#wizard posts

[transbeeduo]

I Think Tubbo has hip dips. not even like major ones. in between the skin and fur of where the goat legs start, theres a dip. Schlatt had them too. Makes it a bit easier to carry babies, in all honesty. So it's useful when Bug is small enough to have to be carried on the hip. and when Wizard and Michael were small enough. love handles, but also hip dip

ANONNNNNNNNNN ANONNNNNN THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE THIS love the idea of carrying the kids on them that’s so good holy shit I LOVE IT TYING INTO THE GOAT LEGS TOO THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSEEE BECAUSE OF THE DIFFERENT ANATOMY YAYYYY also i read this as u saying that schlatt was also pregnant at one point which honestly that’s so real that’s the evolution of dadschlatt the people need

[teggegg]

A curse turned my boyfriend into a lizard, everyone wish him luck on his recovery

[chucklewizard]

Know the signs of a Wizard

Stray Mac and cheese bits are a great way to know a Wizard has been in your area

[ghostcond]

garrick telling you that something with power over the dead broke the seal in dark cave and that he bets it was malorn because he “has always been jealous of his raw cool” is one of the funniest lines in the three streets quest line and its followed immediately by him asking you if malistaire was the guy who blew up the death school then saying whatever and leaving. funniest motherfucker in cyclops lane

[redavexat]

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[wizard-of-weed]

just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

[ryttu3k]

Does everyone know there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever?

Because there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever.

[bashcrandicoot]

Thumbnails on wizard youtube

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

[transbeeduo]

im so tired but this image is going to bring me to tears because im imagining it as wizard and techno wizard leash baby me taking my friend’s son for a walk but it keeps running towards the polar bears and into arctic ice so i have to put him on a leash

[precariouswizardry]

[good-wizard]

I CAST!

WALL OF SKULL ANGLE!!!

[tanzel]

[ghostcond]

shout out to the two folks on w101 that helped me finish the rest of krok that one time over the course of 5 hours while my family watched on, horrified, because my discord status hadn’t updated when i took a break and came back earlier, so it said i had been playing for 10 hours straight (i didn’t). i remember you two fondly