#wizard posts

[transbeeduo]

I Think Tubbo has hip dips. not even like major ones. in between the skin and fur of where the goat legs start, theres a dip. Schlatt had them too. Makes it a bit easier to carry babies, in all honesty. So it's useful when Bug is small enough to have to be carried on the hip. and when Wizard and Michael were small enough. love handles, but also hip dip

ANONNNNNNNNNN ANONNNNNN THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE THIS love the idea of carrying the kids on them that’s so good holy shit I LOVE IT TYING INTO THE GOAT LEGS TOO THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSEEE BECAUSE OF THE DIFFERENT ANATOMY YAYYYY also i read this as u saying that schlatt was also pregnant at one point which honestly that’s so real that’s the evolution of dadschlatt the people need

[teggegg]

A curse turned my boyfriend into a lizard, everyone wish him luck on his recovery

[chucklewizard]

Know the signs of a Wizard

Stray Mac and cheese bits are a great way to know a Wizard has been in your area

[ghostlygraphist]

imagine working at the wizard library that is mainly scrolls and having to put blockbuster-style "just to be kind, please rewind" tags on them all because you just don't have time to unwind and rewind a 12 pound roll of paper so that the beginning is at the outside 100 times a day and the skeletons just don't have the dexterity for that

[ghostcond]

garrick telling you that something with power over the dead broke the seal in dark cave and that he bets it was malorn because he “has always been jealous of his raw cool” is one of the funniest lines in the three streets quest line and its followed immediately by him asking you if malistaire was the guy who blew up the death school then saying whatever and leaving. funniest motherfucker in cyclops lane

[redavexat]

[warthogreporter]

And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? ��😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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💚CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[scuttlebatt]

I Have Found A Solution!

So, obviously classic wizard robes aren’t wheelchair friendly. (Alright, admittedly this isn’t common knowledge and also this definitely isn’t a problem for most but listen, this is a problem for me and I’m pleased to present a solution for it nonetheless.)

The issue is in the sleeves and the length of the robes. The traditional trumpet style allows them to get snagged, dirty, and caught in the wheels.

This is distinctly not an issue with other mobility aids such as canes and crutches, these wizards are fine to carry on with their trumpet sleeves simply rolled up if needed.

Now, one solution might simply to shorten the sleeves and hem to be out of the way, but that looks rather silly so I won’t do that. Instead I propose the more elegant design of a hanging sleeve to maintain that flowy magical feel while allowing for better range of motion.

Honestly I just love the look of hanging sleeves in general and think more people should appreciate them, wheelchair user or not.

In conclusion…

[transbeeduo]

im so tired but this image is going to bring me to tears because im imagining it as wizard and techno wizard leash baby me taking my friend’s son for a walk but it keeps running towards the polar bears and into arctic ice so i have to put him on a leash

[ryttu3k]

Does everyone know there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever?

Because there is now a mod that exists solely to give Gale hayfever.

[bashcrandicoot]

Thumbnails on wizard youtube

[the-god-of-magic]

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

[ghostcond]

shout out to the two folks on w101 that helped me finish the rest of krok that one time over the course of 5 hours while my family watched on, horrified, because my discord status hadn’t updated when i took a break and came back earlier, so it said i had been playing for 10 hours straight (i didn’t). i remember you two fondly