#wojak is okay

[the-fruit-tea-devil]

[hana-mural]

undesirable child

[worlds-largest-juice-container]

[lesbworth]

in love with this article from 1891 that attempts a cutting satire of the Woke Youth but only succeeds in a charming little account of a masc girl and a twink on a date. stalwart gf and effeminate bf sounds like the next hot new ship meme

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[alfredosauce50]

Alfredosauce I have a confession…

I’ve read some of your stuff to the boyf (he lets me gush about what I like) BUT I HAVEN’T TOLD HIM IT’S HETALIA FANFICTION WE’VE BEEN READING THIS ENTIRE TIME 💀

Me asf 🙏

I took out the cringe of Hetalia and replaced it with my own cringe. You’re welcome

[selliho6530]

Billions must die, this is the type of father in cartoons who is constantly in the same face position for almost the entire cartoon, it seems as if he is always disappointed in his children(it already depends on you whether this is really the case or not), but at the end of the cartoon he will definitely smile at least a little to say "I'm proud of you", he wears muted shirts, loves cats, although he tells the others the opposite, and in his teenage years he had his own emo phase...

[danketsuround]

i have a lot of analysis posts in mind. but it's like (comprehensive thoughts) in my brain and then when i actually go to sit down and type it im like uhhhh uhhhhh and because uhhhhhhhhhh.........

[chocolatecat777]

i was at a dinner party with friends yesterday and a piece of the ceiling tile fell on an old man

[syrinq]

terms for generations are so fucking stupid. oh you're a millenial? count to 1,000 real quick. who's after generation alpha. beta? with the alpha/beta/omega shit going on? what are you, past the times? i'm generation ZNORRKKKKKKK MIMIMIMIMIMI

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: so this is the 21st century CAVEMAN: i don't know what either of those words mean but okay ME: it'd take a while to explain. we've solved many problems that used to consume a lot of your time CAVEMAN: oh, so you've figured out why we're all here and what it all means and you've got nothing left to do but watch the sun go down and go back up again like a corpse ME: god no. We don't know any of that shit and we have like an average of half an hour of free time per day and we spend most of it worrying about shit other people say about us CAVEMAN: I'm going to draw you as a notoriously stupid animal on the wall of a cave ME: We have that too. It's called wojaks

[frutiylaris]

Warhammer (40K and 30K) Youtuber Masterlist ("Good" At teaching/entertaining)

Hi there! This is just a masterlist cataloguing, in my opinion, the warhammer youtuber space and who can actually be reasonably trusted to give you lore/isn't terrible. This list is not exhaustive and very opiniated because I am, myself, a lore youtuber with a focus on citations and good info you can find yourself. My criteria may seem silly and too stringent on occassion but I run 5 servers, and hold the position of ""lore master"" in them, it is NOT a good role to have and in no way does it give me any more say on anything on the setting. My critiera is thus 1. Broad statements without backup < Bad 2. Fandom mentioned anywhere < Terrible, Lexicanum may be seen as "purist" but its better with how it handles sourcing. 3. Uncritical and wholesale reciting of fandom pages < Bad 4. Book mentions/Paragraph reading < Good generally, but a page number SHOULD accompany it. 5. Length < Hour long videos do not entice, they make people evade. If I can boil down an entire weapon into 15 minutes or less, you can too. 6. Community Fostering < How they foster their community and what community they prominently feature be it reddit, twitter (god forbid) blusky, tumblr etc. This critiera is not exhaustive and other reasons may apply. Ai is frowned upon because it harms the enviroment to an insane degree and is also FUCKING LAZY. Lastly, this list will be kept as up to date as possible and only include english speaking channels as I myself am primarily an english speaker. If you have a person you'd like to see added/researched please comment/reblog or send a PM The LIST in question: Luetin09 <- Length does not equate to quality nor does 30 years of experience/engaging mean you will get everything right. Terrible at actually teaching anything meaningful. That and selling fanon as canon on occassion, big no no. However, entertaining and good at argumentation on occassion. 4/10 Majorkill <- Swearing every few seconds doesn't make you entertaining. Doesn't think too much and very much a 'hype' man archetype. Attracts ""edgy"" types. However, exposed Arch, otherwise known as Arch warhammer, as a racist so additional point awarded. 3/10 OneMindsyndicate <- Dead in the water and uses Ai. 0/10 The Amber King <- Length does not equate to quality. Nor does neglecting your channel to mooch off podcasts make you look any better. 1/10 Mrbones40K <- Opinion focused channel on the setting as a whole. Bad source because of it. Also unironically using wojaks. Entertaining at the bare minimum. 4/10 The Remembrancer <- Quantity does not equate to quality nor does Length equate to quality either. Terrible source because of the content pumping. Entertaining and passionate but loses the forest for the trees. 5/10 Deadlifts for the dark gods <- Self-help focus on the channel, not bad, however unironically believes old warhammer was "better" and "soulful" Red flag, to me anyway, entertaining at minimum but terrible for 40K lore... also a shorts merchant, ew. However, defends fulgrim on occassion, additional point awarded. 4/10 Pancreasnowork <- You're not funny nor charming constantly shitting on warhammer 40K and claiming fantasy is the best thing since sliced bread, grow up. The personality of an in-universe eldar who thinks he knows better, thats the only lore accurate thing he has in his bones. Also stop whoring yourself out for dogshit sponsers. 1/10 Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer <- Channel name is misleading, however good hearted and focused on having fun with the setting and, though no citations are quoted, I can see Baldermort is trying his best to respect the setting. Terrible for learning lore, but very entertaining and has a good writing style. Focus on making fan works and you'll be okay. 6/10 The Ashen Hollow <- "Lore to sleep to" You can't absorb lore whilst sleeping nor retain said knowledge if you are tired. Length does not equate to quality either. 2/10 The 40K codex, imperial iterator, Scholars Lore, Lotara lore, The Forgotten narrator and Archivist Tenebrarius <- All of these are Ai. Grifters, the lot of them.

The Serpents Lodge <- Good hearted and passionate but terrible for lore, sorry lads. Entertaining but definitely on the ""edgier"" side of the fandom. 4/10 Astartes Anonymous <- Fulgrim slander is not looked upon kindly, joke aside. Terrible for lore and even attempts at teaching it, whilst good hearted, fall short. Mainly miniature and community focused, however shorts merchant. Very Entertaining at least. 5/10 This is the current version of list Ver_1.0, if you have anyone you'd like reviewed and added please let me know via a PM, comment or reblog.

[liquidorcard]

Is Lily misgendering Liquid Orchard in Mikaila's art or am I misreading it

I may have edited these too well, lol. Okay, for clarity sake, this is the original comic:

This, I MADE:

Text in the regular font like this means I'm talking in character.

Liquid talks in this or

This colour/font

Saijak talks in purple

Antjak talks in blue

Crimjak talks in blue (I ran out of colours, lol.)

Mikailer talks in green

[Wojak set I'm still working on] WILL talk in orange.

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Red text like this in this font means it's out if character. I'm talking as myself.

Referring to LILY ORCHARD, the REAL ONE (a.k.a "Solid Lily") by he/him pronouns is BIG NO NO. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 100 DOLLARS, GO DIRECTLY TO GENDER JAIL.

Liquid Orcard, on the other hand, does use she/her pronouns-- but I see her as a drag character, so they're honorific.

Me, as in the person running this account a.k.a. "Eldrich Lily" I'm a trans guy and I use he/him pronouns. If we knew each other irl and you she/hered me I wouldn't like that very much, but. Here, on this account, in this context, both she/her and he/him are fine, both for me and for Liquid. I'm a dude, the character I'm playing here is a woman, she is me, I am her, we are seperate but the same.

He/him IRL, she/her honorific.

Does that clear things up?

[tvrded]

i usually jerk off to the wojak of you that you used as your blog avatar, but you changed it, so i jerked off to your new avatar and came even harder

Okay

[coldasyou]

People who get mad when u say you probably should stop using wojaks as memes bc most of them have extremely racist and misogynistic origins are so wild to me like okay…the hill u want to die on is ur ability to use an ugly drawing of a white man to make a point in internet arguments??? Sure

[groggygrimalkin]

Okay tbh I've never been a person to critique like idk companies much until recently and holy shit people losing their minds over company's shitty fucking fursona's did my fucking head in and still does. The company only cares about your money wake the fuck up they aren't "owo" cutesy poo entities they want your god damn money i hate when larger companies try to be quirky to appeal to people and act like real people shut the fuck up and be a cold entity go back to being an emotionless cog in the consumer machine I don't wanna hear you try and appeal to me. They have these people rolling over like fucking lap dogs for their fake personas it's crazy. Same with Discord shut the fuck up we just wanna talk to eachother "Heehee look we made a wojak!!!!!Aren't we cool!!!" You will all be replaced one day by better software.

[hesitantvampirealien]

me when i have new asks my first reaction before being curious is to actually sigh and be like "okay let's see who's calling me the scum of the earth now" and looking like that wrinkly tired wojak