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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND WE HAD TO WATCH THIS AT SCHOOL AND THEN FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS EVERYONE DID THE SALUTE TO IT AS A JOKE AND IT WAS SO FUNNY

yall ever heard about the wave

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💄 Body Paint Magic 🖌🧙🏼‍♂️

And here I am just trying not to poke my eye out when I put on mascara…

 (art by Kika Studio)

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Tom, Tom, Tom. Can you tell us about the Spider Verse?

TOM HOLLAND  in Spider-Man: Far From Home / Travel Vlog - China, 2019

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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Chick-fil-A in June: how do you do fellow gays? We love the gays. Spend your money here!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Chick-fil-A the other 11 months: we donate to conversion therapy and think being gay is a sin. We also donate to anti-marriage equality campaigns.

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Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

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venom: *does that thing with his tongue*

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Poor Grandma

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Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

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You bitch

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

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“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

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me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

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the next new big funney meme is growing and developing as a person

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let’s make 2019 the year we aknowledge eyes don’t change color depending on our mood or ever