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fuck it this is about neil now
#just. assorted images and quotes i had kicking around. idk couldnt think of a witty joke to replace this post with#trans#<- keeping that so i can find this later lol#csny
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Well, at least the bots appreciate my witty posts...
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I think Carmy and I shucked probably ten million of these peas...day in, day out like robots.
THE BEAR | 3.10: FOREVER
#the bear#the bear fx#thebearedit#cinemapix#dailyflicks#dixonscarol#filmtvcentral#televisiongifs#thebeartv#tvedit#userbarrow#userdiana#useremz#userrlaura#usermaguire#userstream#usersugar#*edits#sydney adamu#chef luca#will poulter#luca looks so proud of himself for that witty comeback lolz#they were so cute here#i hope carmy was taking mental notes from this convo 馃槄#scheduled post
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JAKE EN O-CLOCK EP. 86
#jake#jake sim#enhypen#enhypenet#malegroupsnet#kpopco#usermeeseung#useremily#useryeobins#danablr#*posts#*gifs#*tris#no witty comments here just.... yeah
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Happy anniversary to one of John鈥檚 most dad jokes of dad jokes
The Beatles (3/4 + Jimmie Nicol) at their press conference in Sydney airport, 11th June 1964
#14 year old me: he鈥檚 so witty#me now: that鈥檚 some gentle comedy johnny#oops accidentally posted this a day early#oh well#it was sixty years ago today#nearly#john lennon#paul mccartney#george harrison#the beatles#beatles in australia/nz#audio and transcripts
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PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK 2023: Day 1, Favorite Adaptation - Jane Eyre 2006, directed by Susanna White, starring Ruth Wilson and Toby Stephens.
Do you think, because I am poor, plain, obscure and little, that I have no heart, that I am without soul? I have as much heart as you and as much soul! And if God had given me some beauty and wealth, I would make it as hard for you to leave me as it is for me to leave you!
#jane eyre#jane eyre 2006#perioddramaweek2023#perioddramaedit#weloveperioddrama#perioddramasource#gifshistorical#ruth wilson#toby stephens#*mine#second attempt to post this after the first one wasn't showing up in the tags#I really love this adaptation#the gothic atmosphere is perfect#and I like that they kept witty jane#I had to include that shot of jane's gothic painting because I loved that they made it into the series#1k
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#i might start posting more ii tweets idk#im BORED 馃挃馃挃#inanimate insanity#ii#ii nickel#ii balloon#inanimate insanity episode 16#ii16#ii ep 16#inanimate insanity spoilers#ii spoilers#ii16 spoilers#nickloon#if you so please#dahlia.png#i dont know how i came up with this . i think god projected this into my brain for specifically me to make#or im just so witty and humorous
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dumping every zenigata here all at once
#im too lazy to imagine making witty captions for all of these. they're self explanatory right#lupin iii#luzeni if you squint. oh no wait that one is just straight up luzeni nvm lol#long post#just in case it doesnt format right on mobile. sorry guys.#zenigata#cherry art
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Day 13: Ballpit - I drew @pixlokita's "into the ballpit" au- y'all should read it- it's so cute!
#miiilowo fnaftober#everything i wanted to say i put up in the post#no witty remarks today#my art#everyones gonna know my secret identity on discord now#michael afton#gregory fnaf#fnaf
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this just in: a femme in their seduction outfit. is it working?
#can not think of a witty caption pretend it鈥檚 something intriguing and mysterious#my red light setting made these kinda blurry which is >:(#but i love them#lesbian nsft#femme4all#femme4butch#lesbian#18+ mdni#dyke nsft#butch bait#femme4femme#sapphic nsft#dyke posting#mee
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and/or 15. and Dewther for the smut prompts?
"I want to hear you beg" and 15. "You're mine" from this prompt list
I had a lot of thoughts about possessive, jealous Aether and writing this was v fun.
Could be read as dubcon but both Dew and Aether are very into it. Contains scent kink, grinding, and a late night handjob.
divider by @wrathofrats <3
He can almost taste it. It clings to the roof of his mouth, cloying and taunting. Aether's nostrils flare, unable to escape the scent that isn't quite right. It's late. Too late. The room is pitch black, and all Aether can hear is the soft breathing, gentle snuffling snores that come with each of Dew's exhales.
His mate is settled on his chest, one hand gently curled into the collar of Aether's sleep shirt, the other tucked around his shoulder. Aether holds him close, wide awake despite the hour, despite having Dew so close.
In fact, it's because Dew's so close that he can't find sleep. Aether is intimately aware of the ghoul in his arms. Knows him better than he knows himself at this point, how he takes his coffee, how he scores his picks, every superstitious ritual he's ever been privy to. How his piety looks more human than any of the other ghouls Aether's ever met.
It could be argued, then, that Aether knows what Dew smells like. But under the campfire smoke, the caramelized sugar that comes with his sleepy contentedness, and the faint, ever-present tobacco is something carbonated and sharp. Quintessence.
Normally, Aether would take no mind of Dew smelling of quintessence. But therein lies the problem: Dew doesn't smell like his quintessence.
The logical part of Aether's brain knows why. Dew's been sharing a lot of space with Aeon in rehearsals and in the commons, the younger ghoul brushing up against him in search of approval and comfort. No outright scenting or challenging. But the animal part of Aether's brain doesn't give a shit about that.
His mate smells like a different quintessence ghoul. This needs amending.
A tiny voice breaks the quiet, mumbling with sleep. "Aeth?"
Aether realizes too late that he's growling.
Dew shifts on top of him. His movements kick up another wave of his scent, and that's all the animal part of his brain can take. He surges up, flipping them until he's straddling Dew's hips, looming over and dwarfing him.
Dew's body thuds against the mattress, copper eyes fluttering open with a squeak, narrow chest heaving. Aether knows what Dew's seeing: two glowing violet eyes hanging in the pitch black of their room.
The growl still bubbling in his throat, Aether bends to rub his cheek against the line of Dew's jaw, along his throat. He can hear the way his stubble scrapes against Dew's skin, catches on what remains of his gills.
"You're mine," he rumbles, low and dangerous into Dew's ear. The sharp scent of fear and confusion fades to something almost irritated but fond, muddy with sleep. Dew tips his chin back, whining soft and placating.
"'M yours, starshine," he agrees, voice and posture softer than Dew will ever show anyone else. Aether preens, doubling down as he rubs his own ozone scent against Dew's scarred throat.
"You don't smell like mine," he says, huffing as he catches another faint whiff of Aeon's scent. His hips press down, pinning his little mate to the mattress.
Dew gasps with the sudden force of it, taking a deep, shaky breath. "I smell like yours," he mumbles, not quite awake yet even with Aether's cock hardening against the line of his hip. "Dunno what you're talking about."
Aether growls louder, pressing the flats of his fangs against the matescar in the crook of Dew's neck. "You smell like them," he says, shoving a thick thigh between Dew's, feels him start to chub up in interest. "I'm gonna fix that."
He takes both of Dew's bony wrists in one hand, pinning them above his head as he starts to rut against his hip. He mouths at Dew's jaw, kissing and licking a stripe along his scarred gills. It draws a strangled groan from his throat, breath hot against Aether's skin. "Fuck, make me, make me yours again," Dew gasps, pushing his hips up off the bed, bucking into the crease between Aether's thigh and hip.
Aether stills, something almost feral in his eye. "I want to hear you beg for it," he croons, low and dark and dangerous. He pins Dew's hips to the bed with the hand not holding his wrists, putting a stop to any and all bids for friction. "Beg me to make you mine."
He feels more than hears Dew's panting breaths, already so worked up. He always is when he leverages his size like this. Words don't come to him, whining soft and offering the line of his throat to the bigger ghoul, tilting his head to expose the matescar Aether left on him all those years ago. Dew's wrists flex in Aether's grip, but there's no real struggle.
"Give me words, darling," Aether says, settling into a slow, filthy grind. He's not cruel, even like this. He shoves his thigh back between Dew's legs, using his grip on his hip to drag him up and down the tensed muscle.
Dew keens, back arching and copper eyes fluttering shut. "Fuck!"
"Yeah, darling?" He tightens his grip, hoping that it'll bruise by morning. Dew pants under him, pinned and unable to move. Aether can feel his body heat radiating, burning hotter and hotter with each grind of his hips.
"Kiss me?" he asks, and Aether's blindsided for just a moment. Aether's never been able to deny Dew anything.
He dips down, catching his mate's lips with his own. It's surprisingly tender, despite the thick scent of sex that's starting to fill the room, of their combined scents. Dew melts into it, back arching as he tries to get more contact with his mate, straining against Aether's grip.
Aether only breaks the kiss to press his face against Dew's sharp collarbones, rubbing Dew with his scent. He presses a kiss to Dew's matescar just to feel him shudder beneath him. He mouths lower, playing with the silver barbell through one pink nipple. Dew gasps, rutting his hips against Aether's stomach.
"Please, Aeth, starshine, please make me yours again," he whines, doing his best to rub his own cheek against him.
Aether grins, his gold fang glinting in the dark. He ruts against him, groaning in Dew's ear as his cock throbs against his hip, leaking pre until he's just as wet as Dew. "Yeah, darling boy?" He croons, almost growling as the pleasure and possession swirl inside him, coiling in his gut. "You want me to make you mine?"
Dew nods, bucking his hips up jerkily to meet his thrusts. "Please," he breathes, desperately hooking his leg around the back of Aether's thigh, trying to get a better angle.
"I will, baby, I will," Aether promises, pushing him into the mattress with the force of his thrusts. "Make sure they all can smell it, you're mine, darling."
Aether's so worked up that it only takes a few more thrusts before he's keeping his promise. He cums between their stomachs, grunting with each pulse of his cock. He digs his teeth gently into Dew's matescar, groaning loudly into his too-warm skin. He lets go of Dew's wrists to prop himself up, not trusting himself from just crushing his mate
"Fuck," Dew pants, carding through Aether's mohawk. "I smell right now, huh, starshine?"
Aether nods, gently as to not irritate the matescar too much, his teeth still clamped down. He feels it calming, panting into Dew's shoulder as the aftershocks fade.
As his mind clears, Aether's suddenly much more aware of the hot line of Dew's cock pressed into his hip. He releases his bite, kissing apologetically up his throat until he takes his lips again. "'m sorry for waking you, darling. Let me make it better?" he asks, curling a big hand around his length.
Dew's breath hitches, and he keens into Aether's mouth as he sets a merciful pace, twisting his wrist at the tip just the way he knows Dew likes. His hips buck, and Aether lets him chase his pleasure. It doesn't take long before Dew's spilling over his knuckles.
Aether swallows every one of Dew's cries, whispers praise and thanks against his lips. When Dew slumps back down against the mattress, both of their messes smeared on their stomachs and scents strong with each other, Aether wipes his hand on the sheets and pulls Dew close.
They're both too exhausted to care about the mess, though that will not be the case when morning comes. Aether, ever the good mate, will clean him up almost sheepishly, though proud that Dew is his by scent and scar.
#every time i write i go 'i need to be weirder'#anyways i'd have more witty tags but it is midnight and my wrist hurts from typing lol#and tumblr didn't want to save this for whatever fucking reason so this is like the third time i've tried to post this#dot's writing#the band ghost#the band ghost fanfiction#dewdrop ghoul#aether ghoul#dewther#aether/dew#cw dubcon
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Hella thick thighs?
I'm out of drawings, heres an irl
#ask and mew shall receive#Okay I think my tag for asks is making people think I'm just gonna post images if they ask for em#Its just the tag for categorizing purposes 馃槱#I don't have enough pictures and witty rhetoric I'm running outta gas here fellas
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yeah, I think neither of them planned it through
(I always feel hesitant when drawing fanart on paper, but I've been feeling such a strong pull towards traditional art lately (as you can guess, I tried and couldn't bring myself to work on this comic digitally), so I want to see if a switch from digital fanart to traditional is possible and worth if for me).
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#xiao xingchen#xue yang#xuexiao#yi city#my art#daozhan just wanted to sneak a glance!#his dear friend sounds handsome#what if he IS handsome???#xiao xingchen has to know#unfortunetely dear friend is made of handsome and witty#got to test different materials in new sketchbook while I was on it nice nice#and the sketchbook has xuexiao on cover so it would be a crime to not draw them on first pages#I wasn't sure if I want to post it or not#but the last thing I did with them was angst#and the next thing I plan is angst#so something cute and funny to rest a little :'D
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#*posts#bsdedit#hyeahbsd#Bungou Stray Dogs#BSD S4 spoilers#my crap#flashing gif cw#anisource#usergojoana#useradrienne#userdabiluna#usermica#userblaze#userjenny#he's just like me fr#sorry i couldnt come up with a witty caption'
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it's probably for the best that john never introduced them,, nothing would have gotten done in that warehouse
#i dont really have anything else to say- i thought i was soo funny while drawing this but now have no relevant witty comment so ..here u go#also- the version of saw where they met after larry's game lives rent free in my head. they would be such good frenemes..#saw fanart#saw fandom#saw franchise#mark hoffman#lawrence gordon#hoffdon#3dshipping#quote is from arrested development -shout out to will arnett's incredibly sexy voice#saw posting#saw#saw art#hoffman#dr gordon#olly art
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you're welcome :')
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#usopp#nami#uta#tum.blr made these so fuzzy w.tf#some of these are pure love for me haha#my stuff#uta shanks#roronoa zoro#sanji#franky#nico robin#franky one piece#brook one piece#brook#tony tony chopper#witty text posts#text posts#beaulesbian
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