i have no idea what i'm doing.
the mindflayer stuff is like. an experimental implant they all dubiously agreed to without all the info. extra enhancements (like the other tadpoles in game) are like drugs, and they appear once weekly at everyone's doors whether they want it or not. initial implant stabilizes Karlach's engine, helps with Astarion's vampire stuff, etc. etc. and the extras just feel good to use, it's addictive.
all of them are in a support group together meant to encourage them to stay clean from the extra tadpoles. time they've spent with the group varies.
there WILL be more detailed posts for them later, i have a lot of thoughts on Karlach and Wyll especially. implied/possible shadowzel and wyllstarion. my tav will be present, this is very self indulgent and i am in lesbians with Karlach.
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KARLACH
6'11" - 7'
construction worker.
her first job was disastrous.
foreman Goretash pushed her into dangerous situations that she felt pressured to be in because she was the newbie.
things went wrong with the electrical on the job site, landing her in the hospital with a near-fatal heart problem.
but good* news! avernus co. offered her a mechanical heart for the low, low price of a ten year work contract! (strings attached.)
she's out of the contract now, and avernus co. is refusing to maintain her heart (and the other "upgrades" they gave her without consent.)
still in construction, unionized and a loud advocate for workers rights.
can't do caffeine. her coffee order is a creamy chocolate chill from TImothy Horthingtons.
favourite board game is ticket to ride or uno, surprisingly mean and competitive in games.
SHADOWHEART
5'6"
works at hot topic (emo)
just got out of the commune, full swing edgy phase and does NOT know how un-niche her music is yet (please don't tell her)(she might cry)
"adopted" by Shar's cult when she was little, doesn't remember much before or after that beyond what other members told her.
dissecting her faith.
roommates with Lae'zel. (they hate each other)
"roommates" with Lae'zel also. (they still hate each other) (kinda)
rps her fursona COOL CAT CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL online.
very afraid of wolves which does include sparkledogs and makes rp super difficult.
her favourite board game is catan or any ttrpg.
if asked, her coffee order is "black, like my tortured soul" but she actually gets a vanilla latte with extra syrup and sweet foam. (oat milk because regular makes her tummy hurt)
LAE'ZEL
5'7" and gods does she ever hold that extra inch over Shadowheart.
works as a personal trainer, her clients are scared of her which makes her VERY effective for the right people.
insults clients, perfectionist.
mommy issues x100
the creche has a very community/it takes a village style of raising but they do a really bad job.
she wants to be the BEST of her siblings, doesn't take failure well.
loves competitive solo sports, hiking, marathons, bouldering, boxing, etc. etc.
delights in pushing Shadowheart's buttons.
she doesn't drink coffee, her order is a smoothie.
willingly drinks the ones with kale like a CRAZY PERSON.
favourite board game is chess and while she is good at it she is a SORE loser.
WYLL
6'1"
used to work for avernus co. and now works a much quieter, mostly Mizora-free job at an elementary school.
the students favourite gym teacher.
estranged from his dad after a huge, explosive misunderstanding re: the very un-HR Mizora incident(s)
likes Go Fish and cribbage, but he's happy playing any board game the others suggest.
generally just happy to be here.
coffee of choice is an americano with a shot of apple cinnamon syrup.
loves knitting.
definitely not crushing on Astarion whaaat crazyyyy.....
his watch is from his dad. he looks at it when he misses him.
misses him a lot.
ASTARION
5'9"
former troubled teen kicked out by his rich parents.
Cazador was a "pastor" that took him under his wing and adopted him into his group home (for a price)
in debt to him now and can't outrun it.
has two jobs.
works at Olive Garden, HATES IT.
works at (insert coffee shop chain here) ALSO HATES IT.
somehow has a very popular aesthetic tumblr blog in the year of our lord 20XX
coffee order is an iced caramel latte (sometimes gets strawberry/cherry/raspberry syrup to make his pictures cooler)
his favourite board game is monopoly (he steals from the bank) but he DESPISES cheaters edition because that "takes all the fun out of it"
Wyll's feelings are mutual and he knows about them but he's too insecure to talk to Wyll about it (nerd)
GALE
5'11"
unemployed, formerly university librarian/professor.
is not over his ex, will not be over his ex for the foreseeable future.
eventually goes to a new university to teach tho.
zero rizz, this man uses mage hand to play wizard wonderwall while concentrating very hard and that makes him look constipated sorry Gale likers.
has a part time job at a Barnabus and Noblemans before going to the new university.
commissioned Wyll to make his sweater vest in affront-to-the-gods purple.
wrote some very prolific papers in the wizard community.
coffee order is matcha or a mocha
favourite board game is clue. he gets really into it.
#:) art tag#snuurps bg3 au#baldurs gate 3#bg3#karlach#astarion#shadowheart#wyll#laezel#gale#digital art#baldurs gate 3 au#implied shadowzel#implied wyllstarion#shadowzel#wyllstarion#gales alone guys sorry he needs to work on himself and maybe learn a better song on guitar#astarion ancunin#karlach cliffgate#gale dekarios#wyll ravengard#im tagging this with everything sowwy#baldurs gate 3 fanart
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Episode One this is single-handedly bringing back my obsession even though it never left
- its 2022. Why is everyone freaked out bc a girl wears all black. Like people do that on a daily basis nowadays
- PUGSLEY POOR GUY :(
- “I want names” didn’t you JUST see them walking away from the locker
- Stop shoving him in a locker tied up is actually so mean wtf
- I see people use this piranha scene as justification that she’d be okay with murder, but really it’s justification that she wouldn’t be okay with people hurting her friends and those she cares about AT ALL. She’s trying to KILL these guys just for bullying their brother. Imagine what she’d do to Tyler for hurting Eugene and Enid.
- The intro is SO fucking cool
- Emma was so far down on the list of actors and now my girl is #3 behind Jenna and buscemi. She’s a main character now B)
- If I were Wednesday I’d be pissed too. I CANT with the parents. Like I love you but RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER 😭
- It’s five minutes in and I have so many notes
- Have to say again with the “terrible, they’d know I didn’t get the job done” that Wednesday is MORBID, not okay with murder unless she deems the person deserves it
- Ergh there is clearly so much discrimination against outcasts
- Weems and morticia r lowkey giving homoerotic rivalry…
- I FORGOT HOW FUNNY WEDNESDAY IS
- I genuinely can’t even like… I CANT WHY DID WEEMS PAIR HER WITH ENID 😭
- Guys Enid is SO cute holy fuck. She is UNPHASED bro, she’s just so excited to have a roommate she’s so cute I’m sobbing. She just wanted to accept Wednesday.
- YALL WHEN THEYRE WALKING DOWN THE STEPS WEDNESDAY LITERALLY GRAVITATES TOWARDS ENID. LITERALLY RUNS INTO HER
- Wednesday just lies about killing two kids to Enid and Enid just moved on like nothing happened.
- Also HELLO? THEIR BANTER? Enid takes NO shit 😭
- Hmm part of me wonders if those wolves howling were making fun of Enid.
- They’re literally leaning into each other wha
- “You better watch your back” and Wednesday is behind her that’s so funny
- How do you go from “cute but clueless” to “obsessed” enjax was lowkey forced whereas wenclair had chemistry from the beginning
- AW PUGSLEY HES SO CUTE
- Wednesday being a housewife will NEVER make sense
- I know people hate the relationship between Wednesday and morticia but it’s very realistic. You can easily tell they still love each other despite the harsh words.
- YEESH THE HYDE TORE HIM APART (I think this works with my theory that the more Tyler is aware of the Hyde, the more controlled his attacks get. Which also means that he knew what he was doing when he killed Kinbott, leaving her alive to taste her fear. And he knew what he was doing in the forest when he tried to kill Wednesday and nearly attacked his father)
- WENCLAIR FIGHT THEYRE SO FUNNY TOGETHER THEY ARGUE LIKE AN OLD COUPLE
- when did Wednesday check out enid’s blog. How and why.
- THE LITTLE SCOFF BEFORE “you mean emojis?”
- Enid huffing is crazy girly is ANGRY
- The way they just stare each other down is crazy wenclair is SO full of banter I forgot how hilarious they are
- ENID SIDE EYES WEDNESDAY SO MUCH
- Bianca lowkey eating everyone up…
- Bianca is so aggressive in her fighting style, whereas Wednesday is precise. It’s really cool
- THE GASPING IN THE BACKGROUND AFTER “let’s see if you bleed in black and white.”
- Xavier scoffs so much in this show and every time he does it lowkey makes me hate him more
- “No good deed goes unpunished” okay elphaba
- Girly was smiling when she was about to die.
- DUDE WHY WAS XAVIER LEANING OVER HER? WHO DOES THAT? JUST SIT DOWN NEXT TO HER.
- “Call it instinct” shut up actually
- Bro she had NO clue who Xavier was 😭
- It bothers me that ppl think she cared Xavier was in the coffin. She just wanted to see the godmother come back to life fr
- THING HAHA MY FAV
- I would be flabbergasted if my therapist read the equivalent of my journal before our sessions. She never should have been sent that.
- Ergh Tyler…
- The deep voice lowkey sounds really forced, idk what it is about Tyler’s voice but it bugs me. I think it’s the way his lines always kinda have the same delivery.
- Twenty bucks when he probably makes that in like half a day of work 😭
- The pilgrims look like such dorks bro who are they tryna scare 💀
- Why are they asking her if she’s “been with a normie” that’s so weird
- “THIS LITTLE THING TOOK DOWN THREE BOYS???” HELP
- Her playing with the necklace means everything to me
- Damn the hiker was the third victim
- The sheet music doesn’t match what she was playing but that doesn’t rly matter
- Love that enid went from disgusted to things bff
- Their roof scene is so meaningful to me. They work so well together. Enid doesn’t need anyone but Wednesday and Wednesday doesn’t need anyone but Enid. Enid teaches her how to relate to others and feel empathy and Wednesday teaches Enid to unapologetically be herself.
- Nero :(
- Them bonding is so cute 😭 this is rekindling my obsession
- Notice the immediate disrespect from Tyler but Enid gets close with thing so quickly
- Damn Enid is suspicious. Bro has some killer instincts
- “Hint taken” and Xavier proceeds to KEEP talking to her
- So Wednesday gives Tyler a time and place and you’re telling me it’s just a coincidence that those three pilgrims show up at that exact time at place? Literally there WAITING? No way. Tyler had to have told them, sorry about it.
- I lowkey feel bad for Weems. She’s a little controversial but she was just trying to do her best for nevermore
- Nah man that was an absolute ploy. There’s no way they just happened to know where to be. Tyler was trying to keep her from leaving. He already knew who she was by then and that they needed her.
- Rowan was so conflicted he didn’t deserve to die. He was just trying to protect people
- The way she scrambled over to him even after he tried to kill her :(
- YALL I LOVE THIS SHOW WTF 😭
#wednesday#netflix#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#wenclair#wednesday series#wednesday netflix#tyler galpin#xavier thorpe#bianca barclay
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The Motherfucking Consequence aka Dark Age thoughts
holy SHIT
holy FUCK
I was just up until 4AM finishing this book
It was so...........GOOD
Nearly flawless!
The CAST!
The PLOT!
THE STAKES!
DARRRRROOOWWWWW
ok spoilers under the cut bitches
I have been left in the crumpled ruins of this book
where do I begin, like where do I even START
Ok ok ok holy fuck I'm already cackling
The first part was PERFECTION. Back and forth with Darrow and Lysander.
HERE I AM YOU DEVIANT BITCH. THE MOTHERFUCKING CONSEQUENCE
DARROW YES THIS IS WHAT I LOVE TO SEE
The Storm Gods and Orion (r.i.p baby girl) and Lysander describing Darrow as he comes to battle
GOOSIES BITCH
"If you hear wolves, find me. Only a legion accompanying the Slave King is permitted the howl. If you hear it, he is coming."
How the howls announce Darrow and Lysander describing how Darrow fights is CRAZZZYYYY Like he knows where a strike is coming without having to see it
Lysander watching Darrow carve his way through the troops like a DARK SOULS BOSS
Then Darrow is gone as quick as he came after destroying everything in his path
Lysander being Mr. "The Genius of His Violence" talking about Darrow XD
*Beginning of next chapter*
D A R R O W
"We brush away light resistance."
LMMMFFAAAOOOOO ok go off king
Seeing Darrow at the peak of his fighting is SO COOL to see.
I made an audiobook bookmark cackling at someone calling Apple a muscled walking penis LMAO
Ephraim was SO enjoyable. His chapters were so much more lighthearted and funny even though the content of his chapters was not (VOLSUNG FAAAA holy fuck).
"Someone starts to say Freihild is deft in all things. Yeah yeah shutup." lmmaaooooo
R.I.P Eph
Especially right after he was able to reunite with Volga....
And PAX PILOTING THAT AIRSHIP and the people of Mars being ride or dies for Reaper is so so fucking good
SO GOOD
I had goosies
Lyria's story was much better this time around (lmfao when she was playing stupid to get close to Duncan by grinding on his dick LMAO and then she literally dunked him in acid) as she was one of my complaints from Iron Gold. But she, Victra and Volga were great. And that...parasite? In her brain wtf it can detects like heat signatures but I have no clue it's purpose.
Victra is such an interesting character because I go back and forth on her a lot. I still don't understand how she and Sevro work. Sometimes I'm like FUCK YES GO VICTRA
Like when she was unleashed after her baby was killed (omfg) and she was just POUNCING on people and killing and tearing and I was like YEEEEESS VICTRA BITCH GO GO GO GOGOG OGG OGOG O!!!!!
But then when she was acting nuts after Electra and Pax were first taken I was like
Harmony finally dying A+
I can't believe how far gone and radical she was (the child wives WTFFFF)
Volsung Fa being Ragnar's father I did not see coming. I want him vs Darrow so bad
I want Darrow vs anybody so bad tbh
I love when Darrow wins *cries in Dark Age*
r.i.p Sefi she got fucked up bad and it's nuts that all it took was someone like Volsung Fa to completely take over the Obsidians and make them hungry for war again. I'm very curious his part in the story and what his plans are. He wants war on everyone so....what? So Obsidian can rule? I think they will be a huge factor turning the tides of the war.
LYSANDER. He's a great character but I hate him. I understand what he's trying to say the Pierce Brown has done a very good job with finding nuance in the ways that others look at Darrow and how he can be perceived as a villain.
BUT IM STILL TEAM REAPER BEETCHES IF YOU'RE ON ANY OTHER TEAM BLOCK ME
TEAM REAP 5EVA
He wants Gold to rule again, to "sheppard" the other colors because they're incapable of being on their own in his view. He wants the society back but with more checks on power but as we've seen, most Golds are not capable of that.
So like...what do we do? We either have them in power or kill all of them? What's the medium? Where does this war END? HOW? Then at the end when all hope is lost, when he MORTALLY WOUNDS Darrow (I was SCREAMINGgGGGGG) and CASSIUS?
CASSIUS?
BRO where WERE you
wtf!!! he's pops up like "lol brooding again huh" while Darrow has a slingblade sticking out of his body with no hope left
The legend of Darrow grows, the weight of his name as Reaper and the gravity of battles when he's on the field is AMAZING. I love it i love him so much please let him survive through this series he deserves HAPPINESS
"I would die for the truth that all men are created equal."
my king
Pax slowly understanding the burden on his father is a nice touch and Electra is just like her parents lmao a little helion
YO THE COUP
When Virginia was like *squints around* something is wrong
and whenever Pierce Brown has one of his characters say something is wrong then something is REALLY FUCKING WRONG
They killed DAXXOOOOO nooooooooo and Dancer too *sits silently*
Here's the thing, Dancer wasn't on Virginia's side until he had to be and I don't like that. I feel like...he wasn't meant to be written to be unlikeable but I haven't liked him in Iron Gold or here in Dark Age
Good riddance Red Hand
I have no idea what's going to happen in Light bringer but I'm going to start it tonight, godspeed my goodman
ps GOOSIES when Mars formed that slingblade and Virginia was like "Mars endures." yo Mars is the GOAT
pss Diomedes im super interested in, he seems honorable and Cassius is alive so...ALLLLYYY??????? pls pls pls pls pls
YO ATLANTIA IS FUCKING NUTS
so is Lysander
so is Apple
so is Ajax
r these people ok
because they're all barely held together by a single string
not sure how I feel about the Jackal clone tbh but Lilath is also nuts
*sits up suddenly*
WAIT WHERE IS SEVRO
I wish we had more of Ephraim in the future tbh...
#red rising#red rising series#dark age#pierce brown#darrow#darrow of lykos#darrow au andromedus#the reaper of mars#volga#sefi#volsung fa#cassius au bellona#virginia au augustus#atlas au raa#lysander au lune#diomedes au raa#victra au barca#sevro#sevro au barca#victra au julii#lyria of lagalos#ephraim ti horn
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Inebriated words are sober thoughts
College!Ellie AU, Hockeyplayer!Ellie AU, weed, alcohol, sex, head (r!receiving), fingering (r!receiving), vibrator, strap on, readers besties with Jesse and maybe you hooked up with him, smut with a little plot
Minors dni!
The room was loud and colorful, friends and family crowding around typical party games. You’d said hi to so many people already, just to get dumped for a conversation with someone else. It was hell in a way. Music blared over conversations with no sign of stopping soon. This annoyed our best hockey player, Ellie. The girl who sat in the corner with her Aunt Maria. In your mind she was always such a moody kind of person. In a menacing sort of way. Like it was dangerous to like her. To be friends with her. Even revolving in a similar circle of friends could get your ass beat if a fight were to break out. She was a bad idea in general. She was hot though. Anyone would say the same for the auburn headed girl on the Wyoming Wolves college hockey team. She was the very reasons a huge party had been thrown. Everyone was enjoying this except her. The same girl who’s won us regionals and sent the team off to state. Typical. You’d assumed she was just antisocial, to be fair so were you sometimes. But… this was a more sour mood. However, you had a slight idea why. It was well known that Ellie and Cat had dated and had a rough falling out… the same Cat that you were actively talking to. Her being pissed at you is sugar coating it really. Any time you glanced her way, her eyes were staring daggers at you. Your eyes immediately shoot down to your feet when your savior Jesse arrives, pulling you into the crowd and to a quieter room. You stare at him thankful and tired.
“Thank fuck… whereve you been you sonofa b-“ he covers your mouth, trying not to draw attention of the other adults in the room. You warily looked around and saw many parents having coffee, catching up on the latest football matches, the works.
“Don’t be mad.” He grinned, slipping a poorly rolled blunt out of his sleeve. “Anything works right?” You eyed the adults in the room, consumed by their own companionship. Slowly your eyes shift back to him as you hit him in the shoulder.
“fuck yes.” You whispered, quickly shoving him out to the back door to ‘go on a walk’ for the next 20 minutes. This was your favorite kind of night. The kinds where you can find at the best people to talk to with one unifying factor.
Alcohol and weed was abundant in college.
Small groups there doing shots, others tossing pens around like the football teams newest slut, and many, many blunt rotations. 20 minutes later you stumble back in behind Jesse, to which he caught you, awkwardly shying away. You turned only to see Ellie staring at you again… differently. You shivered and immediately went to go get a drink. Compared to the cool weather outside, the fraternity’s golphing house was hot as hell. Cottonmouth had struck again. Quickly finding your way to the drinks, you reach for your favorite drink when you're high, Gatorade. You frown when a tattooed wrist and hand reaches down for the same flavor. Your throat immediately seems drier, fuck you were too high.
Fuck fuck fuuuuuuuucccck.
You immediately back off, letting Ellie take the drink. “Sorry-“ you mumbled, as she stared unwavering. How long had it been? 10 seconds? 20? You can’t remember, you can only remember her. Maybe flirting several days prior was a bad idea.
“No it’s fine-“ she holds the drink you to you. “I heard your speech earlier this week, it was good.” When the fuck was Ellie into marine biology??? You nod slowly before snapping out of your haze.
“Sorry, yes uh- thank you” you felt dizzy now, heart beating dangerously fast. No biggie. “You scored the last three winning points, you won the championship.” You pause smiling, “for the best player and stuff.” You grin, feeling sheepish again. She was indeed attractive… in a strong kind of way. Menacing in a hot way. Her brows furrowed.
“You think im the best?” She asked in a sarcastically flattered kind of way. Fuck she was hot. You giggle nervously. Get away like now. You shied away, stumbling backwards, thankful that someone called her elsewhere. She didn’t leave without eyeing you up and down. You swear your heart fell out of your ass when you realized you were wearing one of Jesse’s old hockey jerseys with his number on it.
So maybe in your close time with Jesse you’d had a few flings. What could you say? Hockey players are hot.
The night was a blur, talking to people, hiding from Ellie, walking outside with hopes that the frigid air would sober you up, hiding in the bathroom. A loop. Around 12:35-ish you stumbled into a dark hallway, slumping against a wall. Your eyes were puffy, you’d spent all night acting sober to parents and counselors, and did so in brightly lit rooms, you felt hot and stuffy. Footsteps echoed from the front door, blowing in a cold breeze that soothed the heat. You let out a soft groan, “fuuuuuccccck-“ rubbing your eyes and neck, savoring the coolness of your skin.
“Cold?” the person asked, apparently they’d decided to stick around in the dim hallway.
“Fuck yes- are you not?” You mumbled back, rubbing your neck, eyes still closed.
“Winners don’t get cold-“ the person teased. The voice sounded nice. Sharp but in the softest way possible. Your words in your head finally caught up to you -Ellie. Your head whips up, staring right into the piercing green eyes that had been eyeing you all night.
“Sorry-“ you mumbled, “I’m high.” You stand up fully and realize. She’s taller than you by a few inches. Shit. She smirked, putting the back of her hand on your forehead.
“You do feel hot.” She murmurs, guiding you outside and to another dorm room. She rooms with Abby but as far as you both knew she was blackout drunk on the couch at another party.
“Come lay down okay?” She tuts, eyeing you before slowly leaving to go resume the party in her honor. You then spend the next ten minutes trying to find her phone number in the sea of text in your college group chat and when you can’t, you swing out of her bed and back to the party, being slightly more functional. Fifteen minutes later, you feel an arm snake around your waist. Ellie. A softer thought of her. “Did you green out?”
“Thought I was gonna get laid again.” You mumbled without thinking.
“Oh really… that why you were slung on Jesse’s shoulder earlier?” Your eyes shoot to the floor. “Right.” She whispers. “He went with the boys to the ice rink to play some celebratory hockey. Besides…” she turns you towards her. “ We should talk. You can stave off being a whore right?.” She teased again. You felt so embarrassed to be referred to in a vulgar manner. Shrugging, you slipped out of her grasp and outside, feeling your temperature ease. She’s right behind you though, a hand eventually pushing you by the small of your back in the direction of her room. You felt blissed out. Comforted by her. You didn’t reject when she invited you inside, offering you a drink as you slumped on the couch. You lazily nod and soon a nice cold glass of juice is brought to you in a mug. You eye her afterwards, “Apple Juice?” You giggle and she immediately smiles. After a while a movie was turned on, and you slot yourself by Ellie on her couch. The movie was long forgotten, something about a sassy fox stealing from old rich men and destroying things in the process. You were busy staring at her. “ Wanna talk princess?” You wrinkled your nose.
“Don’t call me that.” You mumble. She smirks and mutes the movie, turning fully towards you, almost crawling towards you.
“So stubborn.” She slowly, oh so slowly, pushes you back. “Are you okay with this?” She murmured, ready to pull away in the blink of an eye. You nod a little too fast. “Words baby.”
“Please Ellie.” She smirks, laying you on your back, running a hand over your hip and up to your ribcage.
“Sweet.” Her eyes narrow closing the small gap between the two of you with a dry mouthed kiss. Pulling back after realizing, she took several gulps of Gatorade, offering you some smirking. “Gatorades for winners.” She teases. You go to shove her shoulder playfully but she catches it, pulling it and licking the spilt liquid on your hand. You gasp and she takes the initiative to lean forward and kiss you again, her wet, cool tongue sliding over your own. The breath has been knocked out of you. Fuuuuccckkkk.
“You're alright.” She tuts, dragging you down by her knees. “Wanna know a secret?” Of course, you nod and she pokes out her tongue to show off a small ball. A piercing.
Your face reddens and your arms immediately cross your boobs, even though you were still fully clothed. She raised an eyebrow and gently pulled your arms away, sliding layer by layer off.
“Feel okay?” You nod, smiling at her consideration. Her eyes narrow as she finds the reason you’d been covering yourself. Two little balls on either side of each nipple. Ellie could’ve come right then and there. Gingerly, she takes one between her thumb and index, rolling the bud back and forth. You on the other hand were shaking and whining in pure ecstasy from it. “You don’t do this too often do you?” You shook your head no gently.
“Not with a girl before.” You murmured, panting as your eyelids fluttered. A flip switched in her head and she was immediately softer. She wanted your first time with a girl to be ruined for all other girls.
“Oh baby-“ her voice was syrupy and doting in all the right ways. “Am I just a dip in the water to you?” She teased, pulling a piercing gently. A quick shake of your head and some begging turned her legs into jelly. “Like that’s huh?”
“Hah- feels so good- Ells- fuck” you whined, grasping for any control you had left.
“You’ll get what you want. Just let me have my fun first okay?” She murmured, tracing a peaked bud gently with the pad of her finger. You again nod in submission, waiting for her to advance again in this fucked up game of chase. “Good girl-“ her voice vibrated in the shell of your ear. Fuck. Your mind was mush, begging for her.
“Ells- please” you clawed at her sweatshirt, which she ever so slowly took off. Bruises and scars from hockey and on the ice fist fights littered her skin ever so often. She was lean, yet so damn sturdy. Strong was the best way to sum her up now. “Wanna see you.” You whine, to which she quickly picks you up and carries you off to her bed. You felt so special being in her room. No one ever did. It felt like you were doing something taboo. She gently set you in the center of her bed, hands tugging softly at your pants.
“Want these off?” She grinned, knowing any answer would be a version of yes. What she didn’t expect was a little sigh to escape you. Then it dawned on her. You were still very high. Well lucky her. Without waiting another second she had your pants off, the pad of her thumb circling over your clit through your lace underwear. You hadn’t intended on really making it this far and didn’t think about the color or type of underwear it was. However now there was a horny teenage girl between your legs begging to touch you. Softly of course. Between gasp your hands gently pull her hair and guide her face to your mouth. “Good girl,” she mumbled.
“Ells… wanna feel you… now” you whispered to her in a soft whiny voice. Her heart naturally melted as you lay, limbs tangled like that of a newborn deer.
“Alright baby, take a chill” she murmured to you, wrapping her soft, slightly chapped pink lips around one of your nipples. A sharp gasp arose from your throat and Ellie’s eyes nearly rolled back. She loves hearing you. So pretty for her. All sprawled out and high in her bed. “Wanna feel these?” She murmurs, wiggling her fingers. You whine and sit up to paw and pull at her arm. She spat with a air of superiority, “words baby.”
“Please Ells wanna feel your fingers please,please,plea-“ you were shushed with a hand on your mouth as Ellie pushed you back down nodding.
“Alright baby.” She smiled, cupping your cheek. Her fingers press gingerly to the now soaked lace and she smiles, prying the fabric away from your stick folds. “All wet for me?” She teases into which you only stare back, a nervous ball sitting in your stomach. When her fingers press in it’s a whole different story. For starters you hadn’t been laid in a while. Like several months. So to say you were tighter than usual was an understatement. Her brows furrowed. “Will my strap even fit in you? God you're perfect.” She groaned, curling and pumping her fingers at a pace that had you seeing stars. You were keening, crying, begging for release. You wanted her so bad. You didn’t know how to ask, this was your first time with a girl. You pout, hands clamped around her wrist to which she looks in curiosity.
“I wanna do this Ellie- now. I want you.” You slurred, as if her fingers weren’t inside you. She nods, giving you a peck on the cheek before ramming her fingers inside over and over. “Got it baby. I’ll make you feel so good such a good girl-“ she doesn’t finish, your loudest moan slips about, back arching. Oh. Praise is lovely when under the influence. She quickly catches on, teasing you and giving you pet names. Just when you think she’s done, you feel her tongue on your clit while she’s fingering you. You shriek, head thrown back and eyes rolled into your head. Fuck this was lovely.
“I’ll take perfect care of you.” She murmured, swiping her tongue over your core, again and again to collect your juices. Ellie was in heaven. A cute girl, all blissed out on her bed after a well fucking played hockey game. She swelled with pride. “Do you wannna…” she asks softly, pinning you down, her crotch inches from you, yet still clothed. You were confused but relented. Seeing the haze you were in she ground down her hips onto your, your clit catching on the lip of her pants.
“Shit- shit fuck-“ you whimper out, grabbing her arms again, nodding eagerly. She didn’t waste a second setting the two of you up to scissor properly, your leg resting on her shoulder and her leg, almost twisting to be behind you to hold you closer to her. You were slightly confused and ashamed of being inexperienced. “Yknow I’m not particularly experienced in thi-“ she ground against you- hard. With a whine you shut up as she mumbled to you.
“Your perfect. Don’t care if you hooked up with Jesse or if my ex fucks with you. This means you're mine.” She murmurs, fingers tightening around your neck as the both of you continue. “Good girl.” With that she ground and pushed you onto herself with a record pace, making a hot white flash behind your eyes. Ellie drank up the image like it was her last meal. “Your so fucking pretty.” Without another word she pressed a kiss to your shoulder and stood to get something. You’d assumed it was over and this wouldn’t be a reoccurring thing. Nope. Ellie stumbled back towards you with a black strap and a shiny, silicon dick that vibrated against her clit. “Ready?” She asked softly, leaning towards you. When you nodded she immediately changed again, dragging you down the bed to hang your legs off so she could get a perfect angle as she slid in. Your entire body seized at the intrusion to which she calmed you down and coddled you until you were functional again.
“Fuck it’s a lot-“ you whimper, body not used to being stretched like that.
“You can take it baby. You're doing so good.” Ellie cooed, slowly thrusting back and forth. Another 15 seconds passed before she picked up the pace and you could feel the lighting traveling up your spine. “Fuck baby-“ she groaned, pistoning her dick into you.
“Close Elli-ahhh” she only went faster.
“Be a good girl and cum for me okay?” She panted, the vibrator bumping against her clit would send her to her climax. She didn’t care though, she only wanted to see you. “Please baby- please cum for me-“ she begged softly, rutting in a more sloppy manner. You nodded, almost screaming when she played with your nipples again. “Come on baby-“ she rasped in your ear and you were gone. Shaking and crying and too blissed out to do anything but watch Ellie cum with a strangled groan.
“Thank you Ellie.” You mumbled, sitting up slowly to pull her down to cuddle with you. With an arm wrapped around you she sighed, closing her eyes for several minutes before getting up to clean the two of you off. The night ends around 1:30 ish, allowing the both of you to rest in each other's arms contently.
“Any time princess.” She murmurs back, wrapping her arms around you. Maybe being near Ellie wasn’t too bad.
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― pairing : Han Jisung x fem! reader ― content warnings : angst, fluff, implied smut, wolf au, reader is a witch, soulmates, medieval settings as always, unprotected sex (wrap it up y’all), fantasy au ; for the witch hunter part I kinda got inspired by the Merlin and Freya story but without the tragic ― word count : 2.670
― notes : this fic looks familiar?it is! I’m reposting ALL my works on this brand new blog and therefore please, bear with me! as always, askbox is always open and feedbacks are always welcome 💌

🐺🔮 WOLVES! STRAY KIDS SERIES
Chris part one | part two // Changbin // Jisung // Hyunjin // Seungmin // Minho part one | part two // Felix // Jeongin

Branches roughly scratched your face and your arms, the sound of the dry leaves breaking under your feet as you desperately ran through the woods, trying to save yourself in what had started as a quiet and cool autumn morning.
Gritting your teeth as every limb in your body started to ache, your left hand was tightly pressed on the bloody wound on your right side, disheartened by the fact that you couldn’t use magic to heal your wound. You felt your own blood wetting your trembling fingers, and you wanted to cry, both by the pain you were feeling and both because you didn’t even have time to rest for a few seconds.
So, you kept running, a hunter following you close behind. You have been hearing rumours spreading through your village that the King had called for a hunter to investigate presumed supernatural events that started to happen at the court, but you had never thought that said hunter would have chased you as soon as he arrived. You did not have anything to do with the alleged magic episodes happening in the Castle, but you have heard from your mentor witch that hunters never stopped in front of anything.
Witches, werewolves, shapeshifters; the hunters would hunt everyone, trap them, and execute them on a public square. Therefore, their weapons and methods of capture improved through the years and adapted easily to every need.
This was the reason why you could not use your magic to defeat him, nor to heal yourself; your wound was caused by an enchanted blade, which would neutralize your magic unless someone else healed you.
A small clearing opened in front of you, and your heart sank at the view. Two wolves, one with ginger fur and hazel eyes, and the other with white fur and blue eyes immediately snapped their eyes towards you, both alerted and wary at your state and sudden appearance. Your eyes met hazel ones, and between all the pain, you felt a confusing warm sensation invading your senses.
«R-run,» you tried to say, but it came out as a raspy, weak whimper, «hunter.» you managed to add, pain clouding your senses, feeling as you were about to faint. You saw the wolves sharing a look, before the white wolf stopped the other from walking towards you, pushing him towards the woods behind them instead.
This was the last thing you saw before darkness enveloped your senses.

The dark night sky met your eyes as you woke up feeling sore due the metal bars against your back. Pain immediately shot through your side as you tried to move, blinking few times to gradually take in your surroundings as you weakly managed to breathe. Large, heavy metal cuff adorned your wrists, connecting them to the metal bars of the small cage you were trapped in. You were in one of the streets of the village, so that cage must have been the one that the hunter carried along with him, pulled by his horse; you hesitantly looked around, but did not find any trace of the hunter. With slow movements, the shackles rattled as you lifted the hem of your skirt, noticing that at least, your ankles hadn’t been tied up as well.
Tears blurred your vision, realizing that, that was it. You would have died like that, since you did not know any other witch who could heal you, let alone someone who could save you. Judging by the pain you constantly felt, the effects of the enchanted blade were still active, and you suspected that the handcuffs were enchanted too, if not the whole cage, meaning that you could not save yourself.
Basically, you were doomed. You closed your eyes as the hunter exited the tavern, leaning against the cage bar with a gloved hand.
«I hope you’re not feeling too cold, witch.» he spat, with an obnoxious and gruff voice. «They’ll warm you up soon enough.» with a merciless laugh, he walked away from you, and your heart sank even deeper.
“At least, for now they’re both safe.” You thought, your mind briefly recalling soft hazel eyes and fur as white as snow pushing him away.

You most definitely lost count of days; you could not stay awake, and you could barely sleep. You were stuck into an impasse. Night fell once again, hasty and sneaky whispers suddenly catching your attention, along with few low growls. You tried to identify the shadows approaching your cage, trying to help yourself with the light the full moon provided, wondering if the hunter changed his plans for you.
Fear spreaded through your body and the shackles rattled loudly as you attempted to press yourself even further against the metal bars, the desperate attempt to somehow save or shield yourself even if you were helpless and trapped. A boy around your age with white hair and long white eyelashes suddenly jumped on the carriage, in the front of the cage’s locked door, his index fingers in front his lips signalling you not to make any noise. You nodded at him, still trembling, just to notice another boy with light brown hair effortlessly climb on and kneel next to him.
«How’s it, Lix?» the boy asked the one with white hair, as they both studied the padlock.
«It’s a piece of cake.» the boy’s deep voice startled you, and he started picking at the padlock with what you thought was a thin fragment of sharpened iron. «Let’s say I expected more from a hunter’s cage.» he smiled to himself as the padlock opened with a soft “click”, and they both opened the door of the cage with slow movements, in order to prevent any squeaking noise from the rusty iron.
«We’re not going to hurt you,» The boy with light brown hair smiled warmly at you, two dimples appearing to corner his smile. «I’m Chris, and he’s Felix.» he gestured to the white haired boy which was now picking at the locks of the heavy handcuffs around your wrists. Felix looked up with a soft smile at the mention of his name. «There are others outside the cage. Me and my friends are here to save you.»
«Let’s save the introductions for later,» Felix mumbled, placing the handcuffs on your side, away from you, and your first instinct was to rub your red and sore wrists, «we’re running short on time.»
Chris nodded, and with a gentle «I’m so sorry for this.» he leaned towards you and picked you up as gently as he could, as you tried to suffocate another wave of pain running through your side. Chris effortlessly jumped down the carriage while holding you tight, and you noticed that “the others” which he was referring to were indeed a pack of wolves.
«Han, Seungmin, get her home. We’ll take care of him.» Chris said, and obediently, two large wolves slowly walked towards you. Your eyes met hazel ones, and the ginger wolf you saw few days earlier was looking at you as he was feeling your own pain.
«You’ll be fine now, your mate is here.» You heard Chris say once again, his gentle voice reaching your ears distant and muffled. The last thing you remember was being helped climbing on the back of the ginger wolf, which partially leaned down to help your movements, and you caressing a small fraction of his soft fur, feeling somehow as safe as you have never felt. You let yourself trust your saviours enough to close your eyes, and darkness once again enveloped your soul.

The feeling of dizziness was the first thing that welcomed you as soon as you woke up. An unfamiliar wooden ceiling met your tired eyes, and you realized that you have been laying on a soft mattress, instead of a metal cage.
Feeling an unfamiliar sensation of warmth around your right hand, you glanced down, just to see an asleep boy sitting on the floor with his head on the mattress, as he was still holding your hand. A strange sensation of familiarity pervaded your senses as you saw his delicate features cornered by long blondish hair.
You tried to sit up, but pain shot through your side again, and you whined, collapsing back on the bed, involuntarily waking the bow up. You were confused by the pain you were feeling; it was definitely different from the one generated by the enchanted blade. Could it be that your saviours found a way to heal you?
The boy blinked twice before noticing you were awake, and his eyes widened immediately.
«Here, let me help you.» he offered, his hand hanging in mid-air, waiting for your approval. Due to a strange pull you felt in your chest you found yourself nodding, and he delicately helped you sit up, your back lying comfortably against the fluffy cushions.
«I’m Jisung,» he smiled, reaching out to your nightstand to offer you a glass full of water, which you gladly accepted. «I’m part of the group that saved you last week.»
«Last week?!» you shrieked, your voice hoarse and your throat burning due to not having spoken with anyone not having drank anything for apparently, more than a week.
A sad smile adorned Jisung’s pretty lips, «We’re very lucky to be both alive.» he said, confusing you, but proceeded before you could ask. «There are other witches in the pack, they’re my friends’ mates.» you nodded, recalling Chris’ saying the same word that night. «They healed you, and took care of you.» due to you still dizzy state, you noticed only in that moment that you had been completely bathed and you weren’t definitely wearing your clothes anymore. You nodded, slowly taking in everything that happened and everything he said. You most definitely owed them your life.
«Thank you,» you offered Jisung a sweet, sincere smiled which he immediately mirrored. «But… How did you know I had been caught?» You furrowed your brows, waiting for Jisung to confirm your thoughts.
A pack of wolves mysteriously showed up after you’ve warned two wolves you randomly found on your way, and coincidentally, one of them had human features which reminded you of the white wolf you saw, so, this meant that-
«You told me yourself,» Jisung’s soft voice intruded your thoughts, and for some reason, your heart sparked up at the confirmation to Jisung being not only the ginger wolf you’ve seen but there was a probability of you being his mate. «I was going to pick you up immediately, but Felix convinced me it was probably better to alert the others and to come up with an actual plan to save you.»
«How am I even supposed to repay this debt.» you mumbled to yourself, throwing your head back and meeting yet another fluffy cushion. Jisung chuckled softly at your reaction.
«Come live with us, with me. I mean-us.» he said, blushing as he stuttered on his sentence and you softly giggled at him, rubbing your eyes with one hand.
«Whose house is this?» you asked, weakly, feeling yourself getting drowsy once again. «Mine.» Jisung said, taking away the empty glass from your hands. «Okay then,» you mumbled, «I’ll move in.» «I’ll be here when you’ll wake up.» was the last thing you heard Jisung say, before you fell into a peaceful sleep.
You have been falling in and out of sleep few more times, and Jisung had always kept his promise. Sometimes he would be awake, sometimes asleep, but as soon as you woke up, he would be the first thing you would see.

Something brushed against your shoulder, and you woke up to find Jisung laying on top of the blankets and cuddled on your side, his forehead brushing against your shoulder as he tried to occupy as little space as he could. Following your instinct, you turned on your side to face him, happily noticing that finally your side stopped hurting, and scooted closer to him, so that you would fall asleep once again with your forehead against his.
You woke up few hours later due to the feeling of Jisung’s fingers delicately brushing few strand of your hair away from your face, his eyes burning into yours from up close. During sleep, you managed to intertwine your hands, and neither of you tried to move from the contact now that you were both fully awake.
«Jisung?» you mumbled, and he hummed in response. «Why did you say we were lucky to be alive?» you saw his eyes soften, and his hand reached out to gently caress your cheek.
«You and I are mates,» he explained, «if one of us dies, so does the other.» Jisung’s voice made your heart sank in realization that you unknowingly almost killed your mate and, feeling your emotions, he re-adjusted your positions so that he could hug you close to his body.
«I’m sorry it took us a while to come and get you but, everything is going to be okay, now. We’re together.»

You quickly adjusted to your new life. First of all, you were happy you could use magic once again, and consequently, to finally have friends with the same gift you had.
The pack welcomed you, but they simply acted as you had always been there, nothing changed in their routine, neither in yours, and you felt home and safe with them accepting you so easily and making you feel one of the family. Jisung was the goofiest and most caring mate you could ever have. His loud personality always made you feel at ease, and so did his natural desire for contact and skinship. Despite the two of you acting like a lovesick couple for the whole day, you and Jisung shared your first kiss a month after your arrival.
Due to what happened, he spent the day walking you around the woods, both in his human and wolf form, showing you that there was no more reason to be afraid, since the hunter had been taken care of and from now on, he would have been there to protect you.
And so, your first kiss was shared under an old oak tree, after you’ve been playing hide and seek all afternoon, and finally, you felt one with the nature and you were no more afraid of the dangers that it could hide.
«Found you!» you excitedly jumped in Jisung’s arms, which held you up immediately, his hold unwavering.
Jisung chuckled. «You did, again.» you inched down, closing the space between you and capturing Jisung’s lips in a soft kiss. Effortlessly keeping you up with his right arm, his left hand reached up to tenderly cup your jaw, gently angling your head to have a better access to deepen the kiss. You kissed him back with equal fervour, feeling as your souls were now connected at a whole, different level.
Eventually, Jisung carefully laid you down on the soft grass, peppering your body with sweet kisses as you made love under an old oak tree, shielding you from indiscreet eyes, as you were lost in each other’s touch. Jisung’s hands and the promised of undying love he whispered against your skin made you feel like you were on fire, as you both tried to adapt to the new sensation of completeness that inevitably came as your bodies rocked and grinded together, chasing your release while tightly intertwining your hands together. Jisung’s left hand intertwined with yours and his right hand cupped your jaw once again to kiss you as you came together, absorbing each other’s moans with a tender kiss, your left hand hanging loosely around his right wrist.
«I think I really love you,» Jisung mumbled in the crook of your neck as you both shared the bliss of your post orgasm state, and you felt your heart soar. «And I’m really glad you found me.»
«I love you, too.» you mumbled back, feeling Jisung’s hammering heartbeat right against your skin, «And I’m really glad you found me right back.»

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[severance minific] WOLVES TAKE YOU AWAY
Character: Helena Eagan (mentions of Helly/Mark) Rating: G Prompt: the hanged man Note: Something quick for March's Challenge Week over at fic_promptly on Dreamwidth. Please check the comm out. I'll also be a guest host for next week, March 10-15th! :)
(Spoilers for season 2, ep 2.)
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Of the four tempers, Helena has always been partial to Malice. She can guess at her own composition. A moderate amount of Woe, a touch of Frolic, a humble amount of Dread. But Malice—Malice is action and ambition driven by spite and isn’t so shaky and unfocused as Dread.
(Dread pounds constantly in her skull and chest, in her core. Helena admires Malice, but in her heart she knows she is made mostly of Dread. At night, she hears the angry rumble of her father’s voice. She recites the compunction statement the same amount of times as Helly R. but breaks sooner, head against the mirror of her bathroom, voice shaky.)
She stares at Helly through the security footage, and she envisions Malice coming to life. Cord around her neck, the scar of it.
Helly kisses Mark.
Helena rewinds the recording. It doesn’t make sense. Helly should be made of the same components. Helly should dread, and fear. And have a heart filled with woe.
Helly kisses Mark.
Helly pushes out from the elevator and kisses Mark.
Helly grins. She has more Frolic in her than Helena could ever imagine to want. Helena rewinds the tape.
Helly R. has same composition but she should be a shadow of Helena Eagan. No past nor history or foundation to stand on—
Nothing to stand on, only to hang from. By the neck.
The cool gray-blue tones of the elevator turn red with Helly’s malice while leaving Helena with dread and woe in her veins, heart pumping sluggishly with them until the elevator chimes again and Helly’s malice like hands squeezing around her throat.
Helly kisses Mark.
Rewind again. Helena stares. She can have this malice in her as well. She has it, and she will temper it better than Helly ever could.
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Percy Jackson-esque Chapter Titles for a fic i'm writing:
We have friends in holy places (and unholy- Hello Lady Hera!)
What’s Up, Random Person, We’re Kidnapping and Adopting You
Yeah, The Beach Is Nice- Thank You For Not Drowning Us
Hazel Was Dead and Still Knows More Than You
Thank Fuck For The Egyptian- How the Hell Did We End Up In Great Britain
Annabeth Is Obsessed and Bianca Is Possessed- There Goes Christmas
Question Of Our Lives and Today Especially: What The Hell Is Going On?!
Now Would Be A Good Time To Be Anyone Else
Call The Police Because We May Have Just Murdered A Mortal
Ask And You Shall Receive… Sometime In The Next Twenty Years Probably
A Guinea Pig, A Dandelion, A Pine Tree, An Olive Tree and Two Embarrassed Girls Walk Into A Bar
Satan Or Santa? Neither Should Exist And Yet Somehow They’re Both Knocking On Our Tent Door
A Slight Reprieve From The Last Chapter: Connor Comes For You With The Question ‘Do Tents Have Doors?’
And We’re Back, Why Did You Guys Think Our R&R Would Last Long?
Sugar, Spice, Almost Dying Twice (Today)
Would You Put ‘Cheating Death Almost Daily’ Under Experience Or Special Skills?
An Inspirational Trip Through Hell- Persephone Makes Good Brownies
Those Commercials Where People Screw Up The Most Basic Of Tasks In The Most Idiotic Fashion Ever Describes The Current Situation
As The Prophecy Foretold (We Made It Up, But It Came True)
Living Normally? In This Economy?
And Then The Wolves Came… Sike (Thank Fuck)
The Snails Paced Chocolate Bunny Gives Mixed Messages But Good Cereal
What The Hades Is Going On, Someone Explain
Apparently Exploding A Volcano Makes Us 'Irresponsible’
Why Are Cats So Vengeful
Oh Look! An Unhelpful Old Person!
The Adults Are More Annoying Than Leo Valdez and Nico Di Angelo Put Together
They Scream For Ice Cream, I Scream For Sanity
McDonald’s And Raising The Dead- Tuesday Never Looked So Good
Unfortunately, I’m Still Not Dead Or A Dolphin (Not For Lack Of Effort)
Eggs Apparently Don’t Like Being Lost At Sea
I’m Packing Up My Crayons And Leaving
Viva La Pluto, Fuck You Guys
A Guide To Giving Up
Hopefully We Can Do This Without Dying This Time
Lady Dirt Face Fucks Us Over- Apparently Today CAN Get Worse
Apparently The Horse Is A God, And Honestly, Fuck The World- But Not You Potty Sludge
If Love Is In The Air Then We’re Wearing Gas Masks- How We Almost Started A War On Accident
If Love Is An Open Door We Should Close It- Aphrodite And Cupid Both Suck
Vegan Ice Cream Sandwiches For One
I Call Shotgun (Said The Invisible Girl and The Literal Ghost)
I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, I’ll Fuck My Way Out Of It
Things Go Horribly Wrong (Or Horribly Right? It’s Hard To Tell At This Point)
The Fine Art Of Bullshit
We Are Being Hunted And Killed (Why Is This Normal And How Can We Stop It?)
Previously On ‘The Chaos Chronicles”
Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool. Actually It’s Not- Who Lit Katie’s Hair On Fire?!
I’d Like To Say This Is Shocking, But That Would Just Be A Lie
One Hundred And One Monsters, And Twenty Times A Therapist Was Needed
I Am Honestly Surprised That We Are Still Alive, And Apparently So Are The Gods
You Will Never Be A God
Blackmail Only Works If I Care
An Offer I Can Definitely Refuse
Hush Little Baby, Don’t You Cry, You’ll Give Away Our Location, And Then We’ll Die
Only Come Back With Back Up Or A Burger- Maybe Donuts
Doomsday Or Not, Let Me Go Back To Bed, I Haven’t Slept In A Week And I Don’t Care
Practise Doesn’t Make Perfect, Practise Makes A Forest Fire And A Flood
Sea Foam Speaks and A New Person Shatters My Dreams
The Labyrinth Apparently Doesn’t Murder The Already Dead, So Can We Just Die Already?
For A Moment I Forgot Gravity, And As It Seems So Did The Sky, Which Is Good Because I’d Hate To Die Before Breakfast
And God Told Us To Run A Marathon- What Happened To Normal Executions?
At Some Point The Universe Just Needs To Kill Us
There Is Not Enough Faith For This,
No Words Can Explain Dan, The God Of Moths and Accidental Demon Summoning
The Endless and Mysterious Ocean Becomes A Bit Less So, And I Should Have Paid For Diving Lessons
If Best Plus Bitter Equal Better, Then I Am Way Better Than Everyone
Firecrackers And Actual Crackers- Where Is The Cheese
He Likes Art. Terrible Art, But Still Art So I Suppose I’ll Forgive The Sword Through My Head
Hazel Drives Worse Than Thalia Which Says A Lot Because Thalia Crashed Into A Lake- Oh Wait
What Do You Do When The World Almost Ends- And No Nico, The Answer Isn’t Go To McDonalds
This Wasn’t Supposed To Happen (Just Like Me)
Can I Rewrite My Life Story, Because If So I’m Starting With This
I Wasn’t Prepared For Parenthood When I Stopped A Kidnapping, I’m Seven
Patting My Own Back, No One Appreciates Me, Fuck This And Really The Rest Of My Life
Apparently Dying Is Not An Excuse For Being Late, So Fuck You Too
Buying Happy Meals For The Dead Isn’t An Excuse For Being Late
Caped God? I Was Hoping You Had Said Cape Cod
Incoherent Screaming Is Our Theme Song, And I Feel A New Episode On
Who Told Apollo He Could Give Us Presents, Because MCR Is Not A Proper Wake Up Call
It’s Jesus Who Ruined Our Lives This Time, Folks
Don’t Awaken The Ancient One, She Has Anxiety
I Did Not Know That Could Kill Someone, But You Learn Something New Every Day
The Gods Themselves Want Me Dead, You’re Not Special, Todd
Doritos And Death, A How To On Properly Waking And Raising The Dead Featuring A Trip To Alaska
What Was I Thinking? I’m Pretty Certain I Wasn’t
News To No One: The Previously Dead Can’t Drive
I Really Hate Saving The World Actually
How Many Times Is That Threat Going To Work Considering It’s Not Serious? A Surprising Number
Everyone Asks Who We Are, Not How We Are, And Honestly I’m Pretty Hungry
The Gods Hate Me And I Don’t Know Why (I Do Know Why, But I Don’t Care, And Honestly They Shouldn’t Either)
Which Circle Of Hell Are We In Now, Because I Was Not Planning On A Field Trip To Tartarus
We Master The Elements (Some Of Them- We Also Torch And Flood New England)
In Which We Almost Die Again And No One Bats An Eye
Our Lives Would Be Incredibly Saddening If We Could Sit Down And Look At Them, But Leo Burned Our Chairs
The Houseplants Try To Eat Us, And Katie Gets Mad
We Babysit For A God, And Then Adopt His Kids- Surprisingly He’s Fine With This
Dreams Do Come True And That Is Absolutely Not A Good Thing
There Goes My Best Bargaining Chip (Oh And Also His Head)
A Series Of Horrible Decisions- Who Decided I Was The Leader
Hylla, Please Don’t Leave Us- Oh, You Can Give Us A Box Of Cereal? Nevermind
Sunshine And Rainbows Are Meant To Mean Happiness Not War- Iris and Apollo Destroy Things
Please Don’t Hit Me With Another Brick
We Were Happy And Then There Was A Giant Pigeon
Oh My Holy Fucking Shit That Was Not The Right Lever
In Which Swimming With Sharks Almost Leads To Death And Yet Saves Our Lives
There Is No Highway To Hell As It Turns Out, Only Backroads, And Now Nico And Thalia Are Disappointed
And Then The Sky Almost Crushed Us Because It Fell And Honestly I’m Never Trusting You Again
There Goes Normal Society, Say Bye-Bye, Miranda
Are We Supposed To Live Through This?
The Dick Who Hands Out Toothbrushes Also Assigns Us A Death Quest And This Is Why We Don’t Celebrate Holidays
Sorry For Cursing You Out, Please Fix My Life
The Plan Checks Out- We Can Do This! (Spoiler Alert- We Can’t)
Three Hundred And Sixty Five Times We Can Say Fuck In A Hour
Please Let Me Pass Out On Your Lawn
Apparently Yelling Fuck At The Sky Is Considered ‘Disrespectful’ And I Haven’t A Fucking Clue Why
Yes Sir, That Is A Lot Of Blood, And No Sir, She Doesn’t Need That Leg
That One Time We Accidentally End Up In The Slaughter Sea, And How That Manages To End Up With A New Leader Of The Amazon Empire And Thalia Gets A Girlfriend
Yes, I’m Aware I Look Gay, Thank You Very Much, I’m Here To Be Queer
This Person Is Nico di Angelo With Less Shits To Give, And Honestly That Scares Me
A Good Idea With Bad Results And A Bad Idea With Surprising Results- The Ending Will Astound You
Never Thought I’d Literally Be Shut In The Closet Again, But Life’s Full Of Surprises
One Million Pounds Of Oranges And Sadness, Sixty Thousand Pounds Of Mangos, And A Truck Full Of Happiness- Monsters Not Welcome
Who Packed The Blueberry Muffins?
Nevertheless She Persisted, And Yet Just Like That, She Gave Up
What The Hell Is This, What The Hell Is That, Why The Hell Am I Here, What The Hell, *Moonwalks Into Hell*: A Brief Summary Of Life
All Is Fair In Being The First One In The Shower
We Accidentally Summon An Army Of Lost Souls
All Our Nightmares Come True And We Prove We’re Idiots
Life Gave ‘Lia Lemons. She Squeezed Them In My Eyes. Please No More Lemons.
Trying To Play Nice To The Gods Never Ends Well. In Other Words, Percy Is An Olive Tree
What’s Happening? I’m Digging My Own Grave, That’s What
Finger Guns, Peace Signs, and Middle Fingers To Nowhere- Home At Last
In Jason’s Defense, He Tried, But The Dragon Was More Interesting
Keeping A Family Alive Can Be Difficult, Especially With No Education and More Monsters A Day Than Cash (Twenty Dollars)
Thalia Tries To Sing Over Annabeth And Percy Arguing And All That Happens Is A Noise Complaint
At This Point, Murder Is Less Of A Passing Thought And More Of An ‘It’s Only A Matter Of Time’
Cousin Bonding Time Doesn’t Usually Include The Gods, But There Are Burgers So…
According To The Crazy Titan Lord Kronos, Asking If A Newborn Looks Like A Rock Is A Question That Will Result In The Death Of The Asker
Oh Joy, I’m Facing Scrutiny Over My Love Life From Immortal Preteens
Oh Things Couldn’t Be Worse When Your Parents Run The Universe Oh Things Couldn’t Be Worse When There’s A Vote To Kill Us (Leo stop using Jazz hands!)
We Have The Worst Family Reunion Ever 3.0
Barbed Wire Instead Of String, The Fates Hate Me More Than You Might Think
Zombies, Zombies Everywhere, Wave Your Hands Up In The Air
The World Is A Different Place When You Know What The World Is (Spoiler Alert: It’s Your Murderous Great Grandma)
The Refrigerator Seems Empty, Much Like My Soul
Ah, The Smell Of Success, It Smells Like Bullshit
My Heart Is Broken (Like Those Crackers That Bianca’s Eating)
Utter Chaos: Now Featuring Camp Half Blood And Literal Blood
Family Drama Destroys My Life
Family Drama 2.0: Family Drama Destroys California
So Then A God Says We ‘Will Save Humanity’, And Thalia Says ‘What The Fuck’
Two Middle Aged Women Start Screaming In Walmart
The Main Braincell Holder Is Asleep, God Doesn’t Exist, And Starting Forest Fires Is A Normal Way To Deal With Stress
Hell Is Just Life On Steroids
Queerly Beloved, We Are Gathered Here Togay… A.K.A. A Bet Ruins Rachel Elizabeth Dare’s Life
Normal People Would Avoid This, But The Two Most Normal People Here Used To Be Dead Or Will Die When A Stick Lights On Fire, So We Can’t Have High Hopes
We Try (And Fail, But Hey, It’s The Thought That Counts, Right?)
So THAT’S Where The Greek Fire Went. Sorry, Bus Driver.
Percy Has His Gay Awakening In The Form Of His Grandfather (Technically. He’s Also Technically His First Cousin Once Removed Or Something- Annabeth’s cousin maybe?)
You're Annoying Me To Death With Your Monologue So I Have To Kill You Now
What Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong Doesn’t Mean You Should Set My Bed On Fire
Thalia Does Shock Therapy Meaning She Electrocutes People When They Say Things
We Should Know By Now That Yelling Doesn't Solve Things But We Don’t, And The Gods Don’t Either
Most Of My Life Is Incredibly Traumatizing, But This Is New
Who The Fuck Invited The Norse?!
Okay, I Thought The Norse Were Enough, Why Are The Magicians Here?
Wow. Popcorn. The Roman’s Worst Nightmare.
So First The World Almost Ends, And Then The World Ends But It Gets Better, And Now It’s Ending Again?
Prophecies Can Fuck Off, And So Can Apollo
“Treacherous Nephew In The Tuxedo” Should Sound Funny, But It Doesn’t, And That Makes Leo Sad
Why Is A Titan Making Dad Jokes?
Falling Into A Dumpster Was The Highlight Of My Day, What Is Life
Grieving For The Living Is Just As Hard As Grieving For The Dead
Please Forget That I Tried To Kill You
In My Defence, An Invisible Higher Power Who Has The Ability To Strike Me Down Made Me Do It
Let Out A Boo For The Boom Man
Twenty McDonald’s Happy Meals And A Gun- Godly Gifts Are Awesome
We Enter The Maze Of Doom (This Time With Fabulous Prizes)
Two Brothers Are Not Happy As A Sister Cheers On Two More Brothers As They Duel To The Death- (Triton & Tyson & Kymopoleia & Percy & Anteus Have Sibling Bonding Time)
The Eight Year Old With A Gun Manages To Save And Then Destroy A Life
Hello, I’m Queer, And Full Of Fear. Please Kill Me Now
Children Try To Make Plans (It Doesn’t Go So Well)
Thalia Grace Once Again Proves That Being A Demigod Really Fucking Sucks
It Don’t “Do Be Like That Sometimes” Leo, We Are In HELL
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long awaited qna that i forgot to finish so here i am answering questions decades late while i procrastinate (will be under the cut bc nobody gaf so this is for the ppl who perhaps gaf) (some ppl wont be tagged since their questions probably got answered here!)

@underneath-the-oak-trees
-id say my artistic inspirations/influences are nephrosoupp and aprilshraga! my art is pretty based off of theirs, added my personal style, and combined it :-) but i will say i take inspo from loads of artists...my freeform board is insane
@bogos--binted
-early sunsets from bullets, house of wolves from tbp, thank you for the venom from tcfsr, and scarecrow from danger days!

@fantasticalleigh
-hey mama leigh 🗣️ id say my favourite movie is any volume of guardians of the galaxy gosh i love them
-fav snack is any cheezy....yum cheezits and cheetos 🤤
-my drawing setup is so basic im ngl....i use procreate and nephrosoupp's brushes for digital anddd i use a very old mechanical pencil from second grade + prismacolour coloured pencils + a lion shaped eraser
-MCMG MCMG MCMG and not only bc im hyperfixated on them, but mostly bc we r literally from the same city so id be able to relate to them a LOT id get w them so well srop....id hate to be around chelsea and tiffy tho like theyre both so cool but theyd so bully the hell out of me 😿
-if i was a wrestler (solo) my gimmick would be kind of historical if this makes sense? i remember i was coming up with designs and i think id be cool as a snobby, overly confident, rococo themed character because its so opposite from me irl

@traiitorjoe HEY POOKIE !!
-fav mcr song is probably cemetery drive....idk why and this might change soon but this song scratches the itch i constantly have in my brain
-i collect quarters that have US states on them and i do photography!
-i do not have any pets as i am so paranoid on how sad ill be when they pass away
@utterlyinsanee hey bestie who i actuallt hate /J
-for layouts i sometimes try to go for a fery medieval style with how they have very decorated boarders around the art !! for colours (this was in my tutorial) i just use a saturated yellow layer and many warm colours with cool coloured shadows :-) (but if the art is meant to be dark, i wont used saturation)
@ketchup-is-green
-theatre/broadway for sure 🌈🐬


-hesitant alien will forever be my fav i finally got that shit on vinyl and ill never be normal abt it i fear...just the vibe it gives off makes me wanna cry /pos
@all4rhea HEYYY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
-ive been drawing since kindergarten :-))) i turned art into a hobby though around 3rd grade and thats when i started to try to improve more
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Therianthropy Alphabet
credit to @local-xenogender-icon for the alphabet!
A - awakening
I always remember running around pretending to be a deer and always drawing/seeing myself as a deer. I used to push these away when I was older and never thought about it until I realized that therianthropy was a thing and I wasn’t the only one experiencing it. After that I narrowed my theriotype down to a caribou (yes, I know there are subspecies but they’re all very similar so I just say caribou).
B - balance
My therianthropy affects the way I communicate with other people, and my hobbies. It doesn’t affect my work/school/life balance as much, aside from little “quirks” like being afraid of loud noises, being very attached to people, etc
C - city
I don’t live in a city, I live in a rural area, which I’m very grateful for.
D - diary
I do have an alter human diary! It’s mostly just documenting shifts or drawing, and also functions as a regular journal.
E - experience in the community
I’ve had an extremely positive experience in the alterhuman community on Tumblr, and I’m eternally grateful for this because it helped me untangle my therianthropy identity and figure out who I am. Other social media platforms, not so much.
F - friends
None of my friends know I’m a therian, but I have a friend who is a furry who I think suspects.
G - gear
I don’t really feel the need for gear, but I get why people like it. If I had enough money, I might look into buying something, but mostly gear is centered around foxes/wolves/cats, and it would be hard to find caribou gear. I would have to buy a commission which is very expensive.
I - identity
I only have one theriotype, which is a caribou. I’ve yet to meet another caribou, but I have met so many other deer, who have all been super cool!
J - jokes
I love making little jokes about my identity, because it is very silly if you think about it.
K - knowldege
On a scale of 1-10, I would say my knowledge of alterhumanity is a 7 or 8. I still have a lot to learn.
L - liking, loving
I don’t think I could’ve had a “better” theriotype, a caribou is a lovely animal that I am grateful to be.
N - nature
My theriotype lives in northern parts of North America, and in Europe. They are migratory, so they don’t have one specific territory or anything.
O - otherhearted
Tbh I don’t really know the difference between otherhearted and therianthropy but I don’t think I’m otherhearted.
P - popularity
My theriotype isn’t very popular (unless it’s Christmas). Fun fact: in North America, caribou are called reindeer when they’re domesticated, but in Europe, they’re always called reindeer.
R - real body
I get species dysphoria from time to time.
S - sex
I never really thought about the sex of my theriotype? It’s kind of hard to tell really.
T - traits
-fear of loud noises/sudden noise
-foraging for food (gardening mostly)
-head butting things
-communicating with grunts, moving my head, pointing with my feet, or flicking my “ears” (that don’t exist bc phantom shift)
-running/hiking in the woods and swimming
-flight instinct
Urges
I think this question was centered more towards therians with prey drive instincts, because my urges are mostly just to run away, swim in random bodies of water, eat the grass, and restlessness.
W - wondering
Leaving the question here for context: “How do you think you would look like, if you could psychically shapeshift into your therio/kintype? (Describe or put an image here!)”

Y - yarn
Leaving this question for context too: “If you wanted to buy/make a tail, would it be real fur or fake/yarn fur?”
Caribou don’t have tails…
Z - zoo (as in the place)
I like zoos that are there for protection of a species or rehabilitation. I think there can be a lot of abuse involved, though.
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