#wolfstar angel/demon au

[gardenoflupins]

Angel/Demon AU / @wolfstarmicrofic / 989 words

CW: sexual content, drugs & alcohol

Remus points a blessed sword against the side of the demon’s throat, eyes narrowed in his direction. He feels Minerva McGonagall’s divine energy as she apparates beside Remus.

“Leave her alone,” he warns in a low voice.

The demon, Sirius, slowly turns around with raised brows. Both Minerva and Remus scowl at him. Sirius had always been a threat to them. Always found a way to corrupt humans, especially the ones assigned to specific angels.

He always got his way.

“She isn’t doing anything she doesn’t want to,” he replies, unbothered about the divine beings in front of him. You’d need to be a major nuisance to have not one, but two angels corner you. And yet, he was indifferent.

Minerva steps forward, quiet and lethal. “You are encouraging a range of unhealthy activities. Drinking, drugs, luring her to this…” she scrunches her nose at the club they were standing outside of.

Sirius grins as if they’re all sharing a mutual joke. “I know, isn’t it fun?”

Minerva looks down her nose at him like he is nothing but filth. “She is under our guidance.”

“Is she?” Sirius asks innocently.

Marlene McKinnon stumbles out of the club in that moment, bottle in hand as she sings out of key. Remus doesn’t need to check to feel the drugs in her system.

Minerva thins her lips. They had lost another one. If there was one thing Remus knew very well, it was that angels were not as forgiving as humans made them out to be.

Remus redirects his sword so it’s right under Sirius’s chin, almost touching him before Sirius flinches away. Blessed weapons had the ability to injure a demon painfully. “You turn them all like you. You ruin everything good. Nothing thrives in your presence. You are a leach,” Remus hisses.

Sirius’s eyes flash in warning. “Careful, angel. Don’t forget I’m not above tearing the wings off your back.”

Minerva tenses and Remus can see her calculating. He knows she is thinking about killing him. He also knows that they’re both aware that they can’t. Not when Sirius belongs to a dangerous family. Killing him would cause a chain of events they didn’t want to deal with.

This is why Remus had come. To make sure someone didn’t die.

Another woman walks out of the club and makes her way to Marlene. Remus watches as she pulls her in for an embrace. Marlene grins up at her before leaning in for a deep kiss.

Minerva’s wings ruffle in agitation at the display.

A tremor goes through Remus’s own, for reasons other than annoyance.

“We will guide her back,” Minerva cautions, wings pulled tight. “Outside of drugs, you have nothing. You are nothing. She will come to the same realisation.”

Sirius glowers at her then directs it to Remus. “What makes you think I won’t torture him. He’s also nothing. There’d hardly be a consequence.”

That much was true. Minerva was more like Remus’s… mentor. She was a higher up. He was, well, replaceable.

She gives him a deadpan look. “I’ll kill you.”

With that, she disapparates.

Remus watches Sirius with stiff shoulders, feathers ruffling from anticipation. They stare at each other, both bracing for bloodshed.

They wait and wait and Remus realises no other angel is coming.

Sirius seems to realise it too.

He is on Remus in a second, hand on Remus’s throat to pin him against the wall. Remus lets out a grunt at the force as Sirius drops his hand to pin him by the hips instead. Remus shivers when he feels Sirius’s hot tongue sliding down his throat. His mouth opens instinctively and he tugs at Sirius’s hair to connect their mouths.

It should be mortifying how quickly that hot liquid of desire spreads through Remus. He is already moaning lightly against Sirius’s mouth, tugging, tugging, tugging to get him even closer.

“My beautiful angel,” Sirius whispers against him, leaving wet kisses across his jaw. Remus sighs contently, spreading his legs so Sirius can be between them. When that doesn’t feel close enough, he attempts to wrap his legs around the other’s waist. Sirius gets the message instantly and indulges him.

Remus loves the closeness.

“Have they been nice?” Sirius murmurs, still leaving kisses across his body.

Remus ignores him. “Stop stealing my humans. You’re going to make it obvious,” he breathes out shakily.

He feels Sirius grin against his throat. “No, they won’t suspect anything. We hate each other.”

Remus arches against him with a gasp when Sirius’s hand slips under his shirt and up his body. “Absolutely loathe each other,” Remus agrees breathily.

He holds Sirius close, deepening the kiss as Sirius tenderly strokes his wing.

“Missed you,” Remus mumbles and Sirius hums. “I missed you too, had to get your attention.”

Remus tries to pull back to give him a disapproving look but Sirius just leans in to kiss his furrowed eyebrows.

Remus gives up. “You’re going to leave traces of yourself on me.”

“I’ll wipe my aura off you,” Sirius mumbles, still peppering him with kisses anywhere he could reach.

“Oh,” a voice says. Remus pulls back to look at Marlene who begins to grin widely. “Fuck yeah Sirius, this is a win for the gays tonight.”

Sirius looks at her smugly as she drags her lover away, saying something about recreating what Sirius was doing. Remus is instantly curious about that interaction as it wasn’t common to directly interact with humans. Both Remus and Sirius were glamoured to look more human so she hadn’t seen the wings or horns.

Sirius mistakes the look on Remus’s face. “She’s fine, just partying,” he says, knowing Remus was still an angel at the end of the day.

Remus can’t even think to reply because Sirius is leaving love bites, pulling pleasurable sighs out of Remus and oh, does it feel lovely.

Sirius had won twice today.

Corruption, afterall, was his strongest ability.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 19 - Angel/Demon AU

@wolfstarmicrofic April 19, word count 682

After the fall of Eden and the opening of Pandora’s box, when the World began to crumble, an Angel was created for each Demon. It was their job to restore the balance of any ill-doing their Demon committed and try to quell any rebellion of the Demon realm. 

Sirius had travelled the world and back again, over the aeons, following his Demon and the destruction left behind in his wake. It irked him that his Demon, unlike most of the others, seemed to be particularly creative in his wrongdoings. He’d set off a volcano in Pompeii because a street vendor had gotten in his way. He wiped Atlantis off the map without a trace it had ever existed because the king had refused him hospitality. The fall of Rome. The Titanic, World War 1 and World War 2, for that matter. 

Modern government had been a rather nasty one, putting imbeciles in charge of entire nations of humans and watching the utter carnage that followed. 

After that pièce de résistance, the Demon had calmed down. The humans were destroying themselves faster than he could provoke them, so he’d basically retired from his demonic ways and spent his time revelling in the world going to pot. 

Sirius tracked him down to a little village up in Scotland and, for the next few decades, tried to convince the Demon to give being good a go. 

“Come on, Remus, why won’t you even try? You never know you might like it.” Sirius had said as they sipped tea in Remus’s library. “You can’t be all bad. There must be some good in you, at least. I mean, look at all these books,” He waved his hands at the floor-to-ceiling shelves that covered every wall. “You have hundreds of them. You must have absorbed some good from them.” Remus slurped his tea from his cup, making Sirius wince. He placed the teacup down on his saucer and leaned all the way back in his chair. Grasping the armrests with his hands, he smiled genteelly at the Angel. 

“Why don’t you open one and find out?” Remus challenged, his voice dripping with honey. Sirius gingerly reached out and selected a book at random. He let it fall open in his hands and read a few sentences before he snapped it shut, horror colouring his face. 

“It’s smut!” He grabbed another and another down off the shelves. Tossing each aside after he’d read a few words. “They’re all smut!” He exclaimed, still going. “More smut!” He stood back from the shelves and spun on the spot, looking with new eyes on the rows and rows of books. “It’s all smut!” He gasped. Remus snorted, and Sirius turned to face him. 

“Come on, Sirius, try it. I bet you’ll like it.” Remus purred. And for the first time in millennia, the Angel was tempted by the Demon. 

His feet moved him forward of their own accord. He watched as his hand raised and touched the spine of one of the books. His fingers wrapped around it, and he began to remove it from the shelf, but Remus jumped up and yanked him away. 

“No, no. Not that one. Your eyes will melt in their sockets if you read that one. Er, try this.” The Demon reached up, revealing a strip of tanned skin between his knitted jumper and black trousers. Sirius swallowed. What was happening to him? Remus placed a thin paperback book in Sirius’s hand, and they returned to their seats. 

Sirius flipped the book open and began to read. A strange, tingly feeling in his abdomen startled him when he read a description of a man walking across a beach. It almost felt as though butterflies were happily flapping inside his stomach. It wasn’t unpleasant. Sirius could feel that this was the start of something different. He didn’t know what yet, but he was sure it wouldn’t be long before he found out. 

The Demon watched him closely as Sirius devoured the pages, a half smile tugging at his lips as he poured another cup of tea.

[theheartofthestar]

Prompt 19 - Angel/Demon AU

@wolfstarmicrofic April 19th - 423 words

"You need to stop telling him that being nice to people is the right thing to do!!" The demon says as soon as the three of them are alone in the bedroom.

"You need to stop encouraging him into fights!!" The angel presses an accusatory finger into the demon's chest.

"He needs to learn to stand up for himself!"

"He needs to stay safe!"

"You both need to stop telling me what to do!" Harry snaps, and it cuts both angel and demon short. "I'm not a child anymore, alright?! I can make my own choices!!"

And with that, he closes the bathroom door with a loud bang.

"Great, now you've made the poor kid cry" Remus scowls at the demon.

"I made him cry? You're the one who's always bringing up the flames of hell stuff!" Sirius is so offended that Remus is trying to blame this one on him. They both know Harry would be crying in the bathroom regardless, he's quick to tears under any kind of strong feeling. They were both there when Harry teared up seeing those puppies last week. They were very cute puppies, but that's beside the point.

"As motivation!" Remus huffs, and pulls a cigarette out.

"Well it's motivating me to want to commit arson is what it's doing" Sirius grumbles as he watches the Angel light his fag. It's a godly cigarette, so it'll smell like daisies or spring clouds or something ridiculous like that. Sirius is too proud to ask the angel for one, but Remus offers one anyway. They've known each other for a long time.

They stay silent.

"You cannot tell me that Dudley kid didn't deserve the punch in the face he got" Sirius grunts, lifting himself up to sit in the windowsill.

"Harry's got a mean right hook" Remus says, and the demon can tell he's fighting a smirk.

"Almost like his old man, huh" Sirius tries to go for a playful tone, but it falls flat. James had been their favorite kid, and the sadness over his death still weights heavily on them both.

"Stop encouraging him into fights, he's gonna get kicked out of school" Remus says, and it's an argument as old as time.

"He's not" Sirius scoffs

"Is too"

"Is not, and if he were, I know where that old headmaster lives" Sirius says. Dumblepants doesn't stand a chance.

"You really need to to tone down the arson, Pads" the angel says. Sirius barks a laugh, Remus really knows him well.

[enbysiriusblack]

jegulily au where regulus is a rogue demon that wants to do good, james is a mischievous angel that doesn't care much for their rules, and lily is a demigod intent on ignoring her godlyness.

like i imagine regulus and james hanging out on earth all the time, regulus trying to fix things, and james causing minor trouble. and lily is just there who can very much tell neither of them are humans, but you know what? fuck that. she is not getting involved in this dangerous, supernatural world and is intent on ignoring them both. james, however, is infatuated with her and regulus and would just like to chat to them, please. and regulus keeps having to undo james' pranks and it is pissing him off at this point, angels are meant to be doing good, not playing stupid pranks, and why is there a demigod staring at him? is she a spy there to drag him back to the underworld and torture him for being a terrible demon? fuck.

[de-angulorum-et-angelorum]

Heaven and Hell have had enough.

Battling for the Earth like children, sending their Angels and Demons to enact their good and evil plans, only to see it defeated by the other side.

An ultimatum is decided upon: they have exactly one year to unleash everything they’ve got on the Earth.

The winning side will own Earth and all its inhabitants, finally putting a stop to this battle.

Now, if only these Angels and Demons could stop acting like humans…

[dorlilymylovesss]

I desperately need supernatural black brothers au, like imagine potential brothers, wolfstar and jegulus angst

barty and evan as demons

baddas hunters lily and dorcas

james as an angel and remus obviously a werewolf

sirius who leaves his home to study and finally live his life without hunting only to come back because his favorite uncle alphard is missing;

regulus who loves hunting and doesn't get how sirius could live without it

wolfstar and forbidden love trop

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

ThisLiminalSpace FAQ

On Bookbinding : I allow bookbinds to be made of my fics for personal use/gifts, as long as no money is involved for the exchange (also I love seeing them).

WIPS

Jegulus/Wolfstar

🐺 I hunt for you with bloodied feet across the hallowed ground : Werewolf Regulus, canon divergent 👽There's something about you, calling to me : The colorless, Alien spaceship soulmate AU

Dramione 🪄Echoes In Eternity : Gladiator retelling but also definitely not at all, wandlore reevaluation, we're building Horcruxes.

✨Works✨ JEGULUS💫/WOLFSTAR🐺⭐️ LONG FORM

🐺 I hunt for you with bloodied feet across the hallowed ground : Werewolf Regulus, canon divergent, triwizard tournament, beauxbatons Regulus 🚣🏻 We qualify angels by weight of wings, isn’t that a little shallow? : Fake dating, wizard AU 🐈The third option : Asexual Regulus Black. 👽There's something about you, calling to me : The colorless, Alien spaceship soulmate AU ♾️ The sound of your own drowning : The Old Guard AU, exploration of Quynh and Andy's story line as Jegulus. 🌊Heartless : MCD. Davy Jones retelling but I don't listen to the rules and just do what I like, prosed poetry. (Taken down for rework). 👶🏻 I am the moved on : Mpreg jegulus but really not in the way you think. A story with not one (1) mention of actual pregnancy. 🌼 One Thousand Wildflower Fields : A/B/O, underground fighting. Smut. 🦯 Everything I Thought I Knew has Fallen out of View : MCD. Orpheus and Eurydice retelling. Blind James, bargaining as a love language, except it's canon and he's gotta die. 🌎 Le Mange Dieu et le Dévoreur de Mondes : Regulus does not think he deserves good things. It takes 5 years, but James proves him wrong. JEGULUS💫/WOLFSTAR🐺⭐️ ONE SHOTS ⏳Parallel Lines : Inception, a life within a life. My personal fav story. ✉️ To you, who knew me : MCD. What makes everything so hard is that I am so easy to love, but I am the only one thinking so. ⚰️ Roast in Peace : Another fever dream of dumb coffee puns and light smut though it's mostly jokes and humor. 🚬 Kissing other boys : Sharing kisses and cigarettes 👼👿 Raise hell : Angels and demons, soulmates, also known as the Frankeinstein fic 🥐Collars and Croissants : I can't apologise. Croissant date ☕️The Brew : I'm sorry. A/B/O, texting 😢Peak : I just don't want anyone to be happy 🤵🏻‍♂️Runaway Groom : Don't let me get married let's drink wine 🕷All the ways Regulus avoids using the subway : Spiderman James 🧹Save a broom, ride a chaser / Save a snitch, catch a seeker : Established slice of life, fun teeshirt and dino mug 🛳Musical chairs on a sinking ship : MCD. Everyone drinks blood and then dies. A close second favorite. 👻Shadows : I take the french subway too often clearly 😷Of all the things you could ruin, I hope you choose me : I was in my spit Jeggy era please excuse these filthy surgeons. 💦Tell me what you want : I just wanted to make friends with Greenvlvetcouch so I wrote them filth. 🏅Goldeneye : I can't play sports, even imaginary ones.

DRAMIONE✨ 🪄Echoes In Eternity : Gladiator retelling but also definitely not at all, wandlore reevaluation, we're building Horcruxes. Explicit ⚔️ - Dramione - In progress

ERURI🗡️

Your maker: Maple syrup and Titanic, wine&paint and myoelectric arms. Something soft and unshakable: happy birthday Levi

Ace♠️ing it Podcast I'm doing with my lovely soulmate B.

[siriuslythatbitch]

Update to the Bringer of Dawn, Savior of Many Series. It's an Angel/Demon AU, and be sure to read all the tags!

[ddejavvu]

m.list - sirius black (cont.)

Masterlist #1

❥ - mei’s favorites

☼ - fluff

☾ - angst

✘ - nsfw content, minors please dni

hockey!sirius x figure skater!reader ☼☾

dating professor!sirius ☼❥

photographer!sirius x lingerie model!reader ✘

unit chief!sirius ☼❥

professor!sirius x professor!reader ☼

rockstar!sirius on tour ✘

office hours with professor!sirius ✘

sirius x crybaby!reader ☼☾❥

fawning over guitarist!sirius's hands ✘❥

sirius recognizing camgirl!reader ✘❥

best friend's brother with sirius ☼

student!sirius x teacher!reader ☼✘

making out with professor!sirius ✘❥

sirius pining after reader who punched him ☼

sirius using a vibrator on you in public ✘

sirius + oral fixation ✘

piercer!sirius ☼✘

reader rejecting sirius ☼☾❥

drunk sirius scaring reader ☼

actor!sirius x actress!reader ☼❥

sirius + praise kink ☼✘

prince!sirius x princess!reader ✘❥

actor!sirius x fashion designer!reader ☼❥

dbf!sirius x lupin!reader ✘❥

vampire!sirius + biting ☼✘

celebrity!sirius ☼✘

doctor!sirius ✘

poly!wolfstar ☼❥

sirius sneaking reader into grimmauld place ☼❥

single dad!sirius ☼

painting sirius's nails ☼❥

reader finding out sirius asked her out on a bet ☾❥

househusband!sirius ☼

dilf!sirius x stripper!reader ☼✘❥

boxer!sirius ☼☾❥

coach!sirius ☼❥

grinding on sirius ✘

reader being allergic to padfoot ☼❥

professor!sirius noticing you're tired ☼❥

tattoo artist!sirius ☼

stepbro!sirius ✘

dog hybrid!sirius x cat hybrid!reader ☼❥

dancing with sirius ☼

mafia!sirius + arranged marriage ☼☾❥

sirius + pain kink ✘

sirius finds out reader is a werewolf ☼☾

angel!sirius x demon!reader ☼❥

sirius visiting reader's bookshop ☼❥

fanboy!sirius ☼

professor!sirius flirting with you in class ☼❥

cat hybrid!sirius ☼❥

mistaking sirius for snape ☼❥

clingy dog hybrid!sirius ☼☾❥

dog hybrid!sirius with sensitive ears ✘

needy dog hybrid!sirius ✘

guitarist!sirius x bartender!reader ☼❥

toxic!professor!sirius ☾

personal trainer!sirius ☼❥

professor!sirius + favoritism ☼❥

professor!sirius ☼

sirius x touch starved reader ✘

sirius + innocence kink ✘

poly!camboy!wolfstar ☼❥

cat hybrid!reader giving dog hybrid!sirius a blowjob ✘

reader getting a 'sirius' necklace ☼❥

crawling into sirius's bed after a nightmare ☼❥

sirius in love with regulus's wife

sirius + exhibitionism ✘

reader and sirius raising harry ☼❥

sirius stalking reader as padfoot ☾❥

dbf!sirius talking about his girlfriend to james ☼❥

only one bed with sirius ☼

soulmate au with sirius ☼❥

sirius with an older girlfriend ☼

[dykefever]

wip challenge

thanks @de-sire-blog for the tag! i’m obsessed with the sound of all your wip’s and can’t wait for them!!

thought this would be fun but i tend to focus on only one or two wip’s at a time so don’t have heaps to offer y’all

r/j/s fic / (working title) the blood in your mouth: this fic is three parts focusing on different eras of their relationship (might be subject to change depending on how out of hand it all gets). it starts at hogwarts with james pining incessantly as they figure their shit out. it then covers the war with the three of them together, and how two of them know more about how to end the war than the other. tension etc. the third part is after the war and i won’t give away more than that! each era will be from a different person’s POV. i’m currently ironing out the structure and how plot-y and long it’s going to be but i do know the beats of the stories are titled with richard siken poetry.

unnamed band fic: wolfstar. sex drugs and rock n roll. modern au and an excuse to write a secret relationship with angst and the whole world watching their every move. i think it’s going to be a longish one shot. most likely smutty, definitely self-indulgent

angel/devil au: now i’ve half abandoned this and i’m not sure if i’ll come back! but! remus is a self-righteous angel and sirius is the literal devil. they meet and sirius flirts incessantly. remus is confused and annoyed and kind of into it. it’s more about morality and redemption than religion. it uses catholic/christian ideas but i’ve made it into what i want and what we think we know about hell is very wrong. there are also issues in the ranks of angels and demons. sexual tension, chaos, and adventure ensues.

[gardenoflupins]

My wolfstar angel/demon au is so rule #34 coded

[devilrising]

I was thinking about this fic and I hope is not accidently one you recommended first and I forgot, but even so it's really good.

There's this awesome Drarry fic on AO3 called A Match Made In Hell. It's this au where Harry and Draco are demons. Every demon is assigned an angel mate and every angel a demon mate. Except Draco and Harry are two demons who are paired together. This story also features some tragic wolfstar mystery stuff but I don't want to spoil that.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13403712

Omfg that sounds amazing?? Thank you so much for the rec! I’ll check it out 💜💜

[de-angulorum-et-angelorum]

hello

essentially i just wanted to sort some of the fics i read. ask box for recommendations. my fandoms for this account are riordanverse, kotlc, and marauders.

All time favorites (in no particular order) :

Rewrite the Stars by kingburu

Netherside by skyrat

Countdown by sincere_lies

Snowfall by bluefaewren

just lovers (like we were supposed to be) by bizarrestars

honorable mentions:

step into daylight and let it go by serendipitysirius

Whatever happened to the young, young lovers? by georgia_sk

The Long Game by lackadaisical_lizard

Only The Brave by solmussa

Stray Demigod by ElfGrove

tags - (use the search bar)

jasico, jason grace, nico di angelo, ace, mortal jason, mortal nico, riordanverse, percy jackson, percico, amnesiac jason, ambassador nico

fedex, kotlc, fitz vacker, dex dizznee

marauders, jegulus, james potter, regulus black, wolfstar, remus lupin, sirius black, dorlene, dorcas meadowes, marlene mckinnon, rosekiller, evan rosier, barty crouch jr, bartylus, peter pettigrew, pandora lovegood, jegulus raising harry, fake dating, pandora, lily evans, pandalily, horcrux hunting, mary macdonald, andromeda black tonks

harry potter, draco malfoy, drarry, ron weasley, hermione granger,

angel demon au, godswap au, mortal au, cupid au, soulmates au

canon compliant

[alifeincoffeespoons]

a wolfstar good omens au

because i LOVE the art of @maria-tries​ and have had this headcanon living rent-free in my head ever since i saw this

i. 

Sirius is cool. When he walks, it’s with a swagger. He knows the right way to smirk to make strangers blush. He knows how to make his hair fall perfectly around his shoulders and catch the eye of every passerby. He knows how to wear his leather jacket so it fits him perfectly, no matter what he has on underneath. It comes with being a demon, after all.

(This is not entirely true. Most demons don’t pay attention to the way their hair falls or the perfect way to smirk. Sirius is the only demon who actually cares to learn these things. It’s true that every demon is capable of these things; most just don’t particularly want to, especially when they could be torturing idiotic humans instead.)

This makes him particularly good at temptation. Other things Sirius is good at include inventing devices and structures to lead humans onto the path to damnation (his more recent ones include Twitter and inauthentic poke bowl chains), raising tropical birds, and caring for his motorbike, a 1940 Harley-Davidson. 

Things Sirius is apparently not good at include caring for children, given that he’s lost the fucking Antichrist. 

“What do you mean you’ve lost him?” Remus hisses, and wow, this is the angriest Remus has ever looked, which isn’t very angry at all, to be honest, given that angels aren’t actually capable of being angry. To an outsider, he just looks a bit befuddled. 

“You lost him too!”

“Yes, but you were the one who brought him to that hospital.”

“Satanic convent.”

“Is this really the time to be precise?”

“I mean, a lack of precision was what got us here,” and it looks like angels actually are capable of being angry, since Remus’s current blank stare is absolutely terrifying.

“Are you sure?” Remus paces around the grounds of Malfoy Manor, where the birthday-boy-who-is-apparently-not-the-Antichrist is laughing at the hired magician, a pompous narcissist named Gilderoy Lockhart, who’s just failed to pull a bunny rabbit out of his top hat. Sirius makes a mental note to use Lockhart to tempt more people into rage sometime; if this is how horribly arrogant he is at a child’s birthday party, he can’t wait to see the damage he could do on a date. 

(Over the course of Gilderoy Lockhart’s short existence, he’s managed to seal the damnation of thirty individuals already. He would be a very good demon. Gilderoy Lockhart himself, of course, was hell-bound before he even reached his second year of university, by the force of his unfortunate habit of stealing the research of his fellow students. This, coincidentally, was also how he managed to get expelled from university.)

Multiple people would probably end up with black eyes at the end.

“Well, there’s no hellhound—”

“Don’t say that in front of the humans!”

“Oh, come off it, no one’s listening, everyone’s either getting drunk or throwing food at the magician—”

“Still!”

“There’s no dog here, and Bellatrix was just kind enough to inform me that the hellhound has arrived safely at the Antichrist’s home, so I’m pretty damn sure this is the wrong kid!”

“But how could we have lost him?” Remus looks like he’s going to either scream or cry, and neither is particularly appropriate for this occasion, even if Draco Malfoy’s birthday party is shaping up to be an unmitigated disaster even without the Antichrist Problem, given that the guests have begun throwing around chunks of the birthday cake topped with edible gold. 

(Which would have been a bad idea even if Lockhart wasn’t a hopeless magician, given that no eleven-year-old’s palette is nuanced enough to appreciate the delicacies of edible gold. Alternatively, edible gold is never a good idea, as it is simply capitalism at its worst. The second is more likely.)

“I don’t know, but we have, so we better fucking do something about it,” Sirius says. 

ii.

Doing something about it apparently means getting the hell out of Draco Malfoy’s disastrous eleventh birthday party and hunkering down in Remus’s bookstore to do research. Research means, in this case, Remus muttering furiously as he flips through dozens of prophecy books in hopes of finding something useful and Sirius annoying Remus as Remus mutters furiously. It’s very fun, annoying Remus. His angel isn’t very easily flustered, to be honest, which makes the pay-off even more worth it when he becomes flustered, in Sirius’s opinion. 

(Remus’s cheeks go all red and his freckles become even more prominent. If Sirius was the type of demon who went around calling things adorable, he would call Remus adorable. As Sirius is not that kind of demon, thank you very much, he thinks of Remus, secretly, as delectable. Honestly, the two are fairly interchangeable.)

Over the course of his 6,000-year-plus tenure on Earth, he’s also discovered that there are many things that annoy Remus. These include, and are not limited to:

Flipping through one of his books loudly and sighing whenever possible, making sure to say “boring” in an audible tone;

Eating Remus’s chocolate and then leaving the wrappers everywhere for him to find;

Calling Remus “Moony-Moons” in a sickeningly sweet tone (a nickname acquired after an unfortunate incident wherein some superstitious residents of Edinburgh mistook the angel for a werewolf in the 16th century);

Taking the motorbike around the block near Remus’s bookshop, making sure to rev the engine very loudly every lap; 

Humming “God Save The Queen” off-key, just loudly enough for Remus to hear. It’s doubly annoying, because he tips his chair back to creak on every off-beat.

Right now, he’s in the process of repeating the fifth option for the third time when Remus slams the book shut. For a moment, he thinks Remus is going to whisper-yell at him. 

(Hot.)

Or maybe he’s going to kiss him. 

(Even hotter.)

Instead, Remus simply stands up. 

“Right. I think we need to find a book.”

“Remus, you have almost every book written in the past five centuries and then some in this bookshop.” This is helped by the fact that Remus keeps very odd hours, always opening late in the afternoon and closing early in the morning. This isn’t even to mention the week he takes off every month, without fail, which has helped spread the rumor, again, that Remus is a werewolf. Sirius has not mentioned the existence of this rumor to Remus, because he finds it hilarious. If Remus needed to actually make money, he would be exceptionally poor, given that the last time he sold a book was three weeks ago, and it was a two pound guide book of Paris. 

Remus gives him a look. “Unfortunately, I don’t, actually, though that would be very nice. I’m missing Cassandra Trelawney’s Book of Strange and Mystical Prophecies.”

“Remus, all this prophecy bunk is rubbish. It’s just humans trying to scam dumber humans out of their money.” Sirius would know. He’s very good at creating ways for humans to scam dumber humans out of their money. He invented Juicero, after all. 

“It’s not, actually,” Remus says. “Granted, a lot of the prophetic books are, especially those from the 19th century, but Cassandra Trelawney’s is exceptionally accurate.”

“Aren’t you the one always going on about ineffability? How can any books be written if everything is ineffable anyway?”

Remus sighs. His angel is exceptionally good at sighing. Secretly, Sirius likes to think that they’re a sign of affection. 

(Actually, they are. Remus has a specific sigh for Sirius, which can best be translated as “you’re quite annoying, in all honesty, but for some reason, I’ve grown very attached to you and don’t know how I could bear to live without you at this point.”)

“The Plan may be ineffable, but Cassandra Trelawney was a true seer. This is just a shot in the dark, honestly, but if we could get our hands on it, it might help us find out who the Antichrist actually is.”

“And then what do we do?” Sirius asks. “What, we find this Antichrist, who’s probably been influenced by Downstairs already, if he has the hellhound, and what? We talk to him about how this world is actually very nice, so please don’t end it, please? You really think that’s going to work? This is the literal spawn of Satan, Remus. It’s not just another idiotic eleven-year-old. And what, do you think that prophecy book is just going to hold all the answers? That it’ll give a perfect description of the Antichrist and his exact address, and we’ll just find him?” 

“Well, what else can we do?” And there’s that Remus flush. Delectable, indeed.

“Run away with me,” Sirius decides suddenly. Remus gives him an incredulous look.

“To where?” he scoffs. “Sirius, if we can’t find the Antichrist, all of this will be gone.”

And that hurts, it does, because Sirius loves Earth, loves everything about it. He loves the solidity of the ground under his motorbike, loves the wine (he has taste, sue him), loves London especially, all the cafes where he can watch Remus sip tea and fawn over chocolate pastries. But if they find the Antichrist, and everything goes south anyway, because that’s what will probably happen, in any case—

“What if we find him and it’s gone anyway? Remus, if we fuck this up—and given how solidly we managed to fuck up taking care of the right Antichrist—one of us will probably be dead in the next month.” I can’t lose you, he doesn’t say, because he doesn’t know what he would do if Remus doesn’t feel the same way. “Remus, we can go—we can go to fuck, I don’t know, Alpha Centauri. Or anywhere else. You read all those books about exploring the galaxy, well, we could do that.”

Because Remus is far more principled than Sirius, for a moment, he seems to be gazing into space, and then he just sighs. 

(In that moment, Remus thought about running away with Sirius to some distant galaxy, where they could be something besides an angel and a demon, something unnameable and perfect in that unnameability, and it was all well and good for that moment, but then he thought about all the families that would be torn apart, all of the people who hadn’t done anything wrong at all, really, and would be condemned for simply happening to exist at the wrong time, and he knew he couldn’t.)

“We can’t. We just—we need to find him, and we can go from there. Look, has anything terrible happened yet?”

“It could be,” Sirius says sullenly. “And something terrible is always happening.”

“More terrible than usual, I mean. Earthquakes across the world, volcanic eruptions, Martians destroying London—and don’t give me that look, we’ll know if that happens.”

“Not yet,” Sirius has to admit. 

“Well, there you have it. We can save him.”

“Oh, so because he’s not currently destroying the world, he’s suddenly not the Antichrist anymore?”

“I never said that,” Remus replies mildly. “I’m saying that he’s a child, even if he’s the Antichrist, and he can’t be expected to be a soldier in a war he doesn’t even know he signed up for.”

“You and your fucking logic. Where are we even going to find this book of horrible prophecies?”

“I may have an idea,” Remus says.

(This idea, it must be said, is less of a fully-formed idea and more of an inkling. In short, it is not a very good idea.)

will i ever write more of this? who knows. maybe? i just Love the idea of sirius as crowley and remus as aziraphale so very much. 

(harry’s the antichrist, of course. but a good one!)

[sagesparrow394]

Me: I’m gonna make a Wolfstar Good Omens AU! Now, of course Remus will be the angel. He’s shy, kind, bookish, like Aziraphale. Sirius will be the demon, he’s loud, brash, impulsive, like Crowley-

My Brain: switch

Me: Huh? What, why?

My Brain: fits

Me: How does it fit?

My Brain: sirius. family wants to stay ‘pure’, him to follow their lead. family wants war, he doesn’t. remus. dark creature many fear and hate. expected to be dark, evil, but is not (completely. will still cause inconveniences and “pranks”)

Me: Oh shit, u right.

[siriuslythatbitch]

You Be the Judge and I'm the Case

In an unheard of turn of events, I have the next piece in my angel/demon au all ready for you guys! I hope you enjoy it and as always, mind the tags.