#wizards incorporated

[wizards-incorporated]

yaoi wizards

[ringineer]

Thank you for calling Wizards Incorporated. A member of our staff, rod, or wand will be with you shortly, please hold.

[niinaro]

Idk if someone did that before

[enbysiriusblack]

Sirius was in the middle of taping a dung bomb underneath a desk in Flitwick's empty classroom when Peter spoke.

"You going home for the holidays?"

Sirius easily slid out from under the desk, folding his arms on the top as he glanced over to Peter, "Nah. I'll probably go to James' instead. See how long it takes them to come drag me back themselves instead of sending that wretched Kreature."

Peter nodded, "I might come join you, Mum's place is always packed during winter."

Sirius grinned, "Brilliant", he climbed over the table and jumped off it, "We can spend Yule together."

Peter smiled back, "Yeah. The Potter's made you your own guest room right?"

"Oh, I forgot you haven't seen it! It's much cooler than my room at Grimmauld Place."

"Oh, no naked women?"

Sirius laughed, "Absolutely not. Maybe I want my mother to have a fit, but definitely not Mia. But Monty got me these proper band posters and there's this huge Queen one over my bed, and last summer when I flooed to the Potter's, me and James stole this traffic cone so that's in there. Oh, and Mia met me in Camden as well and she got me all these muggle clothes and Marlene built me a cupboard to put it all in."

"It sounds nice, can't wait to see it."

Sirius grabbed Peter's hand to drag him to the next classroom, "Merlin, neither can I. And you can borrow any of it, of course. I actually got a guitar for when you come over."

"You got a guitar? What kind?"

Sirius shrugged, "Fender Strat, I think. You'll play it right? I love hearing you play."

Peter beamed, "Course, I will."

Sirius tousled Peter's hair before glancing at his bag of dung bombs, "Only got a few left", he sighed.

Peter held his hand out, "Pass them here, I was thinking if we put them on the doors instead and leave them open then the smell would reach to a further distance."

Sirius instantly perked up, grabbing Peter's face and quickly giving him a kiss before turning to the windows, "Make sure all the windows are shut as well!"

Peter, cheeks still bright red, walked over to shut the remaining open windows.

[b4kuch1n]

the king shunned, the lion dead, the knight lost, the princess absent. but the wizard lives.

[spilledmilkfkdies]

The Wizards *done with everything going trough the trial,no bad intentions*

Nabu : We killed Duman your evil plan is over

The wizards :....

Morgana:....

Nebula:...

Sybilla: Ok we need to do a double trial

Wizard on wizard violence and its consequences 😔😔 (more trails)

And it's so?? Like no matter which way you spin it, even if they end up with valid arguments that have you going "Yeah fair enough", you already know peace will be OFF the table if Nabu faces consequences the remaining Black Circle members consider too mild- It'd be such a mess and I doubt there's an outcome where everyone's satisfied because DAMN the situation is. Yeah.

But. Then again. There's still the uh. Gift thing that can resurrect a person. So maybe they'll figure it out way quicker after all. Enhanced comedic effect: Have Duman be at his own murder trail. "I call the next witness to the stand" and it's the fucking murder victim?? Deranged.

[icewindandboringhorror]

More misc. daily life pictures and such

[cherryvaliant]

Recently got some flash commissions done by @catebeesart for the Acquisitions Incorporated team I'm a part of!!! I'm in love and have crushes on them all

Team H consists of:

• Iggy, reborn wildfire druid. Definition of Head Empty. Intelligence is 9. Never shuts up despite never having anything important to say. (My character!)

• Faelan, satyr divination wizard. Spent most of his childhood isolated in the feywild. A little unsure around new people, but a little mischievous around people he's comfortable with.

• Vanorin, eladrin whispers bard. Presents himself as charming and chill, but that persona is layered overtop of a dark and traumatic past. Always keeps his arms and hands covered, keeping secret the myriad scars and tattoos that cover them.

• Zavu, satyr armorer artificer. Used to be an archeologist: incredibly smart, incredibly socially awkward. Disaster lesbian/the embodiment of Gay Panic. Will blush and stammer whenever a cute girl interacts with her.

• Zamek, verdan clockwork soul sorcerer. Our NPC boss in AI. Always looks tired, who knows if it's from working tirelessly or from hardly working. The subject of many office pranks.

[currentlyonstandbi]

engaging in baseless theories here but i wonder if the dimensional butterflies might be from the land of Oz that Dorothy is able to somehow travel to and from

[ravenelyx]

One thing that always bothered me about Anne's curse or curses/illnesses in general is the lack of use of Felix Felicis by the wizarding world. That potion is cheating made liquid ("every attempt will be successful" as they say): if the healers could drink it while experimenting for cures (or if Sebastian had drunk it while trying to seach for one) I wonder what could have happened.

[honeyxmonkey]

OG vs New (original under the cut)

Redrawing this was very fun :D! I got to see how much my art has really improved. And oh my god Carter is so fucking pretty wtf

Also! I got to bring back the vest >:]

I missed the vest

Original

[wizards-incorporated]

PSA: penis spell active

[catinc]

How exactly does counterspelling a counterspell work? Like;

Wizard: I cast Fireball!!!

Warlock: No you don't. Counterspell.

Wizard: I counterspell you're counterspell!!!

Warlock: your fireballs already gone, bro.

Or is it more like;

Wizard: I cast Fireball!!!

Warlock: no you don't. C-

Wizard: yes I do!!!

Warlock: no you dont.

Wizard: yes I do!!!

Warlock: no you d-

And it continues on until the wizard runs out of mana and/or the warlocks patron gets bored?

[ramiliadoesstuff]

YOU KNOW WHAT?!! TAKE SOME MINOR MYSTIQUE TALES LORE!!

—Each of the four kingdoms have old native languages that are similar to real life languages.

—For example, Clover’s native tongue is Ancient Greek, and it was originally the native language the Walker family talked in up until the 18th Great Wizard’s era their native speakers were getting murdered during altercations with the slivamilions which led to less native speakers existing and instead they took the language the silvamilions spoke in and made it their own with some altering to make it sound like their native language. and after the peace treaty between the Silvamilions and the Walkers happened, the Walkers who could still speak the language taught the Silvamilions the new language and their native language became a secret language in which the Great Wizards’ old diaries were written and stored for future generations, Ramilia speaks it fluently but Noelle has trouble speaking in it but understands it fully when reading old Scriptures or hearing her mother talk in it. (The Silvas also have some understanding of it, but it’s the alternated version the Walkers taught to the Silvamilions)

—the Spade and Diamond kingdoms have similar native language which is Gaelic, but for Spade it’s the Irish Gaelic and for Diamond it’s the Scottish Gaelic. In present day You would find no one who still speaks the native Language in diamond, however in spade there’s a heavy population who only speak in their native language, and the majority of the people understand it even if they don’t speak it.

—in The Heart Kingdom, the native language is ancient Latin, and only the Royal family is able to still speak in it, the queen is always most fluent in the native tongue. Some spirit guardians would be taught the language as well (Gaja is fluent in the native tongue, he learned the old Language at a very young age when Loropechka was still learning it, she had great difficulty with it so Gaja learned it and spent countless hours talking only in old Latin to help Loro with her pronunciations.)

—Vanessa is fluent in Ancient Greek, she speaks it better than Ramilia actually. which surprises Noelle at first, but once she gets over her initial shock she becomes excited because this means she has a practice partner to talk with and improve her speech and pronunciation.

—when Noelle heard Vanessa speak in Greek for the first time she was so shocked but also excited because this was something for them to bond over.

—“you speak Greek too?!” She asked excitedly in Greek, which prompted Vanessa to glare at her because she had a really bad headache and Noelle was being too excited for her liking, and also cringe badly because Noelle had the most fucking horrible pronunciation she ever heard.

—“I mean this in a good way,” she began speaking in Greek “never, and I mean, never talk to me in the colonised version of the language”

—Vanessa makes it her absolute fucking mission to teach this fucking kid how to speak actual proper Greek, even if gives her too much headaches from how excitable Noelle is.

—most of the time they speak in Greek, the bulls look at them like they’re both gone crazy, and Noelle has some trouble understanding half of Vanessa’s words because she’s really fluent and half of the time she talks too fast for Noelle to catch everything she’s saying.

—Vanessa insults Noelle in Greek half of the time she tries to talk to her. Once Noelle becomes more fluent she realises that most of the time she spent talking with Vanessa she was basically getting insulted.

—Noelle later learned every insult in Greek after finding out what Vanessa did. She learned the really disturbing ones, which got her and Vanessa in trouble once Ramilia found out.

—Nozel somehow finds out that Vanessa knows Greek. And hell ensues.

—the first time it happend, it was after a joint Captains and their Vice-Captains meeting. She was talking to Ramilia about some stuff and she didn’t want anyone to butt in, and to her horror Nozel looked at her with a shocked and disgusted expression.

—“what in the world is that vile pronunciation!” He yelled at Vanessa, which had her replying in Greek with “oh please, if my dead grandmother heard the way you speak Greek, she would fuck the worms that feasted on her decayed corpse”

—Nozel insists that the way she speaks in is wrong, and Vanessa says that’s the way she was raised to speak in and to her it’s correct.

—the nail in the coffin is when she told him in Greek to “take your colonised version of the language, and shove it up your—“. eventually a few Years later, Nozel accepts that in fact, Vanessa is speaking in the accurate and correct language. And she’s much more fluent in it than him.

[thelittlestspider]

please tell me you're writing something with cowboy wizards i may have just screamed a little

i want to! because it would be really cool. i saw this art of a cowboy wizard a while ago that was pretty epic, and i really want to add them to the ocv, but unfortunately i don't have any at the moment.

[flovverworks]

actually i need to send more gbfcentric asks again. theyre funny