#wizard-posting

[swagbatical]

Hmm yes I see your point, and your reasoning is soundly backed up with evidence, however- I CAST FILL URETHRA WITH SAND

[council-for-demons]

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[swagbatical]

I cast booty shaker

[redavexat]

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[wizard-of-weed]

just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

[swagbatical]

Hey has anyone seen my potion of eject bowels? It's the soothing pink one that farts out a little butt shaped cloud when you open it, so you know what it's about.

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

[ryttu3k]

Does everyone know there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever?

Because there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever.

[bashcrandicoot]

Thumbnails on wizard youtube

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

[precariouswizardry]

[swagbatical]

*I flop bleeding into the tavern, weak and pathetic. Groaning like the damned*

Tavern patron: "You're half dead! What happened, were you robbed?"

Me wearily: "No. I was . . ."

I pause for a moment considering the possible future impacts that disclosing my new sport "exploding knife ball" to the public, while the idea is still in its' infancy could have on the longevity and adoption of it.

". . . Ambushed. By bears. Twelve of them. Conjoined twins. Full body ones. All of them. They knew martial arts. And had guns. Big ones. The really loud kind. I'm amazed you didn't hear it."

I sigh as I go limp like the wilting flowers upon autumn's dawn

[good-wizard]

I CAST!

WALL OF SKULL ANGLE!!!

[tanzel]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)