#woke me tf up

[seokmashu]

⌜i'm falling slowly . . .⌟

[kameyyy]

wtf was that just an explosion?? or a big fat crash??

[tatiejosie]

Look........... you know what kind of person i am...... i just saw the Penguin's genderbend and Harley Quinn's new design and i just................

They milfed the Penguin........ thank the STARS for this....

[cowardlylittlebranchman]

high to death

[vitrificvitriol]

Late night sketch

Bonus Astrotrain, who is waiting very patiently outside for them to stop fucking around:

[myokk]

“She’s tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me”😤😤😤

(Regency AU with Eloise and Sebastian inspired by my slow trek through Bridgerton these days & @bassicallymaestra ‘s AMAZING regency inspired art😮‍💨😇🙏)

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 326

catastrophic after-work nap incident lads

[hamletthedane]

For the record: I do not hold a secret position in Kensington Palace.

However, my former neighbor’s boyfriend is the scandalously gay grandson of Earl So-and-So (living in sin with the son of a Texas Democrat - the horror), and he liked my cancer theory so much he told all his fancy Oxford friends about it before the news broke, and they apparently got several very stern call from their fancy peered parents about where did you hear that and stop gossiping, it’ll get out.

So while I’m not a palace papers source, I did get Earl Black Sheep Jr. calling me at 6am this morning excitedly confirming that I was right about the third cousin once removed of his childhood friend having cancer 💀

[cinamun]

Good morning y'all. I got this update coming in the next few minutes and then I'm going to try again for the 49850389th time to find a costume for Indya & Darren but if I'm being honest, ya girl just isn't into spooky season this year. Its just me i guess, I just hate to break tradition like this.

[drksnctury]

why was this what i woke up to

[snailvibes]

Oh to be cradled in your hold

The best shot I could ever take and it’s all for me held tightly in my memory

[justsumtransdude2000]

So tired of bitches with zero credentials trying to tell me if I'm trans or not. Like, my gender identity has been carefully observed and confirmed by multiple people with PHDs, and I'm not sure you passed middle school. Fuck off.

[evergreen-endo]

Do you ever think about endo and pussy spanks especially after you cum so it’s tacky and makes his second favourite noise ever

WHHHRRGRHJBNJKNAFBDJVGHFWAGT WHAT WHAT WHATTT HELLOOO////??? GOOD FUCKING MORNING ????

UM. ahem. yeah he fucking loves this.

it's like torture for you, but gets you dripping for him just the way he likes it. and he does it in phases...he likes to hear the progression of it throughout the night. he checks how much of a mess you're making constantly; he's obsessed. he does it once before he's even really touched you, just getting you worked up with a teasing, honeyed voice in your ear, bites and sloppy kisses everywhere except where you need him most. he does it again after he's made you cum on his fingers, but he knows he can get you sloppier, so he checks again after eating you out. and once again after he cums inside you.

he loves to gather it all up onto his palm— his saliva, your slick, and his cum— to give your clit rhythmic little spanks that send jolts down your spine with every touch. he loves the sound it makes and the way it gets you blabbering and begging.

he also likes to deliver a harsh slap that catches you off guard so he can watch you squirm and hear you yelp out for him. likes the way you grab his arm to steady yourself as if he'll be your savior.

[love-songs-for-emma]

the transition from "chump" to "longview" off green day's third album Dookie is sooo fucking SMOOTH

[residentrookie]

getting vulnerable on the dash if u saw this no u didn’t

[kindahoping4forever]

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