#wolf!schlatt

[fanficfox]

ram schlatt this, ram schlatt that. as much as i love ram schlatt hybrid…what about wolf schlatt hybrid or werewolf schlatt??? do we see the vision???

[fanficfox]

YESSS BUNNY!!! SNAPS!!! 🙌🏻🤭🥰

Wolf!Schlatt x Bunny!Reader (gender neutral)

>> Schlatt finds a bunny all alone at night in the woods, but when he has them right where he wants them, he fumbles.

The grass crunched beneath your feet as you wandered the terrain, listening to the symphony of crickets all around you. The moon was near full, beautifully illuminating the forest around you, making the looming trees ever so daunting to a small bunny like yourself. You knew you should be back home, holed up in your den and sleeping; out of sight and safe. But something about the night just drew you out, needing to see what your friends were so scared about when the sun started to dip below the horizon. Well, you were about to figure out why they say “curiosity kills.”

As you were mindlessly looking at some unique mushrooms growing around the base of a rotted log, your ears twitched as the air suddenly felt thick enough to suffocate you. It made a lump form in your throat.

“Little past your bedtime, ain’t it?” The voice was cocky, self-assured, threatening. Yet, something about it made you stay in your place, heart ringing in your ears. They stood tall, wildly twitching before pointing backward. You tensed, whipping your head to look at the source. What stood before you made your blood run cold. A wolf. Right fucking in front of you. A big one, too, nearly a foot or more taller than you with broad shoulders. His ears stood perked atop his head, pointed toward you as his eyes were narrowed.

“What’s a lil’ thing like you doin’ out here so late, huh?” He taunts, voice sounding like honey laced with arsenic. You could see the smug lopsided grin on his face from the moonlight illuminating him just right, letting you notice the sharpened canines he had. The sight caused your fight-or-flight to kick in, finally bolting in the opposite direction instead of sitting there like an idiot. You were so concentrated on getting as far as you could, easily jumping over things in your way, but it wasn’t enough.

He laughed, easily keeping up with you. You put up a better fight than other prey animals he’s chased, though. In desperation to lose him, you turn on your heels and start running in a different direction. It seemed to throw him off, albeit momentarily. You could hear a growl behind you, letting you know you’ve successfully frustrated him. Before you knew it, you were tackled to the ground, his large frame effectively caging you beneath him on the ground. As you lie pinned beneath him, trembling and trying to find a way out, he stopped. His eyes raked over you, then his ears flattened on top of his head as a flash of conflict went through his eyes.

This confused you. Sure, you were thankful that he wasn’t trying to rip you apart then and there, but you’d never experienced this. Didn’t think it was possible, but here you were, staring a big bad wolf straight in the eyes. He had a softer expression now, a stark contrast to the lethal one you had been greeted with. His frame towered over yours, and you noticed the way his hair was tousled, threatening to fall into his face. You swallowed the lump in your throat, even paying close attention to your breaths. He was literally cowering like you had scolded him, but he still terrified you.

Why was he hesitating? Fuck if he even knew. Maybe it was because he was used to being begged for mercy, but you were silent. Perfect scenario for him, but here he was, actually thinking about his actions. His chest felt tight, twisting in a way that made him swear something was medically wrong.

“Consider yourself lucky, fluffball,” he grunted, trying desperately to keep his composure, sounding like he needed to convince himself more than you. For some reason, he stared down at you for a few long moments. Looked like he was calculating more than observing you at this point. It was starting to make you antsy, huffing and narrowing your eyes at him. He had to stop himself from laughing, but a smile worked its wait onto his face. Your behavior astonished him. He was a big scary wolf, yet here you were, throwing a fit at him. “What’s that face for, huh? You got some attitude now?” He taunts, unable to help himself, watching your nose twitch in annoyance. “Would you shut up?” You snap finally, the words falling from your mouth before you can stop them. You cower a little on instinct, thinking that would make him come back to his senses, but instead, you were met with laughter. Full-hearted laughter, like he couldn’t believe you had the gall to talk to him like that. “Fuck,” he gasped, shaking his head as he got ahold of himself. “You’re real fuckin’ stupid, aren’t you?” “Excuse me?” “You heard me, sweetheart,” he cooed, a smug grin on his face. This was way too much fun for him. “A sweet lil’ bunny like you ain’t supposed to talk like that to someone like me.” He sounded like he was testing you, toying with you, even. His ears shifted to a tense position again, but his body language remained relaxed, making you wonder just what was on his mind as his tail flicked. That’s when he barred his teeth, a low growl rumbling out of him as he brought his head down close enough that you could feel his breath wash over your face. This was enough to make you freeze up again, fearing that he wasn’t going to hold back this time. 

Everything in your body told you to run, to even attempt to save yourself. But you knew you weren’t going anywhere, and so did he. His chest twisted as he watched your nose twitch and ears flatten again. The pang in his chest at your fearful expression told him he never wanted to see you like that again, much less be the cause of it. And just like that, you felt him move away from you. “Go home.” It was like he was warning you, his ears flattening on his head. You blink, legs not working as your heart still pounded in your chest. He looked.. Conflicted, to say the very least. His brows were knit, dark eyes locked on you, looking tired more than anything sharp. “You need me to fuckin’ spell it out for you?” He barked, his voice cutting straight through you as his ears pinned back. “Go. Home.” That got you moving this time, instantly scurrying to your feet and taking off in the direction you knew would lead you back to your den. You didn’t dare look back this time, finally listening to your instincts. Meanwhile, Schlatt stayed in his tracks, watching as you disappeared from his sight. What the fuck was that? He had you right where he wanted you, twice, and he let you go. Told you to run, to think for once about your survival. This wasn’t like him, usually never thinking twice about whatever prey he’d catch. His jaw tightened as his tail twitched, ears flattening again as he grunted. He couldn’t get you out of his head. The way you defied him only to curl back into yourself, the way it made his heart feel like it was going to rip to shreds when your eyes would go big your ears pinned back. His chest twisted at the sight flashing in his mind, running a hand over his face. It was right then he decided. He needed to keep watch of that fucking bunny, make sure they didn’t get killed or be messed with by anyone else. And he’d make damn sure of it.  

(( ALSO @fanficfox for giving me the urge to write wolf schlatt <3 ))

[cateyeswrites]

I am not a bad person, you saw what they all did to me!

Schlatt and quackity art by @foolocracy_ in Twitter/ Rage poem by Marlon James, Black Leopard, Red Wolf/ Quackity art by @staripeYOO in Twitter/ Heart art by @violetta_n_n in TikTok/ Bathroom art by @moonlyst4rz/ Quackity art with the rings found in Pinterest /

[rabbitsrams]

imagine schlatt just so violently thirsting for you that you get back after a night out, barely in through the front door and he’s ripping your fishnets, sliding your panties to the side as he bends you over the sofa.

charlie i almost spit my soup out all over my laptop omg

nsfw under the cut, minors dni!! 18+ only.

tonight was the first time you and schlatt were going to a big youtuber/streamer party as a couple. and you decided to go all out.

you had just gotten your first pair of fishnet tights in the mail and you were so excited to finally wear them. much to the delight of your boyfriend.

he wolf-whistles as soon as you step out of the bathroom, your makeup is all done up and you're wearing a dress with your fishnets. and of course schlatt leaves the house with a semi, especially after smacking your ass when you go out the door before him.

all throughout the party schlatt's got his arm around you and is barely paying attention to anything but your legs in those fishnets. if you're sitting down best believe he's got a hand on your thigh.

at one point during the party you drop something on the floor and bend down to get it. and that's when schlatt's had enough. he's dragging you out and driving back home immediately. he can't think of any excuses why you're leaving early, all he knows is he needs you. now.

you're barely inside when he lifts you over his shoulder, kicking the door shut and bending you over the couch.

"baby?" you ask, gasping when you hear the rip of fabric. "j! those were brand new!"

"i'll buy you another one. 'n fact i'll buy ya a hundred."

your panties are barely pushed to the side when he slides his cock inside you. "you looked so fucking sexy at the party, d'ja know that?"

"my baby's so fuckin' hot and all fuckin' mine."

your face is buried in the couch cushions and yet your moans fill the entire apartment, echoing alongside schlatt's.

probably the hardest he's ever come in his life. and later when you're asleep he's scouring the internet for fishnets in all different styles, buying multiple pairs of the same one just in case.😉

[schlattsdoll]

Imagine going to the streamer awards with Schlatt (you’re not a streamer) and if he wins something then once you all get home he makes you cum as many times as he can as a celebration type thing

celebrate- jschlatt

minors dni

paring: schlatt x fem/afab! reader

warnings: smut {18+}, mentions of overstim, schlatt being a horny mf, overuse of pet names {im sorry}

to be quite honest with you, schlatt didn’t even want to go to the streamies. it wasn’t his scene and he was confident in the fact he wasn’t going to win. what sold him on it was seeing you in a tight dress. he took you shopping that morning, you two decided on wearing purple, the color of royalty as you told him. “makes sense, got my beautiful princess so that makes me a king.”

it was almost time to leave as you were putting the finishing touches on your makeup. “doll, we gotta go.” schlatt held your hand as you slid on your heels and even fixed the buckles for you. the tight sequined dress hugged your curves perfectly, the purple complementing your complexion.

“absolutely stunning.” your boyfriend commented with a wolf whistle. “whaddya say we skip this thing? i could do that thing ya like with my tongue.” he smirked and kissed up your neck. “jay, no. this is a big night for you! we have to go, that’s that.” you pushed the larger man away from you and frantically tried to fix your hair.

the car ride to the venue was so exciting for you. having only been with schlatt a few months, you hadn’t been to a streamers event before. “this is gonna be so fun jay! we’re gonna take pictures and you’re nominated! i think you’re gonna win personally.”

he rolled his eyes at the thought of him winning. “‘m glad you’re excited toots. at least one of us is.” you knew he wasn’t the biggest fan of going out, much rather wanting to spend the night back home in austin with you and jambo instead of being in smoggy old la. “c��mon baby, you’ll have fun trust me.” “i think having you bent over the bed would be more fun but okay.” he muttered under his breath.

you were right of course, sitting at the table with his fellow nominees ted and charlie, he started to loosen up a bit. drinks were flowing, laughs were being had, and schlatt started to ease up. “the nominees for best new podcast are…” ethan nestor started reading out their category. “oooh baby listen up!”

schlatt felt his nerves jump back up, he didn’t care about winning honestly. you were just so excited for him and the guys, he didn’t want to disappoint you.

“and the winners of best new podcast are….” you held schlatts hand tightly with one hand while you bit your nails on the other. “chuckle sandwich!” a camera panned over to your table and the guys all got up to go on stage, right after kissing their dates.

“thank you all so much for this amazing award, i think i speak for all of us when i say we definitely didn’t expect to be nominated let alone win. thank you to the fans for tuning in every week and we hope you keep listening!” ted spoke eloquently, a perfect acceptance speech; short and sweet.

once back at the table, his hand made its way to your thigh. “hey doll, don’tcha think i deserve a winner’s reward when we get back to the hotel?” he whispered in your ear then kissed your neck. his hand rubbed your thigh, inching closer and closer to your core. you squeezed them closer together, attempting to block his hand from his target.

the rest of the event was quite draining. all you could focus on was what schlatt was going to do to you later that evening. finally you got to leave and instead of going to the after party, you faked being sick. “sorry guys, im not feeling so hot. i better sit this one out. jay, you don’t mind not going do you? i feel so bad.” you pleaded with the large man, who knew you were faking it. “yeah guys, let’s do a rain check for next chuckle week. gotta make sure my baby’s feelin’ alright.” schlatt wrapped his jacket around you, and walked you towards his car. “congratulations again guys!”

the drive home was an entirely different vibe, schlatts hand was ghosting against your center, teasing you through your underwear. “couldn’t even wait for me to celebrate with my friends? needed me that badly huh doll?” he smirked at you while his fingers grabbed a hold of your panties and pulled them to the side. “s’fuckin’ wet for me…”

his large digits found their way to your clit, rubbing soft slow circles. “that’s it. atta girl. you looked so pretty tonight sweetheart. wanted to take you into a bathroom and fuck the shit outta ya.” your back arched into the seat at his words. “oh you like that idea don’t you princess? me taking care of this sweet cunt wherever i want it, not caring who sees me with what’s mine.”

his fingers speed up, causing you to grip tighter on the center console, “fuck jay, don’t stop. ‘m gonna cum.” “that’s right, cum for daddy.”

the car stopped moving, pulling into the hotel’s lot where schlatt waited until your orgasm subsided to help you out and into the room. once there, he tossed you onto the bed. “i believe i was promised the thing i like?” you smirked up at him.

dropping down to his knees and taking the headband out of his hair, he pulled you closer to the edge. “i’m a man of my word doll. but i’m gonna make you cum so many times you’re gonna cry.”

and once again, schlatt was a man of his word.

[the-sussy-imposter2]

ii am crashing out so hard please tell me about your gunky goopy guy (slime) doesn't really matter what au he could fit in so many people..........

You are so right. He is extremely edible, and thats exactly why i have two aus specifically about that happening (im using this post as an excuse to rant about my slimecicle nom aus, buckle up and strap in)

Im specifically gonna talk about an au that i havent talked about here yet, because we already kinda know about vore-ogins smp. This one, is called AWOOTS.

Yes. The name is dumb. But it specifically stands for "A Way Out of This Slimy Situation" which is the title of the fic and i find it kinda sums it up pretty well. Basically, charlie, a human peasent in a hidden medieval mountian kingdom, gets trapped away from home and forced to survive in a world where everything is out to eat him. Including the thing that saves his life.

A pack of 20 foot tall shadow wolf creatures rampage his town and take him and a few others back out into the wilderness as a later snack. Charlie manages to escape their den, but cant outrun them once they realise hes gone. In comes 70ft tall Slime to the rescue (yes theres two slimes in this au, idk why i do this with every fic but i like the dynamic they have :] also hes based off c!slime if that gives an idea of his character) and charlie is fucking terrified, for valid reasons. Slime, being the nature gaurdian he is, beats the crap out of the shadows and then goes to check on charlie (who is actively bleeding out) and of course notices his injuries. Charlie is scared, tired, and woozy from blood loss, and the last thing he sees before passing out is the back of slimes throat as he gets swallowed whole.

Next thing he knows, he wakes up on a bed of moss feeling better than he has for the last ten years of his life.

TLDR: charlie gets trapped outside his walled in kingdom and finds a giant slime who saves his life. Slime has healing abilitys, but because of the magic that's used, healing is super painful, so he uses the numbing acid in his stomach to provide anesthesia before properly healing charlie. Charlie consequently decides to stay with slime because going off on his own is a death sentence and slime literally wont let him leave on his own even if he wanted to. (He is a giant puppy who gets incredibly attached to him.) And all while this is happening, Schlatt and Ted back in the mountian kingdom believe charlie's dead, and are actively grieving him to varying amounts of success (schlatt is guilt stricken because he thinks he couldve saved charlie but no matter what he did, it wouldve ended the same way)

Anyways yeah, thats AWOOTS. By the time charlie gets back home, hes gotten accustomed to slimes show of affection (eating him and going to sleep) and so when he tries to explain to Schlatt and Ted that "yes, the giant slime monster that ate me is actually my friend" you can imagine how well they took it.

Anyways HERES SOME ART!! Slight blood warning for #5 !!!

I think the best thing about this au is that before i realised there was a nonesexual vore community, i managed to get a whole slimecicle fan server (it was mostly just the people in the art channel) invested in this story, and nobody seemed to clock that it was about vore. Like actually, there is fanart of these guys (WHICH BTW IS SO GOOD OMG) and no one even batted an eye when i explained how and why Slime ate charlie

Oh i also posted about AWOOTS on my main tumblr blog before i found nsx vore, which is why i havnt talked about it yet in case someone sees the two posts and connects the dots, but like, people took it really well, so that was nice :]

Anyways yeah. Really long post, but this au has a special place in my heart, and to summarize it in a paragraph or two wouldnt properly explain it (i literally had three hour long rant sessions explaining the events of this fic, i could- and HAVE talked for hours about it) i hope this was satisfactory for you pop 🙏

[doetic]

anything. (TEASER) - dom!experienced!Jschlatt x smaller!sub!inexperienced!F!reader (18+)

Plot: Inexperienced reader finds herself in the bedroom of a man she had only met online that morning in an attempt to be more spontaneous and adventurous following a breakup. Warnings: BDSM (very light hitting and choking but no established safe word), smut, hookup culture, size kink (reader is described as shorter, thin, small and fragile compared to schlatt), female reader with female parts (not many gendered terms besides occasional things like good girl) Word Count (for this snippet): 456 A/n: Based on a Jordan Romano self insert smut I wrote in a notebook during a boring uni lecture

“So fuckin’ tiny,”

Schlatt’s voice came out as a low, near-growl as he looked you up and down with a slow, predatory gaze. His large hands tightly gripped your waist with a possessive firmness to them.

“I could do anything to you, and I’d bet you’d love it all.” He wet his lips. “Wouldn’t you?”

Shyly you let out a hum of confirmation, looking down at his hands on your waist rather than up into his eyes. Sex in general wasn’t something you were clueless of, but definitely not your area of expertise. However, he was handsome, and you were feeling spontaneous following the end of a long term relationship.

“C’mon toots, use your words,” he let out an amused chuckle, moving his left hand from your waist to your cheek. His thumb was placed under your jaw and turned your face up to look him in the eyes. “You’ll love any way I decide to use you, won’t you?”

“Y-yeah,” a warmth filled your cheeks as you spoke “Please use me…”

If you could purr, a low rumble would have filled your chest at the electric feeling of his touch. The intensity of his gaze could almost be physically felt as he searched your eyes for any sign of wanting to back out, but despite the nervous energy wafting off of you, there was none to be found.

His oh-so-tempting lips parted into a cocky grin, his thumb gently rubbing the skin of your jaw. “So shy… don’t worry, I can be gentle.”

You felt cold as he removed his touch from you and sat down on the bed behind him, gesturing for you to straddle him.

“It’s okay,” you spoke as you obeyed his silent command. “It’s just been a while.”

You ran a hand cautiously and shyly along his chest, looking down at your hand instead of his face again. His hand gently grabbed your wrist and guided it underneath his shirt with the careful patience one would give to a frightened animal.

“I won’t hurt you baby, I promise.” He spoke, leaning into your neck. You almost gasped at the feeling of his breath against your sensitive skin alone, and once his lips pressed against it you felt as if you were dissolving into his touch.

You believed his words, but knew at the same time that the man before you was a wolf in sheep’s clothing. The large man before you certainly had the capability to bruise and harm you in the most heavenly ways at his will, and a part of you craved for his gentle touch to become the harsh and animalistic one you knew he was capable of.

“I know,” you replied sincerely. “Please don’t make me wait.”

[slvtforfiction]

Lunch club boys ranked!

☆ Smut!!

☆ Hey guys! Before anything else I would ask you to request anything you want because I've lost a lot of motivation and it would really help! :D (Please look at pinned post to see if requests are open.)

☆ Divider Cred - @cafekitsune

Masterlist | Pinned Post

Most to least vanilla in bed

☆ Traves

You cannot convince me that this man is anything other than vanilla,he’s a giant teddy bear. He wouldn’t be involved in any type of masochist/sadist relationship and I doubt his kinks go beyond light choking at most.

☆ Cooper

He’s got few kinks but I still think he has more outlandish kinks than Traves including but not limited to ; choking,bondage,eyp/face sitting. I don’t think he’s got any extreme kinks but he gives me “teddy-bear-but-secretly-freaky-vibes.”

☆ Jschlatt

He’s barely kinky,he’s definitely dominant but I think it’s misread as freaky,his kinks include ; choking,spitting,handcuffs/bondage,dirty talk. I don’t think his kinks would go farther than that although he could be a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

☆ Ted

Ted doesn’t give me massive kinky vibes,just particularly dominant vibes. His kinks would most likely include ; dirty talk,biting/hickeys,choking,light LIGHT pain kink. He strikes me as a service dom,whispering dirty things in your ear while he pounds your cervix <3

☆ Slimecicle/Charlie

Definitely a switch before we even begin talking about anything else. He’s freaky and his kinks would include ; Choking,pain,degrading,hickeys/biting. He’s freaky but definitely not the freakiest out of the bunch. (Would defo laugh during sex)

☆ Noah/Hugbox

HES FREAKY. There’s no doubt in my mind that this man would tie you up and overstimulate you till you’re not sure what you’re begging for. His kinks include ; Choking,overstim,pain,bdsm,bondage, hickeys/biting,dacraphilia etc.



☆ How they would react if you told them their ranking (based off this - timestap; 7:24)

☆ Traves

Travis doesn’t fight it,he knows out of everyone else that he’s the most likely to be vanilla and he doesn’t really care. The man likes simple sex and he’s okay with that.

☆ Cooper

Cooper would definitely fight it,he likes to think he’s kinky although he can’t seem to wrap his head around the fact that he’s the second least kinky in your head no matter what he thinks.

☆ Jschlatt

Honestly dude would give it the “Eh,guess we’ll never know” He’s secretive about his sex life and fair play to him for that,you’ll never really know if your assumptions were true until you find yourself underneath him.

☆ Ted

I think he’d have a similar reaction to Schlatt,not saying anything besides “Eh,a little wrong.” You’d find out what a little wrong means when he’s on top of you trying to prove him dominance:3

☆ Slimecicle/Charlie

I think he’d let it slide,not really thinking too much of it,he’d giggle at the word freaky and not say much to confirm or deny anything. Most likely making jokes about his ranking “Well you should see me with the ladies”

☆ Noah/Hugbox

He would 100% confirm the suspicions infront of everyone and very proudly may I add,he wouldn’t give examples but he’d definitely agree with being the freakiest out of the group and he would own that shit.

[darkniters]

jschlatt who interrupts your time of work

the readers gender isnt implied but he does say “atta girl” / includes a bj

nsfw below cut

every so often, schlatt finds himself yearning for a release, but ever since you’ve come on the scene, getting off himself? off the menu.

he’ll find you in the living room, picking up your laptop bag, or hunched near the ground working on some project, before he stops infront of you, placing his foot infront of where your sitting as a sign of power, at least that’s certainly how you see it.

he stands above you, looking down at your curled up state before crouching down to your level and pinching at your chin.

“got another project for ya, sweets.” he’d utter, his voice quieter and deeper than usual, before coming im close to you.

you assume he’s gonna kiss your lips, preparing yourself for it and fluttering your eyes shut, but he swerves in the last moment, nipping and pecking at your neck like its a bird feeder for a bird.

you give him leeway, allowing him to have his way with you, before he breaks away and stares at you.

“whaddya say?” he breathes. lifting his thumb to caress your cheek.

you nod, although this may be something due soon, why would you give up on an offer like that? if you weren’t in the mood before, you certainly are now after that demonstration of affection.

he grins, it looking much like as when a wolf bares its teeth, before he stands up, holding your shoulder as a way to keep you on the ground. he then moves his hand up to pet at the top of your head, “atta girl.”

you place your hands on his thighs, you need to sit up straight to be eye level with the tent growing in his sweats, the grey shade of them making the bulge seem bigger.

you peck his dick through his sweats, it bouncing lightly under the fabric, before you lift your hands and tug at the waistband. you pull them down and his dick springs out, not having any underwear on to sheath the apparatus away.

his pants hang loosely around the bottom of his upper thighs, your hand resting once again on the fabric, before you grab ahold of the top of the fabric with one hand, and the other curiously runs a finger along the side of his cock.

you have experience in taking schlatt in your mouth, but it always takes some getting used to every time you begin, because he’s big. his cocks long, and its a bit girthy, nothing completely unordinary though, he doesnt have some monster cock. either way, he never fails to reach the back of your throat.

you tentatively kiss his tip, it a light shade of pink with how much pressure it’s been under, before wrapping your lips around the head and swallowing around it, in an attempt to get a reaction out of him. your attempts result you in a success, as he lets out a breath he didnt know he was holding.

as you lower your head, you can feel each and every detail that pops from his cock, from the large vein at the bottom of it, to the thickening of the base, having to open your mouth wider to accommodate the size of your mans length.

his mouth opens as he lets out a groan, enjoying the feeling the heat of your mouth heating up the already hot length. as your mouth comes closer to the base, he feels his tip reach the back of your throat. you then move your head back and his dick begins to leave your mouth, and when you lightly suck and hollow your cheeks around him, he lets out a moan.

“oh fuck toots.” his eyes roll back as you continue. you’re now looking at him through a layer of eyelashes, your eyes clouded now with a layer of lust as you crave more. one of his thumbs graze the apple of your cheek while the other tangles itself in your hair.

you continue to go down on him, slightly moaning around his cock as he pulls at your hair to do whatever he wants you to do. his hips begin to move steadily forward and back, kissing the back of your throat in the process. you gag slightly around him, fat tears rolling down your cheeks. his thumb brushes the tears away, the contrast between his thumb moving slowly and sweetly, to the quick pace of his hips moving, is intoxicating.

the consistency of both those begin to stutter soon however, he shoves his cock in your mouth urgently, having you gag and moan against it, almost shoving it down your throat. he continues to moan and splutter out praises, and your name coming out in staggered breaths. it’s clear he’s preparing his release.

in a final ditch effort, you fully hollow your cheeks, staring up at him and having long lines of tears roll down your face. you go down as far as you can on his dick, and you lift your hands from his thighs to grip at his balls.

he lets out the most pitiful, pornographic moan youve ever heard. then you feel thick, hot spurts of liquid shoot down your throat. he stills, hand still tangled in your hair, as the other that was on your cheek moves to the side of your neck, where he kissed earlier.

you close your eyes, allowing him to shoot his load into your mouth, before he pulls out, leaving a line of cum on your tongue. when you see his dick, its still leaking out, his tip a much deeper shade than before, as if its blushing at you, and veins have grown more prominent along the side of his cock.

he sighs, his cock softening slightly. his breathing is staggered and his eyes keep fluttering open and closed, not sure what state they wanna stay in. must have been an intense release.

“god toots, you’re incredible..” he breathes out. and then, his eyes open slowly, looking down at you. he pets your head as he grabs your hand, helping you off the floor. “don’t think we’re done yet, sweetheart, you deserve something for that amazing performance.”

all giggles and smiles, your work for that day; was long forgotten.

[spacehareart]

TOH x MCYT au

Philza ;

Witch

Cursed / Crow Beast

Wild Witch but is mature about it.

Enjoys Potions and Beast magic.

Crow Palisman

Tommy ;

Grimwalker mix of Philza and Techno. Philza does know, Techno sorta knew. Tommy Doesn't know.

Philza's student.

Enjoys being a wild witch, immature about it.

Pig Palisman from Techno, Bee Palisman.

Ranboo ;

Witch

Disabled Witch, teleports glitch-ingly.

Uses illusion magic mainly. Uses it to appear more like a demon featured witch to hide from others. Also uses Oracle magic.

On the run.

Sphinx Cat Palisman.

Techno ;

Demon/Witch mix.

Traveled while Tommy was a kid, past away by saving Tommy from a Titan.

Had a Pig Palisman.

One of the few wild witches left.

Philza's and Tommy's Adoptive Brother.

Slimecicle ;

Human

Secretly Cursed

Uses illusion magic and Abomination magic.

No one knows much about him. They don't know he's human or cursed. He keeps Juanaflippa a secret.

No Palisman..

Villain

Tubbo ;

Witch

Not a wild witch. In the healing coven against his will.

Prefers Plant magic.

Has a wolf Palisman.

Quackity ;

Witch

Not a wild witch. Forced into Oracle. Prefers Beast.

Has a duck Palisman.

Other

Eggs ;

All eggs are Titans ( but are stylized to look a bit more different from each other ) except for Code Flippa and Gegg. Which are both Collectors.

Other: not a swap AU, literally just them as their characters. I will be updating with more ! ( not exclusive to just qsmp/dsmp ( which i havent watched dsmp anyway ) members, will be including ldshadow lady and stampy; etc :)

Some newer additions, the first stuff was a bit older as of 6 / 17 / 2024.

Philza, Schlatt and Slime made a Grimwalker from a bit of Philza and what was left of Techno. Thus, making Tommy. Grimwalkers in this AU age fast until teen years, where memory actually starts. Tommy doesn't know what he is. Tommy is 20 when things begin.

Tommy will get wings later after some arc or smth. Same with Philza, he too has a bird beast, a Crow form. He also gets a Crow harpy form.

Philza is a long distant cousin of the Clawthornes.

Slimecicle is one of the antags, he also has a curse where he becomes a slime beast ( similar to Belos ). He learned how to make grimwalkers because of Schlatt and Philza. After losing Flippa he lost Mariana, and made Grimwalker Flippa. He pretends to be a shopkeeper and restocks Philza's potions. He is a human while every one else is a witch.

Philza only has Chayanne and Tommy, but eventually finds Tallulah.

Ranboo bumps into Tommy and adventure begins tldr.

And before someone asks in case they dont know: the grimwalker thing is a HEADCANON, the owl house never showed us, but its assumed they are born as teenagers or sped up aging until teen years. But that being said, Tommy is chronologically ( and technically bilogically ) and mentally 20 by the time the story begins. Tho there won't be any shipping , i just wanna make that clear.

( i do not support dream or wilbur thus they will not be in this AU at all. )

This AU is still new so its lore is a mess, sorry abt that.

[stoneybun]

Guys I realized I should maybe make a masterlist bcuz I’ve been going fucking insane writing things so here it is!! LAST UPDATED: 3.24.25

Intro

JSchlatt

Vet Assistant Reader series: Pt. 1 Oneshots: Comfort HC's (Fluff) Home Videos (Fluff + NSFW) Smoking at a party (Casual w/ slight NSFW) Pretty Lil' Thing (pt 1) (Fluff mostly, some NSFW thoughts) + (pt 2) (NSFW)

Wolf!Schlatt Emergence (Sleep Token inspired) Fall Out Boy inspired: 1. I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers (angst) 2. Hold Me Like a Grudge (fluff)

Answered asks:

showering together while burnt out from college (Fluff) movies & cuddles w/ the cats (Fluff) rescuing a kitten (Fluff) tummy hurt (Fluff) too loud (Fluff) taking care of you (Fluff + NSFW) praising him (NSFW sub!schlatt) crossfaded.... (SFW + NSFW mentions)

Creepypasta

coming soon

Marble Hornets

coming soon

Sally Face

none yet

Ezra Bridger

none yet

Other hyperfixations to be added (maybe)

As always feel free to drop something for any of these in my inbox!! In regards to creepypasta/slenderverse stuff it rlly doesn’t matter what one you send in for, I’ve been in this fandom too long and unfortunately know every single one and have probably written for (or roleplayed) them at some point.

Also for Sally Face, I’d mainly love to answer stuff about Sal primarily but I’ll also write about Larry!!

[quackity1999]

how badly do you miss las nevadas?

. . more than i expected to.

i built it to prove i could, to prove i was more than the sum of all betrayals. las nevadas is my babel, my tower to heaven—

but in the end, what is las nevadas but a prayer unanswered?

a cathedral built for gods who never came. the men who smiled with knives for teeth. schlatt, who poured bitter wine and called it love. karl and sapnap, who kissed my wounds but never stayed to clean them.

what did i fucking expect? for the wolf to lay with the lamb? i can feel the weight of solomon’s wisdom pressing on my chest: there is nothing new under the sun.

so the gamblers return home to their quiet sins.

[uhmprobablynot]

The Playlist: Track Five

Short one today y'all but I'm back !!

I'll Bring The Coffee

Track Four > Track Five > Track Six

Conciousness creeps up on you slowly. You smile as you feel an arm draped around your waist and soft snores pressed against your hair. Schlatt stayed all night wrapped against you. You turn around gently to face him, hoping that the movement won’t wake the man up. It doesn’t thankfully.

God, you look so good in the morning, And I can’t hear nothing but your heart beating

His long brown lashed rest against his cheeks, fluttering softly in his sleep. His brown curls rest against your pillow. You fight the urge to reach your hand up and play with them. The morning is drenched in a comfortable quiet. The usually loud and chaotic world that you lived in, suddenly serene. The morning birds beginning their songs pair with Schlatt’s soft snores and the beating of his heart close to your ear. The warmth of it all could have lured you back to sleep. You lose the battle against your hand as you reach up and caress Schlatt’s cheek, letting his skin warm the tips of your fingers. He stirs lightly and his eyes look into yours.

“Well, good morning to you too,” He whispers, his voice not fully activated from sleep.

“Good morning,” You whisper back. He pulls his arm around you tighter and you press your face into his neck.

“How long have you been up?” His voice is raspy and coated in sleep. Your heart jumps at the sound.

“Not very,”

“Just long enough to stare at me like a creep” He hums before tickling your sides. You laugh and push his hands away from your sides.

“You’re just so pretty, how could i not?” Schlatt just scoffs and kisses the top of your head and closes his eyes again. You kiss his neck lightly and pull out of his arms.

Lift off your arms, I’ll get the coffee

Schlatt groans and pulls you back against him.

“Where are you going, pretty?” He mumbles against the crown of your head. You flush at the pet name.

“To start the day.” Schlatt only huffs from behind you and wraps both of his arms around you, fully caging you in.

“The day can wait,”

“I’ll make you coffee and breakfast.” You say and Schlatt pulls you tight for a second and kisses your head again before lifting his arms off of you.

The second you are out from under the covers and the cold air of your apartment hits you, you regret it instantly. Your body is covered in nothing but the T-shirt you washed for him last night, he wolf whistles at you. You only roll your eyes at him.

“I’ll be in the kitchen when you decide to join me.”

You put breakfast together with whatever ingredient you find in your fridge. The smell of fresh coffee and food fill the air as you sway to the music in your head. As you stand over the stove, two arms wrap around you and lips are pressed against your neck.

“Your coffee is on the counter, I dont know how you take it so i just guessed.” You felt Schlatt nod from behind you, but he just kissed your neck again, and again, and again. “Schlatt,” you giggled. “I’m trying to make us food.”

“And I’m trying to get you to kiss me.”

“All you have to do is ask,” you say, glancing over your shoulder at him and smiling. He presses your lips to yours. You turn to face him and he grabs your cheek, pulling you closer to him. You both pull away and he rests his forehead against yours. “You still didn’t ask, but it was worth it so i forgive you.” He laughs at that, loud and unapologetic.

He wraps his arms against you again as you go back to making breakfast.

Oh God, it feels like I’ve got a secret I can’t keep, God, it feels like you put a spell on me

It feels domestic with his arms around as he sways you both gently, and hums along to whatever song is playing in his head. It feels as if you could wake up to this every morning. His face is against your neck. His hair is on your pillow. His arms keeping you close. It feels as close to heaven as you have ever been.

Your heart hammers against as your chest as you realize this. That maybe you don’t want this to be just a hookup. That maybe this could be the start of something real, and that terrifies you.

[rqranboo]

WELCOME SINNERS AND SAINTS!

. . .This is your local clergy entity preaching yet again to the creatures of darkness and sin . . .

Orrrrrr... welcome to my blog! I'm that icky scary radqueer and paraphile you got warned about. I am a c!Ranboo fictive from DSMP, I use three names that you can use interchangeably those being; RANBOO, MARY, YARMAK. I use Vwoop/Its/Bats/Eyeself/Herself/Biteself pronouns. The full sets are below.

- Vwoop/Vwoop/Vwoops/Vwoopself

- It/Its/Itself

- Bat/Bat/Bats/Batself

- Ey/Eye/Eyes/Eyeself

- She/Her/Hers/Herself

- Bite/Bite/Bites/Biteself

I'm considering using these sets;

- Cros/Cross/Crosses/Crossesself

- Go/Goth/Gothics/Gothciself/Gothself

- Vamp/Vampyr/Vampyrs/Vampyrself

- Fang/Fang/Fangs/Fangself

TransIDs; harmed, brainwashed, fanged, snuffed, abused, dead, permavictim, permatired, batwings, religioustrauma

CisIDs; disabled, did, dyslexic, adhd, bpd

Paras; 🧟‍♂️ / 🩸 / 🕸 /💧 / 💤

Therians; bat, black cat

Kins; black wolf, vampire

My ask box is open! I feed into delusions as best as possible, and my messages are always open for a chat or RP ;]

if it isn't obvious I like gothic aesthetics, and if you - for whatever reason - want to send me Goth blog resources, please do so!

I have no set dni, be kind! this systems main account / host account is @goodtimeswithscarlet !

I am a mod on @alterpacks !

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i may talk about my f/os here, too! (Mostly source related <3)

romantic;

- c! & cc! Wilbur <- primary

- c!Dream <- secondary

- c! & cc! Philza <- teterary

- c!Tubbo

not romantic, not platonic, but some secret third thing;

- c!Quackity

- c!Schlatt

family based;

- c!Michael

- friend the sheep

[sewer-ravioli]

doing that my version of the SCU (fanon) lore post because why tf not

to save people from being forced to look at a giant post because ohhh boy this is a lot i'll be placing everything after a read more :)

Storyline: Basically Schlatt, also known as the demon of the storm is an elder god of natural disasters that went insane over time of being a god and trapped 3 mortals (Slime, Condi, and Grizzly) in a world. The apples that were eaten were infused with bits of his power and Charlie's powers first manifested when he fell the first time from the button. Cue everything that happened all three of them manifested powers slowly and then the volcano battle and then Charlie stole Schlatt's powers away and...ended up sparing him. He banished him but Schlatt was powerless after they stole his powers from him. and someone needed to teach these three new gods how to be gods. That is basically what blocks fight back is (Charlie is very bad at controlling his powers at first) They end up resetting the universe after giving Schlatt a world of his own to just retire to and to manipulate to whatever he wants. But with the universe reset the universe saw a missing part in the gods and created Bizly (who also used to be mortal just the universe went lol become a god now) as a new god in order to fix up the gap. Cue Hardest difficulty. 100 days hardcore is just a what if situation if any of the three left tried to use their powers to revive Grizzly after his death. Gods: Charlie Slimecicle: god of Magic, Creation, Harvest, Hunting, and Smelt -Usually wears a green cloak with netherite shoulder plates with a heart engraved on each with a single half heart cloak clasp. Under he has a white dress shirt, some dress pants, and boots with the crafting table grid on the sole. He uses a woB as a weapon. He has green tattoos of enchantment ruins on his arms like bands and is able to summon slime wings with his magic to fly. -He was also the one gifted Vanishing Mist (Grizzly's god sword) but refuses to use it I chose magic for him as a basic all encompassing of Enchantment and it sounds cool to me

Condifiction: God of Realms and Death -black horns that fade into purple, ender dragon wings. Dark purple cloak with an eye of ender clasp but prefers what is essentially his minecraft outfit

-has a Scythe that is essentially his anchor to the overworld if he goes. Plus cool scythe and death imagery basically I added death because i feel like afterlife can count as a whole new realm and Charlie literally blows him up at the start of hardest difficulty Bizly: god of Life and Fate -a shapeshifter who's default is a winged humanoid with deer antlers. Has a cloak like the other gods and it's dark blue with white fur hems but mainly wears a blue hoodie, jeans, and sunglasses -weapon is the gun Grizzly gifted him and it's also linked to the afterlife which like Condi as his domain is life he physically can't enter the afterlife without the gun -Beewee is canon to me he gets a dog

-bizly also has a book detailing every single life and used to have a quill to edit it but he broke it reasoning behind domains is like Slime I branched out mobs into life as a whole and fate because he is in control of the levers of the universe

Grizzly: god of Nature, weaponry, tools, and helps co-run the afterlife after his death -A wolf hybrid with Black wings. He has a red cloak with golden shoulder plates. He often has poppies on him at all times and you do NOT want to fuck with any plants around him -He has a lesser powerful vanishing mist he uses as a main weapon but he isn't as keen on immedietly resorting to violence. After his death Condi immedietly went to visit him in the afterlife to see how he's dealing and offering to help run the part of the afterlife for spirits of animals facts for all of the gods: -Condi and Slime still keep their poppies from Grizzly always on them

-Condi made it so all dead who get gifted poppies at their graves get poppies brought to them in the afterlife

-Bizly is the most often pranked. He has many times had items places on his antlers as he's sleeping -Slime likes to run off to mortal worlds to be around mortals. for examples look at all the minecraft stuff he's been in Demigods and Champions: - the gods can't maintain everything in their domains by themselves so they have Demigods (immortals created by the universe in order to have smaller parts of the domains of the gods and also help mortal tasks) and Champions (Mortals granted immortality to help essentially be spokespersons for the gods and do smaller tasks then the demigods in the mortal realm. max is 2 per god and most champions are granted minor powers)

-Grizzly has two champions decided on by all four council gods that essentially split his domain and run essentially what Grizzly cannot in the afterlife Worshippers and temples: -There are 5 main temples. one for each and one for all four. cities tend to be built around where temples are and the temple for all four in the center. -Worshippers of Magic (Slime) are magicians. They are very tech savvy and live in essentially giant cities with defenses against the monsters and offer this technology and magic to other cities to help facilitate peace and alliance. They also lead agricultural lands. -Worshippers of Life (Bizly) are more woodsy folk. They live in the woods around animals and are often sought out for those looking for pets or aid to their animals. They also hold a lot of the best hospitals. Some live in a co-habitation with Worshippers of Nature -Worshippers of Nature (Grizzly) live in the woods. some in cities co-run by worshippers of Life, and some have their own areas. Their cities are built into the trees and they have the best weaponry across all. Some Worshippers of Nature hate worshippers of Magic and Magic himself. They often fight back against their god's will to forgive Magic and his worshippers, and have been found to have ruined alters to Magic they find. Because of this Worshippers of Nature also supply their own food and also help provide food to others and refuse anything being offered by worshippers of Magic -Worshippers of Realm (Condi) don't completely have their own cities. They have one but it is mainly ran to help teach other worshippers of Realm. They are in every city and help run grave yards and do death rites for the dead. I have more but this has already gotten so big...might do a part 2 if i have anything else to talk about!! If you have any questions feel free to ask!

[sketchehm]

Sketch, as our vampire specialist. Considering that on my au people cant be revived if they are consumed, do you think having vampire drink from you counts?

Hi :3 thank you for the title

H M. Ok so this is gonna be me throwing more questions at you than me giving a definite answer lmao And also gonna show how not caught up on your au I am orz (pretty sure I've missed lots of posts about it 👉👈...)

So I know schlatt can't be revived cause he was Eaten. My memory is fuzzy and idk if you spoke about the Specifics of it but....does zombies killing someone and taking a chomp of them count? Like....how much of someone being Consumed constitutes not being able to be revived again? Like consumed enough they can't be revived cause there wouldn't be enough...working body /to/ revive? (Though that gives me more questions that I don't think I want to ask for this) Or is just being consumed in general means you can't be revived...? (If someone swallows a dead man's hair...does that count...?)

Folklore vampires have them behaving much more like wild animals tbh, just kinda attacking people or animals for food as a necessity to live and not something out of malice. So if a (folklore) vampire ripped someone's throat out, that as a vital area being destroyed mean that they can't be revived cause like....their throat is ripped to shreds and you kinda need that to live....or is it cause they were just partially eaten. Like does a victim of a wolf attack mean you can't be revived anymore either...?

Also going back to zombies, do...they count as consuming someone? Cause they're....dead... Is there....a difference between a living thing consuming someone vs something dead consuming someone...? Or is it all the same? I only ask this cause vampires are....dead bodies. (I think you had a post lightly mentioning about zombies being fucked up revivals or not revivals but something else....?? Unless that's me being delusional...)

Also I know if the body is eaten After they've died it means that can't be revived but what about like....before they died...? Like if someone survived a wolf/zombie attack...but say lost a finger or a hand or something, does that mean they can never be revived once they actually die? Or say....some crazy person partially eats another person and that person doesn't die....does that mean they can't be revived once they actually die...? Cause if we go outside of folklore and more into modern vampires, would a vampire just drinking from someone mean they have condemned that person from ever being truly revived....?

If someone died to a vampire attack I wanna say, Yes it does count as being consumed. But if they didn't die....I'm...not sure..? But it would be pretty fucked up to ever lose that chance to be revived, but like...you could always just turn into a vampire instead I presume? Would be a real fuck you to certain gods lmao Cheating death in a sense