#wolfgang waffles

[fernfangs]

clangen doodles on my crappy sketchbook

I am preparing to make a clangen blog...Solsticeclan be upon yee

[fernfangs]

It feels like almost the entire WC fandom is incapable of rereading the books and seeing how awful some characters (Crowfeather and Clear Sky) truly are. All of Crowfucker and Cunt Sky's victims deserve so much better.

average day in the tiktok warriors fandom

he's. he's literally described on the page as enjoying the feeling of making cats viciously maul each other. He gets "validation" for his feelings constantly through Gray Wing and his other sycophants kissing his ass, and still maliciously and intentionally torments them. He beats women and children for telling him no

What they want is BREEZEPELT. This describes BREEZEPELT. BREEZE. PELT.

The cat who is ACTUALLY reprimanded by authority for being angry all the time?? The one whose dad screeches at him for having basic needs?? A character who is explicitly shown to be manipulated by an evil force because they're the only ones who validate his feelings??

THAT Breezepelt?? Ringing any BELLS?

Lemmie guess. Tiktok probably doesn't like Breezepelt much because if you acknowledge that he's a child abuse victim, you can't keep woobifying Crowfeather into a sad boy. Lol.

[artbywaffless]

i apologize in advance

[schadenfreudich]

Wolfgang: Why does it smell like melted butter? *looks at the cemetery, the exact opposite of where the smell comes from*

[magnolia-sunrise]

The way you explore Bastien’s sense of identity through his presentation reminds me of an OC of mine, so they might see eye to eye in at least some respects! My guy Evan (he/him) is a fat trans man who figured out he was trans a little late into his teenage years because he was too preoccupied being the third parent to his three younger siblings. Eventually this fact about himself was too strong for him to ignore, though, and thus he quickly began the process of socially transitioning and gradually sought medical transition as well. He changed names several times throughout this period (Callum, Beck, Rory, and many others among them)

His parents… They weren’t *un*supportive, but in the very least his mother, who saw a lot of herself in her oldest child, indulged his desire to transition while never quite shaking his deadname out of her vocabulary, you know? Especially with him changing names *so* often, it’s just *so* hard to remember which one is right these days. And Evan wanted to maintain a relationship with his parents for a long time (honestly what he wanted was to stay close to his siblings, the youngest of whom is 13 years younger than him). It wasn’t until after he met his eventual spouse, Isador (he/she), who called him by the right name consistently, who encouraged him to experiment and figure out what he liked about being trans, and who showed him what supportive family looks like (Isador was raised by her grandmother who absolutely loves the hell out of her grandkid), that he eventually got the courage to confront his parents. This eventually leads to him going no-contact with said parents, although his siblings reach back out to him on their own

It takes a WHILE for Evan to feel comfortable circling back to femininity for himself, and to feel totally comfortable in his body even then. He grows out a beard and dresses in layers to kind of hide how his body looks underneath. He pushed his feminine hobbies and interests to the side Hard when he started socially transitioning, because he convinced himself he Had to, and instead leans hard into new hobbies like handiwork and cars. Once again he’s content to simply push through the feelings as though they’re small, until they’re too big to ignore. Years down the line, after he and Isador are married, he can admit to himself that Christina Aguilera may still be one of his favourite artists. After they have a daughter together, he comes back to the mending skills he learned as a kid in order to fix her dolls — and maybe even make her some, when he feels brave enough

Evan also tends to be good at reading people and social settings, and if he knew Bastien to any degree, I think he’d be thrilled to see how their sense of personal style and the way they carry themselves changes over time. It’s good to see :)

(Wolfgang and Isador would also absolutely queen out. That’s a separate thing skhdjssjg)

(sorry for getting to this a bit late i got this ask as i was heading out!)

helloooo Evan(and Isador!!) so nice to meet them :") <3 !

really really love how much care and love you put into his story and the realistic and long identity journey (some of the family stuff really hits so hard).

i don't post about this stuff much since its not relevant to the story and i like exploring my characters identities in relation to each other but Bastien left his family when he was fairly young to get himself out of that town and that deeply supressive environment and off to med school as far away as possible, and they've been no contact pretty much since. he used to be a twinkish dyke, and then a dykish twink early on in university and that environment was really fundamental in experimenting with gender and sexuality for him. he was also really lonely, and unsure of anything - getting himself DIY testoterone and then waffling whether he actually wanted to go on it, then waffling about some of the changes, then waffling about top surgery (so he spent some years walking around with mustache and tits) just. a lot of anxiety and stress all the time, they preferred to just put their studies ahead of anything else and only engage in sexuality in terms of one night flings on campus. then after one dramatic event and a shoulder injury, continuing studies was no longer an option and his life just. shattered.

this is where Matteo came into his life in a bigger way, and immediately he was someone really attractive because he seemed so confident, his life figured out, future lined out. it was intoxicating to be in the presence of someone so self assured without a care in the world. who in turn also accepted Bastien - at least back then, when he was a depressed twink Matteo could "save"- and motivated him. but ultimately it was like jumping from one form loneliness and isolation into another form of it, now depending on his cis partner, surrounded by Matteos cis rich friends. his body still changing, gaining weight, feeling unattractive to his partner and locked into specific way of gender and sexuality expression, losing sense of his identity and what they even wanted to do with their life. its so alienating.

all this is to say-- i think if Bastien knew somemone like Evan early on, he would have really loved to have a friend like that - someone going through similar experiences i feel like they could have found a lot of strength and support in each other :") i think if they stayed in touch and friendly over the years, they could have been really positive influences on each other and maybe Bastien would not have such deep seated issues opening up to other people and even to himself. lost in the thought imagining the happiness Bastien would feel visiting Evan's family and seeing the pure love and joy there and what it took to get there its just :"))))) maybe he even would have the strength to leave his unhappy relationship seeing what it's like to be *actually* really accepted when seeing how Isador loves Evan :"))

thank you for sharing!!

[kankuroplease]

QUESTION

Do Wolfgang and Ringi ever just like, look at their kids, all of them just fighting over the smallest, stupidest thing like the last waffle and go, “This is your fault.”

Bc that’s what my parents did this morning. I got into it with my lil Sis and they both looked at eachother and said, “Your fault.” And walked away.

Wolfgang is the type of dad that would instigate it, just “I don’t know, Kuri is making a lot of sense~” “Fritzy is also making a fair point~”

A happy home if full of laughs and some light bickering between siblings as they establish their own identities in his mind. So jumping in like that often makes their kids bond together and dog pile up on him instead of each other.

Then Ringo would be like, “they are their father’s children 😩🥰”

[slxsherwriter]

Nano is successful underway. First one up will feature Dr. Henry Augutus Wolfgang!

In the meantime, I've been waffling on adding movie William Afton to the blog. Do I do it? Any interest?

[areyoutheonerp]

welcome to are you the one?, the most ambitious matchmaking experiment ever attempted. let's hope you find love and win money!please join the server within 24 hours or else your role will be reopened.

jennie kim (micha kim) - the sovereign [ ev ]

tyla (sasha levine) - the instigator [ whit ]

lucas white smith (leo adler) - the commentator [ whit ]

madisyn menchaca (riley wilson) - the fallen angel [ nelly ]

yu jimin / karina (harper byeon) - the runaway [ alex ]

joako fábrega (lucas gonzález) - the traveler [ alex ]

lalisa manoban (chaisee 'chelsea' amarin)* - the social butterfly [ kelsey ]

wolfgang novogratz (atticus thorne) - the songbird [ kelsey ]

naret promphaopun (thanawin 'prince' jutamas) - the tempest [ jackie ]

jeong jaehyun (darius kwan) - the airhead [ chai ]

meg donnelly (charlotte gregison) - the rose colored glass [ diana ]

zendaya (rianna johannes) - the amaranth [ abby ]

jordan fisher (michael anderson) - the quixotic [ abby ]

lizeth selene (aura cordova) - the magnet [ daisy ]

im jinah (myung hana) - the primadonna [ moon ]

rafael silva (davi almeida) - the wanderer [ moon ]

josh heuston (jacob plank) - the neophyte [ wren ]

kaaviya sambasivam (saleena devi) - the puppeteer [ wren ]

ayo edebiri (dove lawson) - the bohemian [ bunny ]

uncle waffles (milani ayanda) - the death of the sun [ tee ]

harry styles (axel daltrey) - the cataclysmic [ becca ]

cha eunwoo (sun mun-hee) - the reticent [ pelrissa ]

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 8.24

Holidays

Bartholomew Fair (UK)

Flag Day (Liberia)

Flitting Appreciation Day

Gaura Parba (Nepal)

International Day Against Intolerance, Discrimination and Violence Based on Musical Preferences, Lifestyle and Dress Code (UN)

International Strange Music Day

Kobe Bryant Day (Los Angeles)

Love a Geek Day

National #IAM911 Day

National Danny Day

National Emory Day

National Hydropower Day

National Knife Day

National Maryland Day

National Parks Day (Costa Rica)

National SKAM Artist Day

National Waffle Iron Day

Nostalgia Night (Uruguay)

Osiris Nativity (Ancient Egypt)

Pluto Demotion Day

Sam Spade Day

Schaferlauf (Germany)

Shooting Star Day

Single-Parent Family Day

Vesuvius Day

Waratambar (Thanksgiving; Papua New Guinea)

Wayzgoose (End-of-Summer Party)

Weather Complaint Day

We Love Memoirs Day

William Wilberforce Day

Winter Barley Day (French Republic)

World Gujarati Language Day

World Trainer’s Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Can-Opener Day

National Peach Pie Day

National Waffle Day

4th Thursday in August

National Bra Fitting Day [4th Thursday]

National Burger Day (a.k.a. Mr. Hyde National Burger Day; UK) [Thursday before August bank holiday]

Independence Days

Russia (from USSR, 1991)

Ukraine (from USSR, 1991)

Feast Days

Abbán of Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Alex Colville (Artology)

Arkwright (Positivist; Saint)

Aubrey Beardsley Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Aurea of Ostia (Christian; Saint)

Bartholomew the Apostle (Roman Catholic, Anglican) [mead drinkers, cheese merchants] *

Day of Our Lady of Sanity (Pagan)

Festival of Mania (Ancient Rome)

The Great In-Betweeny (Muppetism)

Gunnlöð Festival (Norse)

Irchard (a.k.a. Erthad) of Scotland (Christian; Saint)

Jeanne-Antide Thouret (Christian; Saint)

Lavinia Fontana (Artology)

Luna Festival (Ancient Rome)

Maria Micaela Desmaisieres (Christian; Saint)

Massa Candida (Martyrs of Utica, a.k.a. The White Mass; Christian; Martyrs)

Mundus Patet (Roman harvest feast)

Owen (Audoin) of Rouen (Christian; Saint) [Innkeepers]

Pluto Demotion Grieving Day (Pastafarian)

Willka Raymi (Ancient Incan; Peru)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Sakimake (先負 Japan) [Bad luck in the morning, good luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

Alice’s Restaurant (Film; 1969)

All Quiet on the Western Front (Film; 1930)

Buddy the Gee Man (WB LT Cartoon; 1935)

Chronic Town, by R.E.M. (EP; 1982)

The Facts of Life (TV Series; 1979)

Fantastic Voyage (Film; 1966)

Frank, by Squeeze (Album; 1989)

Get Together, recorded by The Youngbloods (Song; 1966)

Grace, by Jeff Buckley (Album; 1994)

Gravity and Grace, by Simone Weil (Philosophical Thoughts; 1947)

They Happytime Murders (Film; 2018)

The Harp in the South, by Ruth Park (Novel; 1948)

Jay and Silent Bob Stroke Back (Film; 2001)

Look What You Made Me Do, by Taylor Swift (Song; 2017)

Love Me Tender, recorded by Elvis Presley (Song; 1956)

Mockingjay, by Suzanne Collins (Novel; 2010) [#3]

Oh! The Grandeur, by Andrew Bird with Bowl of Fire (Album; 1999)

Pump Up the Volume (Film; 1990)

Rock ’N’ Roll High School (Film; 1979)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, by Tom Stoppard (Play; 1966)

Saludos Amigos (Disney Animated Film; 1942)

Tattoo You, by The Rolling Stones (Album; 1981)

Teenage Dream, by Katy Perry (Album; 2010)

3 Ring Wing-Ding (WB LT Cartoon; 1968)

Tortilla Soup (Film; 2001)

Violin and Piano Sonata (K526), by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Sonata; 1787)

The Witches (Film; 1990)

Today’s Name Days

Bartholomäus, Isolde, Michaela (Austria)

Aurea, Bariša, Bartol, Bartolomej, Bartul, Zlata (Croatia)

Bartoloměj (Czech Republic)

Bartholomæus (Denmark)

Albert, Berta, Pärt, Pärtel (Estonia)

Bertta, Perttu (Finland)

Barthélémy (France)

Bartholomäus, Isolde, Michaela (Germany)

Aitolia, Eftihis (Greece)

Bertalan (Hungary)

Bartolomeo, Genesio, Giuliano (Italy)

Bertolds, Bertrams, Berts, Bertulis, Boleslavs (Latvia)

Alicija, Baltramiejus, Baltrus, Rasuolė, Viešvilas (Lithuania)

Belinda, Bertil (Norway)

Bartłomiej, Cieszymir, Jerzy, Joanna, Malina, Michalina (Poland)

Bartolomej (Slovakia)

Bartolomé, Emilia (Spain)

Bartolomeus (Sweden)

Baird, Bard, Bart, Barth, Bartholomew, Bowen, Evan, Ewan, Keon, Owen (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 236 of 2024; 129 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 4 of week 34 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Coll (Hazel) [Day 17 of 28]

Chinese: Month 7 (Geng-Shen), Day 9 (Jia-Yin)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 7 Elul 5783

Islamic: 7 Safar 1445

J Cal: 26 Hasa; Fiveday [26 of 30]

Julian: 11 August 2023

Moon: 50%: 1st Quarter

Positivist: 12 Gutenberg (9th Month) [Arkwright]

Runic Half Month: As (Gods) [Day 12 of 15]

Season: Summer (Day 64 of 94)

Zodiac: Virgo (Day 3 of 32)

[brookston]

Holidays 8.24

Holidays

Bartholomew Fair (UK)

Flag Day (Liberia)

Flitting Appreciation Day

Gaura Parba (Nepal)

International Day Against Intolerance, Discrimination and Violence Based on Musical Preferences, Lifestyle and Dress Code (UN)

International Strange Music Day

Kobe Bryant Day (Los Angeles)

Love a Geek Day

National #IAM911 Day

National Danny Day

National Emory Day

National Hydropower Day

National Knife Day

National Maryland Day

National Parks Day (Costa Rica)

National SKAM Artist Day

National Waffle Iron Day

Nostalgia Night (Uruguay)

Osiris Nativity (Ancient Egypt)

Pluto Demotion Day

Sam Spade Day

Schaferlauf (Germany)

Shooting Star Day

Single-Parent Family Day

Vesuvius Day

Waratambar (Thanksgiving; Papua New Guinea)

Wayzgoose (End-of-Summer Party)

Weather Complaint Day

We Love Memoirs Day

William Wilberforce Day

Winter Barley Day (French Republic)

World Gujarati Language Day

World Trainer’s Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Can-Opener Day

National Peach Pie Day

National Waffle Day

4th Thursday in August

National Bra Fitting Day [4th Thursday]

National Burger Day (a.k.a. Mr. Hyde National Burger Day; UK) [Thursday before August bank holiday]

Independence Days

Russia (from USSR, 1991)

Ukraine (from USSR, 1991)

Feast Days

Abbán of Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Alex Colville (Artology)

Arkwright (Positivist; Saint)

Aubrey Beardsley Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Aurea of Ostia (Christian; Saint)

Bartholomew the Apostle (Roman Catholic, Anglican) [mead drinkers, cheese merchants] *

Day of Our Lady of Sanity (Pagan)

Festival of Mania (Ancient Rome)

The Great In-Betweeny (Muppetism)

Gunnlöð Festival (Norse)

Irchard (a.k.a. Erthad) of Scotland (Christian; Saint)

Jeanne-Antide Thouret (Christian; Saint)

Lavinia Fontana (Artology)

Luna Festival (Ancient Rome)

Maria Micaela Desmaisieres (Christian; Saint)

Massa Candida (Martyrs of Utica, a.k.a. The White Mass; Christian; Martyrs)

Mundus Patet (Roman harvest feast)

Owen (Audoin) of Rouen (Christian; Saint) [Innkeepers]

Pluto Demotion Grieving Day (Pastafarian)

Willka Raymi (Ancient Incan; Peru)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Sakimake (先負 Japan) [Bad luck in the morning, good luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

Alice’s Restaurant (Film; 1969)

All Quiet on the Western Front (Film; 1930)

Buddy the Gee Man (WB LT Cartoon; 1935)

Chronic Town, by R.E.M. (EP; 1982)

The Facts of Life (TV Series; 1979)

Fantastic Voyage (Film; 1966)

Frank, by Squeeze (Album; 1989)

Get Together, recorded by The Youngbloods (Song; 1966)

Grace, by Jeff Buckley (Album; 1994)

Gravity and Grace, by Simone Weil (Philosophical Thoughts; 1947)

They Happytime Murders (Film; 2018)

The Harp in the South, by Ruth Park (Novel; 1948)

Jay and Silent Bob Stroke Back (Film; 2001)

Look What You Made Me Do, by Taylor Swift (Song; 2017)

Love Me Tender, recorded by Elvis Presley (Song; 1956)

Mockingjay, by Suzanne Collins (Novel; 2010) [#3]

Oh! The Grandeur, by Andrew Bird with Bowl of Fire (Album; 1999)

Pump Up the Volume (Film; 1990)

Rock ’N’ Roll High School (Film; 1979)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, by Tom Stoppard (Play; 1966)

Saludos Amigos (Disney Animated Film; 1942)

Tattoo You, by The Rolling Stones (Album; 1981)

Teenage Dream, by Katy Perry (Album; 2010)

3 Ring Wing-Ding (WB LT Cartoon; 1968)

Tortilla Soup (Film; 2001)

Violin and Piano Sonata (K526), by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Sonata; 1787)

The Witches (Film; 1990)

Today’s Name Days

Bartholomäus, Isolde, Michaela (Austria)

Aurea, Bariša, Bartol, Bartolomej, Bartul, Zlata (Croatia)

Bartoloměj (Czech Republic)

Bartholomæus (Denmark)

Albert, Berta, Pärt, Pärtel (Estonia)

Bertta, Perttu (Finland)

Barthélémy (France)

Bartholomäus, Isolde, Michaela (Germany)

Aitolia, Eftihis (Greece)

Bertalan (Hungary)

Bartolomeo, Genesio, Giuliano (Italy)

Bertolds, Bertrams, Berts, Bertulis, Boleslavs (Latvia)

Alicija, Baltramiejus, Baltrus, Rasuolė, Viešvilas (Lithuania)

Belinda, Bertil (Norway)

Bartłomiej, Cieszymir, Jerzy, Joanna, Malina, Michalina (Poland)

Bartolomej (Slovakia)

Bartolomé, Emilia (Spain)

Bartolomeus (Sweden)

Baird, Bard, Bart, Barth, Bartholomew, Bowen, Evan, Ewan, Keon, Owen (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 236 of 2024; 129 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 4 of week 34 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Coll (Hazel) [Day 17 of 28]

Chinese: Month 7 (Geng-Shen), Day 9 (Jia-Yin)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 7 Elul 5783

Islamic: 7 Safar 1445

J Cal: 26 Hasa; Fiveday [26 of 30]

Julian: 11 August 2023

Moon: 50%: 1st Quarter

Positivist: 12 Gutenberg (9th Month) [Arkwright]

Runic Half Month: As (Gods) [Day 12 of 15]

Season: Summer (Day 64 of 94)

Zodiac: Virgo (Day 3 of 32)

[fernfangs]

PINNED AND DIRECTORY

hello! I am Wolfgang, my main blog is @radioriseblogs . @redrum-cat-hell was my former warriors sideblog, but now this one is. You'll be seeing a TON of clangen and oc-centric stuff!

This blog is almost exclusively for warrior cats!

I am 21 years old, an agender boyflux lesbian, and I use he/they/it pronouns. Exclusionists can go eat shit <3

TAGS -> canon cats (cats in wc canon)

canon rewrites and aus -> anything involving rewriting canon, from minor lore modifications to entire overhauls. Includes AUs

wolfgang waffles -> my posts

wolfgang wanders -> reblog tag

fernfuckery -> shitpost/silly tag

ferncats -> my warrior cats ocs

wolfqueue -> queue tag

feel free to blacklist any tags as you see fit!

other ferns -> other's ocs

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

...I was. I really, really, was. Even though I really needed to stop using half of my energy all day on covering up all of my footprints in the rain and just being so anxious about being discovered for a million and one reasons.

There were only a few reasons I did wind up "coming out", honestly. One was Wolfgang (my Zoroark brother, love him to death) refusing to deal with me waffling anymore. Another was the fact that I had my parents (even if they weren't happy about me being so open either). But really... I think just seeing the support systems I had built here was a big part of that too.

Everyone was so... nice when I decided to post publicly "Hey, I'm a hybrid! I have weird powers and sharp teeth and also I've been lying to all of you!". And even if there's shitty people who reject me (there's plenty in real life, I just don't bother to mention 'em here), I've got friends. Real friends. And that's what matters to me! A lot more hybrids around lately, too.

...Sorry, that got more into me than this hypothetical person! But I think... there's people out there who respect you for who you are. And those are the people really worth listening to.

...hello fellow human... what would you think if a fellow human had... odd abilities... such as... being able to transform?...

(@realpokeman)

...I don't think I'm one to talk about strange abilities, fellow human. I can sort of transform too, you know! Only in appearance, though... and I'm not sure there's so many people who'd immediately jump to call me "human", either.

Personally, after all of my experience trying to seem fully human and finally breaking down and giving up, I'm definitely not calling anybody out for seeming a bit "weird" unless that's something they'd want to explore. I've been there. I get it. There's so much benefit to being "fully" human in this world, it's unreal. So if you ask me, a person's a person! Transforming or not.

[artbywaffless]

TIME FOR A SOLOOOOOO guess my favorite skylanders character challenge (spoiler its wolfgang)

[heartgrooooove]

[request box] mittermeyer family + dog

[gunthermunch]

what do your characters smell like? I feel like max smells like gym shoes and Lucas like freshly baked bread

oh we had a conversation about munch trademarked scented candles once in the gc

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

Weird Texts

Chell: So one of my friends (Nathan) goes 'Just text him you're not interested'. And then my other friend (Rick) goes 'text him the weirdest stuff possible, then he'll leave you alone'. I was like, 'that's the one I'm gonna do'. I'm gonna read them to you now. He (Wheatley) goes 'Hey Chell!' and I go 'Hey Wildcat!' That's a pretty strong start. We've been on one date. Wildcat is an aggressive nickname out of the gate. A couple days later, he texts me 'Hi Wolfgang lol I was wondering if you'd accompany me Friday night' and I responded with 'No dice, squirrel man! Got plans on plans on waffles!' And this bitch comes back with 'Oh cool! Make sure you don't forget the syrup'. And I don't know what to do at this point, because I'm pretty sure he's falling in love with me, and I think maybe, I'm falling in love with him!